ThatHausagirl:





Ta ko ina ce

hhhh you're not hausa

ThatHausagirl:


Yare na ne mana😏

hmmmm toh ke bahaushiyar kano ne ko katsina ko zaria ko sokoto?

ThatHausagirl:
Rich kid

Menene Hausa kuma?

servantofGod22:
Every good doors closed against you in 2023, shall be opened as you step into year 2024. Henceforth, the wickedness of the wicked shall not prevail in your life, every thing concerning your life shall go forward, every evil plan of wicked assigned to keep you stagnant shall be aborted and cast into the lake of everlasting fire Amen. As you journey with your family into 2024 there shall be a supernatural Turn around in your life in Jesus name

amen thank you sir

taiwoowiat:


This is what I also have in mind.
Study what normally trigger your anger.
Don't expect much things that will pleased you from people.

God bless you for this wonderful comment, this is the best way to...

JoeClefAuthor:
I'll soon go through them and pick my winner. Waiting for more comments before I make my choice.

must you always stress people before you give them token?

EnglandAmaka:
White Rice and Chicken Pepper Soup


However, How will people in the the South East celebrate Christmas since Monday is sit at home? 🤔

stingy woman

vickydevoka:

If you are logical and sensible enough, you will sit down an think. Ask yourself why is this guy using format? as you said . Are you gonna give me anything. I will never ask you for a dime. I'm just showing winning ticket to encourage you. Don't give up in life

Special Christmas greetings to you


I wanna chop meat pls

ednut1:
Dont be surprised if Europe recolonizes Africa again under the guise of we had to stop the illegal migration. People embarking on this trip get mind sha. Tufiakwa

Oga why are you jealous? Na D same route that u follow come Canada . how many people u help come Canada? U don't want people to come join u

JoeClefAuthor:
No, I'm too stubborn to listen.

Totoclef

Dpaulie:

If I had known you well and your intention, I could introduce u to one( maybe older though) but fear who no fear Nigerian youths
Yahoo! Yahoo! Intentions everywhere

my intention is pure sir I'm interested please

JoeClefAuthor:
ATTENTION, PLEASE

This is what will happen.

I'll ask you guys to send me your Nairaland name and your WhatsApp number to my email or WhatsApp. 

I'll add everyone to a group.
I'll privately assign a number to each person.

I'll ask number 1-10 to choose from number 11-20 who will be in his/her group. Then, I'll ask number 11-20 to choose from number 21-30 who he wants to join him/her.

I'll pair 3 people together to be each other's primary accountability partner.

I'll be the secondary accountability partner only checking in on the 15th of every month for everyone to give accountable of their progress.

Later, I will rearrange the group and put people who have similar pursuits in life in the same 3-in-1 group since they have a lot in common.

At the end of the year, there will be a winner from these 3 people in a group.

These winners will have a chance to win again in the overall group. So, try your best to progress the most in your group. Now you have challengers, you don't need to ever relent.

Each group of 3 will agree on a name of an animal, bird, or fish they'll be called like

The Lions
The Eagles
The Whales
The Tigers
Etc.

After agreeing on a name, you'll come up with a short slogan (refering to progress, growth, power, strength and not giving up) of not more than 6 words.

Example

1. The Lions (Relentless Till I Succeed)
2. The Eagles (Finally Flying to Success)
3. The Whales (I Overcome Big Obstacles with Ease)
4. The Tigers (Strength in Abundance, Success in Accordance)

And so on...

You get the point.

Also, your group member should not know your Nairaland moniker. I'm the only one to know. You'll tell them a name you're more known with at home, not your moniker.

This is to make sure two monikers that are sworn enemies don't find out that they're in the same group.

Your introduction in the group will be simple.

I'm Steve, from Ondo state.
I have lots of dreams, but the 4 I'll focus on in 2024 are

1. Coding like a pro
2. Master graphics like a pro
3. One that I'm not comfortable telling anyone, but it's long the line of relationship/family
4. Money saving habit of at least 5k per month

That is it for now.


So, send me your

1. Moniker:
2. A second name you're mostly called in real life, not your full name:
3. Email:
4. WhatsApp no:
5. Chosen accountability app:
6. Zodiac sign:

Via WhatsApp: 09060760264
Via Email: iLegendbusiness@gmail.com

I'm not going to reply your message on WhatsApp, but on the 19-20th of December, you'll find yourself in our general WhatsApp group.

you go explain tire because no evidence pussylegendd

JoeClefAuthor:
To partake in the Procrastination and Distraction ( P & D ) program, reply this with I'm interested.

how much will you pay me?

ednut1:
They have gotten Canadian citizenship already, there is a pathway for work permit in USA if they can get a job offer. There is more money in USA with cheaper housing in many states and better weather in the southern and midwestern states . Many are already working for American companies in Canada and can transfer. So why not? 😁
There are still many who will never consider moving as them dey fear gun violence in USA , already have mortgages, children settled etc.

I heard that your refugee camp had been closed

iLegendd:
One day left.

borrow me 100k to set up a business please I'll pay you next year

iLegendd:
This post is for those who have read this one below
https://www.nairaland.com/7938376/18-before-2024-nobody-told

If you haven't read it, read it to the end and come back here, else you won't understand. Don't let laziness deprive you of this.

I will not join

iLegendd:
Only 6 people have posted their chosen apps.

I'll add these 6 people to a Telegram or WhatsApp group on the 15th. I'll be their accountability partner. I'll check up on them on the 15th of every month and they must prove to me how far they've gone. If they lie, I'll request for a video call and if the lie is verified as a lie, they'll be kicked out of the group.

There will be 100k to be won by December, 2024 to the person who kept his or her promise.

I'll close the the door on the 15th of this month. If you're serious with your life, better find your own app and post. When I close it, don't message me to say iLegend, please add me.

I'm doing this for free, I'm begging you for free, and I'll still pay you 100k in December, 2024 for free. Only a billionaire or a goat will not take advantage of this.

Note: We're only starting with 100k (just like BBNaija), but there is a chance it will be more than that.

One day, if this thing becomes successful, we'll do it on a larger scale and millions will be taken home.

I know it will work and I know we'll mint successful people through this.

So, you have two days left post your app. When the door is closed, it's closed till 2024.

I am not interested fuckin stingy

iLegendd:


I don't want to laugh (even though I did). We've all been through it. I lost back then to the point you could roast corn on my chest because of how hot it was. Anger here and there.

If a coin is moving, the moment I join, it stops and starts going against me. At a point, I felt there is someone specifically monitoring me. I felt crytpo hates me. This has happened at least 40 times.

These loses made me begin to develop my own strategies. Today, I don't get angry again if things go against me neither am I excited when it favors me. I'm just chilled. Money is invaluable, but I decided not to place so much value in it again.

Knowing that 50 - 80 years from now, most of us will be dead and we won't be buried with money, I became emotionally detached from outcomes. I do it now because of the adrenaline rush and it kills boredom. I always love when there is chaos in the market. I don't care the direction — I just want chaos.

I'm more prepared for the worst than I'm prepared for the profit. I'm already used to losing alot back then, so now, I only play with what I can lose and laugh about it.

Luckily, using lots of exchanges has saved me and also, thanks to Coinank and Coinglass's free heatmap. With those two apps, I enter trade only after studying where liquidity is and where liquidation will most likely take place. I love to get in when others have already been liquididated or when they're hunting to liquidate them. Eating from the king's table is a privilege since I'm not the king yet.

The manipulation is high and since I can't beat them, I monitor their movements so I can join them.

Take heart, you'll surely overcome. For me and my lineage, I'll never leave crytpo except BTC plunges to $0.001.

Even if I tell you I have stopped, just know that it's a lie borne out of trying to hide that I'm into it for security reasons.

if what you wrote above is true why are you so stingy? You don't help people with money

This post doesn't make sense I swear

Evolutionism:


I took N50,000 to market today.

The money wasn't enough to get all the items on my list.

I will be heading back again with additional N50,000 to the market tomorrow to complete the list.

OMG! you're a big man sir, how I wish I could see 5k is enough for me to buy garri, grandnut and sugar that can last me a week

iLegendd:
Paid? I don't accept such money. I'm not a part of that committee. Count me out.

I'm upset Eva and Hollandia, that I have bought the most in my life, have fake versions.

Peak is so good with garri. Try it and you'll never buy Hollandia again.

Also, try Aquafina and you'll never buy Eva water again. I'm not saying Peak may not have fake versions, but I like the fact they taste better and have a second cover.

The only benefit of Eva is to make people think you're rich. Forget that thing. Aquafina is better.

Help me with this food convo ilegendd it looks yummy