iLegendd:
Why are you Nigerians like this? You stalked me hundreds of times and abused me and my parents. I paid you money to stop stalking or talking to me and you agreed.

After eating the money, you continued stalking 2 months later. Why did you accept the money when you couldn't keep the agreement? You even used multiple accounts to abuse me. I have my reasons for always ignoring you because you feel you can eat your cake and have it.

I swear to God na only this account I use to troll you and I swear to God I promise you I will deactivate my account completely i am tired of roaming online i wanna go offline and start sth concrete to better my life.

Honestly, what happened that time if you could remember it was a just a random comment I made in response to your post abt a free version of your book. And it wasn't meant to broke or reneged the promise. And it was after about six months when I saw your post which you said any1 that want a free version of your book lasticle should indicate so because I want I immediately qoute you to show my interest.

This time I swear i will deactivate my account completely

iLegendd:
Keep bragging!

Even those of us who have lived it, dumpped it, wrote books about it, made millions from those books and still making till eternity from our intellectual properties, lived/being in different non-African countries and have global experience, banged almost every race, etc. don't make that claim even though we're more than capable.

Local champs always feel everyone is their mate or in their level online.

Enjoy your delulu.

I'll ignore you now. I have given you too much of my time. Let me go check my crypto trade and watch Chelsea Vs Liverpool.

Have a nice day feeling funky and don't forget, if you want to last hours in bed without drugs, read the book Lasticle and thank me later. Google it. If you want to be great in bed and rock her world like no living thing ever would, I recommend you read TheDAVIDO F* Guide.

I know you'll claim to be a pro already, so, recommend them to your friend.

You wan form redpill to someone who earns from it. Irony of life.

kindly assist me with 50k sir ilegendd I swear I will never troll. i swear to God i will deactivate my account entirely. 0211206511 gtb God bless you more

youngsum:
Sorry the alert came late I received thank you

shame on you! Because of 1k you're thanking him? Wetin 1k buy you? If I were you I would have rejected it. Ilegendd i can't thank you for 1-5k even if u offer me I will reject it.

Na only 50k I will accept and appreciate

iLegendd:
Something I have sent 4+ hours ago.

stingy man na 1-5k you only fit dash ESP to guys

iLegendd:
One of my female besties visited. In the past, she had broken lots of my glass cups accidentally.

I have broken some myself. In her case, I warned her that when next she breaks another cup, our friendship is over. This was a year or two ago.

Yesterday, I was sleeping and she was in the living room watching TV with her phone on her laps.

The Devil told her to get up and drink water. While picking the glass from the table, it slipped and was about falling. At the same time, the phone on her laps slipped and was also falling.

She said she was confused on what to save because she remembered how I told her if she breaks another glass again, it's over.

With this on her mind, she saved the glass but her phone, without a cover or protector, slammed on the tile and got blank immediately.

I woke a few hours later and she was nãked in the kitchen with her fat ass staring at me washing plate and cleaning everywhere nonchalantly as if someone died.

She had lost interest in finishing the movie she started. She was also supposed to go home that day. From her body language, she seemed frustrated.

She narrated everything and told me how she cried, lost appetite and almost woke me from sleep but recalled I don't like being disturbed when I'm sleeping. I laughed and told her well-done for saving my glass.

At this moment, she had no phone. I gave her TP to go home, but remembered how she loves and worships me even though her tall and legally rich boyfriend is begging her to love him the way he loves her. I pity nice guys or men who beg for love or sex.

Out of the abundance of thy heart, I converted small Dollar on Binance P2P and gave her to get a small phone. I gave her one of my phones and my ATM to call me when she gets to the market.

She called and told me everything is so damn expensive. She bought one, came back, and told me she even inquired how much to change her screen.

The money sounded small to me—so I told her to go back and change it. She looked at me in shock and asked, "Are you serious or you're joking?"

She went there and called back with a sad voice. "What happened?" I asked. "Omoh, those people no gree again o. They made a call to their headquarters and were told the price had gone waaay up."

I checked the new price in Dollar and it wasn't even much either, so I told her to fix it else, by tomorrow, it will cost 1 million to fix it. The Naira is not smiling, but to those of us who swiftly moved our money to Dollar the day APC took over, we can't complain much. I warned you people about APC coming to destroy as a revenge, but you didn't listen.

My advice to people. Whatever you have the money to buy now, buy it NOW because if you go back 2 hours later, you'll pay more. We won't get to Zimbabwe or Venezuela's level, but we'll get a little close.

Whatever goes up in Nigeria never goes down. Even if it manages to go down, it's temporary—it will go back up even if the government pegs fuel at 50 Naira per litre and Naira gains strength. E don go up be say, e don go up.

So, I lost more than 50k because of fear of breaking my glass. Wow! I'm actually impressed by how she fears losing me over losing her phone. That's the power you have when you take a woman to cloud 9 with your less than 9 inch power ranger.

But, if you're a woman and you're in her shoe, you'll do the same—if not for anything, at least, for the d*ck that knows its job.

this simp can't do without totoo

weblord1900:
So 7+years ago I made this post seeking advice on a journey I was to embark on.
.
First of all pardon my English,
I'm here again to share my experience over the years of my apprenticeship and also the process. I know it's not all part of this country practice this system. It's more prevellent in the east.
For me there has been up and down and mostly down. This is something you can never understand until you personally experience it.. It will reshape your entire life especially your mind whether you like it or not.

I left my village by June to meet my Oga in the city. I spent 6months as testing. Like the first 6months were not counted as part of the agreement. I was even lucky because some spend 1year as testing. So I started in 2017 after agreement. This type of agreement just involve your oga coming to meet your parents with few eyewitnesses.. No lawyer or paper to sign. Just verbal agreement ,No fixed price .. They'll only discuss on how long you will work for him or her( the oga or madam).

When I started my Oga is still single so I was doing most of the works in the house including cooking .. We were living very happy .. I was eating very well .if you look at me then the evidence is there 😀 Sometimes my oga will come back with full fried chicken oh oh.. Only me and him .. Things where just smooth ..
Fast forward to 2019 my oga decided to my settle down.. I think I use like 4years senior my oga wife. At the first few months his wife was very angelic,calm and gentle. She serve us tea every morning..
Omo how she take change I don't know 🙆🏾‍♂️ I no offend anybody .. I'm very calm in nature .. My oga follow change too. Nobody day send me again ..

During 2020 covid 19 my eyes saw my ears .. I know things was hard then but mine was hard pro max. From 2018 I started suffering from chronic tonsillitis. I was taking drugs up and down including self medication .. I started noticing change from the way I speak because I don't know if it's the drug or the sickness that's affecting me .. I had no one to tell. By 2021 I gathered courage and told my oga 😪.. He carry me go meet aboki people make he carry scissors chop the two damaged tonsils in my throat .. Them just day price am 3k 5k I day one side day shed tears 😭 . I called someone and told him about everything. He told my oga to take me to a good hospital. The story long sha but at the end I went under tonsillectomy surgery .. I'm now fine

By 2023 which is supposed to be my last year my oga carry another problem come.. The way he was treating me caused problems between some of his brother and sister including some of his friends because they don't like the way he was treating me. They were all encouraging and giving me advice to persevere because I'm almost through its just a temptation.
I was settled this February with wetin my mouth not fit talk after serving for 7year chai😭 🤦. You can't even rent a shop with here with the amount I received. I haven't talked about buying the goods in this period every price has sky rocketed. I thank my family and friends it's all good.

Life is a journey ..I still have more opportunities ahead of me. I have seen more than 20 other people that have come to serve but didn't finish. Most of them doesn't last for 2years but I persist because I'm determined for success. With this energy nothing can stop me.

Let me tell you some key points in this system.
1. They don't tell you how much you'll receive at the end. Just be ready to take what you see.
2. It will greatly affect your mental health positively or negatively depending on how you are being treated.
3. There will be alot of temptations and peer pressure if you're not careful you'll be dismissed.
4. If at the end your oga decides not to settle you ,that's all for you. He cannot be procecuted by any law since there is no signed agreement.
5. You'll be blamed for some wrong things you didn't do.
6. There are some common thing you won't be allowed to do.. Like voting during election or going to the football field to play with your friends. You can only be at home or shop.
7. For example if you agreed to work for 5years you might see yourself still working for him after 7years with no settlement. I have seen lot of them.

I'm going to be 28 next month. I have seen and experience more, this is all I can say for now. I can't say i am at loss or profit here because I cherish the experience I gained over the year although I didn't get the finance which made to start the journey at the beginning. If I had money I would have just learn the business for less than a year and start my own but such is life. Some of my classmates are doing well while others never see food chop. Some of the females are married with 2 to 3 children. Mine isn't the worst tho. This life no balance.
I just hope this government make things easy for everybody. E come reach my turn to hustle everywhere come red 🔴😂 ..

I thank Se.un for Nairaland o.. Na here I day come read everything including the cruise, bash and banter. SE.UN abeg check if my story na front page material 😁

Ilegendd when will you settle me? I have been working for you about 7yrs or thereabouts u no gree settled me right?
Money121 let me be your boi I hope you will treat me well

nlfpmod:


Credit: Omo GbajaBiamila

ilegendd

vickydevoka:

45 euros na chicken change

happy Sunday

maureensylvia:


With three kids, yes.

ohhh eyyya!

maureensylvia:
Mkpuruobi juru ncheghari fugbuo ya ka onwuo na onweghi ihe ori ndu eme

Are you married?

fergie001:


Peter Gregory Obi

this is the kind of leader Nigeria is yearning, I pray you succeed in 2027

DoxxAnon:


You are a good guy! Stay in touch

It has been long sir

iLegendd:
Ignore the person you quoted if you don't want to be stalked for a minimum of 5 years.

you're not a real nigga

iLegendd:
You're a fake SIMP. I want a real one. A man women control. Do women control you?

you're the biggest simp

SuperOnyi:







Boss, how do people like us get rid of this spirit of virginity that has made us to remain virgins even though we could easily do away with it? 😀

Is this normal? And do we break away when we want to?

stop pretending

adesegun121:
Noted

you better go and get yours

ThatHausagirl:





Ta ko ina ce

hhhh you're not hausa

ThatHausagirl:


Yare na ne mana😏

hmmmm toh ke bahaushiyar kano ne ko katsina ko zaria ko sokoto?

ThatHausagirl:
Rich kid

Menene Hausa kuma?

servantofGod22:
Every good doors closed against you in 2023, shall be opened as you step into year 2024. Henceforth, the wickedness of the wicked shall not prevail in your life, every thing concerning your life shall go forward, every evil plan of wicked assigned to keep you stagnant shall be aborted and cast into the lake of everlasting fire Amen. As you journey with your family into 2024 there shall be a supernatural Turn around in your life in Jesus name

amen thank you sir

taiwoowiat:


This is what I also have in mind.
Study what normally trigger your anger.
Don't expect much things that will pleased you from people.

God bless you for this wonderful comment, this is the best way to...

JoeClefAuthor:
I'll soon go through them and pick my winner. Waiting for more comments before I make my choice.

must you always stress people before you give them token?

EnglandAmaka:
White Rice and Chicken Pepper Soup


However, How will people in the the South East celebrate Christmas since Monday is sit at home? 🤔

stingy woman

vickydevoka:

If you are logical and sensible enough, you will sit down an think. Ask yourself why is this guy using format? as you said . Are you gonna give me anything. I will never ask you for a dime. I'm just showing winning ticket to encourage you. Don't give up in life

Special Christmas greetings to you


I wanna chop meat pls