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Romance › Re: At A Crossroad by ouigy99(m): 10:20pm On Jul 23, 2016

Better uncross the road ooo.... Cause "nothing for you"

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Christians The Ones Turning Atheist. by ouigy99(m): 4:53pm On Jul 17, 2016

How Muslim go turn atheist?.....
The day he does so, he has condemned himself to death and poses the risk of even his sibling or parent beheading him all in the name of honor killing.

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Romance › Re: Please O! Advice Tally by ouigy99(m): 11:28am On Jul 17, 2016

To enjoy this thread, I made some changes to some words.
I changed "drink" to "have"
I changed "garri" to "sex"
And finally, I changed "sugar" to "condom"
. Now, to making these changes by yourself and go through her post again.... Lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Tab A Nigerian Conductor And See This In Your Hand Before.(picture) by ouigy99(m): 10:13am On Jul 17, 2016

You sure say no be say you "fist" am?.... That is putting your hands in his anus, cause that looks more like poo

Romance › Re: Delayed Ejaculation PLEASE HELP... by ouigy99(m): 10:11am On Jul 17, 2016

Only 45 mind and his wife dey complain? May she be careful of what she wishes, for she will still complain if his condition changes to 45 seconds.
Why is the guy troubling himself.... He is blessed with what so many men in this modern times are praying for, with some even spending so much money on medical prescriptions to make them last 3mins

Politics › Re: How Ironsi Was Killed, By His ADC by ouigy99(m): 9:02am On Jul 17, 2016

raumdeuter:
Ironsi was killed 50yrs ago. The article claimed the man the ADC is 61yrs old, So how old was he when he was ADC.

The article also stated that Ironsi was killed "38" years ago, meaning that the interview was granted years earlier and not in 2016.

Jokes Etc › Re: Atm And Fraud by ouigy99(m): 12:58am On Jul 17, 2016

Adenle041:
Na to wait till the machine balance up

You go wait tire be that

Romance › Re: Difficult Question by ouigy99(m): 11:03pm On Jul 16, 2016

I will chose the OP to die

Romance › Re: Looking For Sugar Mummy And Daddy by ouigy99(m): 10:56pm On Jul 16, 2016

You dey look for sugar mummy and sugar daddy..... You Wan be sugar pikin?

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Romance › Re: She Has Overstayed Her Welcome.. How Do I Tell Her To Leave? by ouigy99(m): 8:02pm On Jul 16, 2016

You don tire to nack?..... You must finish what you started ooo. Better go buy kunu, to replace lost semen, bitter cola and moringa for turgid erection, and sprite or seven up for extra strength.

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Celebrities › Re: Plz Help- Can Someone Do Only Traditional Marriage Without Wedding ? (photo) by ouigy99(m): 7:41pm On Jul 16, 2016

Depends if you want to spend your life in the "traditional setting".... That is, being recognized only by the two villages you and your spouse comes from.
If you want to be recognized by the church, you need to Wed in the church.
If you intend to travel abroad or do some other legal stuff, you have to do court wedding.

Romance › Re: . by ouigy99(m): 7:39pm On Jul 16, 2016

OP, sorry for your loss. Please a candid advice, do not write any statement I the police station; you could be locked up as a suspect for the crime

Romance › Re: 10 Sure Signs That Girlfriend Of Yours Will Make A Good Wife. by ouigy99(m): 7:35pm On Jul 16, 2016

Chei..... OP don give nairaland babes expo Sha. Now they can pretend to be all the above just to marry the Maga guy... When she don enter, her true colors go show.
Abeg OP, create an 11th character, but this time, PM am to the males only

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Politics › Re: I’m Happy I Witnessed The Killing Of My Parents-– Ademulegun's Daughter by ouigy99(m): 7:08pm On Jul 16, 2016

logicab:
Of course you would justify your senseless position but it means very little. This was the FIRST coup in Nigeria. So I don't understand the blah-blah you put up there to "explain" it. None of these soldiers had experienced coup before, or war. You may continue with believing what you will though; I know my history well enough.

Please, if you have the time, watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo

Politics › Re: I’m Happy I Witnessed The Killing Of My Parents-– Ademulegun's Daughter by ouigy99(m): 7:05pm On Jul 16, 2016

giles14:
rules of engagement my. p.rik,d killing of innocent women and children in iraq,afganstan,yemen,parkistan.etc is wot.

abeg make we hear word .
d coup plotters were wrong to have killed a pregnant woman.

but trying to praise the ever right Americans or the west is uncalled for.

Please, if you have the time, watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo

Politics › Re: I’m Happy I Witnessed The Killing Of My Parents-– Ademulegun's Daughter by ouigy99(m): 6:33pm On Jul 16, 2016

[quote author=logica post=47602940]Yes, it's a military thing. But military people I'm familiar with are way too honorable to kill a pregnant woman. That's the difference. That should tell you the nature of these coup plotters; they were definitely not heroes nor patriots.[/quote
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Please do not take my following comments as an insult to you, for that's not my intention.
Your thoughts about the African military makes it seem to be that you are of the Indomie generation, or you do not know about African military.
Killing of a pregnant woman is like softcore porn to the more "hardcore" gore we see in Africa.
In the western wars or military actions, there are rules of engagement. Women, children and minorities, civilians, and medical people are not to be harmed.
Have you heard about ịdị amin of Uganda? Have you heard about Congo war, or c blood diamonds"
The military in Nigeria shot and killed a pregnant woman.... Big deal.... Other African coups or wars, babies are being torn from their mothers womb. Civilians are being used as human shield. Children as young as 7 years are given hard drugs and weapons... By the time they are 10,they have turned to mass killers.
Ịdị amin used to store his opponents on the fridge and ate some of them.
Do you hear how Samuel doe was killed? First fed with his ears, then dragged round moronvia.
Civilians hands were chopped up in a certain African country by some military coup plotters to prevent them from voting in a civilian government.
I do not justify any humans death, buy when it comes to coups and Africa, shooting that pregnant woman was a mercy killing

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Romance › Re: What Does It Mean, I Asked Her If She Has A Boyfriend, She Parried D Question by ouigy99(m): 3:59pm On Jul 16, 2016

Do you need to ask her if she has a boyfriend?
When you are with her, do not bring a 3rd party into your discussions. Even if you know she has a boyfriend, never talk about him. At that moment, let the world be about only both of you and no one else.
No go dey use your hand dey relegate yourself to friend zone

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Politics › Re: I’m Happy I Witnessed The Killing Of My Parents-– Ademulegun's Daughter by ouigy99(m): 3:55pm On Jul 16, 2016

logica:
I posted this for those who always like to portray the murderers who conducted the January 1966 coup as patriots and heroes. They were nothing but low-down dirty murderers and traitors. They used to come eat at Ademulegun's house. They also used to visit the Sardauna often (Nzeogwu for one was one of the Sardauna's pets). A pregnant woman was murdered in front of her daughter. Heroes indeed.

Guy, I agree with you that their deeds was wrong. But never forget that we are dealing with the military.
Just like politicians, there is no permanent friend or superior in the military.
Coups when planned must be executed to the end. To be properly executed, a certain number of people have to die.
I guess they wanted to give her father an honorable death, that's why they took him outside to kill him.
Have you read the IBB and Vasta case, where one killed his best friend after a botched coup? Even Thomas Sankara of Burkina Faso was killed by his child hood friend Blaise Compaoré in a military coup. Blaise had known Thomas since they were kids and used to go eat in Thomas house on a regular base.
That's to make you more alert for most times, it's those closest to you that will plot your downfall.
Finally, I do not think it's a nice idea to see ones parents die in such manner, for that picture of their bleeding dying last moments will forever haunt you.

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Science/Technology › Re: Gigantic Anaconda Was Found Dead. What Was Found In Its Stomach Will Shock You! by ouigy99(m): 3:00pm On Jul 16, 2016

Anaconda kọọ, Niki Minaj nii

Foreign Affairs › Re: Laptops Recovered From ISIS Jihadists Are Filled 'up To 80%' With PORN, Reveals by ouigy99(m): 11:12am On Jul 16, 2016

Same things they found when they raided some boko Haram hideouts. In BH case, some sex enhancers were even found.
Maybe the are practicing the style they will be using to poke their virgins.
Drinking local enhancers before going for riads by them means that if they are shot dead during such operations, the will go to their paradise with an erection...... Nacking continua

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Forum Games › Re: Is This Man Inside Or Outside The House? Eye Puzzle by ouigy99(m): 10:59am On Jul 16, 2016

An x-ray camera might have been used to take this pix. Seems the pix was taken from outside, showing the inside view of the house from an outside point of view.... Chei, I don't even understand what I'm saying

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Family › Re: Two Wrongs That Make A Right by ouigy99(m): 4:23am On Jul 15, 2016

Husband: sorry darling, I cheated on you with a teenager.
Wife: it's my fault dear, after having 4 kids, I know my vagina is lose in the first place, that's why you went ahead to cheat on me with fresh blood

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Romance › Re: She Cheated On Me With Two Different Guys by ouigy99(m): 4:18am On Jul 15, 2016

First things first..... You should ask yourself if you too have been totally faithful to her, or have you created on her too?
After answering that, you need to choose between your "investment" and rest of mind.
If you don't feel like allowing all your money, time, etc go down the drain, then continue with the relationship. But if you feel that her cheating has created distrust in your part or you will still be using this case against her in the future, it's best you let her go.
Na you hold knives, na you hold yam.... Do whatever you wanna do with it.

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Romance › Re: Will You Eat This Food Prepared By Your Enemy? by ouigy99(m): 12:50am On Jul 15, 2016*

Blackberrybabes:
You got home and you saw this on the table. And it happened that work has been so tight that you have not eaten anything since morning. Your sister now comes to tell you that the food on the table was prepared by your cousin that you have not spoken with in 3 months.

Will you still go ahead to eat the food?

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/07/if-your-enemy-prepared-this-food-and.html

lalasticlala

I will first give bingo the dog some of the rice and part of the chicken to eat like 30 mins before I eat it....... I want to use the dog as a form of "litmus test" to know if it's been poisoned..... Not that i am scared to die, but i still have a lot to live for, its called precaution.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: BREAKING At Least 60 Killed In Nice,france Truck 'attack': Authorities by ouigy99(m): 12:47am On Jul 15, 2016

princey83:
Islam is totally a peaceful religion with progressive views towards equality, women's rights, and gay rights. It's not like the Koran calls for all non Muslims to be killed, enslaved, or forced to pay a tax. Muslim countries around the world are know as great tourist destinations completely safe for foreigners of all faiths to travel to. Also if you decide to leave Islam don't worry. It's not like the religion calls for apostates to be stoned to death or anything. #Religionofpeace - CNN

Yeah, it's a known fact that not all Muslims are terrorists,...... But all terrorists are Muslims.

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Christianity Etc › Re: A Muslim, A Christian, A Jew, And An Atheist Walk Into A Café by ouigy99(m): 12:46am On Jul 15, 2016

Uyi168:
Hmmm

Celebrities › Re: THIS IS CORRUPTION!! Checkout This Makeup,the Make-up Artiste Needs To Be Jailed by ouigy99(m): 5:53pm On Jul 14, 2016

It's called artistry....

Politics › Re: Militants Blow Gas Pipeline In Ogijo, Ogun, First South-West Attack Under Buhari by ouigy99(m): 7:44am On Jul 14, 2016

chemicalDisease:
NDA south west branch

Funny enough, some people do not know that ondo state is part of Niger delta, and has militants too.

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Agriculture › Re: Zebra Farming by ouigy99(m): 8:08pm On Jul 13, 2016

OP, why waste time farming zebra when you know say many no dey am. Try farming vulture instead. By the time you chop off its head and peel the feathers, you fit supply am to people as turkey.

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Christianity Etc › Re: God Vs. Satan - If God Is All-powerful, Why Does He Not Just Kill Satan?" by ouigy99(m): 6:50pm On Jul 12, 2016

deluxez12:
I hope u know u didn't make sense

Yes, I know you don't have sense

Romance › Re: by ouigy99(m): 6:38pm On Jul 12, 2016

Thebachelor:
Couldn't read all you wrote up there. But the above quote shocked me. You fake orgasm and moan like mad - are you gay?

You dey ask person wey name his nacking system "Davido" if he is gay?

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Romance › Re: Fvck All D Ladies On This Forum by ouigy99(m): 8:53am On Jul 12, 2016

BoiledHead:
Keep quiet.

There are prostitutes of N500 naira in the streets. So nobody is starved of sex. Grow up. Gone are those days.

Prostitures are everywhere and super cheap so I don't think anyone still has a problem called Konji. That is long ago.

Find something else to say

Keep living in denial, Mr 500 naira ashawo nacker. You go nack with 500 naira, and use 20k to go treat the various disease wey she go give you.
Like I said, too much animal porn is affecting you humanity. You don dey reason like mongoose.

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