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oyb:
windows phone has a much smaller appstore, but better data. android is a data killet

u neva use windows b4

Trut:
FOOLISHNESS is when you have been shouting "Up NEPA!!!'' since you were born but expects GEJ to become a magician within 4 years.

Labatan.......!!...

The most annoying are d people who criticize GEJ over power and the rail sectors....!!...

Make elevtion come kia kia.... They'll get their ass whopped....!!...

mehn...

Girls dey chop prieckk ooo

and den go dey pretend say den no like prieckk

In 2012,

The same useless goats were ranting that they don't want soldiers...

And screaming blue murder that Ihejirika is killing their people...

Now when boko haram don show them pepper....

Dan buroba shege duri n ki

Quote1:
Didn't he say he has fulfilled his promise on power. What stabilization is he talking about when we are now enjoying 247 power supply

Revolution:
“Without security, there is no government. So it is not debatable, it is something we have to addressed and we are working towards that with vigour. But if I’m voted into power within the next four years, the issue of power will become a thing of the past. Four years is enough for anyone in power to make significant improvement and if I can’t improve on power within this period, it then means I cannot do anything even if I am there for the next four years.”
President Goodluck Jonathan, 31st January 2011.

blackfase:
You run into a headline like this and as you about to start to shout allelu'a, you also remember this -
“Without security, there is no government. So it is not debatable, it is something we have to address and we are working towards that with vigour. But if I’m voted into power within the next four years, the issue of power will become a thing of the past. Four years is enough for anyone in power to make significant improvement and if I can’t improve on power within this period, it then means I cannot do anything even if I am there for the next four years.”...
...then it's like, "whadafvck!"

Do you guys know how long it takes to build a power plant? You think building power plant is like building house?

Do you know you first have to design and build everything you'll put into the power plant and ship into the country?

Do you think building power plants alone will give you steady power supply? What about the transmission and substation systems? What about all the old phcn transformers and feeder cables?

Do you think you can re-design, build, ship, couple, install and connect all the components within 4 years?

We dont know what we want in this country.... There's no power, people complain, u upgrade a power plant to generate more power, people are still complaining.

Some people who have never built a bungalow all their life are complaining about a man who is commisioning power plants... Some even take take 10 yrs to complete ordinary bungalow

I tire for naija

come and see boobies oh
come and see boobies oh
come and see boobies ehhh

Selwin256:
Just thinking... A Nigerian female Governor dressed like that.... Ahhh! Wahala dey be dat ooooo!

which female naija politician go wear bikini?

wetin she wan show off? Protuding tummy, flabby boobies, fat orobo rounded laps....??...

eeww...!!...

Why she come blackk like this nau...??

Cant she bleach...??...

"A married woman, Jummai Isaac, 27,
said she has not taken in since she got
married in the year 2000. “I haven’t conceived since I got married
in the last fourteen years"


so she got married at 12-13.......


Its pathetic....!!...

MizyB:
Hi

Hi Bebe Gal....!!...

Thanks for saying Hi to me...!!

From the bottom of my heart, i wish you a lovely weekend....!!...

Yetundechef:
Congrats, but you too join. What is "now a days".??
Na wa oo

Its a normal Nigerian parlance nau...

Haha....

So much fuss....

mbulela:
Coupled with WhatsApp and text language.

no go there bros....

Those ones are very annoying...

you'll wonder whether they're writing "rastafaria"

tripleBgirl:
including you...hiding under the guise of Pidgin english.

do you think it is easy to write in pigden english? In fact, pigden english is harder to write cos there's no general spelling rules to let you know if you make mistakes ....

Well, so far as you get the message, i'm good....!!....










e be like say na your type dey pour sand for other people's garri

Ishilove:
I'm Libra

Me too

nhop:

i am available @

stephenoweniwe7@gmail.com

cheers

Whynotthetruth:
I think you mean Enugu-Onitsha express route though the Old road of same Enugu-Onitsha is very good and motorable...

you'll be amazed that 80% of d drivers that ply the road dont know about the bypass alternative lying paralel to the expressway

But the transport companies.....

Ekwulobia, eastern as doing just fine...

Why not buy new buses and give d companies on hire purchase basis?

folabayo1:
Rip to the dead


That's why we need GMB to Marchout this terrorist but the ignorant GEJ followers would disagree because they prefer the bloodshed than peace..
May heaven touch their hearts and open their eyes to see the light.
SAIBUHARI

what has GEJ got to do with it?

Did GEJ give the guys explosive vests, drive them to the check point and told them to blow themselves up?

The parents of these suicide bombers, their family, community..... What are they doing?

If someone decide to carry rifle and shot innocent people, whose fault is it?

Those cocain traffickers, armed robbers et al.... They're GEJ's fault too

The earlier you stop blaming Goodluck, the better for you

Ladies, abegi make una leave this guy neck alone nau....

Thread almost derailed

xynerise:
That wasn't a mistake from him but a gbagaun

the amount of gbagaun people are "commiting" now a days.... Even graduates..... Its pathetic....

They will blame government....
No be government... Na lack of book reading habit for secondary school dey cause am

xynerise:
What do you mean?

he probably meant to say he's DISGUSTED

Why cant the guys holding the table just....

Sit on it

Engrdukechidi:
you cannot give adamawa to buhari

thats it....!!...

So if u add rivers, edo, adamawa, imo, taraba and anambra to GEJ's points, then he's won....!!...

The IGNORE option is the best thing to do when it comes to step mother matters.....

Ignore them..... Your dad and his wife, ignore them..... Since ur bro has finished uni.... Retirement dey come for daddy soon...

just ignore them completely.... Later, na dem go come dey beg u make u come visit them....

I think it'll end up like the Delta state governorship elections....

Though the PDP/Uduaghan was very unpopular during the period, they still managed to shove the DPP away....

Thats how the presidential election will turn out....

When PDP rolls outs its election day tricks, u'll be amazed at how figures will come up....

Forget about Goodluck, he doesnt control anything. The PDP is like a military+"associations"+cult+business community rolled into one.

And forget Rivers, Imo, Taraba and Edo going to APC. APC cant win 23 in anambra. Give them 5.... The army will still be stationed in the North East during the elections.... Am not sure the army will sit and watch people there vote for APC...

Overall, it'll be a narrow win for PDP.... Say pdp 56:44 apc

Greenified:
Chubby don cause gbege oh

Nor be only Chubby

The lover girl neighbour too