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MarketDispatch:
Imagine winning 1.5m dollars and showing your face. . Firstly, wife will first divorce to collect half of the money, baby mama will collect half of the remaining, . Ex girlfriend will sue that she did not tell him to have sex with her, collect half of the remaining, one young girl from nowhere will sue that he beat her whilst she was passing in front of his house. Money finished, man back to square one.

grandstar:
That money is chicken feed.

It's about 13.5m in Naira.

Edit: I initially thought it was Jamaican Dollars but it is actually the US greenback.

That's over N2bn.

NO,
158,400,000 Jamaican Dollar equals
1,422,152,641.64 Nigerian Naira : 1.5 Billion naira

23jerryking:
It was just white, smokey and sky-like. They look like humans but no legs, somewhat like astronauts in full regalia. They could see me too I guess, but everyone just floated about minding his own business.

Wow
i guess that is Soul Travel

Adaisback:
everything was dark like I was inside a thick darkness. It was so scary . I was literally in a world that was created with darkness

Wow
i guess that is Soul Travel

Offpoint1:
If I'm mad at you, my body and soul is mad at you... Nothing can bulge me

ah!

23jerryking:
Mine was very dramatic, I saw myself being worked upon by the doctors while I stood behind them helplessly watching the procedure. Then later found myself in a huge sci-fi like city where everyone seem to have been floating rather than actually walking. And something whispered into my ears that this is what happens when people die. Bright lights on all corners of the city, a lot of things that didn't make sense

where did you Eventually float to?
do you remember?

could you still see humans?
could they see you?

Adaisback:
Mine was in at Balogun hospital Ilorin
I had an accident and was rushed to the theatre, I passed out and it was all emptiness. After like what felt like forever I slowly drifted back into consciousness, it was crazy. I was mumbling incoherently , I couldn't recollect things . By the time I came to, I saw my mom crying and praying profusely by my bed side. Till date, I still pray never to have such encounter again and God has been faithful.

wow...
what did you see at the other side?

anything like Trumpet, women, white robes?
did you remember seeing anything?

BRATISLAVA:
BTW, can someone determine the actual gender of this child?

When you all want to crucify a woman, you'll tell us the same story: man pays all the bills, blah blah blah, but emphasis on he pays all the bills. Is it something they teach you guys in the school of female crucifixion? What was a family man supposed to do anyway, that you guys like telling us this line? If he doesn't pay the bills, who should— her parents? Her ex boyfriend? Her family??

Strungup78 comes to mind.

Until we hear from this woman, nobody can give any real advice. Especially not with the "he pays all the bills" line intended to destroy women.

You Have a Problem about the Bill payment....
But you don't see any thing wrong in the Woman locking him outside in the cold Numerous times.
you want him to die?

is this the Advise you will give your Blood brother

babakb:
So the child can grow in trauma while the [b]deadbeat [/b]dad looks for sanity

Men want kids but hate to take care of them.

Did you read the part : he is locked out so many times?
so he should just Sit there in the cold Every day till the Door is opened.
will he live long this way?

You will Advise this to your blood brother Right?

babakb:
Tomorrow if the child grows up and considers his father "A collateral damage" you will jump and blame the woman and accuse her of poisoning the mind of the child against his father.

Majority of men hate their children but they will never admit it, you will realize this whenever divorce occurs.

So the man should Sit outside(in the cold) till the Wife lets him in every week.
this way he will live Long Right?

your will Advise this your to Blood brother Right?

Kobojunkie:
This story get giant k-leg. How come your brother dey pay rent and all yet na government give them apartment and your brother pays child support ? Where in the world is this? 🥱🥱

The marriage should rightly end but since government no dey sleep for where dem dey, demand the woman go straight and ensure she file for divorce from the man in courts and ask that child support payments should be reviewed so that she can get more from your brother in the event that she is to raise the child all by herself and case closed. 🥱🥱🥱

As for the child, the woman should set him up to receive therapy and try her best to get him to accept what has happened now that he is still young and can maybe handle it much better. One thing she should absolutely never do is lie to him about the circumstances that led to the man also abandoning him. He gains more from knowing the truth and not having to have his brain diddle with lies for a long to only for him to be shattered later by the truth. 😩😩😩

So you don't see anything wrong in the Woman locking her husband outside numerous times.
I give up on you Junkie!
you are irredeemable!

KobolanderSegun:
A man has applied for a job for two companies that do the same thing.

Which job should the man take ?
(A) The one that offers him a higher salary or (B) The one that offers him a lower salary ?

A man vows to stay on a Mobile network then the mobile network has financial issues and the man can no longer browse

Should he
(a) stay without internet
(b) Jilt the mobile network for a more stable ( richer network )

Your Answers Prove Women are morally right to date and Marry The Highest Bidder

@kobojunkie, Come and help your Brother: Kobolander
his confused!

Offpoint1:
I'm proudly number one. If you don't apologize to me as a woman when YOU'RE AY FAULT forget about anything that has to do with communication with me.

Just dey your dey make I dey my dey until you're back to your senses.

I'm real, if I'm mad I'm mad, if I forgive I forget. No pretense

What if she use their usual tactic:
instead of Apologizing, Shift 'Yansh' put for him body or face for night!
you wont still bulge?

muyico:
I gat the man blame,
Body no be firewood!
Why u go married put for Nigeria,
And U stay abroad,
In this 21century!
And you expect her to be faithful??
Even d1 we dey f*ck everyday self, do cheat, talkless of once in a while

if this happened in Nigeria,
What do you think would have happened if she was taken Abroad

g0ldenval:
i love when men are desperate
playing them gives me so much joy

Question for You:

Do you this that Ex Boyfriend will also stay with her?
She will Eventually See Shege too...

Pursuing Love is like pursuing shadow

Goldrosewine:
Inspo thread

https://www.nairaland.com/8588527/well-kitted-armed-soldiers-burkina

Mess go fit Escape this Outfit so?
comfort is key!

Hackman1994:
My mumu Gf told me , she has one man that can help me with job that I should pay money.
I paid 200k money through her to give to the man for upto 4 months nothing.
One story to other

check if your GF just bought a new Wig?

showboy2301:
I may not understand everything you are saying but let me tell you something, DON'T DIE YET PLEASE. What will your enemies say about you? That they won?

lol, even the Enemies will die too.
no one is Escaping Alive...

Ade1177:
The only way to enjoy life is to stop chasing money


I figured that out 3 yrs ago


One mumu sit down and designed paper and put designs on it, then ask people to start working like monkeys so you can give them paper

Or digits on a computer screen

They term it money


I will rather live my life the way I like it,



Just imagine a world where Money is eradicated,


Who is the wicked person that invented the concept of money sef

Life would have been so easy

If you need something, you go and get it

Don't tell me crime will increase, because now that there is money, 99% of crime is because of this same money!!!!!!!

i'm sure you just closed from Work or Business while Typing this....
Looking for money to pay for one need or the other

LibertyRep:
Why is the majority in the US?

This is something Africans must not copy.

Man go toil dey and night only to be stripped of his hard earned money by the court, most especially in a divorce he didn't initiate.

The game is rigged against men.

Unfortunately,
Na MEN still made that Judicial Law Againt MEN to favour Women

Nastrademus:
Sh*ts like this can not happen in Africa, after my divorce, I vow never to remarry again, I just wanna be there for my kids and enjoy my rest of mind

Just thinking,
what if you fall critically ill ,
who will Drive/Move you around to see Doctors from hospital to hospital?

i have been look for answer to this Question for some years now...
i have found non...

that why i asked you...

Play along and Gather Evidence.
You too, Keep your Options Open. She just Dropped to position 20 on your list
just enjoy the ride for now bro.

treesun:
Please who is using antimatter!

I have BrotherMatter.
i dey find buyer
i dey find Dealers

Racoon:
Psychos suffering from depression taking his venge on poor innocent children. Hope he gets his ass cooled off in a cellar.

Read the Write up to the End!

SpencerForbes:
I don’t see her getting out of this mess anytime soon. Even if she has a point, they’ll definitely find a way to flip the narrative against her.

But on a more serious note, we all know many of our police officers are completely unprofessional, but that still doesn't justify getting into a physical fight with them. There are better ways to handle these things without putting yourself in a tight corner.

she has flipped the narrative by her self

Rindo69:
What you have described under PAYE is incorrect or rather not very clear.


You do not pay 15% on your salary if you earn between 800k and 3m. You pay 15% on what is leftover after deducting the tax free earnings.

So if you earn 800k, as you stated, you pay 0 tax. However, if you earn 850k, [b]you only pay 15% on the 50k [/b]and not on the 850k . And if you earn 3m you pay 15% on the 2.2m not on 3m.

You get can additional tax relief if you rent . You get 20% of your annual rent deducted as well. So if you earn 900k, you remove the 800k tax free allowance . If you live in a 1m naira rental property, you deduct 20% of 1m which is 200k so if you earn 900k, you pay no tax.

Note that the rental deduction is up to a maximum of 500k....so even if you pay 4m rental, you dont get 800k deduction, you get only 500k.

Now what if you earn 5m...first you deduct 800k. You have 4.2m left. You then pay 15% on the next 2.2m and then 18% on the remaining 2m...and so on. So your salary is taxed in two different percentages. So 5m salary doesnt mean you pay 18% tax outright but 15% on the 2.2m and 18%on the remaining 2m.

if you check the Write up well, check Q. 15
you will see : NEXT 2.2 M @ 15% : that is same as what you are saying bro. Na just English.

Kobojunkie:
@Brain54, I hope you read this part well, for next time you think that there are women who love being abused.

KokoJunkie,
I trust you to be Here!

professore:
men cannot abandon their job, but men should find time for family instead of friends. Look at every beer parlour, it is full of men and their friends, yet men don't abandon their job because of that. So men should spend that time with their kids instead. Same thing goes with football, watch it at home with your family to bond, it is better, but may not be as interesting as watching with friends, but we should focus on family time. This is thought.

hahahahahhahahahah

You want to finish the Little joy remaining is man's life.
How can you Advise Leaving beer and football.

You want kill man pata pata

correctguy101:
Huh... I don't know what it'll be like. But I'm sure I'll prefer to kick jerrycan if I'm ever reduced to that. What's the point of living? I was once dependent
on mummy and daddy because I couldn't even think for myself let alone handle normal human matters. So after being able to take care of myself and others, I'll now let my own Royal Self revert to such helplessness? I might not tell anyone but I'll surely exit myself from existence...

I know I'm very casual with things like that as I've explored it before just to check something about myself back when I was younger.

hmmm. i understand that feeling...
that means you Hate being a burden to others....

ultraviolet27:
I am surprised many male nairalanders are even blaming the men thank God many of you be man too and you go old I pray you no go jam manipulate wives and seriously seun needs to do something about this spam bot that will just be banning people anyhow if not your forum members will reduce drastically imagine one can't express herself again even when your comment had no insults you will be banned!

Back to the topic I am a woman and I wonder how a Dad whose job description doesn't permit him closing before 7 will bond with the kids on weekdays if not only on weekend my mum was a retired teacher later became a principal who closes by 2:30 to 3 at times while my dad a lecturer and sometimes Hod closes by 6 and even after that organises meetings and seminars too so who will have time to bond with the kids more if the job description were reversed won't it be our dad who will bond with us more? still doesn't make my mom not loving us too especially as my mum also have holidays which will make her available to the kids more compared to my dad who even in his 8 years of lecturing I didn't think he had sabbatical more than 3 times and that was to further his studies

It's the job of a good wife to still impart in the kids that despite their dads job schedule doesn't allow him have enough time doesn't mean he isn't still caring for them more kids value things that are physical to them even though it's minute and perishable than more important things that will last more and will better their future my mom buys clothes and shoes for us yet we we will appreciate it more and even complained that my dad don't do this for us my mom will then caution us that so our dad who pays our school fees,buy books,take us for medical care ,and buys foodstuffs don't also care for us?or are they not even more important than shoes and clothes that will fade and tear and that we should always appreciate him the more also but you know some other wife's will never correct their kids and let them assume their father isn't loving or caring to them?
I am a mom now also and I understand better I take care of both my parents even my dad more because I understood his sacrifices for us.

even when he started living with an hereditary delibitating illness which exhausted him and was later involuntarily retired,was owed his pension and arrears for few years before he was paid and my mum became the sole breadwinner she never made it known that all the tuition fees and materials she bought for us while in the higher institutions didn't come from my dad, even though we knew the reality then never did she rub it on his face or let it potray to her own family.
my mum could never leave her husby and travel for a week even when we had grown up and could cook she could never travel then more than a week probably because they are destined for each other when my brother wanted to name his son in Ibadan and my mum was invited both my parents couldn't go because of dads health and he couldn't drive his car at a long distance again I even thought my mum will stay like 3 weeks to familiarize with the baby mbah o after 6 days she ran back to ekiti though her in-law (my brothers wife mum) was there too despite she knew I and our last born was with my dad then: we were keeping him company and still taking care of him we were even old enough to be married too then oo

my mum will warn us that if any of us is abroad and wants her to come visit or live permanently she isn't going without her husband but many of our nowadays mother's can never do that how can you abandon your man at old age to go live with your kids?if I use the correct word now bot will ban me and it isn't as if it's because she was my dad's only wife even that was how her grandmother whom she took after her character was she was loving,loyal,and devoted till the end and she wasnt her great grandpa's only wife.
society isn't fair on men so I prefer they even marry more than a wife at least all of them won't neglect him for the kids at old age

I pray my son marries someone who will love him unconditionally as my mom loves my dad so also should you nairaland men pray to marry a woman like my mum who is also wise may you not jam a manipulative,unfeeling,self centered woman who will render all your sacrifices on your kids as a waste!!

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maasoap:
I enjoyed your unbiased contribution. I'm for polygamy but if it doesn't work out, I'm equally open to adoption. I have been thinking about the two in recent time. I want kids in my house for as long as I can train and handle them

To train , na money o

school, transport, feeding, medicals, including your own at old age too
its not an easy task financially

correctguy101:
Its normal na.

Hope you're treating ya own father differently?

Personally, I don't think I mind it all. I've always been one that loves being alone. I might miss someone but to constantly have people around me? It's somehow na.... When I can't get things done and will be needing someone all the time, will be when I'll expire. Gods forbid badt thing..

Kobo said some strange people studied whatever and their conclusion is to blame men. Chai.... Men don suffer for these people hands...

living alone is really nice. But the only Worry is ill heath.

I remember a Scene at the general hospital some time ago....

The man was alone on Admission (on bed, cannot move)....
The nurses were asking him.... don't you have kids, wife or relatives that can help go get/buy the Injections you'll need at the pharmacy?
He was told: when you get the injections, let us know!

I cringed at the realization that you will need relatives COMPULSORILY.
Old age alone is Scary!!