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PoliticsRe: Army Says Report Of Military Attack On ESN Camp In Abia Is Fake by ovalmystic(m): 7:26pm On Mar 24, 2021
Warripikine:
The image of the Nigeria army has been torn to shreds..
Ngenekwenu..
Whrre are thou??
EducationIcan Ats Exam Date And Registeration. by ovalmystic(op): 9:28am On Mar 11, 2021
Dear Nairalanders, good morning and i trust this meets you well..
Pls who has reliable information on the ATS exam date and deadline for registeration?
I heard it has been postponed. How true is this.
I checked the site but couldnt get accurate info..

Tnks..
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Displays Armed Personnel Carrier Captured From Nigerian Soldiers by ovalmystic(m): 8:24pm On Jan 18, 2021
Arewa1stSon:
Oya... Read comments and see how ipob members would celebrate this outdated tank displayed by Bokoharam propagandist that looks like a made in Uganda microwave!!

Meanwhile....

We are wining the war against Terror!!

The Boko Haram business is about to end!!

Borno shall rise again!!

Nigerian Army are now taking the war to Bokoharam camps!!

Our soldiers are now going offensive!!

God bless Nigerian Army!!
You no dey shame!!??
PoliticsRe: I Don’t Owe Any Civil Servant, Pensioners - Hope Uzodimma by ovalmystic(m): 7:11am On Jan 04, 2021
Exc2000:
We know IPOBIANS are trying hard to bring him down because PDP lost at the court.... If that happens again in Edo State they would begin again
.

Comon shattap..

Dont try to be tribalistic here..
Come down to owerri and hear the truth!!
HealthRe: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by ovalmystic(m): 7:40pm On Jan 01, 2021
doksblog:
https://doksblog.com/is-tissue-paper-or-water-more-hygienic-after-using-the-toilet/
Pls water is better and morw hygenic..
You use tissue and could end up with tiny bits of feaces stuck to your anal hairs..

Kindly use water and be sure youre super clean...

Ive been using water since 2006.

Tissue in my house is just reserved for visiting babes...�
PropertiesRe: Buying A House Or Building From Scratch: Which Is Cheaper? by ovalmystic(m): 2:17pm On Dec 28, 2020
JayDaily:
Hi guys,

With the little money I have made, I have opted investing in properties full time.

now like the topic implies,

which is cheaper?

Building a home from Scratch or Buying already built that matches your taste?..

what are the pros and cons?
My brother..
You say with the money youve made! Biko where you take see this money..make i follow you make am..
Adim serious(i am serious).
08166324842.
I am willing to learn...���
PetsRe: Man Jumps Into Water, Wrestles Alligator To Save His Puppy In Florida (Video) by ovalmystic(m): 9:25am On Nov 23, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
An Igbo man cannot try this grin grin
I will do that and more for my Snow!!!!!
BusinessRe: Held Needed. by ovalmystic(op): 2:55pm On Nov 14, 2020
TellMeTheTruth:
Since you already have interest in forex I would suggest you toe that line.

Forex trading is not a get rich quick method like most people think but you could be making regular and consistent income from it if you do learn the skills and become very good

Since you already have a background in accounting it should help your money management which I'm told is very essential in forex trading

Your starting point would be for you to go to youtube to get as many videos as you can, look out for videos by these guys listed below

Adam Khoo
Rayner
Russ Horn

You may eventually need a trainer or mentor but you need to do the preliminary work yourself so you can have a good grounding in it
Wow..thanks for this.
I appreciate..
I will do that immediately.
BusinessRe: Held Needed. by ovalmystic(op): 2:53pm On Nov 14, 2020
WorkTheTalk:
1)You can learn online business for free if you follow the right people on Nairaland.

2) Whatever online business you join, you may need a PayPal account that you can withdraw cash local bank account in Nigeria. Check my SIGNATURE for details to open such PayPal account for free.
Alright,thanks..
I am in search of those people..
Any referrals,kindly mention pls..
BusinessRe: Held Needed. by ovalmystic(op): 2:52pm On Nov 14, 2020
PatrickOkunima:
You don't need to learn any other skill, as you already have one. Or don't you know accounting is a skill? There are businesses that cannot afford the services of a full-time accountant. You can offer to manage their accounts, prepare their financial statements, compute their tax liabilities and file their returns on a freelance basis. Proficiency in any of the accounting software (Sage 50, QuickBooks, Etc) will be a plus. The best part of it is that you don't need a lot of capital to establish yourself in this line (If you want to operate from home). All the best!
Thank so much.
Yes I am aware and believe me I have been searching and searching..
I keep trying anyways..
Thanks again
BusinessRe: Held Needed. by ovalmystic(op): 12:29pm On Nov 14, 2020
BusinessCity:
I'll teach you a skill and groom you till you become proficient

If you join my team

https://www.nairaland.com/6211587/work-home-remuneration-one-million
.

Okay..thanks
BusinessHeld Needed. by ovalmystic(op): 12:04pm On Nov 14, 2020
Dear Nairalanders, i will keep this as short as possible.
I have been a member for a while and this is just my 3rd post on nairaland..
Kindly spare a minute or two to read my write up pls..
Pls I need a side hustle
I am tired of been broke.
I am a Graduate of Accounting,
student Member of ICAN, and have been working professionally for 2+ years now..but nothing to show for it.
I got a new job on 2nd of January 2020,thank God for that,with a pay slip of 70k in this very expensive portharcourt, ofcourse I was happy coz the pay was 25k more than my previous job still as an accountant in pH. but my people as I speak to you,my last pay was just 30k.
First we had a reduction in pay to 75% because of the impact of great Covid 19,which is just 52k,and now most recently we were paid for just 20days of work in a month..
My people,which way na!!
Any body available that can teach me any soft online skill,I would really appreciate.
I know nothing goes for nothing, but given my current state,I can't even afford anything.
But I want to assure that person to kindly look at me as a human in need of help.
I know many people have been taken for granted for given out knowledge free,,am willing to pay if the person would atleast assist me to build up some money from the biz.
I am looking at forex and any other skill.
I am willing to write and sign agreements with the person that I will pay an agreed amount of money when that person must have helped me build my income.
Thank you all.
PoliticsRe: Murtala Gwarmai Shares Donkeys To Empower Youths In Kano State by ovalmystic(m): 11:06am On Nov 14, 2020
Mokason288:
I dare this goro chewing Aboki’s to transport sand and gravel to Ebonyi state with that donkey ,If you know you know

They will comeback without the donkey

I HOPE I MADE SENSE
Lol..you have made sense o.
Hmm..jaki of all..
D donkey no go reach destination once e enter ebonyi
CrimeRe: EndSARS: Hackers Hack NCDC Website by ovalmystic(m): 11:20am On Oct 17, 2020
Abasman008:
they drove us out of control....
Oil dey your head baba...
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Visits Buhari In Aso Rock by ovalmystic(m): 2:10pm On Oct 12, 2020
Excellingexcell:
I like Okonjo Iweala oo

I pray she should be elected.





Anyway you can join me on my telegram channel for your free basketball tips daily.


Check my sig
Kindly drop your phone number to connect with you on telegram..
PoliticsRe: “I Am Ready To Perish… ” - Mailafia Honours Third Invitation From The DSS by ovalmystic(m): 4:33pm On Sep 14, 2020
Esseite:
Did you use your wrong account?....
..

Wtf....help me ask oo..lol..
I thought same!!!
PetsRe: Too Much Blood Sucking Bugs On My Dogs Body. What Should I Do Please? by ovalmystic(m): 4:32pm On Sep 11, 2020
Nackzy:
Hello Nairalanders,

Please my dog has a lot of Bugs on the Body, Please what can i use to remove the bugs, they are sucking blood from the Dog, thereby not allowing the Dog to Grow as it suppose to, From sad experience i don't want to use Sniper or all those chemicals, cos that was what killed my friends Dog.

I need something mild but effective...
Thanks, don't mine my errors
I recommend you visit a vet.. try get Zamitrax(uk) ..it's a highly effective bathing chemical for dogs,,with the dog soap...

Try to maintain high level of hygiene in and around your dogs environment. Wash the dogs cage with hypo,Zamitrax and Izal...don't forget to allow the cage to dry before taking your dog in and make sure it's well ventilated..

Do this repeatedly till the bugs are gone.. most times when you bath your dog,,the ones on the body die off but we forget their could be bug eggs and the larvae in crevices in/around your dogs cage hence the need to also wash your cage repeatedly as you bath your dog until the cycle of breeding for the bugs is eliminated..

And again...visit your vet..
cheers
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Erica Threatens To Kill Laycon by ovalmystic(m): 10:23am On Sep 06, 2020
ChemicalReaction:
Should we tell her who is most likely to win BBN Lockdown? grin
Don't mind her...mtcheew..
PetsRe: Lost Dog Reports Himself Missing At Texas Police Station (Photos) by ovalmystic(m): 9:22am On Feb 25, 2020
chewwie:
My neighbor's dog's 2-week-old pups were stolen last night, all of of them, she's in shatters.
Chaii..why now? if this thing happens to me,I can get sick overnight. Were the pups kept carelessly in an open place? And why happened to the dam? Generally mother dogs are aggressive when they litter and barely leave the sight of the pups..!!
Ohhh
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah: Amotekun May Deprive Southwest Of 2023 Presidency by ovalmystic(m): 4:37pm On Jan 16, 2020
Limitednow:
Supporting Amotekun may deprive Southwest of 2023 Presidency, Miyetti Allah tells govs



Source: https://punchng.com/supporting-amotekun-may-deprive-southwest-of-2023-presidency-miyetti-allah-tells-govs/
Miyetti Allah na only una get this country??
You earlier wanted Fulani's to be included in the security structure of Amotekun.!
Now,you're lamenting that it will cost Yoruba the 2023 presidency as if the north ever had plans of relinquishing power to the west..
Abeg make una go sitdown..
Youruba people,,with all these crying and wailing by a particular sect of this country..it shouldn't be anymore thought for...
Go ahead and unleash operation amotekun..let them die!!
PS: a bum nwa afor Igbo!
Science/TechnologyRe: Meet The Xenobot: World's First Living, Self-healing Robots by ovalmystic(m): 1:35pm On Jan 16, 2020
Judithjovial:
Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba and other ethnicity in our beloved Naija it's time to put the hating and tribalism aside, our generation needs to grow further away from such mentality instilled in us through colonialism and dirty politics. If we continue as we have all these years those politicians will never be held accountable. We're practicing Democracy and have failed woefully as learned folks to know that true power belongs to all of us not the few thief's claiming to run our nation...
it's time we stand as ONE or get squashed like scattered ants
Increase the volume please..
Enough is enough
Science/TechnologyRe: Meet The Xenobot: World's First Living, Self-healing Robots by ovalmystic(m): 1:34pm On Jan 16, 2020
gcey2k:
(CNN)Scientists have created the world's first living, self-healing robots using stem cells from frogs.

Named xenobots after the African clawed frog (Xenopus laevis) from which they take their stem cells, the machines are less than a millimeter (0.04 inches) wide -- small enough to travel inside human bodies. They can walk and swim, survive for weeks without food, and work together in groups.

These are "entirely new life-forms," said the University of Vermont, which conducted the research with Tufts University's Allen Discovery Center.

Stem cells are unspecialized cells that have the ability to develop into different cell types. The researchers scraped living stem cells from frog embryos, and left them to incubate. Then, the cells were cut and reshaped into specific "body forms" designed by a supercomputer -- forms "never seen in nature," according to a news release from the University of Vermont

The cells then began to work on their own -- skin cells bonded to form structure, while pulsing heart muscle cells allowed the robot to move on its own. Xenobots even have self-healing capabilities; when the scientists sliced into one robot, it healed by itself and kept moving.

"These are novel living machines," said Joshua Bongard, one of the lead researchers at the University of Vermont, in the news release. "They're neither a traditional robot nor a known species of animal. It's a new class of artifact: a living, programmable organism."

Xenobots don't look like traditional robots -- they have no shiny gears or robotic arms. Instead, they look more like a tiny blob of moving pink flesh. The researchers say this is deliberate -- this "biological machine" can achieve things typical robots of steel and plastic cannot.

Traditional robots "degrade over time and can produce harmful ecological and health side effects," researchers said in the study, which was published Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. As biological machines, xenobots are more environmentally friendly and safer for human health, the study said.

The xenobots could potentially be used toward a host of tasks, according to the study, which was partially funded by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, a federal agency that oversees the development of technology for military use.

Xenobots could be used to clean up radioactive waste, collect microplastics in the oceans, carry medicine inside human bodies, or even travel into our arteries to scrape out plaque. The xenobots can survive in aqueous environments without additional nutrients for days or weeks -- making them suitable for internal drug delivery.

Aside from these immediate practical tasks, the xenobots could also help researchers to learn more about cell biology -- opening the doors to future advancement in human health and longevity.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQRBCCjaYGE

"If we could make 3D biological form on demand, we could repair birth defects, reprogram tumors into normal tissue, regenerate after traumatic injury or degenerative disease, and defeat aging," said the researchers' website. This research could have "a massive impact on regenerative medicine (building body parts and inducing regeneration.)"

It may all sound like something from a dystopian sci-fi movie, but the researchers say there is no need for alarm.

The organisms come pre-loaded with their own food source of lipid and protein deposits, allowing them to live for a little over a week -- but they can't reproduce or evolve. However, their lifespan can increase to several weeks in nutrient-rich environments.

And although the supercomputer -- a powerful piece of artificial intelligence -- plays a big role in building these robots, it's "unlikely" that the AI could have evil intentions.

"At the moment though it is difficult to see how an AI could create harmful organisms any easier than a talented biologist with bad intentions could," said the researchers' website.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/13/us/living-robot-stem-cells-intl-hnk-scli-scn/index.html
Eziokwu eziokwu..
PoliticsRe: Governor Bala Mohammed Hospitalised In London by ovalmystic(m): 3:57pm On Jan 13, 2020
PDJT:
-Why not Saudi Arabia, which they want to model Bauchi and other States after?

-Instead London, where he is likely to be treated by a sinful “infidel”. Mumu Nigerians.
.

Na true oo
Nairaland GeneralRe: Huge Python Killed At Living Faith Church, Udu, Delta State (Photos) by ovalmystic(m): 10:25am On Jan 09, 2020
Naijaarchive:
A rare size of python was seen and killed at living Faith Church (winner's chapel) Udu Delta state on during their 21 days prayer and fasting programs as reported by a Facebook user (Ariyo Kemi).



https://m./88969890159?view=permalink&id=10163195993170160
The way we are going about killing these creatures...some day we won't have any kinda animal in our forests/bushes anymore.
Its unfortunate.
CelebritiesRe: Lil OBO: Davido About To Welcome His Son, Flaunts Gift (Photos) by ovalmystic(m): 10:35am On Oct 12, 2019
Available??
CrimeRe: Man Held With 17 Bags Of Marijuana In Ogun (Photo) by ovalmystic(m): 9:08pm On Jul 30, 2019
Its a pity
SportsRe: UEFA Champions League: Clubs Kick Against New Reforms by ovalmystic(m): 4:49pm On Jun 11, 2019
abbeysquare:
funny. it's still all about politics at the end of the day..


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