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Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:47pm On Sep 04, 2010
I am not meaning it, but will be considered it. By the ways, why are you called me "aunty"? Have i gotten honey pots on ma chest areas? huh
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:13pm On Sep 04, 2010
Ok, i will have explained. A mat is used to mating. . . U said matting so i will having for cut ya mark. In oda words a mat were something on whish forbidden fruits are eaten. Are you understood?  cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 1:04pm On Sep 04, 2010
Korrect! In oda words, mat were something on whish follypimpi ate a baby's forbidden fruits cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 12:50pm On Sep 04, 2010
shocked angry wrong! Hammer was used to harm. Now if bat is used for batting, wat is mat used to? huh
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 11:48am On Sep 04, 2010
grin korekt! Be clapping to yourself. Klass, you can saw that jokinmary is brilliance. Now that you hav mastering singular and plurality, let's broke down the meaning of words. Now if election is used for electing, what is a "hammer" used to? huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Life Abt Jss 1 Stundent School Time by oweniwe(m): 8:50am On Sep 04, 2010
Even me with all the Yoruba i know i no fit interprete am angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Annoying Quotes by oweniwe(m): 7:53am On Sep 04, 2010
**kills english** sledge o, you are making me laughter grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Taxi Driver by oweniwe(m): 7:40am On Sep 04, 2010
Inkky, that was hilarious grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Micheal Jackson Weds Aaliyah by oweniwe(m): 7:34am On Sep 04, 2010
^^ kunbe, you wan chop lolipop? cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Arrested For Laughing by oweniwe(m): 7:29am On Sep 04, 2010
Kunbe, if the joke is not funny, then start ya own thread make we laugh wit you
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 7:21am On Sep 04, 2010
$$strolls into class while sing$$ efemena, efe-omena. . . $looks around and stopping sing$ morring klass. Now let us hav continued from where we stop from our ernglish lersson. As i am said, if the plural of goose was geese, then the plural of mouse was meese. Now can someone be telling the klass the plural of "booth"? huh cheesy
Politics › Re: Lagos Alerts Residents On Possible Rise In Water Levels ! by oweniwe(m): 11:00am On Sep 03, 2010
opuro:
wota e no get enemy huh
^^ o o o, my brother. I de wonder too o
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:19pm On Aug 31, 2010
I am wondered 4 ebimonday too o. Wat were he laughing for?
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 12:30pm On Aug 31, 2010
**yawns** is it morring? Oww i were just woken up from the "sleeping beauty" efe casted on me. . . Efe, come and be giving me hug
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:09am On Aug 26, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=492003.msg6641494#msg6641494 date=1282782835]**why ish u not sleeping?**[/quote]becorse of you o Efe-Omena grin
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 1:49am On Aug 26, 2010
^^ wrong! The plurality ish na mice. If the plural of goose ish gEEse, then the plural of MOUSE ish mEEse. One goose= two geese. One mouse= two meese. Ish that clearing? cheesy
Phones › Re: For Sefan Only (sonyericsson Fan) by oweniwe(m): 1:19am On Aug 26, 2010
I love sonyericsson die men. I'm currently using k800i cyber shot. I love the camera, i love the speaker, and with d remote control, i don't need 2 touch my laptop again cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 1:06am On Aug 26, 2010
[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=492003.msg6638469#msg6638469 date=1282751450][color=#006600]I ish appointed oweniwe as english teasher of dis class loom becorse there ish no teasher. Googles is hosteling mistress whiles efe ish burser. As 4 jokingmary. . .[/quote]So klass, i ish ya new egrish teasher. Our torpic for todays is singular and plurality. Now lisen kia-fooly: One vietnam= two vietnamese; one goose= two geese. Now can someone be telling me the plural of MOUSE?
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 12:49am On Aug 26, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=492003.msg6637508#msg6637508 date=1282742450]doesn't minding them jor!

But you's tishing us students to flirting in cwass loom

remembering you's started it?? tongue tongue[/quote]and you says it ish HARMLESS TOASTING. wat i was done was just sing and wrote infatuating poems and songs for yourself, not talking "forbidden fruites grammar". cool
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 8:37am On Aug 25, 2010
@ folypimpi & chi baby: the klass's attension has being drawn to porn coating grammar being spoken by yourselves. This were an acting of gross indisciplined. Harmless toasting is being allowed in klass, but not bed grammars like those> >[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=492003.msg6634974#msg6634974 date=1282694831]cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

u see how u makin my angry turnin 2 lafter ?
i doesnt lyk it because i suppose b angry in u 4 liein on top ov me angry dat was false accuse angry[/quote]
follypimpi:

You love me violation all your juicey bits rights grin
follypimpi:

It is the sweet taboo now,of course your angry will turning to moa. . . lipsrsealed
you is both being warning-ed angry
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by oweniwe(m): 8:47pm On Aug 24, 2010
makajibbz:
wetin be your owns. angry angry
abi o. He doesn't know how to mind his own business. Thanks 4 teaching him some lesson wink
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by oweniwe(m): 8:38pm On Aug 24, 2010
Blacksta, na me you call small boy?! What is wrong with my greeting a fellow nairalander? Wetin you get sef wey make you big boy? Olodo rabata angry

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