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vote idowingie
vote badosky obosky
vote aunty mi idowu

^^ Give me 5 good funny reasons why i should vote for you

lysaa:
more interesting.

whia for delta?

Delta north. . . Ukwuani. . . Ezionum. . . Satisfied? Now ya turn. Where were you "borned or birth"?

No, i be owie delta

lysaa:
U are in jokes section. .your posts don't count. .it is void of value to 'nairaland'. .someone give nueS a knock! It's like a beer parlour where u go to waste time and money no matter how much them u give up.

But hey, it's all good don't u think? U come here get silly n u're rewarded with a , , or a

^^

vote, I.D-Noble Idowingie
vote, badosky obosky
vote, aunty mi Idowu

^^ Wetin consign you?

I come de drive drivu draivu
I see one sisi wey im buttoms
Bigi passi drum droomu
I come de wonder wonder wonder
Say why panty e no dey tear
For dis kain ikebe
For dis ikebe. . .

¤¤ heaves a sigh ov relieve ¤¤

Ok, i thanks Godu o. Iv she has wanted my babakogbebe, i won't ba knowing how ta sent it and ba looking like strangar for moscow.

Iz nut storie. I iz honest man. Iv ya wantz it, i, me, myself will gif it ta u. I won't ba lying ta u, itz modest. . . abouta 7inches. How does ya want me tu sent it?

Usman

Who de dat pix? Ismaila abi adimeru?

Chei! Come and see wahala
I. D-noble, Efe and tanimz
Want tu share ma vote
Dilemma o ye dilemma
So i think ov watta do
Hmmm, ok, i knows wat ta do
I gif mine heart ta I.D-noble da badosky
I gif ma handz ta Efemena, Efeomena
And gif ma pric.k ta tannyz
That's da best me can offer
Hope ya all satisfy

^^ wat iz da mattar wit dis guy sef? Why iz ya talking different things na? Does you want El Guapo ta proof hez nut a gold diggar or ya wants him ta proof im loff fa lady46? Wat does u want?

Wat ar u talking about Ms Potato fa ya signature?

Aba roadside book seller. Na una type de trouble passengers for bus wit all manners of books and pamphlets

^^ wikilleaks

Fatty-bombom

Plenty Nolllywood dey for here o. . . . and i de enjoy the drama

^^ Ketool calling pot blakk

@ Bookmark: you wa too stubborn wit kokonut head. Ya donnot listen ta good hexplaneation and adfice.

Fa exampool, iv i said i get a bentley and u axe me fa proof ov ownership and i showing ya a bentley car key, iz dat prove dat da car belong ta me? No! Da real prove iz da car ownership certifikate.

So ma point iz, el guapo cannut prove dat he's nat a goldu diggar in jus writing "i no ba goldu diggar".

Ya cannut proof a virtue thru wordz. Ya can only proof it thru action.

A wordz were enough ta de wise.


@ El Guapo: iv dem still insisted on prove, ba telling dem stories like Nolllywood CD

Da issue iz nut dat he can proof it. Da issues iz. . . HOW does u expects him ta prove it?

I axed coz if he jus said "i'm nat a goldu diggar. . . o o o o. . . I be righteous eh eh eh eh. . . " how will ya knew dat he iz tolding dat truth?

Ladies like and chase him. . . . He's a gigolo

In a e-skool? How does u expect him ta prove it?

Omalichababy    

By da time dat pickin reach 7yrs old, e go don de do ganja

Ladyrsky46:
@ Mr O
E.G:I be pleasure groupz and VP is politrical partiez.
Pleasure groupz wanted politrical partiez to kicking out Bookmark so pleasurez group telling politrical partiez in angry face liking this --->


"KICK BOOKMARK OUT OR WE QUITING(your money go down)"
Who is phuck up Stud?

Mtchew! itz lik u iz not having textbuk. Go and be buying it from efe.

Tu answer da kwestion, da functionz ov poli trickal partiez iz

1. Ta build gofament afta whinning elektion.
2. Ta provide platform fa peoplez ta ba contesting
3. Ta serve az opposition partie tu prevented da dicktatorship ov da ruling partie

4. To be makin money from solding membership cards
5. Etc etc etc


Now wat are da functionz ov pleasure groupz?

No mind dat esama

Now can somebody ba tellin us da functionz af politrical partiez and pleasure groupz?

Efe owe mine a apologize fa wantin tu dump ma fa bookmark da randy lekturer. Anyway, me loff diss klass so mush dat i connot be leaving it fa anytin.

Now let us ba starting politrical science lekture. Awa topik fa 2day iz "politrickal partiez and pleasure groupz"

Now, wat iz a politrickal partie? It iz da associaton ov pepul wu come 2geda fa da purpose af convertin en doing elektion. On da oda hand, pleasure groupz iz a group af pipul whos major aim iz tu pleasure da gofament ta do watever dey want. Fa exsample, if Efe were da gofament and Mr. O iz da pleasure groupz and Mr. O want Efe ta do road project fa da community, Mr. O can pleasure Efe ta build da road.

puskin:
Indeed, U r a very satisfied customer  and U are very correct. oweniwe's case is beyond comprehension.

. . . . . and as for your glo SIM not connecting. . is the SIM activated for glo 3G . . . .if not, dats the kind of error u'll be getting.

No talk like dat na. I really appreciate your helps. The screen shot posted by shilohboy was not the same on my system. I had to uninstall and reinstall Mtn fastlink before it started browsing again.

Once again, i really appreciate your helps. Thanks