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The sorrows of an un-laid man.
This is what happens when one has too much konji..... Part of the semen flows into your brain.
First symptom is to be aggressive towards ladies.
Second symptom is to go to a secluded room and use essential balm / oboniki to jerk off while watching animal porn

OP, your list isn't complete...... you forgot to add E-money

I really do not think funding is the problem of the IDP 's scheme..... It's corruption.
Shebi the other time, the said over 71 trucks full with rice was missing. There are also cases of health workers diverting funds and relief materials for their personal use or in some other cases, repackaging and reselling.
These are the kind of institutions the government should really probe because it deals with human life.
The famine and death rate over there should be more than the case of the bịafran war..... Just that the media has failed to report it.

Dongoyaro and monkey tail, mixed with Roche and codeine.

After the September 11 attacks, America declared war on terrorism. One of the countries America invaded is Afghanistan.
America has the military might, plus nuclear warheads to wipe out a country like Afghanistan within a short period but didn't do so.
The issue of God and Satan has passed the context of good and evil, or who is stronger than the other.
The ultimate goal of the believer is to go to heaven or paradise. To ascend after judgement, each person must prove himself worthy.
Satans job is to temp and test people so as to sieve the chaff away.
For you to gain admission into Nigerian universities, you must pass a test or hurdle called jamb, waec or neco.
For you to gain admission into heaven, you must pass tests and hurdles from the devil and his agents

visijo:
Now secondary school is about closing, and masquerades will kick start somewhere in south south, and i keep asking why they derive joy in playing the devilish game, all i hear is that it is our culture, and it will stop me from doing my business now, because i am not one of their initiate.. So i am now seeking for advice, should i initiate so that i can ride on with my business

OP, during Christmas season now, you will be jostling to snap with Santa Claus A.K.A father Christmas, not knowing it's also a masquerade..... Oyibo masquerade, which also has a historical background that is contrary to the Christian or islamic faith.
Now, your local masquerade in Nigeria is seen as evil, but father Christmas be like angel for your eyes.
Anyway, except being run by miscreants, masquerades aren't meant to disturb people doing their business whether they are initiates or not. Some times, all it takes is for you to keep 10 to 50 naira denominations of money, any one that comes your way is given one note, and they leave...... Except them carry you for mind on the onset.

Eleven?

tayooluwole:
So we should rather say there is no divine security ? We should go about preaching d words of God at our own risk ?

Well, he has already said in the Bible that people will be prosecuted and even killed because of Him.
Once you have agreed to be a Christian, you should be aware of all the risks identified in the Bible.
If you join the military and is sent to war, (we are actually at war with principalities etc.) you should be ready to accept whatever you see.... Even death.
Though it's painful people die cause of Christ and God, I am a believer that they will resurrect to a better life for the sacrifice they made.

This one get sense small.... At least, she hid her face

SAINTSAMURAII:
OK Like seriously, i cant stop wondering how guys that have skinny girlfriends cope, as in how can you be cuddling a lady and your hands will be touching bones, i just re-watch 50 shades of grey and the part where that beautiful lady let down her dress for christian made me not to like her again. as in she was curveless and straight like pencil. abeg if ure a lady, please try and add more curve and weight to your body. i cannot be cuddling or having sex with a lady and all my hands will be touching will be bones. its not fair at all.

OP, one man's food is another man's poison. As you like curve, na so another like bone, and another like albino (no offense).
It's all about choices..... By the way, a research (practical one) I'm conducting is pointing to the fact that slim or Lekpa babes have a "deeper" pvssy.
Meaning, no matter how long or fat the circumference of you shift is, a slim babe has a higher tendency of "taking it all in"
Na my PhD thesis

As he is talking, let him remember that ondo state which is part of oodua states is also part of Niger delta and also have militants.
Or does he think tompolo's guys or NDA will leave the creeks in South south to come and kill people in SOUTHWEST for no reason?

When one mad man wey conji dey hook colombi both of them for one dark corner now, them go beg say all men are heartless.
Make them dey there dey shine teeth.
@OP, how can someone who is "dressed" still be naked?
Na spiritual clothing?

God meets all the descriptions you just made.
He is intelligent and can discuss with you based on all aspects of life.
He is also there waiting to chat with you.
You don't need credit or data to chat with Him.
Feel free to talk to Him anytime, He is surely waiting for you to PM Him

Na so him go dey do part payment every Sunday with una money, meanwhile most of una no fit afford Keke napep talk less of 1992 camry

Chei.... If your friend get better lawyer, him life don turn around for the better....

idupaul:
He looks lonely ..all the fair weather friends and sycophants have moved on as usual..a Hope Buhari's learning from this because it's clear Aso rock sycophants have blocked his reasoning .

Buhari still has hope.... His cows in daura will keep him company

He slapped you, we agree..... Did you give the reason why he slapped you or did he just wake one morning and said.... Baby, turn your cheek one side make I slap you

Dude, he doesn't look like them, he is much finer

Holywizard:
Yes? Shebi una been laugh at my fathers & brothers doing the civil war. Una neva see something.
God is punishing them for their sins against NDI-IGBO

. Another funny thing I have noticed is their total dependence on government to provide all their needs. It's about time their tried their hands on some petty businesses or chores; farming for a start so that they can make some income.
After the biafran war, the ibos don't wait for the government to come spoon feed them; the government no even send them in the first place.
They had to go learn petty trades country wide and from that humble start and generations later, they have bounced back.
The problem with them from their region is their laid back attitude and expectancy that "God" will bring food to them. It's about the get up, get out and go get something doing

OP, that your second picture Sha..... The grin on the oyibo man's face place you priceless mouth opening "moan" come be like say the oyibo dey "lay pipe" in you.... Lol

OP, try cutting yourself with a knife and expect God to make it not hurt you. Try jumping in front of a dangote truck moving and top speed and expect not to get crushed.
Why blame God for everything? Some people said the want to start an Islamic caliphate in the country and engaged the countries military forces in a war for years, and you expect not to have casualties and victims of war?
Not only in Nigeria, but world over any country that engages in war must have people in IDP.
Your fellow free thinkers and scientists claim for any action, there is an opposite reaction.
The war is an action, death, famine and IDP are opposite reactions.
You are asking God why people steal from the IDP. The same free will that was given to mankind that is making you ask this question is the same free will that has made some people decide to steal from the IDP.
The same way you chose not to believe in God while others do, that's the same way some people will steal from IDP and some wouldn't.
Every choice and action man makes in life is really all about his free will to choose what to do; that is why while you are on the road, you see people give alms to beggars, some despise that; but it's the end outcome that people fail to understand..... On that fateful day, believe me, some will rise and some will fall

Be there blaming God...... Is it not the government that is meant to provide security and protect the lives of its citizens through the various security forces?

OP, na me Dr. Akpos wey diagnose your sickness. I beg I don get the cure wey I say I Wan go get from my paddy, Dr Abalaka..... Please, choose one of the two options, and I go mail am to you

OP, I beg you, lie that I, ouigy99 am a billionaire, let me confirm if your lie comes to reality.

tolufase:
The same here in Karu, Abuja despite the heavy downpour (rain)

Ogbeni, you Wan cast my location abi?

Erm, i am a staff of Transmission Company of Nigeria. I wish you use this medium to apologize for the problematic power situation in your area.
I have taken notes on your location and will forward it to our technical crew for immediate action.
Don't worry, by tomorrow, all technical faults shall be rectified and your power supply shall be reduced to 2 hours per day, except on weekends and public holidays which shall be 30 minutes due to the high demand during such peak periods.
As I type this, it has been raining heavily for close to 5 hours and PHCN hasn't taken power, the only difference between you guys and my humble self is that I wouldn't disclose my location because I prefer this "faulty" situation I'm experiencing.

OP, like you rightfully stated, there is time for everything. There is time to be born, time to die, time to be buried, and time to take selfies..... I guess they chose that time to take their selfie.
Yes, it might look disrespectful and weird to most of us, but the truth is that it's their choice and their sense of reasoning sees nothing wrong with that.

Monitor lizard. Very good source of bushmeat to some people

The last time the made this type of statement..... Price was hiked to 145 the following week

You sure say she never shoplift some items put am for ass?

I have got only 30 minutes left before my parents get back from work, are you going to fork me or not or do you prefer watching that movie?