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This is how I will surprise my wife next Christmas. |
madgoat:So people are still this foolish... what part of the zoo are you from? who are you to even deserve explanation of how fatherhood works. I have a daughter and I love her so much and I respect my daughter enough to know how not to "violate" her. When a baby is becoming aware of herself a real dad with her mum will show her and teach her sensitive issues about her body. How best to show an example than by showing it. I know you are only hiding behind your keyboard, people like you are actually the bastards not to be trusted with young girls. You will be caught and shame will be your portion. Oloshi Asiwere. |
sharaawy:Demented fool. |
Bobby4090:Pelle o Linda Iketa mtchewweeee |
Finally a befitting apartment to accommodate big men like us. I will lodge here soon. |
I wish you luck sir. |
Richdad50:i Hi. Your mind is dead. You can't comprehend new school of thouhht and great stuff. I am a father and I have a daughter. I will never bath my daughter because I see it a short violation to be touching some part of her body. I'm sure ure not married so you can't get it and u probably have some data to express your dumbness. You are an illiterate. Let your mind accommodate new sense of reasoning. The man is not a weak dad. Receive sense. Bye. |
Toxako:Thanks for the response. Actually it's the gear that needs to be changed cos my mechanic has been telling me the gear is weak. About the gasket, the car is working fine. I refilled the water back and everything went well. So I think the gasket is fine. |
Good evening AutoJosh. Im an admirer of all your posts cos I love cars a lot. Please I want to ask some questions if you can help with answers. My 1998 Toyota Camry slows down so much when I turn on my AC Infact today, I traveled to Abeokuta and I used it from Lafarge cement because of the dust on that road and shortly after my car started overheating... the entire water was out... I had to wait to refill. Please do you know the cause of this? Is this issue coming from the engine or the gear... |
JaytizzyBanks:He has done nothing!!!!!! Don't say what you don't know. He is one of the worst performing governors compared to resources available. |
Please Akeredolu Should pay retirees pension. Ondo State is an oil producing state. There is more than enough money to go around to pay salaries and even do great projects. Please sir kindly pay retirees pension. God bless. |
Bastards!!! Ondo State populace are regretting voting the governor and these sets of bastards. |
The West Africa international Art Fair Art X Lagos is currently holding her 3rd edition of the fair in Lagos Nigeria. The event which brings art enthusiasts and collectors together from all over the world started on the 2nd of November and will run through 4th of November. Distinguished VIPs were invited for a press conference yesterday and dignitaries including the Lagos state APC governorship aspirant Mr Babajide Sanwoolu, The MD of Access Bank, Mr Herbert Wigwe, His imperial majesty, Alayeluwa Ooni Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi Ojaja 2 and His adorable wife Queen Silekunola, Moronke Naomi among others were present to celebrate African Arts. The Oni while giving his speech said this was the first time He and his wife will be going for an event together.
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oyin01: |
You won't BEA fooling enough to think she owns all these cars lol |
JasonScoolari:Senseless comment. |
Hope they will rehabilitate them. Sometimes our government parastatals have starting but they don't have finishing... And this is no drama. |
I'm coming. |
buchilino:lol you must be lying!!!! Sharaaaaaap |
Nwodosis:so she's should tell her husband this ? You need wisdom!! And I'm sure you're not even married so you don't know jack about what you are saying... |
Vice President Yemi Osinbajo has announced the Federal Government’s approval of a 90-day special window to register businesses at a reduced rate of N5,000 only. This was contained in a statement on Tuesday signed by Laolu Akande, his spokesman. Osinbajo, who was quoted as making the announcement at the launch of the 19th edition of the Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs) Clinics in Enugu, said the special window of 90 spanned from Oct. 1 to Dec. 31. He said that the gesture was to further ease the process of registering MSMEs in the country. “It was observed during some of the earlier editions of the MSMEs Clinics that a lot of MSMEs were finding it difficult to register their businesses as a result of cost. “So, I am pleased to announce that the Federal Government, through the Corporate Affairs Commission, has approved a special window of 90 days from Oct. 1 to Dec. 31 to register businesses at a considerably reduced rate of N5000 only, down from as much as N10,000 previously. “This will afford more MSMEs an opportunity to formalise their businesses,” he said. http://dailypost.ng/2018/10/03/fg-reduces-cost-business-registration/amp/ |
A friend asked for my advice about what business he can use 500k for while in school. He doesn't want to set up the business in school so I advice he keeps the money in fixed account and wait till he finishes school cos I think it will be fine if he is there to monitor his business by himself. What advice can you give? |
ourkobo:Get a pillowcase And a bedspread okay! |
Logically Reason! Chief Joseph is a petroleum importer. He imports 10 million liters of petrol at the of cost of N95 per liter. He report to the DPR that he has imported 15 million liters at the cost of N105 per liter, requesting N30 subsidy per liter. DPR sends Mr. Yusif an inspection and monitoring officer, to measure and verify the authenticity of the claims. Chief Joseph offered Mr. Yusif a bribe of the applied subsidy in liew of 1 million liters, which Yusif reject instantly, requesting that of 3million liters so that, it can comfortably go round to his bosses. Apparently they ended up agreeing on 2.5m liters each. The deal is strucked, Mal. Yusif and his Bosses ended up with N75,000,000 while Joseph, the importer gain N400,000,000 on the deal They jointly cheated the government the sum of N175,000,000. Finally Chief Joseph divert 75% of the product to the black market and sell at N120 per liter to the masses. Later the government will also pay the cost of transporting 15 million liters to the allocated filling stations across the country. Thats exactly the case of petroleum subsidy in Nigeria. So isn't it better for the government to invest those savings of hundreds of Billions of Naira wasted every year on subsidy, on life touching projects?. |
Logical Reason! Chief Joseph is a petroleum importer. He imports 10 million liters of petrol at the of cost of N95 per liter. He report to the DPR that he has imported 15 million liters at the cost of N105 per liter, requesting N30 subsidy per liter. DPR sends Mr. Yusif an inspection and monitoring officer, to measure and verify the authenticity of the claims. Chief Joseph offered Mr. Yusif a bribe of the applied subsidy in liew of 1 million liters, which Yusif reject instantly, requesting that of 3million liters so that, it can comfortably go round to his bosses. Apparently they ended up agreeing on 2.5m liters each. The deal is strucked, Mal. Yusif and his Bosses ended up with N75,000,000 while Joseph, the importer gain N400,000,000 on the deal They jointly cheated the government the sum of N175,000,000. Finally Chief Joseph divert 75% of the product to the black market and sell at N120 per liter to the masses. Later the government will also pay the cost of transporting 15 million liters to the allocated filling stations across the country. Thats exactly the case of petroleum subsidy in Nigeria. So isn't it better for the government to invest those savings of hundreds of Billions of Naira wasted every year on subsidy, on life touching projects?. |
nlfan Abeg I'm a film maker. Since you aer involved in production, you might need my service. You can reach me on 07030230328. |
Do these illiterates understand what removal of sibsidy means at all? How can you be blaming buhari for doing such a good thing. |
Score will end at 3 1 |
First of all, I want to plead with seun and lalasticlala and all the power that be to open a section for energy so that we can lodge our energy related problems... I moved into a new apartment in ogun state last december. After a long wait, our prepaid meter was brought and after we finished the free credit that came with it, I bought 2000 naira worth of unit on Monday. To my suprise, It only amounted to 55units of light. Due to the fact that we enjoy 24 hours constant electricity in my area, I checked the balance today Thursday and to my dismay, I met 44units of light on it. My questions? How much is 1unit to Naira or how do they do their calculation Which is better, is it the prepaid or the old meter. Meanwhile aside the tv that my landlady uses we don't have any other appliances that consumes electricity. |
First of all, I want to plead with seun and lalasticlala and all the power that be to open a section for energy so that we can lodge our energy related problems... I moved into a new apartment in ogun state last december. After a long wait, our prepaid meter was brought and after we finished the free credit that came with it, I bought 2000 naira worth of unit on Monday. To my suprise, It only amounted to 55units of light. Due to the fact that we enjoy 24 hours constant electricity in my area, I checked the balance today Thursday and to my dismay, I met 44units of light on it. My questions? How much is 1unit to Naira or how do they do their calculation Which is better, is it the prepaid or the old meter. Meanwhile aside the tv that my landlady uses we don't have any other appliances that consumes electricity. |
And I'm sure you're not even married so you don't know jack about what you are saying...