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Romance / Re: To Tell Or Not To? by ouigy99(m): 11:37pm On Jun 30, 2016
As you ask us, Na who we go ask?
such questions are really hard to answer. had your friend told the man and he died just the way he'd did as his wife confessed,dont you think that will be more painful to your friend?
personally, I won't go around doing amebo and telling one spouse that the other spouse did this or that.
had I been your friend, I will have met the cheating wife and let her know I knew her games and advice her to stop, that way my conscience will be at peace; if she chooses, she can stop it continue.
but you will never see me going to tell her husband .
Politics / Re: A PHOTO For Nigeria's Geographical ORIENTATION by ouigy99(m): 11:25pm On Jun 30, 2016
@OP, nice one...but pardon me to share my observations. You seem to have used a young Fulani boy for the west....are you insinuating the Fulani is their slave master?

Secondly, for that of the east where it's a small kid whose eyes dey chook for money; I am suspecting you are still living in the 1960s.

So, with the current expose by this government in regards to demonic looting; from the likes of Dasukugate, ex service chiefs, DGs, et al. you still haven't noticed the zone that loves eating free money without working?
The south has dropped their sapele water and are now avenging for their past mistakes.
please, you need to edit that pix to the present.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerians React To The Ooni Of Ife’s ‘jesus Is My Father’ Comment by ouigy99(m): 9:23pm On Jun 30, 2016
personally, I do not see anything wrong with him singing Christian songs.
even if you are concerned,do you know there is a difference between just singing/reciting and when you are proclaiming it? it could be he is just singing,but in his heart, he knows what he serves.
OP, if I may ask, do you listen to reggae music? even if you don't, i bet that you like the rest of us listen and cam and some of Bob Marley's songs; like the redemption song.
do you know that reggae is also a religion and while singing some of their songs you mention and sing praises to the rastafarian "supreme leader" who is regarded as the returned Bible Messiah .....his name is Haile Selassie.
Now, when a Christian who listens to reggae chants praises on Haile Selassie, does it mean he has has abandoned his faith.
like I said, the Ooni was just singing, no no cause for alarm

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Family / Re: Rituals. by ouigy99(m): 8:46pm On Jun 30, 2016
since you know the place; won't it be nice you went there to confirm yourself, snap some pictures and show it to us as proof.
please, don't forget to grab some of the mo ney for me, let me help you confirm if they are real .
Politics / Re: Check Out This Funny Convo About President Buhari by ouigy99(m): 7:28pm On Jun 30, 2016
My next reply would have been....."Muhammad Buhari"
Romance / Re: When You Can't Find Any Girl To Date by ouigy99(m): 7:26pm On Jun 30, 2016
Guy, go and snatch a book and read. Or, better off, go and count the stars outside, that will keep you busy

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Romance / Re: A Choir Members' Confession (snapshot) by ouigy99(m): 8:57pm On Jun 29, 2016
missing script from a nolywood movie
Religion / Re: (photo)goliath Skeleton Found By Archeologist by ouigy99(m): 8:01pm On Jun 29, 2016
I don't have to comment on this crap...... for the sacrilege of a post, may the spirit of Goliath knock the op on his head to reset his brain and give him a sense of reasoning .......
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Barred From Traveling Abroad, Ordered To Return Home - Kogi Reports by ouigy99(m): 7:55am On Jun 29, 2016
SirJeffry:
Religion religion religion, that's the only thing people take seriously in that country.

His state is burning but pilgrimage seems to be more important to the 1diot.

and when he gets there, he will start throwing stone at the devil like say Na devil dey owe him state salaries........no surprise say the stone go boomerang come hit am for head.

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Jokes Etc / Re: What Happen When I Drink... by ouigy99(m): 7:51am On Jun 29, 2016
why not drinking it and come tell us how it feels.....I personally will love to know the outcome. please, make sure H2SO4 is included in the mixture.
Nairaland / General / Re: Some Bizzare, Strange And Extraordinary Facts From Around The World by ouigy99(m): 7:03am On Jun 28, 2016
cool
Jokes Etc / Re: My Girlfriend Said I Look Like Wizkid by ouigy99(m): 3:23pm On Jun 27, 2016
I wish that your hand gesture was a real gun. I also wish you pulled the trigger. so that we all can rest

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Agriculture / Re: Snake Caught By A Net. by ouigy99(m): 2:39pm On Jun 27, 2016
Erm, I think a picture should follow your post as backup?
Agriculture / Re: Snake Caught By A Net. by ouigy99(m): 2:39pm On Jun 27, 2016
Erm, I thing a picture should follow your post as backup?
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Saw Danfo In Houston, Texas (photos) by ouigy99(m): 8:26pm On Jun 25, 2016
Babzilla:


So yellow buses with black stripes is now an achievment and something to be proud of

I see you are a product of GEJ almajheri school project. You are a proof that that scheme isn't productive.
When you get to London, what are they known for? I guess you don't know; their black cabs and red busses. Which country is known for their yellow cabs? I guess you don't know.

All you Nigerian music idols you watch their videos all day instead of attending your almajheri school, mention one that hasn't used danfo? Let's forget MI, Olamide, timaya 2 face, phyno ; Wiz kids hit song which is a global hit, which bus was he in.... Incase you don't know the song, I refer to ojuelegba. Mad melon and mountain black, which song made them national airplay; "danfo drivers".

Young man, i see all you do I mope at the TV screen and bump your head to the bead, cause you seem to be blind to understand messages passed in videos; maybe except wanking to ladies shacking their ukwu.

When your parents come home tonight, tell them they should have used a condom than conceiving you to grow up to show this Mumuness.

Stay there and be sagging your trousers exposing your dirty and torn boxers; you could Pierce your ears and wear a cheap tattoo too. No matter what, you should be proud of something your nation symbolizes. Though we would have expected greater achievement, all should take place at the appropriate time.

Please, read well before replying, or better confront your parents first.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Saw Danfo In Houston, Texas (photos) by ouigy99(m): 6:24pm On Jun 25, 2016
Bollinger:


Every yellow bus is a "danfo" and it's going to Nigeria. Ok. And just so you know, it is a 100 times cheaper to do a paint job in Nigeria than in the U.S.

Ogbeni, just stay your Lane. Which other country will you see that same danfo bus, with the same yellow color and black stripes? Or is there an ojuelegba, mushin, or oshodi in Texas? As per the paint job, I wrote it being better or cheaper based on the quality of job you get for the amount you paid.
Go and watch the new captain America and tell me the only thing they used to make the opening scene look like lagos Nigeria. You should be proud that the world recognizes us for something apart from corruption and violence. Yimu

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Saw Danfo In Houston, Texas (photos) by ouigy99(m): 6:18pm On Jun 25, 2016
miccheck58:


Did you just say paint work is cheaper in the US?
Niggas, what where do you guys get your informations from?

Mr nigga, I mentioned price and quality of the job done. As you dey form say you dey exposed, come down to Nigeria and paint your car and see if the paint doesn't start fading off under a year
Politics / Re: PHOTO: This Police Signboard Has Got People Talking by ouigy99(m): 5:33pm On Jun 25, 2016
Newshelmboss:
This photo has reportedly made some people roll on the floor with laughter since it emerged online.

The hilarity has obviously been caused by the clearly misspelt words on the signboard.

The signboard which is meant to discourage people from dumping refuse at the site, read: "NO DONPIN OF DOSBIN HERE. BY POLICE ORDER"

Obviousy what had been intended for the signboard was "No Dumping of dustbin here. By police order"

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/photo-this-police-signboard-has-got.html

cc lalasticlala


Though the English is killing, we should know that it's not the police that does most of these signs. All it takes is wood and paint, and anyone can come up with this crap

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Romance / Re: Analyse This Picture? by ouigy99(m): 5:27pm On Jun 25, 2016
Go get married and give us confirmation... Lol

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Romance / Re: A Married Man With Kids Walking Ard With His Bare Chest Ard The House by ouigy99(m): 5:26pm On Jun 25, 2016
onila:
undecided

not classy

Maybe he should be wearing bra or shimmy and then he will be classy abi? Yimu
Romance / Re: A Married Man With Kids Walking Ard With His Bare Chest Ard The House by ouigy99(m): 5:24pm On Jun 25, 2016
onila:
undecided

not classy

Maybe he should be wearing bra or shimmy and then he will be classy abi? Yimu
Family / Re: He Does Not Satisfy Me, Doesn’t Last A Minute In Bed —wife by ouigy99(m): 4:21pm On Jun 25, 2016
donbenedict:
grin






U fvck woman tire, she complain


U no fvck am at all, she complain


U fvck am optimally, she go still complain...



Wetin??
My rather... In the words, just satisfy your self. Even if it's 5 seconds or 5 hours it takes you to cum, so far you are satisfied, bleed others views. You been them well, the complain all you do is to bleep while your mates are there making money. You go out to hustle, she complains that you stay out too long and don't have time for her... Seems you have other young girls outside.

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Saw Danfo In Houston, Texas (photos) by ouigy99(m): 4:12pm On Jun 25, 2016
Owner definitely a Nigerian. Danfo bus with 2 camry seen on the same spot? My guess is that those vehicles are waiting for shipment to Nigeria. Since paintwork is cheaper and "doper" over there, he did all the painting there. It should also be noted that Houston Texas has a large number Nigerian population.

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Education / Re: When An Unstoppable Object Collide With An Immovable Object Wat Will Happen? by ouigy99(m): 6:49pm On Jun 23, 2016
They both become unstoppably immovable
Celebrities / Re: What's Your Take On This Lady? by ouigy99(m): 6:40pm On Jun 23, 2016
Mjshexy:
Nawa for u oh bros, it's just my personal choice naw. Don't u knw that this lady can even be a choir member or an usher in church but that's not my business, i'm only concerned about the character & attitude of who ever i date, dats me 4 u bro undecided
Bros, don't get me wrong too, I was also sharing my personal opinion. Sorry if I insulted you in anyway. But in life (including marriage) we all have to pray for the best and prepare for the worse.

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Religion / Re: Hisbah Police Crackdown On Muslims Not Fasting In Kano by ouigy99(m): 6:24pm On Jun 23, 2016
Umu anumanu
TV/Movies / Re: Hmmm! I Was Short Of Words When I Saw This. by ouigy99(m): 6:24pm On Jun 23, 2016
Olayinka777:
Goodevening house, this is my very first time on this section. In fact I was confused in the sense that I didn't know where to post it. I appeal to the moderator to pls do the needful. Our beloved Nigerian Television Authority (International) NTA made this type of grave mistake, what was the gatekeeper thinking at the time? I rest my case here. I would let the picture speak for itself.

And what's the big deal now? Because it's NTA? Did you talk about other foreign media houses that has used different flags for Nigeria? Or the one that used another person's picture against Stephen Keshi?
My hommie, not that I'm siding this mistake, but do you know there is something they call human error? If you don't, please search for it in Google.

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Celebrities / Re: What's Your Take On This Lady? by ouigy99(m): 6:14pm On Jun 23, 2016
Mjshexy:
Nairalanders what's your take on this future wife & mother? As for me oh, God knows i won't be the one to bring a curse upon my generation by marrying this type.. sad
Na people like you dey go church go marry usher and chorister because of their holy appearance, only for you to figure after marriage that your lovely wife has done this and more worse. By the time she no carry Belle and Una go hospital, them go say her womb dey damaged. When you now ask her, she now says that back then in the university, her parents died and she was the first child and had to Carter for her siblings. Since her uncles weren't of help, she had to go "hustle" in the streets; hustle wey result to no fewer that 12 abortions.
Moral of the story, despite many people find this picture annoying, she might not be morally as bad as people beside you that you call "angel", "queen", "treasure", "mummy". Secondly, do not judge people's future from the past....go read the Bible or search Google for Mary Madeleine

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Romance / Re: what is he up to? by ouigy99(m): 6:08pm On Jun 23, 2016
The question you should be asking is.... What are "YOU" up to, what is it really you want in life? I'm guessing most of these guys are in the same neighborhood and might have been gossiping about you and saying "if you give her a little time, she will fall for you".
You should know what you want in life and your so called bff knows what he wants. If he really wants or "likes" you he wouldn't behave the way he is. On the other hand, you need to be focused on what is it you really want and the; get up, get out, and get it.

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Phones / Re: My Bad Experience At Emeka Offor Plaza Onitsha.. by ouigy99(m): 4:41pm On Jun 23, 2016
jmichlins:
From the moment you stepped into the market, you looked like jjc and they capitalized on that. You could have opened a thread here to sell the device or give it out to someone as charity and the pain you are feeling now you will not experience it. Believe me when i tell you that the feeling will last for years. Whenever you hear of the plaza you will realize how foolish you were

Though I pity him for his loss, his act from the onset was foolish. Before going to sell something, you should have a target market in mind. Why did he agree to follow "ndi oso ahia" in the first place? I bet you when those guys were leading him to to slaughter house, he passed so many genuine shops but chose to be led to a korro where their evil plans will be achieved.
As a nairalander, you see people advertising such products here and they make their sales. Even if you don't want to use nairaland, I believe there should be reputable phone dealers in on it Sha like slot or fine brothers where he could go and make a swap or outright sell deal.
The final sentence made me laugh at him.... He is now blaming "igbo" for his loss.... Well, maybe he meant igbo weed that made him make such mistake. All markets have criminal elements so it's not a tribal affair; early this month, a college of mine got duped inside a Lagos banking hall of the sum of 10000 dollars.... Yes ten thousand dollars by aboki BDC. How did they do that? As he was driving into their spot in ikeja, 2 hausas rushed at him and gave him a price which after he went round was higher by like 5 naira per dollar. He now agreed to deal with them and the said they should go and do the deal in the bank for safety reasons (which flushed any suspicions away cause he felt the bank was the safest place). When they got there, they said the wanted to count the dollars to confirm, and he gave them. One counted it and affirmed it, the other now used his calculator to check the naira equivalent of which they now said they don't have the complete amount in their account. The gave him back his money and pleaded with him not to go sell to any other person for they wanted to go bring the remaining balance from their office. After waiting an hour and a half, this guy now felt they were taking too long so he decided to go and sell it to any other person even if it's at a cheaper price.
On now getting to the BDC shops it was now discovered that the 10000 given back to him were all fakes. Did this guy blame the hausa? Nope... He blamed himself for choosing to do business with "ndi oso ahia"
Computer village in lagos too, if you end up doing business with most of those people that are at the entrance asking you questions and telling you they have this and that, you might end up buying a phone with fufu or soap inside.
While traveling too, you pass normal parks like ifesinachi, God is good, Okun line, etc. And go enter bus without a name which an "Onye oso ahia" is screaming one chance remaining and is calling a price cheaper than normal,after 1 hour inside that bus, you find out you were the only passenger in the first place case everyone starts getting down one by one.
When we humans make mistakes, let's learn to stop trying to blame our loss on one thing, tribe or another. Let's learn our lessons which will make us wiser in the future.

Op, one again, sorry for your loss

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Politics / Re: An Unhealthy Buhari Statistics by ouigy99(m): 2:20pm On Jun 23, 2016
Fairytales:
They are all. Corrupt, let's call spade a spade.

If we are to call a spade a spade, let's also remember that Rotimi Amechi is corrupt, Atiku Abubakar is corrupt, Tinubu is corrupt, Saraki too is corrupt....... All politicians including our beloved president is corrupt one way or the other.... For no man can claim to be a saint.
What the OP was trying state is the fact that it seems anyone who speaks in opposition to the president gets shut down

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