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why the tear.... na tortoise anus you dey penetrate?

Oshogbo weed in action

Fareedadey:
If you have gone through what I have gone through

Mother died whilst you are under 25

Please email me because I need someone to talk to I need help

Some people were orphaned at birth. Some people never even knew their parents. Some are in the orphanage and have no identity of who they really are and their background.

You spent 25 years knowing your mother before she was taken. Though I know how painful it might feel, you should be thankful to God for the times you shared with her.

Having lost a parent some years ago, I know how hurt you might feel. Just take jeer and don't let this deter your focus on achieving greater heights.

Fareedadey:
I put on a fake smile for the world

But honestly

Since my mother died

I don’t even see the point in being alive anymore

My mother is dead, my brother disabled, I am ugly and poor, all my plans have failed, I have no job or education

This is not how I planned for my life to be when I was younger
My life is a mess

Why should I continue living please

Everyday I’m reminded of what I have lost
Either God isn’t real or he hates me.

This is not trial or turbuliation... trial and turbiliaiton is the sickness, not actual death - death is a destroyed life, permanant

My brother, I know how it feels to be depressed and feeling like a failure. First of all I want you to disregard the thought that education makes one successful. Look at most of the billionaires in the world, from America to Nigeria, how many of them finished or even went to universities?

My advice is you take yourself out more often Nd hang out with friends; chat with them and get involved in things that will make you happy and take your mind off this "short phase" you are presently passing through for killing yourself will bring sorrow to those you level behind.

Look for a talent or passion you have and try developing it. It could be farming, drawing, singing, etc. You could earn a good living from it.

Have you considered if they are part of Atiku's game plan? Anyway, let's watch and see, PDP needs men with money like atiku, as them Don broke

Mynd44:
But why should you because you gave a gift think you are entitled to sex? Why no say you can't give?

I used that as an example

BenzEne1:
Ummm, how do you determine that it's time for sex? Not that I'm in support of buying stuff for girls because of sex. But same way she says no to sex, you also can say no to buying her stuff if you feel its becoming a trade. And if the urge is that much you can always tell her and get it somewhere else.

I do not support rape nor sexual assault.... My point is that we are pointing it like it's only the male that commits the act

Tozara:
[color=#000050]Yeah, motherfucking rapist with a crocodile brain. If you can't control your reptilian impulses, you also don't know the way to the brothel? These clowns will say any rubbish to justify rape.[/color]

Your rant stems from your abuse as child

Sagamite:
How does this explain or justify rape/sexual assualt?

I never justified rape nor sexual assualt

ArchangeLucifer:
Thunder fire every violent nairaland feminist

Guy, your lightening GIF could trigger stuff for epileptic peeps (flash photography)

Mynd44:
Is there a need to call this "men's corner" or other forms of couch group counselling sessions? Lets just gist and talk.

I mentioned "men's corner" because men are the most likely to rape and more than 90% of rape cases have involved men being the aggressor.

From http://www.dictionary.com/browse/rape,



So basically consent right? But is it all about consent?

Imagine a lady comes to visit you and at 1am, you ask her for sex. She turns you down and you threaten to throw her out knowing well that she has nowhere to go at that time and she is also in danger if she does and because of that, she agrees, is that consent?

Imagine the Manager asking one of the receptionists for sex with the receptionist knowing well that she is at risk of losing her job so she agrees. Is that consent?

Your girl visits you, you make those romantic moves but she was not all for it and says no so you "lockup" two hours later, you take her out, buy her drinks and when you are both home, you have sex with her, she probably even took your shirt off for you but is that consent?

You are a civil servant and someone wants a file submitted but you tell her to come see you in the photocopy room first, she agrees but is that consent?

We as men need to do better. We need to drop the bullshit and rise about it.

A girl is walking down the road and you and your friends turn it into a chance to make unsavory noises cos you think they are compliments…but isnt that harassment?

You have convinced yourself that women say no but mean yes. Bruh, dont play that game……no does not and will not mean yes. Even silence does not mean yes. Because she is wet is not even mean consent. What's the worst that can happen if you dont have sex when turned on?


Can we discuss this more? Lets be better for our women and maybe the world will be a lil bit better

@OP, based on what you have stated.... Girls are the ones most guilty of the act. You woo a girl, after some weeks of dating and it's time to have sex, that's when she remembers she hasn't paid her school fees, he needs to make her hair, her mother is sick, the following week is her birthday, her phone got spoilt the previous night; as guy man her Don stand and all him brain Don focus on "drilling the well" in front of him, he has no other option than to promise to take care of those things for her, else she will say "I am not in the mood again", leaving the guy blue balled

No go mind your own business.... Dey there dey try solve couple Walhalla. Na you dem go soon use do scape goat settle the case; except say na you be the "foolish husband"

The rapper Prodigy, who made up one half of the group Mobb Deep, has died aged 42.

The hip hop star, whose real name is Albert Johnson, was on tour in Las Vegas performing with the "Art of Rap" tour alongside Ghostface Killah, Onyx, KRS-One, and Ice-T, amongst others. Mobb Deep performed Saturday.

The artist suffered from health issues throughout his life, however it wasn't immediately clear what the cause of death was. He had long suffered from sickle cell anaemia, a condition in which red blood cells contort into a sickle shape and die early, leaving a shortage of healthy red blood cells. The condition can lead to a painful blockage of blood flow.

Read more at: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/prodigy-dead-mobb-deep-rapper-dies-death-age-life-health-latest-updates-a7799676.html

The rapper Prodigy, who made up one half of the group Mobb Deep, has died aged 42.

The hip hop star, whose real name is Albert Johnson, was on tour in Las Vegas performing with the "Art of Rap" tour alongside Ghostface Killah, Onyx, KRS-One, and Ice-T, amongst others. Mobb Deep performed Saturday.

The artist suffered from health issues throughout his life, however it wasn't immediately clear what the cause of death was. He had long suffered from sickle cell anaemia, a condition in which red blood cells contort into a sickle shape and die early, leaving a shortage of healthy red blood cells. The condition can lead to a painful blockage of blood flow.

Read more at: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/prodigy-dead-mobb-deep-rapper-dies-death-age-life-health-latest-updates-a7799676.html

Will I be allowed to enter the bathroom with Baygon?

Na snake remain for the pix..... Make one kind anaconda drop from that tree now and the photo shoot don end, for all man including the camera crew go run

tballeyy:
The guy wowow

Nobody ugly....... Obu ego na akpali mmadu.

You have done your best by advising them both to go for a test......... Na stubborn fly dey follow dead body enter grave

Simbi

Baroba:
Icheku, yes.. Mbembe different fruit..

Please educate me..... Which fruit is mbembe?

Ichekwu/mbembe

Mind what you buy from them.... I do not trust them with seedlings cause apart from sending fake they might send all these the genetically modified variants which could be dangerous for human consumption.

One trick though, I read reviews of others that might have bought from them to know how their experience was.

Sorry for tour loss, it's an experience that will give you wisdom for future transactions

What a loss. Though not as famous as Eddie, the guy was great at what he did.... Comedy, especially those skits with David Chappelle (another great).

Kinzyswizzy:
Am so confused, i can't sleep.. My girlfriend whom I've been dating for over a year recently broke up with me when i discovered she was double dating, 2 weeks later she told me she has broken up with the guys and wants me back, i forgave her and accepted her but somehow she still likes the guy and just confessed to me that she had abortion for the guy while double dating.. What hell do i do? I could use a piece of advice right now

You've already accepted back, knowing fully well she double dated. So you should also accept whatever she tells you transpired during that period.

The guy cassava don dey hungry her small small

OP..... PH and warri dey battle for who speak broken English pass na. Even their present governor feels more comfortable in broken English, just like our past first lady

darbeelicous:
says who??

Says the OP

promisador:
So I saw this truck on a tech blog post and felt to share. I particularly love the posts in that blog but this one caught my utmost attention. Am I the only one who thinks this Audi truck looks like a transformer or an octopus head? Lol

Source: http://www.techsledge.com/2017/02/audi-future-truck-will-blow-your-mind.html

What do you think guys?

I think this truck isn't made for Nigerian roads......but the design make sense sha

Nne5:
Op just say you want to make Fp

And you want to make FTC

Seun:
You should also sell vibrators to women because masturbation is better than fornication. Masturbation is never condemned in the Bible.

Romans 1:26

For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural

Are vibrators natural?

it might even be a Lebanese sef, and the our reporters go say na oyinbo......well, i still give kudos to the military for this milestone