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Dear lovely, beautifull, gracefull, adorabull and gentull lady46, read da poem ta improve ya poetic instincts, betta ya reading skillz, and make ya a good writer

Ladyrsky46:
Errm erm Oweniwe, me I do not understood you at all.

i means ta say dat ya are a mommy's baby, me i waz not a daddy's baby

tanimz:
Adult education ke? Me, I'm a natural English speaker. I growed up in a house filled of English professors.

Okay, I forgave you for your unreasonable outburst.

i'm nat proud
i'm a humble anda gentulman
thank u hail mary
for answering ma praya

@ lady46:

ok, i'll ba calling ya skye. . . oh. . . I'll be calling ya lady46. Ya hold da yam and da knife. Itz really a beautiful name.

I can ba seeing ya love ya mummy sa much. Ya must ba a mommy's baby. Bat fa me, itz a entirely different stories

My papa used ta yab me
Dat i don't greeet elderz guud morning
I used to wonda wonda wonda
How many goodu mornings
Am i gonna hav ta greet
Ta de plenty elderz around
Ta me, goodu morning multiplied
Iz just plainly hypocrisy

tanimz:
Hehe . . . You think I didn't know?

tanimz:
Efe, why do you modified my sentence? I reserved my comment sha.

I should reported your money school institution to the board of educa-shun, but I dey keep quiet. Didn't provoke me o!

tanimz:
^^ Please pardoned her. She go reconsider you. Please didn't be angry.

ok, i can be seeing dat ya gramma isz improving small by small so i will not be rushing ya. Now don't be minding ma earlier outbursting jor. Adult ejukashion iz now working on ya      

^^ Yeah ma'am! I gat ya! Now wherz da new babe. . .

@ ladyrsky46: yhello babe, yo wa very welcom to diz noble, ambitious, anda excellent institue. **pecks her hand**

Erm. . . Ladygaga. . . oh sorry. . . I meant ta say ladyr. . . oh, ya names so sweet ta pronounce dat i wanna bit na tongue. By the way, lemme giv ya a betta name. I'll be callin ya skyelady. Hope ya like day name. . . oh, yeah, ya are now smiling. . .

By the way, ma tie's suffocating. . . **removes tie and looses a few bottons** . . . Oh skyelady, hmmm, ya can be seeing da hair on ma chest. . . de are sweeting me coz de are so happy ta see ya. Be looking ma profile pix ta see how happy de are. Hmmm. . . Ya so beautifull. . . yeah, full af beauty.

**looks at rolex watch** now skyelady, i don't want ya ta be vexing fa Efe coz af school fees. Ya see, yo are an ajepako. Ya can only pay N250. We wanna turn ya to ajebutter so ya can ba enjoying life ta itz fullest. When ya pay £250 pounds, we do mathematricks and ya £250 becomes £225,500. Itz ya own good babe.

Now go and ba meeting efe ta pay ya fees. Very soon ya becomes a ajebutter. Cheers

Attenshion klass! Tamarrow, we shall ba havin lekture on politrickal science aka Pol 123. Be going ta meet da vee-pee fa ya handouts and ya text books. Iz da klear? Fine!

@ tanimz:  ya and ya baddest languag. Now i'm seeing da reazin english's nat yet died. Its coz evri tyme wa kill english, ya resurrect t,it wi ya horribull gramma. Whaz da marra wi' u? Whyz u turnin awa labors ta vain?      

^^ Whatz da marra wi' you? Common carry ya 'holy pass' wi' ya away fram here

^^ Whatz da marra wi' you? Common carry ya devil wi' ya away fram here

Enyeama or osaze should be the capt. But from siasia's experience at egypt when he made an attacking mf his capt, i don't think he'll choose a striker as a capt again. He might also get d players to vote a capt themselves

Please check the link below. . . especially the patent parts. I'm sorry i can't copy and paste its contents coz i'm using phone

http://m.topix.com/forum/afam/TVD5MA1L2JPSQHU2C/p2

what do u think?

Scolari tried but his inflexible tactics was.nt so cool. . . all he does is wing play with little or no midfield. The other clubs studied the way we play. . . neutralise the wingers and chelsea found it hard to win games. I still remember that embarrasing 3-0 loss to man u. Chelsea is not a age grade team where u spend time teaching top players new tricks. What we needed then was urgent results but he choosed to experiment. . . Like cook serving her thirsty boss with warm coffe instead of a cold drink.

Mr bones, how were kukuvi land? I wanted to gone there for excursion. Can u be telling me how the place were like?

That if naija were to host the world cup pix. . .

Etisalat line: In my Sony Ericsson cybershot

Glo line: In my express music nokia

Mtn line:in my nokia 1202 white face

^^ I love this mama

@honeric: which dell model be dat?

Good thing is not cheap, cheap thing are rarely good. I'll rather have a 130k laptop that will last for let say 3yrs than a 80k laptop that'll begin to have problems within one year

Hi, my compaq presario cq 40 mother board or what ever they call it got burnt. I bought the goddamm compaq at april last year. The same laptop got a "duekuuf exe" virus i reported on this thread a few weeks ago. I have to get a new laptop quick coz my project is coming up soon. Kindly recommend a strong laptop of acer, toshiba or dell make. My budget is 130k. Abeg i no wan hear hp o. Hp/compaq laptops wahala too much. Thanks 

Hi, my compaq presario cq 40 mother board or what ever they call it got burnt so i have to get a new laptop quick coz my projeck is coming up soon. Kindly recommend a strong laptop of acer, toshiba or dell make. My budget is 130k. Abeg i no wan hear hp o. Hp/compaq laptops wahala too much. Thanks 

Hustles at computer village

Tell him to wash my boxers

Aunty mi be dat na. Na mermaid, yemo-eja o

I think he's from edo state

It were like, anytime i is not at skool, skool will be scattering why were this so?

What is The etymology of googles?

She doesn't tolerate bull shits

She doesn't tolerate bull shits

she wants to commit suicide with rope on her neck

We'll brainstorm