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Christianity Etc › Re: How Christians Pray by otuwe(op): 2:38pm On Jun 13, 2007
[quote author=babe_fieka link=topic=57306.msg1198539#msg1198539 date=1181741140]hey peeps
the prolem is that we bahave like the hypocrites
bible never said jump or shout
we all know that God is not deaf
we can still pray without shouting and jumping making our supplications known to God
as for the binding and casting, maybe when we pray 4 our enemies and love our neighbors
some things like principalities and powers will give way
christains should go back to the bible and understand it
unite and stop building churches evry where like we r not of the same religion
then the principalities and powers will know their places[/quote]i feel u jare.
ppeopl have been blinded by their pastors very soon their eys go open like rev kings people lets just hope it wont be too late.

one advice for the house,
try to undertand every single message given to u
dont just be quoting up and down both the ones u know and the ones u dont
TV/Movies › Re: Vote For Your Favorite New Tv Drama Series by otuwe(f): 2:04pm On Jun 13, 2007
i havent seen any of them. change them to nigerian drama and u wud get plenty votes tongue tongue tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: How Christians Pray by otuwe(op): 1:29pm On Jun 13, 2007
Aproko:
@ topic,

is 'jumping up and down' referring to the prayer session in some churches? because i don't think the catholics and anglicans 'jump up and down'

well since the bible says the violent shall take it by force, i guess 'jumping up and down' is part of being violent and therefore taking things by force!!! grin grin grin grin
thats a funny one. lmao grin grin


You are obviously the confused one. Paul said we wrestle not against flesh and blood, BUT rather agaisnt principalities and powers! Isn't that warfare to you?
are u now a follower of paul and not of Christ. by the way are u now saying the warfare there is Physical, then u really dont understand ur bible. do u think u can beat the "principality and power" by shouting in ur prayers, i dont think so



I really don't know what you mean by jumping up and down; but here binding and casting is taught in the Bible:

Matt. 12:29  -- Or else how can one enter into a strong man's house, and spoil his goods, except he first bind the strong man? and then he will spoil his house.

Matt. 18:18 --  Verily I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever ye shall loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.

Mark 16:17 --  And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues.
all these have nothing nothing to do with the present mode of prayer in churches. maybe u dont to these new churches and u dont see wat happens there in the name of prayer. pls lets open our eyes and look deep inside then we wud realise there is something wrong

Warfare with whom? I mentioned specifically the warfare is against principalities and powers. Didn't you get that ?
if its against principalities and power then do u shout and dramatise so much as if u are fighting with a human being. Prayer requires silence, serenity (thats why Jesus wud always go to the wilderness) this jumbing up and down doesnt take us anywhere.

oer you are just here to spew out your hatred on others
i dont even carry hatred within me thats why im bothered abt the way pple pour out so much hatred in their prayer all in the name of binding and casting their enemies. i try to love my enemies the way Christ taught me instead of sending holyghost fire upon them



Rhea:
Jesus was quite clear on how to pray. However, our born-again christian brothers and sisters nowadays believe that channeling their prayers into 150dB loudspeakers facing my bedroom at 5am every morning, and snapping their fingers simultaneously like T-Pain would make the Lord Almighty hear their prayers.

Sometimes i wonder if God has a hearing problem.

I vividly remember that each time I need something done by someone, all i need do is approach him/her and ask him/her politely in a very low tone. he/she ususally assents to my request. I wonder why people resort to having a chat/sending a message to God (a spiritual being) by shouting and jumping up and down like Daddy Showkey as a sign of reverence/respect.

Jesus was also clear about loving our friends and enemies alike. When you bind and cast them into the sahara desert, it probably displays an unending love for both your enemies and the unfortunate inhabitants of the Sahara.

Even our forefathers knew better.
i love you dear, your eyes are open. dont mind those pple who have been deceived by their pastors
Health › Re: The Fastest And Easiest Way To Get Rid Of Pimples Overnight! by otuwe(f): 12:30pm On Jun 13, 2007
[quote author=ire-funke link=topic=51523.msg1187726#msg1187726 date=1181434866]Rubbing alchol is a cleanser that is just d name like u have 'ten o' six,and others .Is cheaper than other cleansers and effective.You can ask those ibo guys that sell grocery/provisions in bulk[/quote]thanks alot dear. i will look out for it
Jokes Etc › Re: New Taxes by otuwe(f): 11:46am On Jun 13, 2007
this is the height of joblessness, angry angry angry

pls i'l advice you get something doing ok. sad sad sad

one love grin
TV/Movies › Re: Silverbird Cinema Movies by otuwe(op): 11:14am On Jun 13, 2007
viperman:
Otuwe check your yahoo messenger.
i dont get u man. wat am i supposed to see when i check my messenger huh huh huh
TV/Movies › Re: Lorenzo's Wife: La Mujer De Lorenzo by otuwe(f): 8:56am On Jun 13, 2007
am so angry that Laura won the case and has to get 50% of Lorenzo's asset.

that alex guy is so dumb, why are most sexy men like that. people always use them,
TV/Movies › Re: To Watch Nigerian Movies Online by otuwe(f): 8:12am On Jun 13, 2007
i will try it now.

thanks

i hope i finally start enjoying the movies
Romance › Re: Virgin At 35! A Curse Or A Pride by otuwe(f): 5:16pm On Jun 12, 2007
MILITIA:
@oboatioko
Love you too!

@Topic!
Amen! We can R.I.P this topic now. Now that we have seen the alpha and the omega of it's existence! Was a pleasure!
hi militia as i was going thru i was abt to reply to u and blast u well well but reading ur subsequent posts i realised wat a funny mama u are. u know how to make someone laff as long as thats not the person u r replying to. [color=#990000] thumbs up, it was ur posts dat made me go on cos this thread was becoming very boring with all the congratulations embarassed

i want to ask those pple congratulating. if being a virgin at 35 was so good then wat are they all doing with disvirgined toto. huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

that 35yr old virgin is either either a 'churchy who is deceiving herself' or the most frustrated human being on earth, she can never be happy in her heart of herats even if she might not show her frustration in public.

as for the one dat mentioned purity, purity and chastity has nothing to do with virginity because they are spirtual qualities and sex is a purely physical act so if u no wan do u no wan do it will not be a plus or minus for u in heaven except you allowed ur body control u instead of controlling ur body. smileygot it.

so stop deceiving urself with ur virginity ok we dont want to know abt it.
Jokes Etc › Re: Potato Work Out by otuwe(f): 2:20pm On Jun 12, 2007
very funny,

didnt get it for a second then bam, it hit me.

this is unbelievably funny
Jokes Etc › Re: It's Your First Time by otuwe(f): 12:33pm On Jun 12, 2007
nice one.
TV/Movies › Re: Naija Movie Site by otuwe(f): 10:42am On Jun 12, 2007
Lexyhearts:
GUYS THE BEST SITE I EVER SEEN IS

www.videos.onlinenigeria.com
i am unable to open this site u talked abt.

but really a movie site where u dont have to stream. this ukiri is always pausing every 3 seconds and after like 25 mins it just hangs. is anybody else experiencing this,
Christianity Etc › Re: The Lord's Prayer by otuwe(f): 10:21am On Jun 12, 2007
Reverend:
If there was a God, the all powerful, all loving and all caring invisible person who you refer to constantly that is so perfect, why does this happen in the first place?
undecided
i usually used to think u were wise but now ive realised u r so empty cos if you think God doesnt exist then that means u are just a pack of sand cos i know its God who gave us the Breathe of Life.

what if i tell u that i dont think Barbers exist and that if they do then how come there are people all over the world with long tattered and unkept hair, wat wud be ur reply,

use that same reply and equate it to why pple are suffering,
TV/Movies › Re: Your Favourite And Most Hated TV Adverts? by otuwe(f): 9:33am On Jun 12, 2007
i forgot to mention this new one.
its elephant detergent with the little girl's birthday party.

i particularly like the way that very cute boy opened his mouth as his babe was coming down the stairs.

that small boy go sabi scope when he grows up
Christianity Etc › Re: The Lord's Prayer by otuwe(f): 9:11am On Jun 12, 2007
Reverend:
If there was a God, the all powerful, all loving and all caring invisible person who you refer to constantly that is so perfect, why does this happen in the first place?

Let me tell you why

Because he is a figment of your imagination and does not exist lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
i pity you, when u drop the flesh then realise that there truely is God then words wont be enough to explain ur condition,

you really need Help. its because of pple like u that we have that hungry child there but i put it to you that child is far better than u cos she sees beyond the flesh external(which am sure is all u think about).

well i pray you open ur eyes soon and redeem urself or suffer spiritual death
Jokes Etc › Re: The Stammerer by otuwe(f): 8:19am On Jun 12, 2007
i really love the part about the tailor.

thats really wat they do.

the mise the material for u so they use the remainder for their kids.
TV/Movies › Re: Exchange Dvd (return After Watching) by otuwe(f): 8:03am On Jun 12, 2007
me i need someone who can give me dvds to watch but the point is i dont have any one to give .

any generous person out there. i stay in lagos and my email addy is tessynelly@yahoo.com.
TV/Movies › Re: Catalina And Sebastian (C&S): A Telenovela On AIT by otuwe(f): 7:50am On Jun 12, 2007
even that one they call Amelia that wants to come between Catalina and sebastine, she is so ugly, why are they saying she is sexy puulease!!!
TV/Movies › Re: To Watch Nigerian Movies Online by otuwe(f): 10:53am On Jun 11, 2007
9ja4eva:
When u start d movie.Pause it n leave it to load before u play
thanks dear but for how long should i wait
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by otuwe(f): 10:44am On Jun 11, 2007
chinua achebe
TV/Movies › Re: Your Favorite Romantic Comedy Or Movie by otuwe(f): 10:32am On Jun 11, 2007
nobody has mentioned. city of Angels. i think u should see that movie, it should definitely take the crown.

sweet november is also good.
TV/Movies › Re: Which Is Your Best T V Station? by otuwe(f): 10:21am On Jun 11, 2007
my best is NTA OYO, yeah right, abeg i love my STV
Jokes Etc › Re: Scrabble by otuwe(f): 3:26pm On Jun 08, 2007
gave
TV/Movies › Re: Catalina And Sebastian (C&S): A Telenovela On AIT by otuwe(f): 3:16pm On Jun 08, 2007
BlackMamba:
Or better yet, shouldn't there be some kind of content control by the NBC to stop this shameless import of soaps from places like Latin America? This is a serious knock on our TV industry.
listen black mamba no matter how painful it is, mexico is known with the best soaps in the world so i dont see a reason why u shouldnt celebrate them. even American soaps cant beat theirs so wats the beef,

abeg make we enjoy our soaps if u dont like them then change the channel
Forum Games › Re: The Unending Story by otuwe(f): 10:35am On Jun 08, 2007
before she cud answer he interupted saying ''see how u messed up my life ehh. i dont ever want to see u again and make sure ur path doesnt cross mine ever again or else YOU'RE DEAD
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Latest Of Mtn Vs Celtel (and Others) by otuwe(f): 9:33am On Jun 08, 2007
all these vat, fuel etc i tire oh. i wonder how every other thing will be moving up yet salary remains standstill, is it not with our salaries we use to pay for them so how come that one doesnt go up the way others are going up
Jokes Etc › Re: "old Money" Now Becomes A Bus Stop In Lagos by otuwe(f): 8:33am On Jun 08, 2007
i feel u man,

the other time the conductor said it so much i almost thought i had entered the wrong bus cos i tot they were going somewhere else.

ppl can be funny sha, the other day after all the shoutings, a passenger entered and later started a fight wit conductor cos he paid old notes
TV/Movies › Re: Your Favourite And Most Hated TV Adverts? by otuwe(f): 8:20am On Jun 08, 2007
A3:
Guiness (my friend udeme), what is it about? I love to hate it, then play that useless peak milk ad and i will tune the channel, that advert sucks.

if i drink peak milk i go sabi jump abi i no go allow teacher talk fo class again ba?? RUBISHHHHH!!!!!
pls ask fadajasi to explain the guiness advert cos he seems to be the only one who likes the advert, the advert is the worst advert i know maybe the one wey go bad pass am na the detol ad where that boring man abi na doctor was giving a very stupid lecture on germs with him wowo face
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by otuwe(f): 8:17am On Jun 08, 2007
twins
TV/Movies › Re: The Gardener's Daughter by otuwe(f): 8:13am On Jun 08, 2007
i hope the new one catalina and sebastian beats all the others, it started with rel action. the first episode and catalina has already met sebastian

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