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Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:11pm On Oct 02, 2010
^ ben 10 were right wen he says efe is wickeding
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal [2 - 0] On Sunday 3rd October 2010 by oweniwe(m): 11:32pm On Oct 01, 2010
@ fest7. . . silly red fan, commot from here before i use manure as independence cake brush ya dirty mouth that was messed by man u dirty style of play. As 4 me, my blood is blue
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 10:51pm On Oct 01, 2010
Chi baby, could i seeks solace in yor warm, comforting and motherly bosom? sad sad sad sad sad
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 10:41pm On Oct 01, 2010
I is sad becorse efe is not friending and love for me embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 7:30pm On Oct 01, 2010
huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
Politics › Re: Mend Strikes As Threatened, 7 Confirmed Dead by oweniwe(m): 3:53pm On Oct 01, 2010
If my papa use money for my school fees go marry another wife, i no go sidon look. I go talk, i go fight. Money for infrastructure, leaders de chop and we de keep quiet. Why can't we get up and fight for our rights in this country? No light, no water, bad roads, bad economy, inefficient security system, corrupt public institutions. . . EVERYTHING is bad. Rather than get up and condemn the leaders, UNA DE TAKE STYLE DEFEND THEM. When boko haram was busy killing people in the north, wetin the leaders do? When kidnappers de kidnap, wetin the leaders do? Don't hate the player, hate the game. Leave MEND alone jor.
Politics › Re: Mend Strikes As Threatened, 7 Confirmed Dead by oweniwe(m): 3:27pm On Oct 01, 2010
Gayigaskia:
MEND is about to deny their own people the chance to lead the country. what do these people want? Their own is President and will be for at least the next 4 years, it may look like this is the best time for them to consolidate and make their demands come true. By doing this I hope A Hausa General will take Nigeria over tonight and deal appropriately with these criminals. I said a Hausa general because that would be their worst nightmare.
you de craze! You don't learn from history. When there were civil unrest in the 1960's and the hausa generals (gowon) took over, what was the result? A wasteful civil war. When the politicians were corrupt in the 1970 and another hausa general (buhari /I.B.B / Abacha) took over again what was the result? Collapsed economy. Now you de talk make hausa general come again. . . No let me curse you o. angry  angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by oweniwe(m): 5:30am On Oct 01, 2010
Ogaga- Ogene, how you de? I de greet o cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 5:15am On Oct 01, 2010
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad school was spoilt and scatter sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
Food › Re: Is Fried Cockroaches A Delicacy In Benue State? by oweniwe(m): 4:21pm On Sep 30, 2010
dominique:
that's absolutely untrue! i served in benue, visited several regions and i've heard anything of such. the tivs eat roasted toads though.
i'v eaten fried toad. But roasted toadhuh I no think say e go sweet huh huh huh huh huh huh
Food › Re: What Is Nigeria's National Drink? by oweniwe(m): 6:52pm On Sep 29, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=522012.msg6844967#msg6844967 date=1285779808][color=deeppink]Palm wine. grin grin

COCA COLA

RED WINE

Zobo

FANTA.[/color][/quote]mama gee, naija no be america where people get money to indulge in fanta, coke, and red wine on daily basis. . . . *off topic* by the way, your pink fonts amaze me. It shows you're very consistent cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Food › Re: What Is Nigeria's National Drink? by oweniwe(m): 3:21pm On Sep 29, 2010
Its ogogoro/ burukutu/ akpetishi for most southern nigeria. The northern nigeria's prefered drink is Burantashi (that's why northerners have long legs and horse-like manliness grin grin grin grin
Culture › Re: What Has Been Your Experience With Juju? by oweniwe(m): 7:08pm On Sep 28, 2010
DonOvero:
Provide evidence and I will acknowledge this.

Do you know what the western world will pay for a man that can control the weatherhuh The Brits would pay for him not to make it rain, woo hoo year round sun!
You got it wrong! Hard core Magic doesn't work that way. Well we're in the dry season so wait till next year. if you really want to see rain makers at work, there's a festival held early august when it rains endlessly in ezionum. Go there and you'll see rain makers at work shoving heavy clouds away from the sky with palm fronds
Culture › Re: What Has Been Your Experience With Juju? by oweniwe(m): 6:57pm On Sep 28, 2010
If you have never been down with malaria, you can't say how malaria is like or know what it does to the body. Its the same with juju. If e never do u, u no fit say how juju be like. We can only narrate what we have seen/ heard coz most of us have not personally experienced juju. So those who are condemning those who are 'narrating' here coz they don't have first hand experience SHOULD PLEASE SHUT UP. My personal close up with juju is this: There is a mad woman who lives in a mud hut a few blocks aways from my grandparent's house in the village. The woman use to jog around saying all sort of imaginary things to imaginary beings- like she would call an imaginary child or servant and say she's going to visit someone in the river. Well, last month, a neighbour's daughter who's about 26 years came visiting from asaba. While i was discussing with her, the mad woman jogged by saying somethings that irked the girl who ran into their kitchen, armed herself with fire wood in one hand and cutlass in the other hand and dealt the mad woman some blows. She was quickly restrained by her brothers who were present. Then suddenly, the girl began to act strangely. She had to be rushed to a priestess who shaved her hair and after some days, she became normal. During festivals young men strapped with juju would be shot with barreta, hacked with cutlass and "e no go enter". Even the white people do magic plenty. The difference between african magic & western magic is that western magic is documented while african magic is not. If you never see western magic, go watch "mind freak" where the magician (engels) suspended volunteers in the air
Nairaland General › Re: Funny Usernames On Nairaland by oweniwe(m): 9:08pm On Sep 27, 2010
nellaluv:
don't make me crush you, i'm gay lipsrsealed
wow! Thats a plus gay sissies are very sensitive, caring, patient, and very delicious to "lollipop' cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Funny Usernames On Nairaland by oweniwe(m): 9:08pm On Sep 27, 2010
nellaluv:
don't make me crush you, i'm gay lipsrsealed
wow! Thats a plus gay sissies are very sensitive, caring, patient, and very delicious to "lollipop' cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: League Cup: Chelsea Vs Newcastle [3 - 4] On 22nd Sept 2010 by oweniwe(m): 8:51pm On Sep 22, 2010
I want alex, cech, kalou and mcechraen thrown in 4 second half
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Re: League Cup: Chelsea Vs Newcastle On 22nd Sept @7:45pm by oweniwe(op): 8:35pm On Sep 22, 2010
Sturidge's dribbling is too much
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: League Cup: Chelsea Vs Newcastle On 22nd Sept @7:45pm by oweniwe(op): 8:31pm On Sep 22, 2010
All una people wey de say make ancelotti give the small boys chance play. Una see Wetin una cause? Them small pickin de play . . . Bull. .  Shi. . They better shore up their play
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: League Cup: Chelsea Vs Newcastle [3 - 4] On 22nd Sept 2010 by oweniwe(m): 8:18pm On Sep 22, 2010
Why dem no mark the boy wey make that newcastle cross?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: League Cup: Chelsea Vs Newcastle [3 - 4] On 22nd Sept 2010 by oweniwe(m): 7:50pm On Sep 22, 2010
I'm suprised Hitv still de show that yeye GTB sisi footballer advert
Romance › Re: All Attention On Women by oweniwe(op): 6:50pm On Sep 22, 2010
I'll have leather grin gringrin
Nairaland General › Re: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by oweniwe(m): 6:12pm On Sep 22, 2010
Dem parents tire me o. If you do something they don't like, they will just say- don't do this, don't do that. Why shouldn't i do it? THEY WON'T TELL YOU. eg; "Don't hold a girl's hand" why shouldn't i hold a girl's hand? "because it is bad" why is it bad? "shut up! Go and sleep". Meenn, its frustrating angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Girls Only! by oweniwe(m): 12:25pm On Sep 22, 2010
cool cool cool just passing. . . . cool cool cool
Romance › Re: All Attention On Women by oweniwe(op): 11:50am On Sep 22, 2010
A good artiste must be open, inspiring, and melancholic or sanguine. I can't buy what i can't see, can't buy something that is shrouded in secrecy or what does.nt inspire me. Something that one is doing and one cannot come out in the open and say one is doing is not for one to engage in. An album with every one dressed in burka would be dammned boring. I can't buy what i did not see. sad
Romance › Re: All Attention On Women by oweniwe(op): 10:44pm On Sep 21, 2010
http://noburka..com/                                                                               the cloth makes a woman look like a demon. some women wear burkas in abeokuta where i grew up. But i think the practise is dying. One thing i however observed is that nobody is forcing the women to wear burkas. Just like the pakistani female lawyer in the link, the women choose to wear it coz they feel more secure in it. When they're told to stop wearing it, they cry out. I don't understand those women at all. I just wonder- what's the philosophy or covering ones's self with black cloth from head to toe all one's life when one is not mourning? I don't just understand. If you know inked, pls enlighten me. I'm willing to learn huh huh
Romance › Re: All Attention On Women by oweniwe(op): 10:13pm On Sep 21, 2010
I saw it, but didn't know the meaning of burkers so i over looked it. Anyway, I'll google it up
Romance › Re: All Attention On Women by oweniwe(op): 8:40pm On Sep 21, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=517421.msg6795774#msg6795774 date=1285096218]You make it sound as though society bends over backwords for women while men are left to fend for themselves.[/quote]Gbam! That's my point. I've thought it and i think age may be the reason why. . . I'll soon hit 21. Almost Everything in the age bracket is turned at the girls but in the 30s and 40s, the attention goes to the men. I'm not jealous about that coz i know my time will come but i'm just not cool with the way the sissies use uncreative short cuts to get what they want. If women use their brains to soar through sky, I'll marvel, but wen de cheat, i get "bad blood". I hate cheating wink
Politics › War In Warri? by oweniwe(op): 8:19pm On Sep 21, 2010
Romance › Re: All Attention On Women by oweniwe(op): 7:55pm On Sep 21, 2010
But ophra whinfrey (not sure of the correct spelling) doesn't dress scantily. Sex may sell, but LOVE SELLS MORE. Anyway, i started the thread with the bedroom in mind. All we hear today is "how to make your woman shout "AGBAKO"!! in bed. Its like women want men to become like specially programmed piston ring not minding the consequences involved
Nairaland General › Re: Mobo444 Please Come In N Explain Yourself- Mods Pls Do Not Move This Thread. by oweniwe(m): 7:26pm On Sep 21, 2010
Vic, leave them alone. You're going too personal. @ Omolola- its what goes on in the mind, what we think, talk, and write about that becomes real and forms today's world. If 19. . . Flirts on nairaland today, tomorrow he may . . . . act it . . . and then. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed . A word is enough for the wise wink
Romance › Re: All Attention On Women by oweniwe(op): 6:14pm On Sep 21, 2010
@ inked nerd . . . Dbanj and chris brown are not my type. . . I hate em. As for guys who are serial bleepers, they get condemed too like that alhaji in niger state with over 90 wives. I'm not saying men don't misbehave. They do but WOMEN OWN ARE TOO MUCH. cool

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