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Politics / Re: Nepa Vows Not To Take Light by ouigy99(m): 4:04am On Jul 08, 2016 |
Then why are they buying generators for their offices ? |
Celebrities / Re: Photos:beautiful Masquerade That Have Small Baby At Back by ouigy99(m): 11:10pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
See better masquerade. Straight outta udi, Enugu state
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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by ouigy99(m): 8:55pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
DDeliverer: OP, with this your lamentation, I for say make you go church for dileverance as e be like say them follow you from village. But when you go church, the pastor wey get 3 private jets, countless cars and houses go still tell you "you must sacrifise something". First fruit, tithe, vat, tax, new month offering, first son dues, till them collect all the money wey you save from NYSC The painful part be say you ar more likely to be " blessed" with riches playing baba ijebu or bet9ja than for the scamming pastors prayer to wok for you. By the time you dey go house and you enter bus wey be one chance.....by the time them search you no see money.....carry you go ATM and na 200 naira dey your account....your own don be 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Fun Time/check A Nairalanders Profile Pic And Say What You Like. by ouigy99(m): 7:10pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
osesology: Yes he has a job. He stated it in his post. He wakes up, looks at some peoples pictures and says good morning to nairaland. Does that every morning and seems not to be paid for doing so. When his kids grow and ask him what he was doing when his mates deyread book, graduate, get better work or start business and begin hammer......he will blame all the witches in his village . |
Romance / Re: Fun Time/check A Nairalanders Profile Pic And Say What You Like. by ouigy99(m): 1:42pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
osesology: Yes he has a job. He stated it in his post. He wakes up, looks at some peoples pictures and says good morning to nairaland. Does that every morning and seems not to be paid for doing so. When his kidsgrow and ask him what he was doing when his mates deyread book, graduate, get better work or start business and begin hammer......he will blame all the witches in his village . |
Politics / Re: The Aftermath Of Iraq Invasion: The Loss Of Human Values (graphic Images) by ouigy99(m): 11:38am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Though I condole with the people of Iraq, I think you should focus your energy on our country Nigeria. The cause of the human DNA contamination which has led to deformed kids has to do with the radiation from the weapons of war. Modern weapons at radioactive and tend to pollute the lands ravanged with war . The north east is at risk. The next generation of children to be born might have a high percentage of deformity. |
Business / Re: EFCC To Re-arraign Ex-mds Akingbola, Atuche, Nwosu(alleged Fraud) by ouigy99(m): 8:19am On Jul 07, 2016 |
DrWise: Are you sure they are not trying to use this investigation to rope saraki into another muddy waters? It has been an open secret that saraki was the one that influenced the sell of intercontinental bank. Here is a link to refresh your memory .... http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/09/akingbola-opens-up-accuses-saraki-sanusi-of-plotting-a-take-over-of-intercontinental/ 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: You Paid Your Girlfriend A Surprise Visit And You Caught Her About Doing This. by ouigy99(m): 9:28pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
I will take that paper she is about to use and give her original rizzler . 201 Likes 8 Shares |
Romance / Re: This Lady Locked Up A Guy In Her Room Since Morning(photos) by ouigy99(m): 7:38pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
So, na so you dey go search trash for God knows what. You will make a good police investigator ooo. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Can Somebody Explain What Is Really Happening Here ?? by ouigy99(m): 5:01pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Person push mummy, mummy push person, person push mummy, small time mummy fall yakata for bed ...... |
Culture / Re: See The Eight Hundred Naira Tomatoes My Sister Bought Today by ouigy99(m): 1:47pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Looks like the red version of snail eggs 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Civil War Began On This Day 49-years Ago(pics) by ouigy99(m): 3:21am On Jul 06, 2016 |
49 years later, and its still the same song we hear in our beloved country. People are still starving to death, the only difference is that its at the other end of the country, the north east. Believe me, the case one sees in the IDP camps is worse than the biafran war, the only difference is that our media is hiding the ugly side and only reports how camp members marries or gives birth. |
Romance / Re: How To Know Bae Loves You by ouigy99(m): 7:01am On Jul 05, 2016 |
All qualities of a player playing the professional league. He gives you all the love and attention in this world, even cooks for you. You will be the only woman in his life for the moment, showering you with affection beyond your wildest dreams. He will sweep you off your feet and you land on his bed. After getting what he wants from you, he turns into mafia mode, making you wonder what you have done to make him change. There is no sure way to know some one, be it male or female loves you, for the way Mr A shows love will be different from the way Mr B does based on many reasons like his temprement. 4 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pics, African Man Singlehandedly Fought 2 European Cops by ouigy99(m): 10:50pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
See the Oshodi/Mushin battle ready posture the guy take....... One punch must send you to the ground 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Look Alike by ouigy99(m): 8:53pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Her mouth be like Daffy Duck own |
Romance / Re: End Time.see Shocking Item That Was Offered For Sale On Jumia by ouigy99(m): 8:42pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
FlawlesRebirth02: Look under your skirt and in between your legs, you will see a replica 1 Like |
Family / Re: Pls, Help a brother in search of answers concerning GRAIL Society by ouigy99(m): 8:32pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Op, where did your marriage ceremony take place? In the church or in Grail Land?.... Or Na okija shrine?. My take, wherever or whoever joined you guys together, be it priest, pastor or babalawo, you should be attending your Sunday service in their corresponding alter |
Romance / Re: Seriously Boys And Girls Who De Lie Pass? by ouigy99(m): 8:30pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Depends on your definition or context of lie you want to use. Personally, I will say it's the ladies. A woman lies to you before you even get talking. Fake hair, wonder bra and bum bum. Fake eye lash and fake complexion cause of toning or bleaching. Fake curves with all those their waist trainers and fake height with their heels. Make mistake to ask for their name and be first confronted with a fake accent; an Njideka will say her name is Naomi. A Basira will say her name is Sharon, all speaking in a mixture of American Arabic accent. Make the mistake of your life to ask for their age and a mother of three will claim she is still 18. Ask her the same question in 3 years time and she is the same age.... Which keeps me wondering if they were born in a leap year. |
Family / Re: Pls, Help a brother in search of answers concerning GRAIL Society by ouigy99(m): 8:24pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Op, where did your marriage ceremony take place? In the church or in Grail Land?.... Or Na okija shrine?. My take, wherever or whoever joined you guys together, be it priest, pastor or babalawo, you should be attending your Sunday service in their corresponding alter |
Religion / Re: Check Out How Pastors Dress And Preach In Yobe (photo) by ouigy99(m): 2:28pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
He is Christ's "soldier" |
Religion / Re: Why Do Catholic Church Do This?? by ouigy99(m): 2:10pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Big4wig:Is Christianity a new doctrine? |
Properties / Re: Photo: When U Refuse To Pick Ur Landlord Calls by ouigy99(m): 2:08pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Na Ba shiga be that one ooo |
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Ramadan Gifts: Two Dead by ouigy99(m): 2:08pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Even though there is hunger in the land, I cam bet you that most of those that went there to collect those stuff are able to afford it for themselves. Apart from hunger, part of our problem is greed. Some will go there, more than once to get the indomie, sugar, rice etc. So that they can go and sell it and make some money they will use to play baba ijebu. RIP to the dead 34 Likes |
Education / Re: National Geographical Photo Of The Year by ouigy99(m): 8:21am On Jul 03, 2016 |
Ballet dancers |
Health / Re: Did You Experience Some Of These Symptoms? by ouigy99(m): 10:55am On Jul 02, 2016 |
You just listed all the symptoms one will have one way or the other, irrespective of the illness. All you just had to say is that everyone needs to be drinking this poison everyday 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Oonirisa Did This, And Made 20 Million People Sad by ouigy99(m): 3:34am On Jul 02, 2016 |
If you dey vex, go and dethrone him Na. He is there trying to promote the yoruba culture and religion and you are there nagging. Have you heard of what they call religion tolerance? Haven't you seen the Pope in recent years visit other religious houses and have you heard people complain? Smh 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Why Are So Many Brilliant And Talented People So Brutally Unhappy And Sad? by ouigy99(m): 12:57am On Jul 01, 2016 |
I am here to reveal your mission to you. Open that your cupboard, and look by the extreme right. There is the a small bottle there with the inscription boldly written...."SNIPER". Now, take it out gently and avoid spilling it for it has a foul odour. Open your fridge, get that origin bitters, pour half of the origin in a glass cup, and then top it up with the SNIPER . With this,you will sure be in that high level to right the most inspiring story in your life. |
Romance / Re: Help, I Am In Love With... by ouigy99(m): 12:49am On Jul 01, 2016 |
like play like play, Op go marry himself , give himself belle |
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Gullible? by ouigy99(m): 11:59pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
OP, you sure say no be "Badoo" Facebook page be that? if she she sleep beside you come roll over and one of those things land for your head, you own don be 1 Like |
Romance / Re: When You Can't Find Any Girl To Date by ouigy99(m): 11:51pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
omojesun:OK dude, all the best in your search |
Family / Re: [photo]woman Caught In Bed With Her Friend's Husband, Ran Out Unclad by ouigy99(m): 11:40pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
OP, better post the picture here oh before some people go eat you alive; see as them rush into the post armed with aboniki essential balm because their Vaseline don finish with the hope of seeing the nudes only to be disappointed ....lol 3 Likes |
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