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Ymodulus:
my friend will you keep quiet?  An igbo guy will never talk the way you did. I-d-i-o-t

     
what exactly is your problem that made u call me i.di.ot? Did i kidnap your mama?        

I simply said we should follow the due process when in a delicate situation like this and not do things anyhow. What is wrong with that? You no get sense?        

Don't u have any sense of diplomacy?      

If i jam your head eh. . . Bloody boko haram                      

Why u de lament na? What nigeria did was right:- Follow the due process. I don't see anything wrong with that

@ Mamaraim

do you have nyarsh?
Are u light skin?
Can u bleach?

No oofeinse

i is so happi ta see ya again CHI BABY CHI BABY i is so happi ta see ya again CHI BABY CHI BABY i is so happi ta see ya again CHI BABY CHI BABY i is so happi ta see ya again CHI BABY CHI BABY

Why tpia no dey d list?

Ray wilkins is going o. His contract will not be renewed and he's to leave wit immediate effect
http://m.chelseafc.com/mcs/publish/1234/7948

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1328755/Ray-Wilkins-axed-Chelsea-boss-Carlo-Ancelottis-right-hand-man.html?ITO=1490

what do u people think about this?

I'm not ready for marriage

Tell her to watch her weight

^^ u is wrongs! How kan a boring thread ba 58 paging long?

Whish course du u wantz me tu teash?

So how do u find riding 'machine' and keke? For me, i don swear say i no go ride anything wit 2 wheels again

None of una never ride machine? Not even im brother bicycle? Make una talk jor. How the experience like?

^^ why u de shake head?

Hi peeps. Can anyone here ride okada? What's your first time experience like?

For me, when i de for village (ezionum, ukwuani- delta)  everybody, including small girls de ride "machine". I come de jealous come tell ma cousin make e teach me ride. We come carry one skygo "woman bike" go isolated place go practise.

My cousin tell me: "start the machine like this, press the brake here, then turn 'vrom vrom', the bike will move. Oya start".

But cousin no tell me how to stop the machine.

So i 'enter' bike, electric start, put it in gear and vrom. . . the bike almost flew. I depressed the gear again thinking it was brake wit my hand still wrenching the accelerator. . .

My cousin wey de my back jump commot while i "flew" into bush. I was very lucky there was no tree nearby. The bike sped into a ditch and i fell off with my pric, k paining haarrd. Since then, i never try ride machine again.

So what's ya experience like? Pls share

Man city go win. I don't see how man u can neutralise city's midfield and penetrate their defence

@ el guapo: me win? thaz ma good boi

El Guapo:
Oweniwe was spark bad engrish 'why are Naija girls always playing hard to get',and me was taught he deserving polishment as a teacher for that mater

were u getting apollo for yor eyez?  Be reading ma statementing wella again. 

oweniwe:


why does naija girlz laik tu be playing "hard to get" so mush 

be comparing ma statements wi ya own. After, den go and be washing ya face wit bournvita so dat vitamin A-Z can enter ya eyez ta cure ya apollo

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=492003.msg7111313#msg7111313 date=1289336966]

u dis man! Me is tolding no be talking like that! [/quote]

why does naija girlz laik tu be playing "hard to get" so mush

I used to wonder
How many trillions
Of dry bones are in the earth
Since the time of Adam & Eve
Eva, Eva, e e e e e

Ebira

my laptop's mother board got fried so i'm on mobile for now. Check the link below and recommend a new laptop for me.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-301179.2752.html#bot

@ topic: he's too inquisitive

We'll play 'tinko tinko'

Egun

If he no play game in 24 hrs, he no go happy

^^ lucky chap

Studio CFR:
Oweniwe

Go hug efe

wow!
Efe my infatuator
be coming o be coming o
make i be hugging u 

DaWizard47:
Mr O, I hear you did not went to school? How u manage to knowed all this politiks

even de autocRATic abacha who told ya dat, wat do he knowz? Every time samone put joking, he will not be laughing. He will axe: 'where is the joke?'

next time, if ya needs facts about gold (myself) don't be hearing the wordz af da carpentar (stu. . .

Fyi, i gat 1st klass for educashion mgt

good nait. I wanna dream af me & efe playing chess and . . .

El Guapo:
Mornachical,Plutocratical,Theological,Mercurialical,Fazimical and even Nazimical

dez are nut types of leadership. De are types of governmint

i can only teash wat efe wants. efe doesn't wants ya tu be like Obatala (monarchic), bebeto musolini (facism), church rat (theologiy) or adolf hater. So i can't be teasing u dat

efe wants u ta be multi billionair democratz like bill gate-man, or autocRATic like fidelity castro

@ studio: Den ga and be changing ya signature from autocRATic to . . .

Attenshion klass! Itz time ta start awa pol 123 lekture.

Awa topik fa today iz "leadership". Wat iz leadership? Wu iz a leader? A leader iz a person wu have d key tu other people's brains so dat pipul follow da leader everywhere he goes.

Fa exsampul, pastor David Oyedekpor has da key to lock and unlock da brains and mind af all winners chapel members. So pastor Oyedekpor iz a leader. Similarly, Barrack Orbamar iz presido af amerikar becourse he use his mouth. . . oh, i meants ta say he used his key ta open da mindz af amerikanz and stoles their heartz ta vote fa him. Hop ya understood?

Now letz studis da types af leadership.

1. AutokRATic: leaders wu are corruptioned and eat money like autoc-RAT. De have coconut head and only want ta serve their self. For exsample, be looking at studio's signature, he iz nat here ta care fa people. He's here only fa himself. Hiz coconut head iz hard tu please. So studio iz a good sample of autocRATic leader

2. Semi Autocratit leader: this leader iz a mixture af autocRATic and democratik leader. He iz stubborn small and chop money small. A good exsample iz V.P Efe. She ran da skool wit iron hand (studio have steel hand) and chops small money.

3. Demokratic leader: This leader consultz wit peepool before making decision. He no de chop money much but sometimes, e toasts woman like obasanjor who like ta pound "honey mortar" wit hiz "pestle". A good exsampool iz Mr. O! who teash and consalt wit ya to know if ya understanded lekture. He also persuading lady46 ta pay fees dat semi autocRATic efe cannot persuade her ta pay.

Are u understing? Do ya wanna being a leader? Yeah! Everybady wanna be eleganza

@ waqar: