₦airaland Forum

ahnie:
okay....aje sir! de lo di?

Chei, mama zino, you speak Ukwuani too?

ahnie:
Abraka as in delsu or abraka as in okwe side(hausa quarter)asaba?

Obiaruku..!!..

ahnie:
so you're in asaba.i won't be surprised if you turn out to be my neighbour.

Used to. Now in Abraka side... Though i do enter Asaba once in a while.

Dyt:
Carry am go drink sapele water

First it was swearing... Now sapele water...

Dyt no go spoil o. The world needs sane people

Shortyy:
Hmmm see breast

The person who snapped that meme picture is wicked

sisisioge:
Distance is our enemy already..

You're right about distance... I've been in it before.

It's like having money you can't spend...

Or virtual online jollof rice... Person will be seeing fine, tasty jollof rice on phone and be salivating, but one can't eat it.

I'm sorry for passing prejudiced opinion about you earlier. I hope I'm pardoned.

...

Dyt i well o

Dyt:
Sisi

Your phone no dey rest from Nairaland?

Madam please take Nairaland easy o

Sisisioge is looking for ready made man so i guess i won't tick any of her boxes.

Dyt:
Briefly
Something you think is catchy for her

Sorry this is coming so late.

There's nothing catchy about me... Lemme think...

I may not always be the first in my "class", but I'm never the last. .. and i hate being average.. when the conditions are good, I'm usually among the best... But when conditions are unfavorable, i can be very gloomy, though i only need soft motivating words to get me flying again.

I have a very plain, open and free heart.
I don't know how to lie... And i hate injustice...

Anything else she wants to know about me, maybe my diary will do... I wrote some gloomy gloomy stuffs there when things were low..., but that's not the real me.



I don't require her to be catchy. Im a shy person not used to glamour. A plain Jane with some brains, I'm absolutely contended

Dyt:
Anyone interested will message you
But you haven't even said nothing Bout you

Depends. I could write a book about myself.

What do you want to know about me?

Dyt:
Rotflmao
The Bini and witch got me
I have a friend
And that's how he describes the girls around him
Buhahhahahahahahahaha

I added something

Your friend is a cool guy... Guys who are not specific about what they want in a woman are womanizers... Some Guys who date/marry slim/flat chest women do cross boundary to play away matches with rotund ladies...

#NowYou Know

Dyt:
Describe your spec

They're long o... But let me try

Age: 25-32 .... (I'm in between the age bracket)

Physique: Thick women turn my head.... Not fat o... Thick... Average height or tall... No shorty pls. (I'm not discriminating but it's not right when you like SUV, but go and buy Corolla.. person will be oogling SUVs passing by... Not cool.) ... No flat chest please... Im for booby, the bigger the better . Don't care about nyarsh. Flat - moderate okay..... Big nyarsh is turn off.

Temperament: Humble and gentle ... Choleric/temper woman is turn off.

Education: Don't care. She shouldn't just be illiterate.

Tribe/Religion: No Bini (their girls can be arrogant/pride) or Fulani (i can't born herdsman or boko) please. ... Anything else is fine Moslem/ifa worshipper, as far as she's humble, I don't care... No witch please

No slay Queen, clueless or empty head please. The more intelligent, the better

Hmm... Hmmm..

Dat's all.

Dyt

I dey find wife o

ahnie:
?

Mama 3plets

I've delivered your message to Kendra. She hasn't been online for some time now. when she is available, I'll get back to you.

Cheers.

Beautiful car

Tajbol4splend:
Guys arent shying away from marriage, they look to be because they dont have the resources to manage family, barely would you see rich guy intended not to marry

Don't mind the o.p

GTA no dey there?

Ishilove:
I am responsible for what I write, not what you understand.

Ojigbi jigbi...

Simcha:
Hello, .... Also I need to kill cow in the name of birthday party or other stuffs every year. He sworn that it has no reprecussions. Thanks

The people who eat the cow meat from your birthday are actually the real sacrifice.

See below

Slayer2:
A must read please:
*There's No Yahoo Anymore, People are now being used For Money Rituals.*
I was at a bar discussing with the owner. The guy recently got back from Ghana and he suddenly became broke, his wife doesn't want to understand.
So he was telling me that he may go back to one juju man (Charms maker) like that. He said the juju man did something similar for his friend and it worked, that the juju would be bringing 17million naira every week.

My ears became pointed... So I asked him how the juju works. He said, the juju man told him to get ram, kill it and organize a party for friends and family to attend in other for people to come and eat....

Then every week, *one person from amongst those that ate from the meat will die and the person's spirit will bring the 17 million naira. Even if 100 people ate from the meat, every week, one person must die or become wretched for life.*

*Then, I asked him how he planned to get the people that will eat the meat. He said he'll invite some friends and family members that are not dear to him, go to a club and pick like 20 girls and tell them that he has a party somewhere, that he'll pay them 10k each.* I felt goose pimples erection immediately and I just dey look...

We discussed at length about some similar things that happened some times ago but I didn't want to talk about it until I saw a picture of a girl used for rituals today, *We should all be very careful not to eat, drink or taste anything when we are invited for parties that just suddenly erupted from the air space.... either by friends, families or relatives that we are not too sure of the source of their wealth.*

I don't have any doubt that your story is 100% correct. I had a similar experience recently at a friends family Christmas party some where in Ikoyi Lagos. I got there and was offered various type of expensive drink right from the gate even before i saw my friend. But i insisted on sitting down first and at least see my host before eating anything and besides i don't take alcohol, so i sat down for like 8 minutes or more, then comes my very correct Pal from secondary school days & his first sentence was "Haaaa Dee, I have been looking for you since i saw your car parked outside, he asked me if i had eaten anything and he was very happy after i answered NO to his question. *Then he pulled me to one side and said to me, please ooo this is not just a party that you can eat from oooo. You are too dear to me, he said not even my father can eat from the food cooked here, if you see him eat be assured its another food.* I was shocked and calm that i couldn't say a word. We both drove around to go and look for eatery to eat. I came back sat for few minutes and left in shock.

You needed to see all the assorted food cooked on that day. Surprisingly, they even grilled a whole ram. God help us all

Elder001

The kinds of flashy cars Abraka boys dey drive dey fear me.

Go in front of Delsu gate and see different venzas and benzes parked outside...

It's a serious problem

helinues:
First half Statistics

Home Over 5.5 corners just waste

Make den no go born armed Robber o

Fashola: Aunty Kemi, please release small extra money for my ministry nah...

Kemi: You that have already collected hundred billions ? ... See his big nose

innobets:

How do you see this game sir?

Looks good. Temptations to put Combo 2.5 we much but decided to be modest

34 odds at the moment.

Already bet it sha. If i could spare more money, I'll put a higher stake

B913ECRPREATSA-3476869

postmann:

Did I? I don't think so. Someone made a comment this morning which exhumed the thread from its grave. I just rolled it over.

Your right ...!!..

postmann:
We should envy married folks, irrespective of what nightmare most married folks go through. For one, the benefits of marriage outweighs the disadvantages and unmarried folks have more old age crisis than those who married and raised their children.

Coming to your ills against marriage; there are laid down rules for every institution and marriage is no exception. The exchange of vows and the ceremony that followed were down within the umbrella of such rules, be they traditional or religious, or even secular like in court marriage. And within these laid down rules you find that gender roles and responsibilities are well defined. It is when either or both parties abandon or neglect their individual responsibilities that trouble starts coming in.


there's nothing good and worthwhile that doesn't require a measure of sacrifice, and marriage requires some good measure of sacrifices to make it work

Oga, why you wake up the sleeping thread nah ?