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See the Oshodi/Mushin battle ready posture the guy take....... One punch must send you to the ground

Her mouth be like Daffy Duck own

FlawlesRebirth02:
what is this?

Look under your skirt and in between your legs, you will see a replica

Op, where did your marriage ceremony take place? In the church or in Grail Land?.... Or Na okija shrine?.
My take, wherever or whoever joined you guys together, be it priest, pastor or babalawo, you should be attending your Sunday service in their corresponding alter

Depends on your definition or context of lie you want to use.
Personally, I will say it's the ladies.
A woman lies to you before you even get talking.
Fake hair, wonder bra and bum bum. Fake eye lash and fake complexion cause of toning or bleaching. Fake curves with all those their waist trainers and fake height with their heels.
Make mistake to ask for their name and be first confronted with a fake accent; an Njideka will say her name is Naomi. A Basira will say her name is Sharon, all speaking in a mixture of American Arabic accent.
Make the mistake of your life to ask for their age and a mother of three will claim she is still 18. Ask her the same question in 3 years time and she is the same age.... Which keeps me wondering if they were born in a leap year.

Op, where did your marriage ceremony take place? In the church or in Grail Land?.... Or Na okija shrine?.
My take, wherever or whoever joined you guys together, be it priest, pastor or babalawo, you should be attending your Sunday service in their corresponding alter

He is Christ's "soldier"

Big4wig:
Making sense but how can smoke revoke evil spirit? I guess its an old doctrine sha

Is Christianity a new doctrine?

Na Ba shiga be that one ooo

Even though there is hunger in the land, I cam bet you that most of those that went there to collect those stuff are able to afford it for themselves.
Apart from hunger, part of our problem is greed. Some will go there, more than once to get the indomie, sugar, rice etc. So that they can go and sell it and make some money they will use to play baba ijebu.
RIP to the dead

Ballet dancers

You just listed all the symptoms one will have one way or the other, irrespective of the illness.
All you just had to say is that everyone needs to be drinking this poison everyday

If you dey vex, go and dethrone him Na. He is there trying to promote the yoruba culture and religion and you are there nagging.
Have you heard of what they call religion tolerance? Haven't you seen the Pope in recent years visit other religious houses and have you heard people complain?
Smh

I am here to reveal your mission to you. Open that your cupboard, and look by the extreme right. There is the a small bottle there with the inscription boldly written...."SNIPER".

Now, take it out gently and avoid spilling it for it has a foul odour. Open your fridge, get that origin bitters, pour half of the origin in a glass cup, and then top it up with the SNIPER .

With this,you will sure be in that high level to right the most inspiring story in your life.

like play like play, Op go marry himself , give himself belle

OP, you sure say no be "Badoo" Facebook page be that?
if she she sleep beside you come roll over and one of those things land for your head, you own don be

omojesun:
I already have a great job in one of the biggest companies in Naija. Just need that chick to top this up.

OK dude, all the best in your search

OP, better post the picture here oh before some people go eat you alive; see as them rush into the post armed with aboniki essential balm because their Vaseline don finish with the hope of seeing the nudes only to be disappointed ....lol

As you ask us, Na who we go ask?
such questions are really hard to answer. had your friend told the man and he died just the way he'd did as his wife confessed,dont you think that will be more painful to your friend?
personally, I won't go around doing amebo and telling one spouse that the other spouse did this or that.
had I been your friend, I will have met the cheating wife and let her know I knew her games and advice her to stop, that way my conscience will be at peace; if she chooses, she can stop it continue.
but you will never see me going to tell her husband .

@OP, nice one...but pardon me to share my observations. You seem to have used a young Fulani boy for the west....are you insinuating the Fulani is their slave master?

Secondly, for that of the east where it's a small kid whose eyes dey chook for money; I am suspecting you are still living in the 1960s.

So, with the current expose by this government in regards to demonic looting; from the likes of Dasukugate, ex service chiefs, DGs, et al. you still haven't noticed the zone that loves eating free money without working?
The south has dropped their sapele water and are now avenging for their past mistakes.
please, you need to edit that pix to the present.

personally, I do not see anything wrong with him singing Christian songs.
even if you are concerned,do you know there is a difference between just singing/reciting and when you are proclaiming it? it could be he is just singing,but in his heart, he knows what he serves.
OP, if I may ask, do you listen to reggae music? even if you don't, i bet that you like the rest of us listen and cam and some of Bob Marley's songs; like the redemption song.
do you know that reggae is also a religion and while singing some of their songs you mention and sing praises to the rastafarian "supreme leader" who is regarded as the returned Bible Messiah .....his name is Haile Selassie.
Now, when a Christian who listens to reggae chants praises on Haile Selassie, does it mean he has has abandoned his faith.
like I said, the Ooni was just singing, no no cause for alarm

since you know the place; won't it be nice you went there to confirm yourself, snap some pictures and show it to us as proof.
please, don't forget to grab some of the mo ney for me, let me help you confirm if they are real .

My next reply would have been....."Muhammad Buhari"

Guy, go and snatch a book and read. Or, better off, go and count the stars outside, that will keep you busy

missing script from a nolywood movie

I don't have to comment on this crap...... for the sacrilege of a post, may the spirit of Goliath knock the op on his head to reset his brain and give him a sense of reasoning .......

SirJeffry:
Religion religion religion, that's the only thing people take seriously in that country.

His state is burning but pilgrimage seems to be more important to the 1diot.

and when he gets there, he will start throwing stone at the devil like say Na devil dey owe him state salaries........no surprise say the stone go boomerang come hit am for head.

why not drinking it and come tell us how it feels.....I personally will love to know the outcome. please, make sure H2SO4 is included in the mixture.

cool

I wish that your hand gesture was a real gun. I also wish you pulled the trigger. so that we all can rest