kingxsamz:
Women don't like to be told that they're dirty.
Why didn't she clean the dashboard?
she should kiss the truth abeg. If I were the guy I would have stepped down and trekked home.

lLmao..u for step down trek home ke...guy no kill wit laff abeg.

asuustrike2009:
A linguistics is the scientific study of language and its structure, including the study of grammar, syntax, and phonetics. We have various type of linguistics. They include linguistics in English, linguistics in French , linguistics in Yoruba, Linguistics in Efik and among others. A person who studies a language is called a linguist. Hence if I study French or English I am a linguist

Even wit ASUU strike u still sabi book.Tuale

angelboy01:
If the EFCC wants to arrest young men living large without an identifiable source of income, then they should first start with Yusuf Buhari rather than patrons of Lagos Night Club. Yusuf does not have a job, he has not done NYSC. His father had to borrow to pay for his nomination forms. So where did he get the money for his BMW power bike? After Yusuf the EFCC should then move to the Sons and Daughters of our politicians who also live large. Most of you guys hating on Gboys you are only envious and jealous of them. My advice to Gboys out there when you get that dollars invest into farming, snailery, agriculture in general.
Let's betterment the society, our environment, the people around us, give to the needy, and bless the poor instead of flaunting the money, pumping expensive champagnes, wasting cash on oloshos, look for a woman that will build your dream for you and surround yourself with visionary friends.

but dem no fit get diz sense wey u get..so painful weneva i c dem dey do laulau.

NwaAmaikpe:



Girls must cheat.
For him to have repeatedly stabbed her on private part proves that she must have been cheating on him.

Naija girls should stop cheating.
Irrespective of colour, size or shape; preeks are all the same.

Neva needed to check d name jus new it was gon b u..u so dumb nigga try get some sense abeg..I b'liv say oneday u get children no allow wetin u do for here affect dem negatively for future.

Greene66:
Then N45m came around

I dont know why but I don't trust women at all. I can't handle heartbreak..

I rather be having sex with different women than to keep one and call wife or girlfriend and stay faithful. I no fit. I rather be free

ma broda from anoda moda..Take three gbosa.

kingthreat:
Well you don blow. Say all what you want to say.
Now Dilly would be wishing he used that money to go on a worldwide sex tourism than use it to invest in your music.
To all ya'll upcoming artists including Airfoirce1, ingrates like this guy is the reason it'll be more difficult to find a sponsor.

No b lie bro..On point.

Na money b fyn bobo

FinBalor:
Do I blame the youths of this country if they join cultism? They have a worthless, useless President who have nothing to offer them?

You see people, I get mad when people refuse to learn from there past histories!

This is a man that has never achieved anything in his life apart from being "Incorruptible" (WASH!)
He can tell that to the marines or his almajeric brothers!

Nigerians, have you people not noticed that since this man became President, he has always blamed the past administration from day 1! Thats his life achievement. If you give this worthless fellow another four years, it will still be garbage in, garbage out.

Yes! Buhari is a very worthless and ill fated human being. I say this without mincing words.
Just read further.

Let me proove to you people my point. Back when I was in the secondary school, we had teachers who were so complacent with work that they barely thought us anything! But at the end of the month, they received salaries. After secondary school and we all went to universities, did we all not try to keep up with the curriculum of the university even though we were handicapped from secondary school? Did we blame our past teachers in secondary for not giving us the foundation we need to study maths in the university? If you guys watch, serious students would move on and catch up with the new system. But the iddiots back in class then will continue complaining and procrastinating till its too late and nothing achieved!

These scenario is akin to what is happening to Buhari now. Yes! We agree that money was being stolen under Jonathan. But what were you elected for Buhari? Is it not to stop the robbery and reposition Nigeria?

Buhari when will you ever be useful in your very useless life? Must you always complain? Why not forget the past administration and focus on giving us a better life?

I have never believed in you and will never believe in you! There is a Latin Adage that says "Nemo dat, quod non habet". It means, Nobody gives what he or she does not have.

Buhari you dont have it and will never have it. I know you will probably win again because you have millions of zombies who still look up to you as a Messiah. Personally, I am saving up millions already just in case you win. I know it will be a very tough hell.

You are hopeless, useless, redundant, non progressive, ineffectual, ineffective, kaput, INCOMPETENT, pathetic, inept, retrogressive, renegade, broken retarrd, fruitless and not needed.

My PVC is armed to remove you alreadoy.

Omoyele Sowore Is My Candidate. With Love From Anambra live and direct!

Damn it ..u dey vex ooo..This is complete finishing of our presidio..Chisos!

Wat a life we living..When i see tinz lyk diz somtymez i don't wanna b alive..Rip bro

correctguy101:

Me too.....
At least, he's a NL celebrity

Hmmm nairaland celeb..I lyk dat

Realest nigga..Wu marriage hep

Too many people yabing airforce 1..I wish nigga get signed n blow up.

Ayodejioak:
When Mishaps happen in countries like these,

Unfortunately, it is the common man that get most of the hit!

You can decide to be whatever you want to be today...

But never settle for less. Never be ok with meagre. Never stay common!

This is inspiring bro

Green sheriff is urgently needed in gidi.They should come learn from calabar.

This is so unbelievable.. Y'all need to watch this video. It was a new house. Every midnight, the water tap in the bathroom mysteriously opened & water flowed.
It became a routine and no person could be found.
A reknowned evangelist (name withheld) said it is a demon and the house needs deliverance.
The house owner decided to fix his mobile camera around the tap.
And midnight came. What do u think might have happened? See this .�

jerflakes:
Good work!

You have a scientists' curiousity

But you don't boil something inside oil though

The term, boiling, is reserved for water or water-soluble liquid

Abeg no vex for that correction, I like your experiment though

. u b Coret guy

Threebear:
Just like the Kardashians ,she's embracing the hoe life, next ,she'll start a reality show.
Keeping up with the cucumbers.

nigga u killed diz thread walai..chaii smh

[quote author=doyinisaac post=64336181][/quote] Guy u fucking wicked..Abeg make u stop.

sexybbstar:

Nairaland babes are the same ladies you see in your street, in church or at the place of work. Tell him not to be scared.

Real talk... u r Beautiful wit gr8 curves

E dey lyk say na u go direct ma first music video..nice one bro..more grease to ur elbow.

mhisbliss:
in nigeria even kpangolo music sells as long as the beat is ok and danceable, every upcoming musician would be stars if only they get the publicity and promotion, and with the money at davido's disposable he kinda had an advantage, if everyone had the same opportunity as davido, he wouldn't have succeeded with his frog voice

Its nothing personal incase a fanboy want to carry matter for head

. He still worked smart wit jah..Got a lot of rich kids doing music in Africa.

Exconvict turn king..welcome home big dawg

NtoAkwaIbom:
Wiskid has the voice advantage over Davido.
Davido has the knowledge of beat and how to flow to it, advantage over wizkid.

Both are good at what they do... Just that With the way Davido is goin, he will take over the African market, as the kpong kpong kpong beat is what thrils us.
Wizkid keeps using the fella beat style, tell you what, the Nigerian market buys the dance beat style, more than anything.... Go and ask all the rappers, with amazing lyrics were they are now...
They could not adjust to the dancebeat type of music, so they disappeared.. If wizkid continues with the way he is goin, he may be another Fella to the international scene, but trust me he will loss the Nigerian and African base.

u talk sense bro...no b lie

menwongo:
Oya laugh small jare
.
I was driving from house to GRA this morning through Rumuokwuta round about, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, he wanted 'something' from me for calling while driving...
Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely at him.

Policeman: (Shaking)
Ah! You carry dog?

Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na offense?

Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable)
Na where una dey come from?

Me: From hospital.

Policeman: Ehen! you sick?

Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person almost die sef.

Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now)
Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that?

Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person.

Policeman: The dog know you?

Me: Yes nah, no be my dog?

Policeman: (Sweating)
This your door, how you dey open am?

Me: How you take enter?

Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no open.
(The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear).

Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God beg you, open the door for me make I comot. I no go collect anythin from you.

Me: How much you go pay me?

Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since morning. Na only N1,000 dey wit me.

Me: You neva ready.
(I looked back at the dog).

Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The oda N1,000 na my wife own, but I go give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient)
Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry. Take the N2,000 make you open the door plssssssse!

Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 & allowed him out of the car)

Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you and your yeye dog.

Guy y u do me like diz..lwkmd

orijintv:


His real name is Aboriomoh Femi Raymond and he is popularly known as Code Name "Dremo". He is Handsome , Rich and Famous. He rolls with the Who is Who in the Nigeria Music Industry. With the kind of fame he has in Nigeria, i'm sure your Girlfriend would even want to hangout and prolly smash him if she gets the chance to. Now with all this said ;

Who TF are you?

dremo die hard fan spotted

Real talk

Go set up a music studio bro...and thank me later

Mi iiiiiiihgdd

NwaAmaikpe:



Uncles love to put their nose all up in their niece's business.
They are even more inquisitive than a jealous boyfriend.


The nosy uncle just put sand in somebody's garri.

I go make sure say I use u sing one day...just watch out

This is really deep pastor.I feel the day pipo strart preparing more for der marriage dan d wedding day,more marriages will last long...IDGAF bout wedding.

OGa layi u should know by now dat wat coms around goes around..OGa b ready to live wit it until d end of ur administration,unfortunately ders notin dat can be done about it n moreso dats d fun of democracy.

NwaAmaikpe:


What level of indiscipline and lawlessness is this?
Why should there be a traffic jam because one youthful exuberant miscreant is plying the road?

A revolution should occur in this country,
Our standards need to be redefined
Why are u soo dumb?Grow up boy
If this happened in the east....trust the youths to push him and his car into a ditch.

Nonsense
Arrogant failure whose only talent is his father's money.

Why are u soo dumb.Grow up boy

g4everybody:
Can we call this rape, because the girls were d one meeting him and he has done it more than 10 times. The girls were said to b flaunting money in class meaning they were enjoying the act. Is there really any case here?

I wonda oo ma broda...seems all diz pipo blaming d man didn't get d full gist of d story..Though i guess his only crime must have bin b'coz dey r unda age galz.