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^^Tanibaby, as you de post post post post all days for Nairaland, eyes no de strain you ni?
Two mush Nairaland iz nut guud o

Otofe o

What did you do again?

^^ Gbam!!
Mama triplets don de giv me wahala since she see my comments for there dey say make i go delete the comments otherwise, she go die

El Guapo:
Haba Old krass tisha u're stil into your old ways?

Anyway,ID is an xceptional figure in this Area nt a love peddler like . . . Abeg make i no call names jare

But this One woman dey hungry u like jellof rice. . Obianuju your wife nko?

Tz Y u wan deny your moves?

She no be loff peddler kini? All women are loff peddlers jor. . . i mean, they all come wit a price tag

As for mama triplets, since i make comment for bashy's unwholesome pix here
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-528425.800.html

Na wahala wahala . . . de say make i go remove the comments otherwise, she go die

^^ Mr Cork II

@ El Guapo:
I'm very much around. . . reading comments. . . but no replies coz somethings here aren't worth replying to.
Now on ya signature. . . is Idowu on of ya "single ladies" around? Can i see her pix. . . . haba, see big man-chester. . . I just hope the bwests won't fall right and left when. . .
So how do i meet ya idowu?

*strolls in whistling*
Yak! My paddy El Gaspso don open bar. . . hmmm. . . hope biz's doing wellu wellu
Oya gimme a bottle of tortila make i shak small.
Hmmm. . . Do you have any "single ladies" around coz i wanna lap a lil to-to juice too. . .

d d d

^^
You no get get eyes ni?
Meat pie be dat
Abi peppered chicken?
Abi suya. . . suya n ya

Idowuogbo:
sweet chicks like thmmmmmm,

Sweet chick like you

^^



 
Ojigbi jigbi. . .

At age 1- 12, girls are easier to train than boys

At 13- above. . . Jesus christ!
Most girls are very hard to teach. . . no matter how simple you make things for them. They will just look at you as if you come from jupiter

buzugee:
you are a stingy and heartless vato. so the kid actually takes the time to wipe your shoes and yet you just walk away casually without even giving him a bubble gum ? geezzzz

Its not that i'm stingy or wicked.
At first, i used to give (after giving, other kids will surround u, hold ur trousers and escort me around begging for money causing u embarrasment) but later, i thought its not good. Giving the kids money will encourage then to continue begging so next time i don't giv even though my conscience is seriouly hammaring me.

If you give to the kids, the mother collects the money for them. What the mother does wit the money. . . WHO KNOWS?

From whatever angle you see it, begging is not good and should not be encouraged in any way

Dem fulani people gan. . . I no understand them at all. At most motor park or junction in warri, a 5 yrs old fulani boy or girl runs after you with a rag in hand and wipes your shoes and then waves at u for money. Then the mother too appears from nowhere and smiles casually
"abeg giv am something oga"

I look at the kid and tell him\her
"begging is not your lot" and walk away

Oceanic bank has problem o. U spend over 2 hours standing before you can apply 4 ATM card and even stand 3hours to withdraw N10k pere. To deposit sef na big problem. Too much crowd in their bank halls. They should find a way to decongest their halls o.

Intercontinental bank is ok sha

Uduagan is a big id iot o. He's so desperate to the point of bribing voters with N1000 and rice.  

Na DPP win my ward ezionum, ukwuani lga. The election was calm in my ward. The way people dey talk hate for uduagan sef, e be like say na ogboru go win

@ badosky: na you sabi

Idowuogbo:
@wenie
i pity d gal wey go carry u 2 , na garri drinkin d gal go experience all year round, tseeew
if my yarns dey pain u 2 , go dance untop barb wire

E be like say u still de vex say u no win poster ov d year award. But why u come de mete out ya frustration on me? Shebi i voted for you

Studio CFR:
Idowu please upgrade.

Dis is not good for u.
lol

I beg you in Jesus and Allah names combined, take studio's advice.

Kolo mentality is not good

Idowuogbo:
u dey craze your papa no b fisher man 4 akure , my yarn are swaggaficated like dat of razzofied posh babe , y u come dey talk bulantanta , sho re o,bcus if i handle u , your brain go reverse

I de pity the bobo wey go carry this swaggaficated razzofied posh babe to the alter. If this kain mushin grammar you write up there no de chase am from house, d razzofied swagger definitely will.

Music time!

*sings*
Everybody wants to be eleganza
They want to do E extravaganza
Many are foolish many are wiser
The fools kneel and start to prayer
Beg, and plead for manna
When manna fall they dance to salsa
Bend, and dance makossa
They go to japan with tortila
Tortila to toast a geisha
The geisha chop all the manna
After that they try to fu ck her
Geisha play geisha the player
Wait o geisha the waiter
Geisha say lets go to china
Coz manna fall like rain for china
So the pack and run to china
In china geisha disappear
They go report to the officer
Say Geisha do me a wayo
Say geisha she is fraudster
Chei! Come and see wahala
China police take them prisoner
Because they don't have papers. . .

Efe, Why u de vex na? Anyway, truth is always bitter

^^ this man get heart of zuma rock. Nothing de impress am at all

*sings*
We all eat, eatz & eatz
We all S hit, Shitz & Shitz
People phuck & phuck & phuck
Babies born & borned & borned
Peoplez die, die & died

I used tu wondar
How meny trillionz
Ov died bones are in da earth
Since de time, tyme ov Adam
And Eve, eva eva
Eh eh eh eh eh   

*sings*
De world iz zo monotonouz
Efry thin goez in a circle
We does thingz again & again

I axe my mama, mama mi
How many potz ov soup
Have ya cooked
Since ya start ta cook?
Mama said, yei a yeh
My headi o o o
My head o oh oh

What iz going on here? Danfo drivers and conductors of mushin? I hate those peeps wit passion. Their "gra gra" iz just too mach

As for me, i did ma nursery school at orile agege but had ma primary & secondary sch @ abeokuta so . . .

I strongly suspect say Idowu-badosky-obosky's baba is a danfo driver. The way she de talki gan. . . like omo ghetto. . .

^^ Wait make i go shave my pric forest first. Its thick like delta forests   

If you wan help me plait the place sha, ok make we go baff