₦airaland Forum

EmpressTitan:
e pain you? Bitter ke? Even you no send your papa. Your mama bitter? I say as a society we are getting dia...shioor. Which woman you see as example through first hand experience. Oya, spill the tea...we nairalanders are reading and learning. That must be some experience and must be really hard on a little boy like you...awww( not me here trying to mimic a Dr Phil's facial expression). Yes oh, las las evey gender go mind their business ...

That's the future:
Yes oh, las las every gender go mind their business

Basic123:
2pac said his dad passed away and he didnt cry because all along he was looking for a father he was gone.

I believe that was the programming from the Mum into his head.
because the dad had wrong her (in her perspective)....
you know how it is...

EmpressTitan:
Cheating is natural abi? I guess it swings both ways. Anyways this generation of men una go hear am and get am hot hot from this generation of gen z baddies. In those days we used to hear how men bring their girlfriends and sidechicks to their matrimonial home which makes some women like this deny the father's access to their children... now nah nah una wives as una dey cheat say it is normal go run you your day one inside your bedroom livestream am. We all are getting there nah. Women are bitter souls abi? I laugh sipping my champagne, a toast to your bitter tears...

I think you are the bitter one...


Las las every gender go mind their own business.
that why we are already having baby mothers every where...(marriage rate go drop to 10%)
women and men will grow aged with no partners!

Who go suffer pass?
a lonely man with transactional Gfs and with his kids living with 6 different women
or woman with 7 kids from 7 different men and catering for them through daily smashing

you chose.

dominique:
Imagine if the mother had not died and one of these children become a famous celebrity and wants nothing to do with him. He will go and start granting interviews and crying to the cameras that his children are avoiding him. How can you be alive and chose not to be actively involved in your children's lives?

All this talk about their mother blocking him from seeing them are bloody lies and utter balderdash. Did she lock them up in a vacuum chamber and made them inaccessible? You're in the same country for goodness sakes, why not take her to court if truly she was preventing you from seeing them?

She's dead now, you know she can't defend herself, you now want to use the same lame excuse men have been using for decades for refusing to be in their children's lives. Kolewerk!

Now use this same Manner to Explain the case of Tonto and her Ex over access to the child.....

Dzzzz:
Na lawyer I go first call before I call police,GBAM..I pity most of you cause you guys no get lawyer but you fit carry olosho or go suck pweek everyday..

When you say : You have lawyer....
Does it mean he is on your payroll monthly?
i.e. you pay him monthly as your staff till you have a case to call him for?

please clarify

Winterhaven:
As long as blacks keep reacting and giving these racists attention, then racism will never end...

Completely ignore such racists and give them zero attention and watch how racism due to skin colour will gradual fade away.

Exactly My bro.

Dpsychologist:
CBN Recapitalisation Is Here. 21 Banks Have Passed. The Rest Are on the Clock.

If you still think Nigeria’s banking recapitalisation is a joke, this update should wake you up.

As of January 2026, 21 banks have successfully met the new capital requirements set by the Central Bank of Nigeria. No rumours. No projections. Actual money raised.

For context, CBN raised the minimum capital like this:
International banks need ₦500 billion
National banks need ₦200 billion
Regional banks need ₦50 billion
Non interest banks need between ₦10 billion and ₦20 billion

Deadline is March 31, 2026. Less than three months away.

This exercise started in 2024 and it is already reshaping the entire banking sector. Rights issues. Private placements. Mergers. Balance sheet surgery. Anyone sleeping will not survive.

Let us break it down clearly.

International Banks That Have Crossed ₦500bn

Access Bank
Zenith Bank
First HoldCo First Bank
GTCO
UBA
Fidelity Bank

Access and Zenith did not just meet the requirement. They overshot it comfortably. That alone tells you who came prepared and who did not.

National Banks That Have Crossed ₦200bn

Wema Bank
Citibank Nigeria
Standard Chartered Nigeria
Ecobank Nigeria
Globus Bank
Stanbic IBTC
PremiumTrust Bank
Providus Bank through merger with Unity Bank

PremiumTrust deserves special mention. Just three years old and already hitting ₦200bn. That is aggressive banking.

Merchant and Non Interest Banks Not Left Out

FSDH Merchant Bank
Greenwich Merchant Bank
Nova Bank
Rand Merchant Bank

Jaiz Bank
Lotus Bank
TAJBank

Now here is the part many people are ignoring.

This recapitalisation is not about impressing CBN. It is about survival.

We saw this movie in 2004 under Soludo. Banks reduced from 89 to 25. Weak players disappeared. Strong ones became giants. History is repeating itself, just bigger and tougher.

What does this mean for everyday Nigerians?

Fewer but stronger banks
Better shock resistance
More capacity to fund big projects
Less excuses during economic stress

But also
Banks that fail to raise capital will be forced to merge or shut down
Some familiar names may disappear
Jobs will be affected
Shareholders who did not pay attention will cry later

This is not politics. This is finance. Money talks. Capital decides who stays.

If your bank has not clearly announced how it plans to meet the requirement, start asking questions now, not in April.

CBN has drawn the line.
21 banks have crossed it.
The rest are racing against time.

Nigeria’s banking sector is entering a new era. Stronger. Leaner. Less forgiving.

Sit tight. The next three months will be very interesting.

Source

Where is FCMB o.
i have to be on RED Alert

What happens to banks that don't make it?

Wotowotoman:
He actually has a kid. Do some research before typing

aah! seun is 43yr o
How can you call him a kid?

SAMBARRY:
Everybody with wetin dey do them

As e dey do woman e dey for man

What a Time be alive I no know say e dey pain men when them side boyfriend them or use them as option c

Suddenly una no fit have a taste your medicine

I like this generation of women. They sabi mirror men back so when una dey side chick or baby mama zone women e dey sweet una so a time will come when women will flip the script on you

Wonderful

I thought there are plenty fishes in the river so when it's now time to look for the Mrs right there are no longer plenty fishes

No naija man ought to ve complaining of being the side dude,abi the fishes for river don finish?

So if he has 10 babies from 10 different Bannies, Who is at a loss?

pcagbaji:
You are in a very dangerous situation
Things is going to get bad as you aged
The solution I will give you is to continue to fire every cylinder until you get your love for now stop attaching emotion

adioolayi:
Sense no go kill am..

See the other one wey win 11Mn for Naija...dem kpai am

1. the problem is that...someone will still Expose him (from the company or his Home or his bank)
2. Most times, the Awarder will not agree for you to be Hidden so people can Believe the cheque

MarketDispatch:
Imagine winning 1.5m dollars and showing your face. . Firstly, wife will first divorce to collect half of the money, baby mama will collect half of the remaining, . Ex girlfriend will sue that she did not tell him to have sex with her, collect half of the remaining, one young girl from nowhere will sue that he beat her whilst she was passing in front of his house. Money finished, man back to square one.

grandstar:
That money is chicken feed.

It's about 13.5m in Naira.

Edit: I initially thought it was Jamaican Dollars but it is actually the US greenback.

That's over N2bn.

NO,
158,400,000 Jamaican Dollar equals
1,422,152,641.64 Nigerian Naira : 1.5 Billion naira

23jerryking:
It was just white, smokey and sky-like. They look like humans but no legs, somewhat like astronauts in full regalia. They could see me too I guess, but everyone just floated about minding his own business.

Wow
i guess that is Soul Travel

Adaisback:
everything was dark like I was inside a thick darkness. It was so scary . I was literally in a world that was created with darkness

Wow
i guess that is Soul Travel

Offpoint1:
If I'm mad at you, my body and soul is mad at you... Nothing can bulge me

ah!

23jerryking:
Mine was very dramatic, I saw myself being worked upon by the doctors while I stood behind them helplessly watching the procedure. Then later found myself in a huge sci-fi like city where everyone seem to have been floating rather than actually walking. And something whispered into my ears that this is what happens when people die. Bright lights on all corners of the city, a lot of things that didn't make sense

where did you Eventually float to?
do you remember?

could you still see humans?
could they see you?

Adaisback:
Mine was in at Balogun hospital Ilorin
I had an accident and was rushed to the theatre, I passed out and it was all emptiness. After like what felt like forever I slowly drifted back into consciousness, it was crazy. I was mumbling incoherently , I couldn't recollect things . By the time I came to, I saw my mom crying and praying profusely by my bed side. Till date, I still pray never to have such encounter again and God has been faithful.

wow...
what did you see at the other side?

anything like Trumpet, women, white robes?
did you remember seeing anything?

BRATISLAVA:
BTW, can someone determine the actual gender of this child?

When you all want to crucify a woman, you'll tell us the same story: man pays all the bills, blah blah blah, but emphasis on he pays all the bills. Is it something they teach you guys in the school of female crucifixion? What was a family man supposed to do anyway, that you guys like telling us this line? If he doesn't pay the bills, who should— her parents? Her ex boyfriend? Her family??

Strungup78 comes to mind.

Until we hear from this woman, nobody can give any real advice. Especially not with the "he pays all the bills" line intended to destroy women.

You Have a Problem about the Bill payment....
But you don't see any thing wrong in the Woman locking him outside in the cold Numerous times.
you want him to die?

is this the Advise you will give your Blood brother

babakb:
So the child can grow in trauma while the [b]deadbeat [/b]dad looks for sanity

Men want kids but hate to take care of them.

Did you read the part : he is locked out so many times?
so he should just Sit there in the cold Every day till the Door is opened.
will he live long this way?

You will Advise this to your blood brother Right?

babakb:
Tomorrow if the child grows up and considers his father "A collateral damage" you will jump and blame the woman and accuse her of poisoning the mind of the child against his father.

Majority of men hate their children but they will never admit it, you will realize this whenever divorce occurs.

So the man should Sit outside(in the cold) till the Wife lets him in every week.
this way he will live Long Right?

your will Advise this your to Blood brother Right?

Kobojunkie:
This story get giant k-leg. How come your brother dey pay rent and all yet na government give them apartment and your brother pays child support ? Where in the world is this? 🥱🥱

The marriage should rightly end but since government no dey sleep for where dem dey, demand the woman go straight and ensure she file for divorce from the man in courts and ask that child support payments should be reviewed so that she can get more from your brother in the event that she is to raise the child all by herself and case closed. 🥱🥱🥱

As for the child, the woman should set him up to receive therapy and try her best to get him to accept what has happened now that he is still young and can maybe handle it much better. One thing she should absolutely never do is lie to him about the circumstances that led to the man also abandoning him. He gains more from knowing the truth and not having to have his brain diddle with lies for a long to only for him to be shattered later by the truth. 😩😩😩

So you don't see anything wrong in the Woman locking her husband outside numerous times.
I give up on you Junkie!
you are irredeemable!

KobolanderSegun:
A man has applied for a job for two companies that do the same thing.

Which job should the man take ?
(A) The one that offers him a higher salary or (B) The one that offers him a lower salary ?

A man vows to stay on a Mobile network then the mobile network has financial issues and the man can no longer browse

Should he
(a) stay without internet
(b) Jilt the mobile network for a more stable ( richer network )

Your Answers Prove Women are morally right to date and Marry The Highest Bidder

@kobojunkie, Come and help your Brother: Kobolander
his confused!

Offpoint1:
I'm proudly number one. If you don't apologize to me as a woman when YOU'RE AY FAULT forget about anything that has to do with communication with me.

Just dey your dey make I dey my dey until you're back to your senses.

I'm real, if I'm mad I'm mad, if I forgive I forget. No pretense

What if she use their usual tactic:
instead of Apologizing, Shift 'Yansh' put for him body or face for night!
you wont still bulge?

muyico:
I gat the man blame,
Body no be firewood!
Why u go married put for Nigeria,
And U stay abroad,
In this 21century!
And you expect her to be faithful??
Even d1 we dey f*ck everyday self, do cheat, talkless of once in a while

if this happened in Nigeria,
What do you think would have happened if she was taken Abroad

g0ldenval:
i love when men are desperate
playing them gives me so much joy

Question for You:

Do you this that Ex Boyfriend will also stay with her?
She will Eventually See Shege too...

Pursuing Love is like pursuing shadow

Goldrosewine:
Inspo thread

https://www.nairaland.com/8588527/well-kitted-armed-soldiers-burkina

Mess go fit Escape this Outfit so?
comfort is key!

Hackman1994:
My mumu Gf told me , she has one man that can help me with job that I should pay money.
I paid 200k money through her to give to the man for upto 4 months nothing.
One story to other

check if your GF just bought a new Wig?

showboy2301:
I may not understand everything you are saying but let me tell you something, DON'T DIE YET PLEASE. What will your enemies say about you? That they won?

lol, even the Enemies will die too.
no one is Escaping Alive...

Ade1177:
The only way to enjoy life is to stop chasing money


I figured that out 3 yrs ago


One mumu sit down and designed paper and put designs on it, then ask people to start working like monkeys so you can give them paper

Or digits on a computer screen

They term it money


I will rather live my life the way I like it,



Just imagine a world where Money is eradicated,


Who is the wicked person that invented the concept of money sef

Life would have been so easy

If you need something, you go and get it

Don't tell me crime will increase, because now that there is money, 99% of crime is because of this same money!!!!!!!

i'm sure you just closed from Work or Business while Typing this....
Looking for money to pay for one need or the other

LibertyRep:
Why is the majority in the US?

This is something Africans must not copy.

Man go toil dey and night only to be stripped of his hard earned money by the court, most especially in a divorce he didn't initiate.

The game is rigged against men.

Unfortunately,
Na MEN still made that Judicial Law Againt MEN to favour Women