₦airaland Forum

easzypeaszy:
B4 Tinubu, my salary was 150k
Rent 204k
After May 29, 2023...My God fearing Boss increased
Now 300k
I still pay 204k
But planing to relocate to 500k to 600k
My December Salary and 13TH Months covers it.
I also do contributions of 30K Den added 50k
Paying rent of 500k no be issue for me at all.

Dont MOVE YET.

wait till this TPain Leaves....if NOT....

invest your savings.....

classicfrank4u:
Two funny tribes, after beefing themselves online them go still go marry offline

EXACTLY!!

Winks2:
I witnessed this live. Thank God for his life

You are One of the CREW??
Good JOb

EmperorCaesar:


Here comes Pity Giiiirriiigoory the world-renowned loser and useless article writer


The VP left for an important international meeting(that has to do with global investment ) that was coincidentally scheduled to take place at a time when the President was already on leave, what was the VP supposed to do?


According to research, the IQ is geographically influenced and the IQ of an average Nigerian is 77, I guess that tells us why there are mob supporters of a man with no independent thinking than throwing around some uselessly dumb critiques

LOL You mean Investment to Borrow More Money ....

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

Out of the one billion

I can bet my balls

160 millions are Nigerians

With all the HUNGER Everywhere,
How come APC still won in EDO ?

Chingyyy878:
I still dey wonder if people wey dey support APC dey live in the same country with us cos how inflation go dey hit you hard yet you dey support your oppressors.

Omo! This juju strong!!

I still dey wonder if Yarimo, legendhero, freestuffsng etc be human or bot.

Even with the Hunger everywhere?
APC still won in EDO.

Do you know what that Means?

Hausa:
Bimbo Akintola that year. What a beauty!
Probably first heard about her around the late 90s period. There was this movie then. Omo, I don forget the name.

Those years of young ladies, there was her, Regina Askia, Sandra Achums, Ken Henshaw, Stella Damascus, Omotola Jaalade, and other ladies I can't remember. Ann Njemanze too.

Not sure I remembered Genevieve and Rita Dominic around that 90s period.
E don tey sha!

You are talking About DIAMOND RING i guess.
she was one of the hottest back then

whippersnapper:
From the comments above it's safe to say Nigeria is still in stone age. They've left us behind in the grand scheme of things. Just last week i bought a bike that doesn't use fuel for 1.8 million I only get to charge it with light. And someone is baffled on how a generator can operate without fuel.

SMH in disgust

Do you charge it with the Normal 220 v Nepa Light?
or you have to buy a special Charging Unit?

How much is the BAttery only, when its time for Replacement?

vizboy:
Yeah. Why they continue to kill us with their useless policies.

Thunder fire all of them.

i Hear they are About to BAN Sachet Water in Lagos!

They want to Squeeze our Neck to Death with Terrible Murderous Policies/implementations

Solidex:
I am begining to to be disappointed at Dangote, and my respect for him has actually reduced by half after going through this article. My reasons ;
He is obviously trying to emotionally, and sanctimoniously garner the sympathy of Nigerians, while blackmailing the FG for his own selfish gain. It's all a tactic to compel the FG to supply him crude for his business.

This has become more obvious as Dangote could not significantly give Nigerians a cheaper gasoline, and he has been dilly-dallying with making the prices of his products known to Nigerians.

He is a crook that should be checkmated closely.

Now I can see, why the FG is yet to put a stop to importation of pretroleaum products despite being fully aware of its potential adverse effect on our economy.

exactly....
He used us....

and then sign Terrible Price to us as a Massive shocker

9jatriot:
You can tell that these kinds of people who do not even run a small sachet water, yet they want to tell me a man who took on a big project like one of the biggest in the world how he is supposed to run it.

Nonsense and ingredients.

So why was He crying to the Public for Sympathy when things were Against him in the Crude issue?

Now he has gotten what he wants as a Result to of Public Pressure....

Now he has Disappeared behind the curtains to Dish out "I AM A BUSINESS man first before being a NIGERIAN 'rubbish

ok sha

ednut1:
I remember when dangote was crying . Now he has gotten his way baba no send us again 😂

The GUY don Quiet....
We nor hear him voice Again....

OLAADEGBU:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpWQbBYpaUw?si=hJ_ejmdhuFIPQzZ-



[color=orange]SaharaReporters[/color]

Reminds me of ANDROIDS in DOCTOR WHO!

BigYash:
If care is not taken,she will still ask the golden question later on ..

What have you ever done for me?..

He will now answer,but I deprived myself to get a phone for you..

She will now say.. Did I force you ?

No be today men don dey suffer themselves to please who no send their papa sha ..

1000% Corrrect!!

Add this:

I can call Someone who will Send you Back the money Sharp Sharp.

Ungrateful at the Highest Level!!

AllBlack:
it is not a waste oh.
it will be added to predisetial fleet.

i didn't say presidential oh! 😁

Who go Enter am...

tuoyoojo:
Lol

This don't change anything. They still worship T-pain

Come 2027 they would still vote him in again

Nigerians love wicked leaders and hate the ones that show empathy

it a Nationwide thing.....

How come APC still Won in Edo?

People were practically Selling their vote to the highest Bidder party....
go and Ask..

Poverty has been Weaponized....Nation Wide

BigDawsNet:
Omo this series go long


A whole correctional facility has no cctv

of course he dey lie....
he hesitated naaa.

very obvious

Negroid001:
We dey your back bro

I like this Guy too....But i dont Know why He plaits his hair like a woman too...

Jman06:
Don't mind them o. That's the tactic many of the greedy Nigerian traders use to cheat buyers... If they tell you a high price for a commodity and you try to bargain, they'll make it look like you're bargaining because you are broke and can't afford the item.

They use that strategy to make more money from naive guys who always want to give the impression that they are rich even when they maybe struggling financially. As for me, I bargain very well whenever I go to market to buy things because I don't pluck money from trees. Even if my bank account is loaded at the time, I still bargain to get fair prices for the stuffs I want to buy. Call me broke, I don't care mehn!

Exactly!!

overall90:
Incase you don't know, these loans are the genesis of most of our problems because this creditors give you stringent conditions and these conditions involve removing any form of subsidy to the masses so that money will be available for repayment.
And in the unfortunate case of Nigeria,these monies even get looted without achieving much of what the funds are meant for.

I Heard Some of these Organization FORCE YOU TO TAKE THE LOAN....

Dalohad:
If not for Solar, I would be living like a caveman..

How much did you spend total?
How many Batteries?

Natbrowny:
See d case of cross dressings too. Its embarrassing.. And since its not banned or control. Kids not yet born will grow to see it as normal.

One was even telling me that I'm mad for wishin bobrisky death. Asking me how does Bob's lifestyle affects me? Imagine.

So i shud wait till it affects me b4 condemning it

Its also sad that the VDM too Plaits hair.....
and he is After BOB. Not know he is Roughly on the same Pathetic LANE.

Really sad...

Natbrowny:
Masculinity on the Decline.

Men behaving, dressing and acting like women.

Pathetic. So many social changes around the world.. Dumb changes at that

A very Serious Decline!
in the next 10-20 years....80% of men would have turned Women.

Plating/Braiding Hair
Painting nails
fixing nails
Painting Lips
Using Earring.

wow. Really sad....

immortalcrown:
You are just joking. Chargeables are not labelled with their names but with their owners' names. It is clear that the aboki was disrespectful to her.

Relax , Na Skit

ok

Tekashi89:
I've noticed that most guys in my neighborhood are broke but they keep bringing different types of girls home.
Note these are not hookup girls or oloshos but girls who live in the neighborhood and girls who've got shops or help their mothers in our areas market. My question is how do these broke guys manage to be successful with them as in what do they tell these girls

ok Noted

tensazangetsu20:
Honestly, if you’re still in Nigeria and have plans to relocate abroad, especially as a single man, I strongly advise staying single. The rumors you’ve heard about black men not being in demand abroad or not being loved are completely false.

Back in Nigeria, I was ugly. If I got a girl’s number, she would either block me or ignore my messages. My last girlfriend before leaving Nigeria was by sheer luck—I still don’t know how it happened. But when I moved abroad, it felt like I’d transformed into a supermodel. It got to the point where I had to delete my dating apps because I’m focusing on earning certifications to boost my income, and managing conversations with so many women became overwhelming. Even approaching women in real life yields the same results—if I approach 10 women, 8 of them want me as their boyfriend.

I can’t explain it, but if you’re a Nigerian guy and you’re single with plans to move abroad, preserve that status. The quality of women I’ve met in terms of beauty and their achievements is far beyond what I ever imagined getting back in Nigeria.

Because it you, i believe u

AntiChristian:
I for dey Sweden Lai ds o!

Lalami3232:
Some vulnerable men will fall for this piece of bullshit that says "if you trust your partner, no need for DNA test". See the way dem dey seriously buy excuses for paternity fraud by also saying "the test results may b e wrong" bla bla bla . Now I see reasons why DNA test dey expensive, so that many men won't be able to afford it. Dear men, I'm not trying to spoil your mind but the truth is that you need DNA test to know your stand.
I read on this same platform sometime ago that a guy broke up with the fiancee because she visited the ex some few days to her wedding. Let's imagine the guy didn't find out about the incident and they later got married. Who do you think will likely be the father? Funny enough, that "goodbye sex" wey most of these non-virgins aka boreholes dey give, they don't use condom because they want it fresh and warm.
A word is enough for the wise!!! It changes nothing if you discover that the child is yours. Rather, it build a stronger bond between you, your wife and your children. First and last children and majorly the suspects.
Don't be cajoled by the writeup, choose DNA test especially when she's not a virgin. If you live around yahoo boys, you will know why you can't trust women. Anyways, I won't vote anymore except a candidate promises that DNA test is free during birth. But as long as kpekus doesn't have "last seen" like WhatsApp, oga go for DNA test oooooo.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

i just Knew the Speech is from a WOMAN.

id4sho:
Some schools are requesting for annual payment

They want to collect annual Amount and JAPA to canada.
beware. Never you pay Annual

Antoeni:
So What FG is Trying to Say Is That Benin, Togo Universities Issues Bread Labels As Certificate ,
Ok See What Nigeria Graduate Wrote

Nlanalyst:
Doesn't matter how much you got in your account, a different form of happiness comes with this.
By the way, no woman, no girlfriend, no wife has ever returned any money found in this scenario.

Never!!