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Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Classes Of Christians That Make God Weep. by oyin01(m): 8:49am On Mar 29, 2015

Did you say that make God weep? That's new. Who taught you that?

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Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Act Exceptionally Nice To Pretty Girls? (Photos) by oyin01(m): 4:59pm On Mar 16, 2015

naijaboiy:
Yes!

Even here on NL.

A girl makes a post as stupid as a dot "." and a guy will still quote her and say "nice post"

I mean like wtf

Wtf! Are there girls on NL? I used to think we are all guys...

Politics › Re: Safest Cities/states To Stay In Nigeria During The Coming Elections. by oyin01(m): 4:53pm On Mar 16, 2015

temitemi1:
With GOD everywhere is safe bro. The Holy Bible says'. A thousand shall fall at my side, and ten thousand at my right hand'. but it shall not come nigh me! GEJ till 2019!!!

Another confused Christian. Then get the next bus and go to Bauchi or maiduguri. At least the word of God works anywhere... And besides, it was not the Bible that said that, it was David that said that in the book of Psalms. As Christian as i am here in Jos, im going to stay inside my room on that day. Besides we have been warned. Inec does not need heroes.

Fashion › Re: Nairalanders Please What Do You Make Of This Hairdo? by oyin01(m): 1:04am On Mar 16, 2015

How about this?

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Jokes Etc › Re: Which Village Is She From? by oyin01(m): 11:25pm On Mar 12, 2015

Ekiti State. Its Obvious. Look at her, you will see the resemblance in Fayose.

Properties › Re: Pls Urgent Response Needed, How Much Will It Cost To Build House Like This(pics by oyin01(m): 1:14pm On Mar 12, 2015

My brother will do better at 6m. He is a contractor. Based in Kogi State. Call me on 07030230328

Celebrities › Re: Omoni Oboli Flies Private Jet (photos) by oyin01(m): 10:03am On Mar 11, 2015

And this made front page on a Wednesday morning? When we have few days to election, our soldiers waring against bokobaram and our girls have not been found, petrol is scarce, Fayose talking anyhow, GEJ is not ready to go back to otueke, We don't even know where Pa Buhari is this morning.....etc I think seun has been kidnapped. Since when flying private jet becomes headline?

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Politics › Re: Mbeki, Muazu, IBB, Abdulsalam Abubakar Pose For The Camera (photo) by oyin01(m): 9:25am On Mar 11, 2015

francizy:
See their belle

**kneels down**

Lord please make me wealthier than the wealthiest among these men. Amen!

Oga
God does not make one wealthy. Hardwork does. Rise and go work hard.

Nairaland General › Re: Open Letter To NCC On MTN Spammessages by oyin01(m): 9:22am On Mar 11, 2015

machidoh:
Dear NCC,

Please take action on MTN. I can no longer stand
my inbox, no thanks to them. This madness has
been going on for a couple of months but it
reached its crescendo mid-last month.

I feel these messages are a form of punishment to
me concerning the last letter I wrote to MTN. I have called 180 twice to complain of this but each time,
the customer service guy cuts me off with ‘Thank
you for calling maam’.

These messages sometimes comes in form of flash
messages, meaning, if I carelessly touch my screen,
ME and MY CREDIT ARE FINISHED FOR LIFE!

How can they ask a grown up like me to
text indomie to 5030 to know the colour of
indomie pack. Are they mad or stupid?

I should text YES to 5038 if I am tired of being
broke. Do they know who my father is?

I should text IQ for daily riddles. Don’t I have better
daily problems to solve?

All these messages costs N50 naira. Are they that
desperate?

This is coming at a time I have four creditors. I’m on
the verge of hypertension each time my inbox
blinks. Rather than get credit alerts, here is what I
received.

This is how it all began! I receive four spam
messages within three hours. A summary of my
inbox that week.

I sms stop to opt out. Lai lai dem no gree. They
replied me with the same spam!

Finally, I became humble. I had to plead with them
but my pleas fell on deaf ears reason I had to make
this public.

I also want to us this opportunity to make three
facts clear to MTN.

1. I will never ever buy any callertunez! The sooner
they stop telling me to text 33112 to 4100 to
receive olodo girl (WTH does that mean anyway) as
callertunez, the better for them.

2. I have and will never be ill. Stop insulting me by
asking ‘Are you tired of getting ill?’ Have some
F***ING RESPECT FOR YOUR SUBSCRIBER!

3. They send me messages as early as 4am. Are
these people witches or wizards?

These messages would have been understandable
if I won my phone from them.

I am honestly tired of being victimised. Looking at
the dates of the messages, this letter is long
overdue. When I attempted to write last week, they
doubled my airtime balance by 100% but I came back to my senses when the unused credit was
withdrawn from my phone at midnight.

Please NCC, don’t advise me to port to another
network. For some weird reasons I’m stuck with
them that’s why I need this change.

I have been tolerating MTN for 9 years.

I have been an Arsenal fan for 9 years.

I have been banking with ECOBank for 9 years.
PHCN has been my sole provider of power supply.
(Generator spoilt 9 years ago)

I have been single for 9 years.

Do you guys feel the pain of a Nigerian girl?
NCC, please do something!

My email address is machidoh@gmail.com
should MTN need my three MTN phone numbers to
effect this change.

Thank you.

Sunloaded.com

You write intelligently. I like your construction, creativity and use of words... I will talk to my friends in MTN about you... Send me your number

Nairaland General › Re: Open Letter To NCC On MTN Spammessages by oyin01(m): 9:21am On Mar 11, 2015

machidoh:
Dear NCC,

Please take action on MTN. I can no longer stand
my inbox, no thanks to them. This madness has
been going on for a couple of months but it
reached its crescendo mid-last month.

I feel these messages are a form of punishment to
me concerning the last letter I wrote to MTN. I have called 180 twice to complain of this but each time,
the customer service guy cuts me off with ‘Thank
you for calling maam’.

These messages sometimes comes in form of flash
messages, meaning, if I carelessly touch my screen,
ME and MY CREDIT ARE FINISHED FOR LIFE!

How can they ask a grown up like me to
text indomie to 5030 to know the colour of
indomie pack. Are they mad or stupid?

I should text YES to 5038 if I am tired of being
broke. Do they know who my father is?

I should text IQ for daily riddles. Don’t I have better
daily problems to solve?

All these messages costs N50 naira. Are they that
desperate?

This is coming at a time I have four creditors. I’m on
the verge of hypertension each time my inbox
blinks. Rather than get credit alerts, here is what I
received.

This is how it all began! I receive four spam
messages within three hours. A summary of my
inbox that week.

I sms stop to opt out. Lai lai dem no gree. They
replied me with the same spam!

Finally, I became humble. I had to plead with them
but my pleas fell on deaf ears reason I had to make
this public.

I also want to us this opportunity to make three
facts clear to MTN.

1. I will never ever buy any callertunez! The sooner
they stop telling me to text 33112 to 4100 to
receive olodo girl (WTH does that mean anyway) as
callertunez, the better for them.

2. I have and will never be ill. Stop insulting me by
asking ‘Are you tired of getting ill?’ Have some
F***ING RESPECT FOR YOUR SUBSCRIBER!

3. They send me messages as early as 4am. Are
these people witches or wizards?

These messages would have been understandable
if I won my phone from them.

I am honestly tired of being victimised. Looking at
the dates of the messages, this letter is long
overdue. When I attempted to write last week, they
doubled my airtime balance by 100% but I came back to my senses when the unused credit was
withdrawn from my phone at midnight.

Please NCC, don’t advise me to port to another
network. For some weird reasons I’m stuck with
them that’s why I need this change.

I have been tolerating MTN for 9 years.

I have been an Arsenal fan for 9 years.

I have been banking with ECOBank for 9 years.
PHCN has been my sole provider of power supply.
(Generator spoilt 9 years ago)

I have been single for 9 years.

Do you guys feel the pain of a Nigerian girl?
NCC, please do something!

My email address is machidoh@gmail.com
should MTN need my three MTN phone numbers to
effect this change.

Thank you.

Sunloaded.com

You write intelligently. I like your construction, creativity and use of words...

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Photo: Checkout This 'Special' Way Of Drinking Beer by oyin01(m): 4:08pm On Feb 27, 2015

lalasticlala:
https://mobile.twitter.com/MusadiqZ/media/grid?idx=18

He must be from Ekiti State. And he must be pdp. They are ususally like that.

Politics › Re: Mariam Abacha & Mohamadou Bayero Fadil, Her Son-inlaw Pictured Together by oyin01(m): 4:05pm On Feb 27, 2015

Firmjudge:
Chai baddest dude built his career on our oryel money.

Hmmmm Fine woman of a tyrant husband.

BTW #NeverAgain will a tyrant like the late husband to this woman ever rule us even though he professes change.

Once bitten-fourfold shy...

GEJ till 2019

*Modified .

It was the op that first attacked me after i comment "chai" (meaning its been a while i saw this woman.) and the OP went ahead to attacked Mama Peace and Pre Jonathan i had to do the needfull.

Here is what i'v got for you.
Punchline.
#NeverAgain shall we allow APC take over Nairaland with them fake likes et el.

#Never Again will APC lies sell out.

#NeverAgain shall you use BK haram to score cheap popularity, cux we are taking over.
Lastly deal with this.
The last time i checked
its still Bro Ebele, AKA Gen Goodluck, AKA Otueke Man AKA Untill 2019

Bro Jonathan is the ORIGINAL aso rock landlord till 2019.
Inshort Jonathan till 2056
.

Another slave till 2056 #ode

Politics › Re: Protest Against Buhari At Chatham House in London [Photos] by oyin01(m): 12:10pm On Feb 26, 2015

Desteenee:
GEJ till 2045!

Oloriburuku. How can GEJ rule till 2045? Is Aso rock his father's house? And you, don't you want to be the leader of tomorrow? Don't be a slave till 2045. Wake up! Im so irritated by all ds GEJ till........ Shits.

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Politics › This happened in Ekiti State. Pictures by oyin01(op): 11:58pm On Feb 23, 2015*

You sold your destiny for expired rice at first and now Fayose has claimed power and instead of him developing the state, he is wasting your money on stupid advert and trailing his father buhari and insulting his grand father obasanjo..... Oro yi a lehin oooo, now this is what he is doing to make you vote Jonathan. Question
Is your destiny not more than a semi bag of rice and a tuber of yam? EKITI THINK!

Jokes Etc › Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by oyin01(m): 6:15pm On Feb 13, 2015

With this Long list of questions, Let her daughter wait.... Jesus is coming soon.

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Business › Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by oyin01(m): 4:21pm On Feb 11, 2015

And this bullshiiiit made front page.... I wonder what is happening to these operators of nairaland... You people should better get serious.

Politics › Re: Who Is More Relaxed Here (GMB Or GEJ) In The Meeting With John Kerry by oyin01(m): 4:16am On Jan 27, 2015

Beyond looking at the sitting position,... GEJ is sitting on an expensive couch too relaxed as if he is in an entertainment meeting and smiling with only Nigerian Flag behind him, saying #selfishness, #i don't regard your country and I don't need your help.
While GMB is sitting on a very plain sit with Nigeria and US flag behind them and a small plain table inbetween and he is saying, Look, my country is ready for business. We are ready to grow. We can always come together on this table and see how every Nigerians will enjoy democracy....

Politics › Live Updates From Jos As Jonathan Visit Jos Today. by oyin01(op): 8:34am On Jan 26, 2015

Here are some pictures taken this morning in Jos. Security has been beefed up which has caused long traffic. I wonder how people will get to woek today. Some roads are even totally blocked. More pictures later

Education › Re: 10 Common Facts About Kogi State University Girls by oyin01(m): 12:24pm On Jan 23, 2015

oyin01:
Oloriburuku omo ale jatijati. My real friends and Family are from kabba. And i bet Kabba women are the best people in the world. My mum is from kabba and she is the god i see, maybe uve just been unfortunate enough to meet the bad ones. I bet U really need a kabba lady to wash ur head for u. #ode.

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Education › Re: 10 Common Facts About Kogi State University Girls by oyin01(m): 12:20pm On Jan 23, 2015

ProfGday:
marry kogi woman @ ur own peril especially Kabba women. Quote me and u will see why fowl stopped urinating.

Oloriburuku omo ale jatijati. My real friends and Family are from kabba. And i bet Kabba people are the best people in the world. My mum is from kabba and she is the god i see, maybe uve just been unfortunate enough to meet the bad ones. I bet U really need a kabba lady to wash ur head for u. #ode.

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Celebrities › Re: Court Summons Pasted On D’banj’s House (Photos) by oyin01(m): 12:00pm On Jan 23, 2015

I wonder why this guy keeps embarrassing himself. Instead of him to just put himself together and settle this thing. He is there leaving a fake lifestyle about...

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Politics › Add What You Want The Government To Do If You Vote For Them. by oyin01(op): 7:06am On Jan 22, 2015*

The point here is neither APC nor PDP. Because at the end of the elections, we will still be one Nigeria. So add what you expect from the Government if they want you to vote for them. God bless Nigeria. #addyourstillitgettothem

Because we said we want CHANGE, they gave us 10 naira instead of 40 change on
petrol.
If they want Nigerians youth to vote
for them, they should do the following;

* Increase NYSC allowance to 30,000,
* Reduce the subscription of data
to N200 naira per month
* Make sure ATM dispenses as low as
N50naira note
* . Iphone 6 is as low as N2,300
* Give the youth 40% participation in the new administration
* NTA would change their boring
station tone.
* PDP should change their logo from
Umbrella to Watermelon or Plantain
Chips.
* Unemployed Nigerians should be given
70k per month.
* Free internet Browsing from 10p.m till 5am daily
* Provide employments for youth
* Provide good roads, hospitals, schools, water and security...
YOU CAN ADD YOURS TILL IT GET TO THEM..

Health › Picture Of An Electronic Ciggerate. by oyin01(op): 7:18am On Jan 20, 2015

This is what an electronic ciggerate look like. It uses Neither lighter or Matches... It uses a battery that needs to be charged when its low nd the puff is not harsh like a real ciggerate. It is similar to shishar and it has a cylinder where you put ur flavour.

Politics › Re: FG Reduces Price Of Petrol To 87 Naira Per Litre by oyin01(m): 11:01pm On Jan 18, 2015

This is going to put the country into debt again. That is like selling below the cost price of the refinary. This is a way of returning the whole petroleum gain to the few rich who ones refinaries.

Crime › Re: Ikare Bank Robbery: The Real Story & Photos (Viewers Discretion) by oyin01(op): 9:01pm On Jan 15, 2015

DWJOBScom:
I pity you - use the dead for ur gain, it won't take you anywhere. The police came around didn't they? Soldiers were guarding the entrance of the town,'has ikare been under curfew

#Ode. You type with ur sence under your feet

Crime › Re: Ikare Bank Robbery: The Real Story & Photos (Viewers Discretion) by oyin01(op): 8:43pm On Jan 14, 2015*

masterpower:
LIES FROM THE USSUAL APC SPELL-BOUND SUPPORTER.

THE SOLDIERS AT THE ENTRANCE ON THE HIGHWAY WERE NEVER WITHDRAWN BY ANYBODY. THEY WERE ON DUTY.

so how did they gain enterance into the city and out of the city... And im not sure there was any military intervention during the robbery attack. Get ur facts together and please this is Neither an apc or pdp affairs, If you see every man in Nigeria as your brother and every woman as your sister. Besides, at the end of the election, we will all still be Nigerians. Irrespective of our political parties and differences. God bless Nigeria.

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Crime › Re: Ikare Bank Robbery: The Real Story & Photos (Viewers Discretion) by oyin01(op): 12:44pm On Jan 14, 2015*

oyin01:
Ikare is a very peaceful town where people of different religion, tribes, occupations stay in peace. Yesterday over 3 banks were robbed these banks including First Bank...

Crime › Ikare Bank Robbery: The Real Story & Photos (Viewers Discretion) by oyin01(op): 12:41pm On Jan 14, 2015

Ikare is a very peaceful town where people of different religion, tribes, occupations stay in peace. Yesterday over 3 banks were robbed these banks including First Bank. (the newly built structure,) keystone bank, eco bank and others were shaken. It was learnt that solders who were on guard at the enterance of the town went to Ado Ekiti to provide more security for Jonathan. It has been confirmed that about 40 people were wounded and about 20 dead already. May God rest the soul of the deprarted.

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Crime › Re: Photos From A Robbery Attack In Ikare, Lagos This Evening by oyin01(m): 11:01pm On Jan 13, 2015

Ikare Akoko is in ondo state. Thats my town. I confirmed the robbery attack from my peeps. Its terrible.

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Jokes Etc › Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by oyin01(m): 11:00pm On Jan 10, 2015

Thats exactly how to bath in Jos. The cold here bah is unbelievable and unbearable.

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Celebrities › Today is Kevin Pam's Birthday. by oyin01(op): 11:31pm On Jan 08, 2015*

Lovers of Africa Entertainment will remember Kevin Pam. The winner of the 2009 edition of Big Brother Africa. Today 9th January is His birthday. You can show him some love here. Birthday pictures will bbe shared here today. LLNP Kevin, a true Jos ambassador.

Celebrities › Brainy Wins One Million Naira On Pepsi Top 10 Music Chart Show by oyin01(op): 11:02pm On Dec 11, 2014*

A newly addmited young student of Unilag with stage name Brainy has won a whooping sum of 1 million naira today at the just concluded pepsi top 10 Music Chart Show. He emerged the winner after he contested with 8 other contestants. The show which was aired on AIT is hosted by Nigeria Hip hop musician Lynxxx and co hosted by TV personality Eku Edewor. Announcing the cash award was PEPSI SUPERSTARS Wizkid and Mavins first lady Tiwa Savage who were the judges in the show... Brainy hopes to use the money to move his music carrer to the next level. Congratulations to the nezt superstar.

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