Dude, he doesn't look like them, he is much finer

Holywizard:
Yes? Shebi una been laugh at my fathers & brothers doing the civil war. Una neva see something.
God is punishing them for their sins against NDI-IGBO

. Another funny thing I have noticed is their total dependence on government to provide all their needs. It's about time their tried their hands on some petty businesses or chores; farming for a start so that they can make some income.
After the biafran war, the ibos don't wait for the government to come spoon feed them; the government no even send them in the first place.
They had to go learn petty trades country wide and from that humble start and generations later, they have bounced back.
The problem with them from their region is their laid back attitude and expectancy that "God" will bring food to them. It's about the get up, get out and go get something doing

OP, that your second picture Sha..... The grin on the oyibo man's face place you priceless mouth opening "moan" come be like say the oyibo dey "lay pipe" in you.... Lol

OP, try cutting yourself with a knife and expect God to make it not hurt you. Try jumping in front of a dangote truck moving and top speed and expect not to get crushed.
Why blame God for everything? Some people said the want to start an Islamic caliphate in the country and engaged the countries military forces in a war for years, and you expect not to have casualties and victims of war?
Not only in Nigeria, but world over any country that engages in war must have people in IDP.
Your fellow free thinkers and scientists claim for any action, there is an opposite reaction.
The war is an action, death, famine and IDP are opposite reactions.
You are asking God why people steal from the IDP. The same free will that was given to mankind that is making you ask this question is the same free will that has made some people decide to steal from the IDP.
The same way you chose not to believe in God while others do, that's the same way some people will steal from IDP and some wouldn't.
Every choice and action man makes in life is really all about his free will to choose what to do; that is why while you are on the road, you see people give alms to beggars, some despise that; but it's the end outcome that people fail to understand..... On that fateful day, believe me, some will rise and some will fall

Be there blaming God...... Is it not the government that is meant to provide security and protect the lives of its citizens through the various security forces?

OP, na me Dr. Akpos wey diagnose your sickness. I beg I don get the cure wey I say I Wan go get from my paddy, Dr Abalaka..... Please, choose one of the two options, and I go mail am to you

OP, I beg you, lie that I, ouigy99 am a billionaire, let me confirm if your lie comes to reality.

tolufase:
The same here in Karu, Abuja despite the heavy downpour (rain)

Ogbeni, you Wan cast my location abi?

Erm, i am a staff of Transmission Company of Nigeria. I wish you use this medium to apologize for the problematic power situation in your area.
I have taken notes on your location and will forward it to our technical crew for immediate action.
Don't worry, by tomorrow, all technical faults shall be rectified and your power supply shall be reduced to 2 hours per day, except on weekends and public holidays which shall be 30 minutes due to the high demand during such peak periods.
As I type this, it has been raining heavily for close to 5 hours and PHCN hasn't taken power, the only difference between you guys and my humble self is that I wouldn't disclose my location because I prefer this "faulty" situation I'm experiencing.

OP, like you rightfully stated, there is time for everything. There is time to be born, time to die, time to be buried, and time to take selfies..... I guess they chose that time to take their selfie.
Yes, it might look disrespectful and weird to most of us, but the truth is that it's their choice and their sense of reasoning sees nothing wrong with that.

Monitor lizard. Very good source of bushmeat to some people

The last time the made this type of statement..... Price was hiked to 145 the following week

You sure say she never shoplift some items put am for ass?

I have got only 30 minutes left before my parents get back from work, are you going to fork me or not or do you prefer watching that movie?

First thing you should do is go conduct a DNA test on the kids

This guy obviously smoked agama lizard shit

By the time you go jump and try deploying you made in China parachute in Nigeria, you go discover say na agege bread nylon them patch patch use do the parachute.... You are on your own

Na serious efiko students dey do that one. Every term, I got myself a new notebook cause I for don loss the previous term own

No, its like tapeworm

Hello Nairalanders, I just got this words of inspiration/wisdom from a family member and decided to share it with you all...... I hope someone will be blessed by this.



*As a carpenter went home after shutting down his workshop, a black poisonous cobra entered his workshop.*

_The cobra was hungry and hoped to find its supper lurking somewhere within. It slithered from one end to another and accidentally bumped into a double-edged metal axe and got very slightly injured._

*In anger and seeking revenge, the snake bit the axe with full force. What could a bite do to a metallic axe? Instead the cobra's mouth started bleeding.*

_Out of fury and arrogance, the cobra tried its best to strangle and kill the object that was causing it pain by wrapping itself very tightly around the blades._

*The next day when the carpenter opened the workshop, he found a seriously cut, dead cobra wrapped around the axe blades.*

_The cobra died not because of someone else's fault but faced these consequences merely because of its own anger and wrath._

*Sometimes when angry, we try to cause harm to others but as time passes by, we realise that we have caused more harm to ourselves.*

_For a happy life, it's best we should learn to ignore and overlook some things, people, incidents, affairs and matters._

*It is not necessary that we show a reaction to everything. Step back and ask yourself if the matter is really worth responding or reacting to.*

_People that show no inclination to change, are best handled with silence and prayer._

*Enjoy your day.* *copied*

I refuse to name check in the name of Jesus..... all spirits and principalities trying to guide my eyes to check the name, Summersault and die!!!

There is hunger in the land

iKarma:


His post has nothing to do with trading, but with this tumors going around about IPOB terrorists planning to attack Yorubaland.

I was just giving an example and wasn't trying to state the fact.
Coming to think of it, has IPOB armed themselves? Last time I checked, they haven't

I won't even be surprised he gets drowned

Guy, go and keep that Vaseline back ....she ain't posting jack

Most of these guys have one personal problem and they think the best way is to lash out on a group of people in order to "satisfy" their ego ........known serial killers and psychos from Adolf Hitler, GARY RIDGWAY, TED BUNDY, CARL PANZRAM, etc all act the same way; blame their problems on orders, harm them with the hope that their lives will be happier.
This one he wants to start by killing his wife, likely he doesn't have the stamina to satisfy her sexual needs, or maybe his business isn't booming anymore because a new Igbo competition has "stolen" is customers .

Op, it all starts with what we humans think is love, then later it has to do with coping with one another.
For example, a mam will marry a woman cause to him, he loves her. When asked what he loves about her, he says she is loving, caring, slim and sexy, etc.
Fast forward to 10 years time and 4 children.... Most of these "sexy" qualities change. Her shape is disfigured by constant child birth (most don't excersise to stay fit), she doesn't give the husband the much needed affection anymore cause she struggles with working and taking care of the children. When the husband wm touch am for night, she is tired.....and the husband is like this woman no love me anymore.
Also, the woman married the man cause she "loved" him....if you ask why, she says he is tall, handsome , funny, has a good job and sexually satisfying .
20 years later, he doesn't have that juicy job anymore, years of heavy drinking and bad habits has affected his sexual health. The stress of not being to providing a much needed financial support to the family plus the fact he can't go more than 1 round which is 10seconds affects him psychologically and he is withdrawn and aggressive..... No longer the funny guy you married.
In these two scenario, the things we "loved" about our partners are no longer there, it now takes patience and understanding to cope, if not friction between the couple kicks in.

Op, nice writeup....... But it makes one wonder what the black man has given back to the humanity apart from juju, ritual killings, tribalism, and embezzlement of public funds .

Op, this your list na for otondo new comers to the cheating game.
There are people who are chronic cheaters and are professors in the game (both male and female) who can be datingbas much as 3 people at the same time and won't show any of you stated "symptoms". They show equal love and care and equally miraculously give enough time and affection to each maga.
The issue of answering calls is even child's play to them for they answer the others calls in front of any of them, making one wonder if its juju they use.
Well, like they said, once one is good at something, they are good at it

The solution in plain and simple...... Chop belle full before going to bed and you won't have the appetite to eat when served in your dream.
Imagine say na only garri and coconut you don soak since morning, you go to bed and is served one kind coconut rice with shrimps and better grilled chicken.....beside it is fresh squeezed juice, and you expect the hungry man to avoid eating it?......... I go lem am and request extra wey I go use wake up to reality.

See as that one eyelash be like kpekpeye own....owl to be precise