₦airaland Forum

Kayraph: I can't agree less with u, bro...

I spoke to d VIO official who happens to be my friend and he's ready to help Alex but d officer said dat d last thing he heard from Alex was dat he (Alex) wld go to source for money to get d car released. Yet d same Alex is claiming dat it has been a while since he heard from d officer!

Pls anyone who is thinking of contributing money to get d car released or whoever is thinking of buying d car shd be extremely careful cos I'm of d mind dat something is not right abt d story at all!!!!!!!

My brother dont trust any Nigerian traffic/motorist officer especially those Lagos touts. Early this Year, I took a babe to the park for her to a bus while I parked my car off the road. I backed the main road while gisting with the babe. She pointed behind me asking "is that not your car" been towed by LASMA. Before I could get to them they`ve zoomed off with my car. I had to go asking for help and someone introduced me to a LASMA officer who live close by. He offered to help by calling those touts that towed my car. He told them that am presently with him. He asked them to include his own cut of the deal which is 5k. Thank God I understand some of the street slangs. I quickly collected their phone numbers from him. I went by myself to sort things out by paying their fine without receipt. I had to disguise as someone else otherwise the bill would have been very huge.

It`s better to seek help from your enemy than from a Nigerian traffic /motorist officer.

Musiwa have murdered this fine thread. This guy should be in chains and gagged as well.

This old man is sounding childish.

Hello House,

Please we need help. My younger brother needs help as regards his green card. His residency had changed before his arrival. Please what is the latest process of acquiring the green card so as to be eligible to getting a job and the likes? Does he need to fill any form like AR-11 with any code? He is a little confuse and dont know how to pursue it. Please can someone help us with the step by step process needed to get his green card? Thank you and God bless

sobastical: But wetin mr cool dey do now sef?? E no dey sing again

Guy make una free Mr. Cool. Wetin carry im matter joi this one.

90k sounds small but it alot to many of us in dis country. If 90 of us contribute 1k each dis young man will have his happiness back. The action we take here will go a long way in moulding dis dude. Someone should kindly suggest ways we can help out. We have done it b4 we can do it again.

Major General Dayokanu has finally moved into d battle field. Things arent gonna be easy for the opponent.

Hello house,

Is it possible to travel with expired medical and police reports?

tycoon77: U don't need to renew it..

Thanks man.


Which airline is the cheapest? This is summer and most airlines are charging too high.

Hello House,

Do one need to renew Police report before travelling? My younger brother`s Police report expires this month and he is due to travel next month. Does he need to go renew the police report?

Hello House,

As a winner, do my brother need to register and pay for the GREEN card online before departing Nigeria? Or do you think it better he do it over there? Please reply before we make avoidable mistakes.

Thanks.

Hello my people, is it neccessary to go to the embassy with a letter of inroduction and an ID card from my coy? Thanks

Pls house does one need school testimonials (primary, junior and secondary schools) as stated in the forms? My brother stated all the schools he attended in the forms. Does he need proves (testimonials) for d schools d schools attended aside SSCE, OND and HND statement of results?

mimima: Where is FX and PROF? what is happening?

They have gagged them.

mikeywise: I am still waiting for the good news.

Good ke? Bro no news at all, at all.

Let me lend you some words from the elders.

Helping your younger ones is more like you are investing in your own future. If you neglect and push them out now. My brother, in the future they wouldn`t let you and your kids rest(they will never allow you eat the fruit of your labour). Why do we have so many area boys in our society today? They also come from families, somehow they were neglected. They first unleash their terror on their immediate family before extending it to the larger society.

Apply wisdom my friend. While planning for your future, ensure that you get them fixed. You wouldn`t loose by doing this. If you follow a short cut on this matter by pushing them out to fend for themselves, well............

There is nothing so special about him, it's just the grace of God on his life that has been taking him to places he cant even dare to dream. We all need that kind of grace. Baba, I salute ooo

Na wa ooo. The pikin wey dem born since dem carry dis matter come elders' council don grow bear bear finish. Is it until Aigbe begin dey walk with walking Mama Shopclue go pity pay am d money? As an elder, I don think about d matter well well, d thing tire me no be small. I pray say no be jazz dem take hold Aigbe for work because he don dey forget d money small small.

@ aieromon

Anyday the money hit your account, I go kill 20 fowls with 5 cows to celebrate with NL fellas.

Where are the e-warriors? Seems like everyone has gone to market.

Tick tuck. Tick tuck. Tick tuck. Three hours more. Going going going

See where I go find this thread. Na dis die minutes dem dey push d thread go corner where people no go see. See where I go find this thread. Na dis die minutes dem dey push d thread go corner where people no go see.

Am surprised that Yobo could complain of respect when he refused to respect elders before him. Whenever Kanu comes as a sub, Yobo will refuse to aknowledge him or even handing over d cap band to him. Kanu will leave him and focus on winning matches. Kanu is a hero anyday anytime. Yobo is just lucky to be allowed to lift d trophy he refused letting his team mates touch. He has lost the captainship long time ago when he couldnt coordinate the defense in our first game in afcon.

^^^^ I can`t wait. I have just got a brand new plasma tv set with a chick to help me make pop-corn. I`ve already applied for a day leave just to watch this show.

How I wish it`s 8th April already. I must watch the final part of this movie. Last fight Shoclue (boss) vs aieromon (actor)

Hello NLers,

1) Which police station can one go to have his/her police report?

2) Which hospital is best for the medical report?

3) Is one expected to come with the International passport on the day of the interview along with other documents?

4) Or is one submitting the international passport before the interview dates.

Thank you

Goldensharkis: Oh man fear don catch me.... Hanhhn!!! Tnk gudness it s a dream!!! Hope ur dream didn't come to reality whenever u dreamt shaaaaa Cus I get many relatives over there

Thanks, am taking it as a revelation. I was actually planning to go up North next week.

lacasa: if the people of Kano wanted u dead u'ld αve been gone Years Ago.

The reason y we northerners dnt chastise anybody (even wen reports revealed dat xtians r largely caught bombing churches) is cos the public feeling is dat this bombings n shootings r devised to cause a religious war in ds country, wt connivance of d ruling party.

#.. B[b]ros, stop seeking sympathy on forums, respect urself n go On Wt ur business[/b]

Thank you, I will go about my business in the North.

Burger01: No matter the projects or contracts your life comes first.. Those pigs don't want development in their regions and while not just leave them and allow them build caves and dungeons to suit their 'no western development' campaign... BTW, that dream could come to reality.. God has given you a sign and so gerrout of that hell hole...

Guy na Lag I dey now ooo. I was planning to be there next week. I think someone will have go in my place (maybe one of their own).

mike404: O boy this your movie go make brain o

You can imagine the kind death those that died during each crises.

Yesterday evening I was on bed when I saw the news of Kano Luxurious Park bombing on my mobile phone, as I was reading and scrolling through comments I....

It wasn`t a surprise thing to find myself in Kano. Last year I visited virtually all the 19 Norther states including Abuja in execution of projects across the States. In most cases I squat with friends up North for security reasons.

Immediately after the news of the blast, My friend Lawal, a native of Kogi state rushed back home. Though he looks like an Hausa/Fulani but the locals know he is a Christian/non-Hausa/Falani chap. Immediately he came into the house, he shouted bomb blast and started packing few of his belongings into a small bag. He asked me to do same. I asked where are we running to? And he replied just pack, the Hausa/Fulanis will soon be here. We heard that the Igbos are about to attack too. I replied back by saying, we did no wrong and why would they attack us. The JTF will soon be around to crush anybody that tries to make a silly move. He gave me a goofy smile and continued with his packing.

While I was yet speaking he jumped through the window, before I colud pick a pair of trouser I heard some strange noise from afar. I ran after my friend, the more I run the more the Almajiris get closer to me while my friend kept miles away from the rest of us at a supersonic speed. The Almajiris were holding various weapons like matchets, sticks, gallons of kerosene etc. My strength couldn`t carry me as I wished, as they grabbed me and wanted to light me up. Someone tapped me by the cheek and I woke up, so it was all dream. Ope ooooooo I shouted . I hugged my babe for waking me from that trap.

Nairalanders, stop blaming our Christian/non Muslim in the North. Some are yet to understand that we dont have any security network in place in this country. And Nigerian government is yet to deal with this people decisively for reasons best known to them. There are other Southerners/foreigners who are there to execute/transact one business/project or the other hoping to return in a short while and got themselves trapped. The issue is not of ignorance but of greedy political/religious leader using uneducated Almagiris to achieve their evil aim. I dont wish anyone to find himself in such trap. What a horrible way to die.