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Literature / Re: I Just Walked In On My Babe Sleeping With Another Babe(pls What Should I Do) by ouigy99(m): 2:08pm On Apr 20, 2017
Your mates dey streets dey hustle..... Na to dey stalk woman you dey do.

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Romance / Re: If He Is Your Relative, What Would You Do? by ouigy99(m): 12:13pm On Apr 20, 2017
You have done your best by advising them both to go for a test......... Na stubborn fly dey follow dead body enter grave
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Can Remember the Name Of The Person In This Picture (pic) by ouigy99(m): 10:52am On Apr 13, 2017
Simbi
Agriculture / Re: How Well Do You Know This Sweet Fruit? by ouigy99(m): 6:19am On Apr 13, 2017
Baroba:


Icheku, yes.. Mbembe different fruit..

Please educate me..... Which fruit is mbembe?
Agriculture / Re: How Well Do You Know This Sweet Fruit? by ouigy99(m): 11:41pm On Apr 12, 2017
Ichekwu/mbembe
Agriculture / Re: Fake Seeds Sold On Aliexpress by ouigy99(m): 8:00pm On Apr 12, 2017
Mind what you buy from them.... I do not trust them with seedlings cause apart from sending fake they might send all these the genetically modified variants which could be dangerous for human consumption.

One trick though, I read reviews of others that might have bought from them to know how their experience was.

Sorry for tour loss, it's an experience that will give you wisdom for future transactions
Celebrities / Re: Eddie Murphy’s Brother, Charlie, Dies At 57 by ouigy99(m): 7:46pm On Apr 12, 2017
What a loss. Though not as famous as Eddie, the guy was great at what he did.... Comedy, especially those skits with David Chappelle (another great).
Romance / Re: What Do I Do In This Situation? Advice Pls by ouigy99(m): 4:11am On Mar 25, 2017
Kinzyswizzy:


Am so confused, i can't sleep.. My girlfriend whom I've been dating for over a year recently broke up with me when i discovered she was double dating, 2 weeks later she told me she has broken up with the guys and wants me back, i forgave her and accepted her but somehow she still likes the guy and just confessed to me that she had abortion for the guy while double dating.. What hell do i do? I could use a piece of advice right now sad

You've already accepted back, knowing fully well she double dated. So you should also accept whatever she tells you transpired during that period.
Celebrities / Re: See Toni Payne Drooling Over The Cuteness Of Her Ex Husband, 9ice On Instagram by ouigy99(m): 2:10pm On Mar 12, 2017
The guy cassava don dey hungry her small small

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Travel / Re: 8 English Most Speaking Cities In Nigeria by ouigy99(m): 7:45pm On Mar 09, 2017
OP..... PH and warri dey battle for who speak broken English pass na. Even their present governor feels more comfortable in broken English, just like our past first lady
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Gals Over Their Virginity On Bday by ouigy99(m): 5:10pm On Mar 05, 2017
darbeelicous:
says who??

Says the OP
Autos / Re: Audi's Future Truck Will Blow Your Mind! by ouigy99(m): 5:08pm On Mar 05, 2017
promisador:
So I saw this truck on a tech blog post and felt to share. I particularly love the posts in that blog but this one caught my utmost attention. Am I the only one who thinks this Audi truck looks like a transformer or an octopus head? Lol

Source: http://www.techsledge.com/2017/02/audi-future-truck-will-blow-your-mind.html

What do you think guys? cheesy



I think this truck isn't made for Nigerian roads......but the design make sense sha

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NYSC / Re: Throwback Photo Of A Snake Killed When I Served In Bayelsa State 2016 by ouigy99(m): 2:51pm On Mar 04, 2017
Nne5:
Op just say you want to make Fp wink

And you want to make FTC grin
Religion / Re: Should A Christian Sell Condoms And Viagra? by ouigy99(m): 1:05pm On Feb 05, 2017
Seun:
You should also sell vibrators to women because masturbation is better than fornication. Masturbation is never condemned in the Bible. tongue

Romans 1:26

For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural

Are vibrators natural?
Politics / Re: White Man Arrested In Sambisa Forest!! by ouigy99(m): 3:47pm On Dec 25, 2016
it might even be a Lebanese sef, and the our reporters go say na oyinbo......well, i still give kudos to the military for this milestone
Sports / Re: Brock Lesnar's Loss To Goldberg Was Planned After All by ouigy99(m): 4:43am On Dec 15, 2016
I rather watch Telemundo than watch WWE
Education / Re: Top Campus Fraternities In Nigeria by ouigy99(m): 4:41am On Dec 15, 2016
My guess is that the op is a "landlord"

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Religion / Re: The First Horse Of Revelation 6 Has Been Revealed by ouigy99(m): 4:32am On Dec 15, 2016
It's like you have run out of your medications ?
Family / Re: Can A Couple Watch Porn Together? by ouigy99(m): 11:25pm On Dec 04, 2016
Stanleyafam:
Is it sin for a Christian couple to watch porn together?

Except the couple is watching their prerecorded sex tape
Romance / Re: Guys Asks When Am I Coming To See Him? by ouigy99(m): 11:24pm On Dec 04, 2016
mamagee3:
Hi all, a guy asked me when am I coming to see him.

What could this mean?

Why not go and see him,the come back to tell us what you discovered ?

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Pets / Re: The Christian Snake by ouigy99(m): 6:22pm On Dec 04, 2016
probably came to deliver an apple to one eve in the church
Crime / Re: How My Aunty Lost About 200k To Scammers by ouigy99(m): 2:31pm On Dec 04, 2016
Kingbuhari:
only greedy people that like short cut fall for this kind of scam... I have met this ppl many uncountable time , rather they turn around to be my victim, the last one I met said I should go and bring 1m so they can bought the chemical needed to print the dollars, I collected the TP they give me go play baba ijebu, luckily I won that day , they waited for me tired because I told them my uncle kept 10m under my care... always be conscious of urself u will never fall for such

Nwa Aba
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Man Builds Amazing Automobile That Can Cruise On Both Land & Water by ouigy99(m): 2:30pm On Nov 26, 2016
Na to add propeller make the thing dey fly remain.
Food / Re: Who Go Cook For Me? This Goat Meat No Wan Done.. by ouigy99(m): 12:34pm On Nov 13, 2016
You were probably scammed and sold donkey meat instead. Just wait for additional 2 hours, it's should be done by then
Politics / Re: Politics: Was The SouthEast Political Zone Right To Have Voted Against Buhari? by ouigy99(m): 5:46am On Nov 12, 2016
while he might not be the right person to be at the helms of affairs this critical period, rather that looking for who was right or wrong in voting him, I think we all should channel such energies on seeking for ways we can help in turning this great nation back on a positive and prosperous path.

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Politics / Re: Diezani: EFCC Arrests Two Enugu Commissioners, Investigates Chime by ouigy99(m): 10:16pm On Oct 20, 2016
JingoOAU:


Don't worry, since APC cannot probe itself...when next PDP get back to power, they should probe the APC too


Shikena

Do you think if the Republicans and Democrats spent all their tenure probing themselves, America will be as great as they are?
Incase you don't know, APC is PDP proxy
Politics / Re: Diezani: EFCC Arrests Two Enugu Commissioners, Investigates Chime by ouigy99(m): 5:44pm On Oct 19, 2016
I in no way support corruption..... But one must wonder how the APC people got the funds they used for election.... Cause I know those who are suspected to have sponsored the party are not business men. So, where was their wealth gotten from?

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Romance / Re: When I Sleep I Dont Know Why She Stares At Me In The Middle Of The Night by ouigy99(m): 10:47pm On Oct 18, 2016
You heard from the horses mouth that she is admiring the love of her life.... And you no believe.... Na our own perspectives you Wan come believe?

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Politics / Re: Arrested Judge Claims He Was Made To Sign Confessional Statement At Gunpoint. by ouigy99(m): 2:59pm On Oct 16, 2016
pchukwudi:
You sound more like the poorest and most helpless Nigerian who's deprived of all sense of decency and not afraid to call an honorable Judge a thief without any trial or conviction. Only the dumbest of dumb Nigerians behave that way.


I in no way support corruption in any form. But What marvels me is that Buratai who bought those houses in dubai was given a clean slate without any trial.... These judges are now being condemned without any trial.

That's the irony if life though.

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Religion / Re: May I Not Be Knowledgeable To The Extent Of Doubting Your Existence. by ouigy99(m): 2:57pm On Oct 16, 2016
Amen ooo..... May God almighty in His mercies, bless you abundantly because of this your post.



henrimoto:



The Great One that we don't see but we are witnesses to his awesome creations.

Baba, may i not be knowledgeable to the extent of doubting your existence.

May i not be rich to the extent of doubting your existence.

Baba, i an not a saint, i have my faults as a human being but i believe there is an awesome creator that is beyond the comprehension of intelligent Men on Earth.

Baba, when Men who think they are intelligent fail to comprehend why you remain dumb to insane things happening within your creations, some conclude you(God) must be a wicked creator, others conclude you (God) never existed.

Baba, there is this quest in man to reference the supreme being. He does not see this supreme being but he feels his Awesomeness through his works.
This quest led the early man to raise and carve stones, wood, ornaments into a form or shape, as a representative of this supreme being.

It's this same quest to reference the supreme being that made man have different names with same meaning for this supreme being according to the different tribes and languages that exist on planet Earth.


Baba, what is it that will make me doubt your existence?

I may not understand why you permit some evils to happen to mankind but that should not make me doubt you.

I may not understand why you make me go through my current experience but that should not make me doubt you.

All I ask is knowledge, wisdom and humility to reference you.

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Politics / Re: Were Is The Lass Who Donated Her Pocket Money For PMB In 2015 by ouigy99(m): 2:39pm On Oct 16, 2016
She and the tho at both extremes have been relegated to the background..... Maybe there is a "room" where such people are assigned to

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