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whatever90:
will d maid also help her out in the love making business?

LMAO

Very very rough period for us...

I was in pry 1-5 (1994-1998) @ the time....

No food in the house.... Mummy was always going to collect rice, beans and garri on credit....

Dad was driving a Datsun 180k.... When oda peeps were busy flexing 504s and 505s....

Our school fees only get paid when exam starts or few days after....

But what amuses and annoys me most...

People were throwing owambe all night parties left right and center....

Fathers would go to beer palours to drink and drink but if u ask them for N20 exercise book, they will say no money

I know the particular school in question..... Its an all boys school.

I wont be surprised if it really happened dia.

Ribadu: Oga Jonathan, If you reach Aso Rock, help me tell Diezani that i love her......

Jonathan: You this boy, you're disturbing me... Gerraway

Readonee35L:

i beg your pardom....
What's so funny.....??...

oweniwe:
In 2010 when i was doing my I.T, there is VW passat that was parked in front of a house at d back of the office.... Exactly same same the one in the pix.

It has a very neat interior and exterior, fine Rims.... But Why was it parked there just like that? I used to wonder. Maybe the owner travelled abroad.

Four years after, the car is still in the same place. Only God knows how many years it has been parked there like that.

Siena:

i'm presently at kwale...
Went to the office to see my former boss...
Didnt forget about the car.... Still parked in same spot.

emusmith:

only a jobless man will be starring at a face....

And a man in love.......!!....

emusmith:
When dat time come, you go dey stare at the baby 30 times per hour Lol...

why did you say that?

KanwuliaJara:
Friends?
On NL?

*whistles . . . . Phew Phewwweeeeew*
Hmmmmmmm
Scary SHYTE!!!!
Thank you o!
We go see later.

*comotting my shoes. . . . Tiarrrrrring Hot Race*

na wa o....

Did i say i want to kidnap you....??..
Or i look like ritualist...??...

Whats wrong with online friendship?

Am not asking for a date nau.....

Abi na date u want...??...

Women are very hard to understand o

KanwuliaJara:
No! Because YA tin nor go "sweet"!

aha.... Not so sharply nau....
If u're thinking all i wan is to "chop"... No no no... Thats not what i have in mind......!!...

To start as pals iz ok by me... Rome wasnt built in a day u kno

@ ur signature:

why must he be a northerner?

KanwuliaJara:
We are logs of wood and our darling men are free to creep into the "girls' quarters"!
Even if an Earthquake carries my bed to South Korea, WE SHALT NOT BE MOVED!

so.... Can we.... Start something.... ?

KanwuliaJara:
Nothing at all.
Since we have separate matrimonial beds!
The 'show' can 'appen anywhia!
My 'snoring' alone can pursue any lion or tiger from my bed ke!
MUCHECHECHECHEHCHE!

Too much 'brokoto' for my throat!

can we get married?

I love women who snore when asleep....

Guess why?

i will rush go buy all manners of female clothes and try em out in front of the mirror....

Select a lovely short gown.... Then go out and start hugging guys.... I will make sure i press my breazz on dia chest well well...

Then enta okada to a hunky guy's house, seduce him..... And raise my legs high up the ceiling while he is poumding.... Grab his bom bom.... Raise my legs even higher.....









And i'll make sure d whole street hear mai moanzzz....!!....

Skii:
They all look the same

Gbam......!!....

Ipledge:
guy free me now,Wetin I do you

as a guy.... Having babies at 21.... Sounds hilarious... If u be gal, i go understand say ur biological clock dey raise alarm thats y u want a baby...

Dia're many tins u need to set right.... Priorities.....
-Do u have ur own place,
-steady source of income,
-u don "graduate"...??...
-Are u free from ur parent's pocket...

If u cant answer "yes" to all dos questions.... Biko... Go dream again and tell ur baby to wait till u're 26...

Cheers

Ipledge:
am 21,am too young to keep a woman at home

verily verily, i say unto you.....

You don kolo finish........!!...

Avalon joor....

Very Rugged.....!!....

Lonelydora....

Shey na top speed people dey drive cars everytime? Most times people rarely pass 120km.... Plus stability at high speed is what really matters....

I wouldnt want to be doing 120km and d car would be doing like e wan fly...

So d avalon will do....

NB: assuming its EOD- 03 avalon o.... Den no be mate sef .... I dont know about 07/08 accord

@ Amya

i dont trust dos old pple....

Den wan use your head/star do "prayers" ni o.... And when the "prayers" yield money/big contracts/appointments, they will use the money to take care of you

you cant run away afterwards cos they're with your star/ori/head

Thats all.....!!....

Ipledge:
no abuse me Oo,I cant. Cater for family no mean say i can't cater for chilf

whats d difference? Is a child not a part of family?

If u're working and your wife is working and she's willing to share the bills, its far better nau....

Do you know what growing up with a single parent is like? When you eventually get married to another lady, how will the child fit in?

Do you know what growing up in a step family is like? If you think your will take good care of your child, you're very wrong.... Most Women dont care about kids that are not theirs... Infact your child will be your wife's 6th or 7th priority.....

If u dont marry the baby mama, this's how ur wife's priority will be like...

1. Her children
2. Her husband
3. Her work/job
4. Her family (ur inlaws)
5. Securing the "properties" under her control.
6. House maintenance/keeping d house running
7. Ur "bastard" child.

.....
If its new session for example, your wife will take care of 1-6 before she considers buying books/bag/pencil for the child.... Even food sef, she will serve, you, serve herself, her children, keep some more food in case her child becomes hungry..... Before she will serve you "bastard" child....

Forget all dos swears from naija women that they can take care of another woman's child as thier own... Na lie.... In practise, most of them do completely the opposite

Now let me ask you.... If you are the "baby girl" you want to have, will you be happy being treated like shyte by ur step mom? Abi the child will be staying with her mother....??.... If the mother marry another man, na im go raise your child...??..

Pls, the way you're thinking is irresponsible......!!....

You're only thinking about the present, not the future.

Ipledge:
When I slept last night,I had a dream that a beautiful gal around age 5 call me daddy,like am really her father(that's was so cute).i was so happy,I smiled in my dream and I was actually smiling when I woke up,am even smiling as I am typing.
I get some feelings anytime I remember my dream.here lies the problem,I can't cater for a family now.i need someone who can just birth to a baby for me and give me d baby 2years later.
How can I go with this.

This look like a joke,but am not joking..am damn serious

na human life you wan use play your fantasies?

Is it your dreams that will be paying the bills? you cant cater for a family and yet you want to have a child..... Out of wedlock...... Na your type dey give village gals belle and run away.....!!...

Later, you go waka go marry another gal abi.....??...

You are very very stoopid.......!!....

Crixina:
seriously?

it happens o... You know how hairdressers use to keep kerosene on side when they want to remove attchment.....

Sometimes you'll meet small insects/lice while removing the attachment.... It could be that the lady is dirty.... But sometimes, insect eggs arent completely removed from hair at storage or when re-used....

i once read somewhere that a lady in kenya died just like that too... Wen doctors removed her "hair" during autopsy, they found eggs on her scalp... And then a small spider... The poisonous spider eggs was sold with the attachment... Hatched on her head and when the spider bite her, the vernom went straight to her brain... She just fell and died like that....

Its really sad sha.... One's looking forward to tomorro only for all to b ova with the next step one take....

Who knows tomorrow?

i've been looking for this song.....

Wabiyo..... Wabiyo.... O wabiyo.....

Something like that....

It was my favorite song as a kid.... If i dey giv mama trouble, she'll just play "wabiyo" and me go run go sit for tv front dey admire the "auntie" singing.... They used tease me that she's my wife

who remember or know wia i can get d song pls

Goodluck ooo

If the kids stay with Buhari and become islamic radicals..... U no go have peace of mind even for one hour.... You will always be worried about who your pickin go bomb next.... Go ask Ogwuche papa.....!!....

I Rep.......... Ezionum.....!!....

Mondisweets:
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surely, you must know how to sing folklores then