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Mr. Bones, coolest down na 

orbaxy:
Daer Tanimz,
Since i came to this our school, i've look you and saw that you fineness is lack quantification and the value money cannot bye.
I am mesmerizing and disorganizing every aspect of my emotion so that you will come in and organize the scattered mesmer, 
Tanimz my honey pawpaw, The alacrity in my blood cannot allow me to express myself in paper and pencil,  after you respond to this Lover letter, i will tell you more.
Please dont tell Efe

yours,
Public Admirer

Are you not having eyes? Is she given you okokobioko to be chopping and ya swallows it huuk, line and sinkar? Can't you be seeing that she were ug lee?

^^ abi o. No mind the moderators. They too lazy to scout for good threads. If i any comment sha, i'll say by the time the man retires, he'll have no kids to play with coz they'll all have grown up. . . Except . . . he marries a new wife when he's about to retire and pound babies outta her womanliness

Too much Pastor Chris. When a person begins to indulge in too much christ embassy oyakhilome videos, tapes and books, that is the begining of madness

Wetin be lol? You started that thread and now almost abandoned it. See him teeth like lol

^^ or wait for lagos lotto to rain millions

Now let us be continued wit lekture. We wa going for study the factors dat promoted demand and supply.
1. NEED: This stimulated demanding and supplying. For exampool, Efe needs to completed village mansion wit skool fees so she demanded more poopils.
2: ADVERTISING: This helps oda people to know dat u is a demander and a supplair.
3. TASTE OF THE DEMANDER/SUPPLAYA: If the demander/supplier hav high tasting tongue, e will hav demanding and supplying high tasted goods. For exampool, Mr O! were demander AMG and Bentley to supplai eco 101 for Ben's skool.

etc etc etc

^^ be gone to meet efe wit da fees and yo are admissioned asap!

Efe, you can be seeing that i is da most hardest worken staff hia. Many peepools are now wanting admission. Be buying my AMG and Bentley official kars quick!

El Guapo:
OWE?HW DO U KNEW?U ALSO PEEP FRM WINDOW

yes ke. I is a very good C.I.D

[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=540781.msg7039884#msg7039884 date=1288361976]Lets talk about the pregnancy first . Hows ma baby doing? [/quote][quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=540781.msg7039935#msg7039935 date=1288362402]**Brings the head close to the glorious mould** the baby kicked! Oh mine!![/quote]

tanimz:
Are you silly or just naturally retarded?

Stop trying to change the topic. We both know that you're going nowhere with that. Why did you pregnant me?

vic has pregnant tanimz. Pls o, whart shall we do? Should we screams     or laff          ??

Fine. No kwestion. You can be seeing that eco 101 ish a simpool course. Now dat we have discoursed demand, let us be analysis supply.
What were supply? Supply ish da total amounts of goods or sarvices that a supplaiya is willing for supply for a partikolar price.
e.g mandam Efe requesting dat Mr O! to supplai eco 101 to Ajeluxers institute. Mr O!'s price for supply of eco 101 ish a AMG meredes and a Bentley official kar and madam Efe agreeing. Now whart ish Mr. O!'s supplai?
Da supply = eco 101 + a (AMG) + b (Bentley).
Supply=eco 101+a+b.
Now be removing da 101 it was not sweet and smoot to pronounce eco 101 ab and changes the eco for capital ECO.
So-dia-fore, Mr O!'s supplai= ECOab.
Ish dat clear? Any kwestion?

Attenshion klass! It was time to be startin lekture. Our course for todai ish economics aka eco 101. While da topik were demand and surplai.
What was demand? Demand ish da total amount of guuds dat a person were asking for at a partikolar price. For eksample, if Efe needs addishional 700 poopils for enrolment to Ajeluxers Institute and da cost for fees was £300 per students, so-dia-for, Efe's demandings
=700 students* £300.
Now be using mathematricks to multiplication. . .
= 700*300=700,300.
So Efe's total demands were 700 poopils for £700,300. Were dat clear? Any kwestion?

It were more than dat. She is impregnant for him wit a babies

My dear infatuator,
i have been read your offer and it were excellents.
I was not teashing today becorse today were sabbath.
Tomorrow, i shall have taught economics to ya most delicious satisfikashion.
Yours faithfully
Mr O!

Idowuogbo:
@owenke
no worry jus begin burn firewood charge your laptop on top am , u shal get d full supply of solar energy

I no get firewood for hia

@ tolu.  Yo cant be killing english? Ok, there was alternatives. You can be aborting englis

tanimz:
Beync, I resemble one of your students?

yo resembled his hau*s g<i¤=r§ :-P >l

Idowuogbo:
hehehe no na mistake i no dey of laptop

that means you get round the clock power supply abi? Aunty mi, i de jealous you o

Skidoc:
^^^Hmmm Madam Idowu, yours is 33 days, 19 hours and 39 minutes. You sleep here too o!

33 days small jor. Mukina almost spend one year for here

If googles where like dat, what would you say of 190? E be like say na de guy own romance section.

^^ 639 posts is ok dear. Man for sweat to get hit 100 posts sef

tanimz:
Corruption.

and so wetin? America, britain, france wia built wit slav blood labor, colo, and white corruption. Even luxemburgo were built wit heavy debts

tanimz:
Is not it against the school rules and regulations to speak in any language except English?

what have i been doing to this stubborn sisi sef? Why were you finding faults for everything i does. Do i kidnapp yo mama?

Idowuogbo:
wat are u pipus talkins hia sef

aunty mi, we was trying fery hard to kill english

DaWizard47:
^Warbbish

To other matas, Me is took lesson in preparation for exam which comed soon, You alls may registring,

It small than crass fees

just one(1) $70 to one stoodent

Todays lesson : Mans, Womans and childs of animals

Hex-zample: Him Goat, She goat and babygoat
Lyon, lyonwess and club
Horse, SHehorse and _________
Gander, Guse and _______

filled the missed space

wat subjekt is dis if i may be asking? Soology, pastoralism or animal husbandry? Do u thought pupils for this klass were 5 years old pickins to be teach dese kind "animal babies names"? Better be looking 4 more maturity thing to be teashing. BTW efe needs economics 101 teasher. Wai not teash economics? A words were enough to the wise

Me nko? Una no miss me?

Mo ti gbo

^^ Be sorrying o

^^ Efe ish not mai God . Btw How is your impregnater? (mr bones)

I won't teash economics becourse yo refused to bought me AMG meredes or Bentley for official kar philosophy was good subject na. It enable students to becomes like plato

I were teashing philosophy and lojic

oweniwe:
"i want you to knows dat our friendship meant a lot for me. . . You laugh, I laugh. . . You cry, I cry. . . You jump from the ship into da sea, I just looks down and laff". Am i a guud friend? And be giving reason for ya answer

somebodies answer the kwestion jor

skydeep:
Hello pls help a fresher here, I is wanted to register with your school.

of korse you are wellucome. Now let us starts lekture attention klass! Our course of studies for tuday ish philosophy and lorgic. Now let me started by telling yo a riddle. . . . Pls listen kiafully. "i want you to knows dat our friendship meant a lot for me. . . You laugh, I laugh. . . You cry, I cry. . . You jump from the ship into da sea, I just looks down and laff". Am i a guud friend? And be giving reason for ya answer

**wipes out evidences and adjusts tie**     yes major, be welcom to our skool. Whart were da problem? Ya wanna learnt to spoke english? . . . Kidnap ke? Me? Kidnap who?. . . . . Vic aka mr bones? Oh no i cant be doing dat. Vic were my blunder. . . sorry i meant for say broda. Why will i kidnapped him? . . . . Becorse of Efe? Oh common, don't become silly. All girls for street were tripping 4 me wit ferarri, i will now be going to kidnap my blunder. . . oh sorry again my broda becorse of one woman? See whart ikebe has cause. . . N3m ke? I didn't given blacksta 3m. I gives him 3k tu buy beer to be drinking. Whart ish wrong wit dat? . . . . Grand theft auto? I were just torlking about da newly release GTA IV. . . and for GTA sef, if police or SWAT bust da guy for grey jacket and black jeans, it ish mission fail and EVERYTHING ENDS THERE so why carried da matta be coming here. . . . Will you be taking £300 for "gift" to be sweeping the matter for gutter?. . . . . Yo wants £500? Ok. . . . (gives him £500 "gift". . . .  O yes! You is now talking. I am having no case to answered. It were just a hoax. . . . Tanimz sent ya here becorse i says vic pregnant her? Don't be minding her jor. . . Bye bye mr major.  **soldiers enter their vehicles and drive off** . . . . **sighs** Ikebe wan put me for torobul

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