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acidrop:
no, he's married

na polygamous marriage o
three is the minimum, so am in search of 2 more

yes, afterall she's got my "keke napep"

ifyalways:
Nde bai
nkea bu igbo ka o bu gini?
ndewo nke gi.

asusu de ni ichiche
ke ka imere

platinumnk:
u didnt even call me back !

u leave my lonely and see what happens!

again?

190:
i jst kant talk,
i aint happy wit ya!
u have done it again 4 the third tyme!
u are playin wit my emotions
i wud cal u b4 goin 2 bed thats all

^{i dont want thunder 2 fire my keyboard}

bros no try am o else

nde bai, ndewo nnu o

ke ife na eme eba?

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ifihearam:
@OXONE

NOW YOU ARE TALKING

what exactly are you on about

platinumnk:
;d

hi sweets, whats good

Jakumo:
Praise the Lord. Oxone, for he hath opened my eyes to the REAL, give-away price of a Gulfstream jet.   I am full confident now that if I work really hard at my palm-wine tapper's job for the next 3000 years, I too will ride the heavens like Pastor Eunuch.

Today is indeed a glorious day of Signs and Wonders.   Oooooooh yeah !    I can feel the power of Jeeeeesus asking us ALL to pay our taxes, regardless of our occupation.

read my other post on this thread & u'll know that am[b] not in support[/b] of the 4billion naira jet & i'm[b] in support[/b] of them paying taxes but if you must post, do that with the actual figures man (i mean correct figures)

Jakumo:
Ahem ! Lord,  I can feel the Holy Spirit COMPELLING me in the name of Jeeeesus to hand over my salary to someone deserving, so now would be a good time for all of us to stand up, close our eyes, raise our arms in the air and wave them about like drowning lemmings,  and shout  " Hallelujah, blood of Jeeeesus" while Pastor Eunuch's church orderlies stealthily pick our pockets, because at least we know now that Lagos State will take its own SIZEABLE cut from the mountain of cash so collected, before the rest goes to fuel Pastor Eunuch's 52 million dollar Gulfstream4 jet . 

Praise the Lord, for He truly doth worketh in mysterious and wondrous ways !

i have carefully read all your post & have firmly reached the conclusion that you are a complete idiot who happens to have the advantage (disadvantage to me) of an internet connection & have not fully comprehended or understood the power of google (for research) . you shoot off your mouth at random, have made no sensible contribution whatsoever to the topic in question & have finally exposed your ignorance & lack of proper education to all & sundry in nairaland.
you are a classic example of what i call an Educated Illiterate whose only claim to education might be the certificate u have.
its not compulsory to comment on every topic & if you do not have a reasonable contribution, its best to keep your mouth shut so as to not to expose your ignorance & if your aim is to increase your number of post, i suggest you use only the emoticon ( ) i have outlined here as they also count. there are also other less stupid ways to seek attention
i'm very sure you'll start foaming at the mouth as you have done all day & start insulting me but i wont trade words with you (cos when you fight with a mad man, the difference will not be clear) & before u get carried away,
type in www.google.com & find out the price of adeboye's jet which is $28,000,000 (twenty eight million dollars in words-just incase you dont understand figure) & not 52,000,000 million dollars you erroneously posted here(googling it that wasnt so hard right?)
well ignorance they say is bliss
keep at it & before u know it u'll gain knowledge, contribute meaningfully to threads & also increase ur number of post at the same time (thru the use of emoticon i earlier posted) thereby effectively killing two birds with one stone (not rocket science).
my advice to you is to get a new user name & start all over cos you have effectively shown how retarded u are with this one (atleast you were smart enough not to have included your pix)
am not the enemy but your friend who cannot stand & watch you destroy yourself like this hence the advice above
proove me wrong & dont rant or insults me as you've done to others
gd luck, i wish you all the best

@op
it depends on what you have done

for some people, somethings are forgivable but not forgettable

have a friend whose girlfriend slept with his elder brother & turns back to accuse him of rape
believing his girlfriend, he fought with his brother for months before he learnt that it was the girl who seduced him.
she later confessed & he forgave her but couldnt go with the relationship

@op
yes it helps alot, infact i will not advice anyone to get married without having sex with the spouse in question

pls take it easy on the guy
there are retards everywhere & we all know one when we see them

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Feelitx:
What is the point staying in a marriage where there is no communication? You could try seeking help from anyone she respects.

i would suggest you do this first before doing anything else

platinumnk:
nooo baby i dumped them all i luff u

i believe u my luff, dont mind all this jealous peeps here trying to break us up. we'll deal with the one after the other

acidrop:
and u too?

ofcourse, whats wron with having harmless fun

y me:
alright take a look

aaah didnt get to see, y me upload am again dear

acidrop:
then WTH are u doing here

to make friends i guess

@y me
i've bought your "keke napep" dear

ifihearam:
@OXONE

ADVISE CONSIDERED

BUT I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

it doesnt really matter to me if you are disappointed or not cos am not here to please you
good to know my advice is considered
run your race & let your pastor run his, everything you need in life is in the bible & not in churches (yes i know u shldnt forget the gathering of the children of God but do it wisely & not blindly)

ifihearam:
YOU CANNOT ADVISE PEOPLE WHO RAIN INSULT ON PASTORS BUT YOU CAN ADVISE ME FOR KICKING AGAINST THAT.WHAT A WORLD.

advice them? no way
people are entitled to their opinions
read some of these post & you'll find they are grouped in 3 categories

1. those that are just here to have fun & deliberately take unpopular stand on all issues just to aggravate people like you when they should know better

2. those that have been victims of your so called men of God. they are bitter & sees every man of God (even the genuine ones) as a con man who's out to get them

3. those that argue sensibly & reasonably without sentiments. they are not biased (even though its very hard to be unbiased about religion) but look at things from all perspective before contributing

endeavor to always place yourself in the 3rd category.

my advice to others is everybody is innocent until proven guilty

bode228:
@OXONE:
THANKS A LOT, IT WORKED!

anytime

platinumnk:
dont push me into a corner!!

I love them all! is 3 too much?

well, i can see i have 2 other wives to find since 3 is not so much, nice unfortunately am a one woman guy

ifihearam:
@OXONE

I am not after the fact wether or not these GREAT men of God pay tax to the government or not and as a matter of fact i support the tax payment stuff but not when people like Jakumo and real_truth talk ill of innocent citizens of this country and highly placed one at that,i will not watch and allow anyone ruin and strip Baba adeboye and his counterparts off their highly deserved societal and religious respectability.

now ur judging them to be innocent
sad considering that the bible said that at the last days, u'll see wolf in cheap clothing as there are today
i suggest you leave an open mind & concentrate on getting to heaven instead of vouching for people here cos you never know who is who
i believe only God can be vouched for.
just my own little advice

@lysaa

bart simpson?

IFELEKE:
What The Heck Is Happening Here?

doesnt concern you

chiogo:
ask him what's wrong.

everything

FL Gators:
Oxone, you got my loff too na.

y me:
if he gets me an hummer to ride

will definitely get her a keke, napep