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Mine was in 2005. Our SS 2 govt teacher at Afro, Abeokuta gave us assignment on types on government say make we go print am from d net. So i followed my class mate to cyber cafe come de look computer like mumu. I wasn't happy about being a computer illitrate so the next evening, i used my pocket money to buy 3hours time. I didn't even know how to login. All the people there, including the cafe attendant- one stup.id girl were shouting at me say why i come burn my money? Luckily, church member came in and showed me how to make basic inputs. Since then, no looking back. I'm now very good at the computers but there's still a lot to learn as we all hav to update when new programs are developed

Mine was in 2005. Our SS 2 govt teacher at Afro, Abeokuta gave us assignment on types on government say make we go print am from d net. So i followed my class mate to cyber cafe come de look computer like mumu. I wasn't happy about being a computer illitrate so the next evening, i used my pocket money to buy 3hours time. I didn't even know how to login. All the people there, including the cafe attendant- one stup.id girl were shouting at me say why i come burn my money? Luckily, church member came in and showed me how to make basic inputs. Since then, no looking back. I'm now very good at the computers but there's still a lot to learn as we all hav to update when new programs are developed

I'v been trying to connect to d net from my glo mobile via opera mini since yesterday but its not going. I hav 80MB left on my data subscription. Configuration is "glo direct". I'm wondering if glo has blocked opera mini like mtn did. My location is kwale, delta state.

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Iz u torlking tu me?

*Prostrate for him*

Thank you o baba

Worship her

He looks like a wolf in sheep's clothing

Just smile at her

I iz sorry fa da shocking. . . but me cant teash about sometin (g- spot) i du nut hav effectively so me thought it'll ba better ta refer da students ta u

Help o. I wan change my profile pix but i can't find any save/upload button to to upload d new pix. Can someone help me out?

Chronic womanizer

He's a taxi driver in the yankee

El Guapo:
I was disliken biology tooooooooo much,Owe pls teach us minolotyret

wat iz minolotyret?

DaWizard47:
Plis Oweniwe Hexplane the G Spot topik hagain,  I'm not quite got it 

ok, i will hexplane again.

Da G- spot iz a small sweet area in da front wall of the totology between a sisi's legelege whish if stimulatz wi da fingar, pric.k, or dildoo can resulted into world shaking orgamz or edjackulation fa da sisi. I can't be saying mush abouta da g- spot coz i du not hav one btw ma legelege. Any oda kwestion should ba directed ta da VP coz she kno biology very wella and e gat g- spot

Attenshion klass! It iz tym fa biology lekture. We are gonna studiy some pants of da body. I wal ba startin wi da brain.

MEDULAR OBLONGATAR: Iz a part ov da brain whish iz below da grey mattar jast above da neck. Thiz part iz vary important ta da body. Injury ta da medular oblongatar might result in dead.

GRAFAGABRIEL SPOT: Diz iz also know az G- Spot. Thiz spot iz between da legelege of a sisi. da G- Spot dey sweet body like fried chicken sweet ta da tongue. I whish i has one btw ma legelege

STOMARK: Thiz iz da part ov da bodies where food that iz eaten is digestive. Wen ya eat food in da mouth, it iz mixted wit salivar and den sent tu da gullet. Da gullet will sent da food ta da stomark where it wil ba digestive intu nitrients whish iz send ta all partz ov da body.

OPTIKA NERVE: thiz iz used to seeing. Be taken guud care ov ya eyes and don't ba staying for d sun coz diz can resulted to cataract.

CORPORAL CAVERNOSA: Thiz tissue iz located just behind da cap of da pric.k. Da essens ov dis tissue iz dat if ya pric.k iz small, ya can be massaging da corporal cavernosa and ya pric.k will ba long like anaconda pric.k.

PITUITARY GLANDZ: Thiz gland releasez hormonez tat promote growth af da body, defelopment ov secondry sexual charactars, etc etc

iz dat clear? Any kwestion?

He he he he. . . . original bad mouthing full ground repete for here. See as una de dish abuse at una selves as if abuse be jollof rice

He's a chronic womanizer

slyopez:
After proper investigation and Iran is found guilty, nigeria and US WILL NUKE THOSE BUNCH OF IDIOTS AND WIPE THEM AWAY.

that would only multiply the problem fifty fold. And why would d US bomb iran over arms shipped to nigeria? Its not US's business na

Idowuogbo:
wetin u dey talk na egun u dey talk , abeg i no come folow topic cus al dis wan wey una dey speak like u get language deformity, i no fil am jare

iz meant ta say e-marriage witout usual husby anda waif wahala will ba very boring and a wan chi baby ta born idowu triplet coz i loff children

@ efe: Wai can't ya be taking rezponzibility fa ya miztake

Idowuogbo:
efe shey u no see me ni

aunty mi don't be vexing na

Idowuogbo:
na wah oo , u jus snap  picture , dey snap pointless polariod , if na e-marry u dey imagine your dream make sense sha  

e-marry? Wit No real husby and waify wahala? Common, dat will ba boring. I wantz chi baby ta born idowu. I dan't want taye & kehinde o. I want idowu; three baby chi baby  

Attenshion klass! Tumarrow, wa shall ba havin biology leckture. Go and ba meeting da vp fa ya practical handout. Iz da clear?

Aunty mi idowu, i wa nut shouting. I wa singing. I iz infatuating chi baby. Efe iz too hard and frigid ta get. Da ya think chi baby will mak a guud waif?

CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY CHI BABY

Suck her chest and labial honey pots

I think she's thinking about me

[quote author=too_soon link=topic=549831.msg7139803#msg7139803 date=1289719099]Mikel Obi will definately score today [/quote]amen

I affirm that i think he's iniquisitive. Why? Because

man+iniquisitive= journalist