₦airaland Forum

WatchYourSix:
Even though a woman doesnt want you,, she will still want you to remain her mumu that she would exploit his feelings from time to time and make her self feel good

na their way….

100%
It a very Stranger Behaviour...

she will say "I can't date you"....But expect you stay and beg
she will say "I'm not ready for a Relationship"....But gets Angry when you move on to the next lady
she will say "I don't like you".....But Send me 10k, My Gas is finished

very Strange indeed

Mariangeles:
Nobody cares to ask "what makes them grow that fast?"

Nowadays, humanity is in a hurry, that's why they're leaving in a hurry.

What we have now...could be Chemical Chickens!

Racoon:
Great rescue there by these indefatigable fire department guys. How did the child got his head stuck in that iron bars is a story for another day.

Was his head soft or elastic? Perhaps he was like that mercury dissolving character T-1800 in Terminator-2.

imagine if there no Men on Earth.....

Reference:
The value of the naira. Not to talk of inflation.
The investment today is a net loss in real terms.

exactly
This ₦20,000 18 Years o vs ₦50,000 today,
Which one is more valuable or has higher purchasing power?

dre11:
You have said it all
All this half truth, content makers, and false narrative made me sick of following trends

so what is 50k compared to 20k of 18 years ago?
do they have same purchasing power?

think am well...

erad:
That's definitely not what the man said...

The 5k plus is the profit after 18 years. So 20k shares is now worth 25k plus. I don't know if you people intentionally twist things or you just lack the ability to comprehend.

so, This ₦20,000 18 Years o vs ₦25,000 today,
Which one is more valuable or has higher purchasing power?

Mattswaggz:
Those who bought Dangote shares right now.... .

The laughable problem is that the 5,000 is used to buy the share in 2026 (will likely be greater in Value/ purchasing power) than
the 20,000 it might have become in 10 years time (2036).

due to inflation.


so sad....

dgitrader:
Using the documented 2007 public offer as the best proxy for "~20 years ago" (Fidelity's earliest listing in May 2005 was via bank merger, not a cash public offer — the first real public offer was Sept–Nov 2007 at ₦8 per share):
Units bought:
₦20,000 ÷ ₦8 = 2,500 shares
Value today (using recent trading levels around ₦19–20.50/share):
2,500 × ₦19.20 ≈ ₦48,000
2,500 × ₦20.50 ≈ ₦51,250
So a straightforward, no-dilution, no-dividend-reinvestment estimate puts the raw share value today at roughly ₦48,000–₦51,000 — call it ₦50,000 as a round number.


What's not adding up?

This ₦20,000 18 Years o vs ₦50,000 today,
Which one is more valuable or has higher purchasing power?

Plentydreams:
This girl I barely resumed talking to her and I decided to gift her 15k in naira for her breakfast and she sent me,"good morning thanks" should I be concerned, because the proper culture of an African is supposed to be with proper gratitude,note that I am not asking her out,we have known for a while but I only felt like gifting her.


PS; this is only for the Yoruba's culture

is it for Garri?

jaxxy:
They are doing business not love.

A beautiful girl once walked into my office and we got talking, she ticked ALL my boxes infact i never believed in love at 1st sight but this girl made me a believer, it wasnt love at 1st sight, it was love at 1st glance. She looked like a model from the boys2men life magazines and indeed i was to later discover she was actually a model. She actually did it to fund herself through school.

Then one cool evening while i was thinking about how i was gonna put a ring on it like my crush beyounce sang, Shawty asked me for money.. yes money. Immidiately i knew this budding relationship was going nowhere and wasnt going to stand the rain talkless of the test of time, still hoping against hope i proceeded to ask her a series a questions cos i didnt want to believe she didnt have family or friends to run to b4 me.

Unsatisfied with her answer neverthless i gave her the money. It was supposed to be a loan but i knew i wouldnt ask for it back and she didnt bother to return it either.

This was the begining of the end of my relationship with my would be, could be wifey.

You dey lend woman money in 2026?
otilor.

some possible responses:
1. You mean you want to collect it back, You are wicked!
2. you are bigger than that money nau...
3. Baby, I thought you loved me? how can you tell me to pay you back?

WOW.

Nlfpmod...This needs to be on Front page o....


we need to stop all these

inoki247:
Lol sending Email Baba fit dey leave trail Incase in future if divorce wan go show....


Evidence go too dey.....

wow. that another angle!....
The guy na Documentation Guy

The most dangerous people on earth...are people that Document!
ask HR

3Dee:
I was once given a wrong medication o. Before I left the hospital, I check the drugs and they don't look familiar so I checked on Google and found it was for ulcer. I only complained of back ache and boom they gave me ulcer drugs. When I complained, they discovered they switched my drugs at the pharmacy with someone else's.

Thank God you Double Checked sha!
Me, i Question them till they get Angry
i want to know the result, interpretation, the meds given and the function of each med

Kingpele:
Naturally na patient get their records but your doctor is given the record to keep in trust for you...first to monitor your health and well-being..offering services that could help you overcome your health challenges....one can't be the one suffering illness and another person will own his or her records

Are you Sure?
If you think you own the record,
Try Snaping your test result in the front of a nurse or medical personnel

If you see their reaction, Your vision go first blur!

3Dee:
The hospital of course. I tried snapping my medical record one day because I wanted to complain to my HMO about the drugs I was given, hospital said my HMO doesn't cover the drugs and gave me an alternative. If you see the speed at which the nurse snatched the record from my hands and even reported me to their medical director. I went to the MD to explain and he was like, their policy doesn't allow patients to go with their information. As how now😡

Exactly what happened to me too!
i don't Understand why i would not be Able to see, snap and keep a snap copy MY OWN FILE and RESULT!!

they just expect to tell me to take the med they give me without Questions...

Some of them Even Refuse to Answer Basic Questions like:
1. what did you observe in the test
2. is it a critical condition?
3. what med is this? and what is this med to do for me?

very wicked people!!

Sonofgod1990:
I could have loved to give her 200k. How can I locate her please

I Believe this is what the Video is for....
Soliciting for Funds to Complete it.!

people are Stategic
They Know how to get Pity

Bahamas95:
Very useless politicians, na this update dem take pack osusu dat year.





Thunder fire all of them!

You remember the Palliates Warehouse Invasion in many States !

dam2000:
The year some die and some became rich in billions.

People in Pharmacy!

Mirasteel:
The fake and fabricated count? 😂😂😂

That Industry Allegedly Created The Virus (not effective here),
Created the Scare,
Created a Big Market Place for Their Products (Sanitizer, Face Mask, etc)
and then Created the Massive Panic Through Media
and then Created the Count down to the Vaccine Production

Remember the Covid Palliatives (Your Numbers must be high to get it from the international Community)


What a Terrible Period in History.
A lot of Jobs were Lost!!


The time i knew it was all FLUKE was the PROTEST in Lekki (imagine the Number of People without Protection: October 2020)

Gbadugbakun:
When would seun fire all his mods and replace them with Ai? 🤔

You say Watin?
What's Going on Here?

Xscape1993:
Which way Nigeria? It is well...

Politicians Re-grouping....
Nigeria Don Cast...

floss:
She needs to start submitting her CVs to the right channels… and it will be in this format;

I Chloe, I’m 39 years old single, I have/don’t have kids (specify),

-State your academic achievements

-State your career achievements

-State personal milestone you’ve accomplished

-State your body mileage with complete medical results and lab tests to back it up

-List all your social media accounts and handles
How much is currently in your savings account ( you can give an estimate)

-State if you’re a product of a single mom

-State areas that are still natural in your body ( if you haven’t undergone any body modifications indicate as well)

-Do you see taking care of the home as a job ?

Note: Every Detail will be thoroughly checked and verified upon arrival.

With the above well detailed, and submitted to the right channels, you’ll definitely get a match and before the end of the week, you’re married

Nice one, Add this:

List what you will bring to the table in a Relationship.

pussyphilia:
That's why women need to be discreet in such situations. They must not tell the other man who got them pregnant when they want to pin the pregnancy on their husbands. If the impregnator is not aware, there won't be problem in the future.

UNBELIEVABLE COMMENT

pussyphilia:
This is what I have been saying in the issue. In many parts of Nigeria, especially Igbo tribe, any child born in a marriage belongs to the husband regardless of paternity. Even if the couple are separated and the wife got pregnant by another man during the separation, such child belongs to the husband unless bride price has been returned to the wife's family. In some cases, if the man died after marriage without his own child, the wife is encouraged to get pregnant from outside in order that the family does not close.

if you father another man's child and the other man come to claim the child after 20 years,
DNA will be Done by Nigerian Lagal System (Not your traditional court)
and he will take his kid from you

Also, if you were to travel to some Countries, DNA is cumpulsory.
if you find out after 35 yrs that your son is not Yours...You will not even have the Courage to say what your said above

you will be too devastated to even claim him

saintopus:
The pastor is right, as an Ijaw man, I know that as part of the Ijaw culture any child born by your wife belings to the husband.
This is true of what I met in the early 80s growing up as child.
There was no need for DNA, there are even cases of clear difference in the family but the man will just accept it. Sometimes those children will rise to be the breadwinner in the family.
I will never conduct a DNA test even if billions of dollars on the children.
I don't have any need for one because my children are my photocopy.

you just messed up you entire comment based on this last Statement.
what if they are not your photocopy?

VOsimhen144:
Why do you think Tinupoo paused the Tax system he implemented?

He's patiently waiting for his second term in office so he can start the Tax system,

he know if he starts the tax system now the hardship will be demonic and would affect his re-election.

I can't wait to see Nigerians suffer so hard next year, I will NOT help anybody to survive next year .

This you statement Shock me o

Osiris12:
the day we sack Apc from all the elective positions in Nigeria . It’s now known that your principal is clueless

the Problem is that No matter the Party, its same Set of people...moving from A to B to C and then Back to A again

PlasmaTV:
Nafdac has turned to nonsense since the death of Madam Dora.

SON is a big joke.

Even Toothpaste is half-filled with AIR now...
including the popular Brands and they are Expensive too.

'Expensive AIR'

P1PrinceKT:
Unnecessary billing. Okay I believe you're married.

Go and tell your wife that today someone gifted you ₦5 million, end the conversation with 'I realy love you my wife,' after that don't say any word again.

After 30 mins come and reply me.

YOU be Correct G for this Example!!

You need to be secretive too.
too much Financial Exposure will lead to her Planning your Pocket for you !

P1PrinceKT:
Tell her 'I love you' the next 30 minutes would be bills from her, in this regard women are manipulative who uses every weaknesses of a man as an opportunity to cash out.

SPOT ON.
You Know the Drill.

Act Angry or worried,
Give Excuses about low pay or Funds...
just to escape or minimize Unnecessary bills

if you get too Excited or too Romantic, Na bill go follow am!

NwaNimo1:
Make sure tax is paid on the figures disclosed

Are from FIRS?
that that one concern you??

Orlandoo:
Nothing last forever. Same fate awaits the satanic APC in future.

sadly, the new party in the future will still contain people that came from the OLD Ones,
it's just Reshuffling!

don't get Excited!