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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by oyinkel(m): 8:42am On Apr 27, 2017
@ammyluv2002, you are doing a great work. May GOD bless you real big

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Politics / Re: Go Home And Stop Your Hopeless Agitation’, Igbokwe Tells Nnamdi Kanu by oyinkel(m): 8:09pm On Apr 25, 2017
@OP, let's delibarete on some more personal issue, how much will you sell the drug for 24hrs sexual stamina?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by oyinkel(m): 12:50pm On Apr 13, 2017
Hello,
this a plea to all who can help by way of information, recommendation, connection and or job provision.
my name is Lasisi kelly, I am a geologist by profession, and very versatile in nature. just concluded my national youth service, and I am ready to begin building a career. in whatever way you can be of help, please you can contact me on 08073815017 or e-mail kellylasisi@yahoo.com.
thanks in anticipation
Best Regards
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Slammytech 2017 Graduate Trainees by oyinkel(m): 1:11pm On Mar 10, 2017
How to apply
Nairaland / General / Re: 10,000# Each To 3 Nairalanders From This Section by oyinkel(m): 1:05pm On Mar 03, 2017
070353720 access bank.....thank you in anticipation
Religion / Re: Happy 75th Birthday To Pastor Adeboye by oyinkel(m): 7:58am On Mar 02, 2017
Happy birthday Daddy, may GOD bless you abundantly

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TV/Movies / Re: Segun Olulade Tells FG To Stop Airing Big Brother Naija by oyinkel(m): 5:02pm On Feb 23, 2017
so my sister, a friend and I were taking a ride, and my sister was browsing through my friend's phone which have loads of porn videos. After sitting quietly for about 40min, she said in a low condemning voice, "Anthony, see the kind of movie you are keeping on your phone, na wa o". I then ask, "jenny, is that why you have been quiet this whole time"?......she blushed. grin

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NYSC / Re: POP: 2016 Batch A Stream 1 Pass Out On April 7, 2017 by oyinkel(m): 8:18am On Feb 23, 2017
This Nysc management should better review this their calendar
Politics / Re: ICPC Orders For 5000 Made In Aba Bags (Photos) by oyinkel(m): 10:12pm On Feb 15, 2017
If this igbos are blessed with foresight, they will see that the government policies will favour them the most because the are the major manufacturers in the country.
Should we begin to fall back to made in nigeria goods, the East would soon become the industrial capital of Nigeria.
Nigeria is built for unity no division.

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Religion / Re: Question For People Who Believe In Reincarnation by oyinkel(m): 10:27pm On Jan 02, 2017
# upon which lifetime will the final judgement of the individual be based?

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Religion / Re: Open Heavens Daily Devotional(sun. 01/01/2017) by oyinkel(m): 8:25am On Jan 01, 2017
thanks, I don't have my open heaven yet, but this has helped me for this morning meditation. GOD bless you and happy new year.
Politics / Re: Nass Jacks Up Own Budget To N150bn by oyinkel(m): 7:26am On Dec 23, 2016
NASS: National Association of Self Services
Romance / Re: Lame Philosophy Of Some Nigerian Ladies by oyinkel(m): 11:24am On Nov 19, 2016
NevetsIbot:
can I give yu a medal bro?
why?
Romance / Re: Lame Philosophy Of Some Nigerian Ladies by oyinkel(m): 11:24am On Nov 19, 2016
NevetsIbot:
can I give yu a medal bro?
why?
Romance / Lame Philosophy Of Some Nigerian Ladies by oyinkel(m): 9:22am On Nov 19, 2016
I don't mean to sound paranoid, and if I did, so be it. its just so annoying how experience (either personal or distant) and exposure have bedeviled the mentality of an average Nigerian girl and her disposition toward relationship.
with a few of my experiences I have identify some of their misinformed perception of how relationship works.
1) she thinks the guy should be everything for her while she can go ahead and be herself.
the average Nigerian girls have expectation of the prospective boyfriend, doing nothing on their part to to fit into the guys life.
in a discussion with a friend years back, she was telling me about how she wants a guy that is rich, handsome, intelligent, knows how to cook, very caring and good in bed, for a boyfriend. when she was done fantasying, I ask her "what are you bringing to the relationship?" and she went silent.
we had, had sex twice and I don't look forward to a next time cos she was the sexually passive type, who lie there and expect the guy to work her to climax. her cooking is not that good too.
2.) she thinks its OK,to be in one relationship while you explore other options.
many of these girls claim to be in one relationship when approached, yet they will ask that you stay friends with them. very soon, when she is convinced you are better than her present, she start making an open show of affection for you.
when I met Adesua, she said we should just be friends, that she was dating someone, very soon she started calling and complaining about her boyfriend. I knew where all these complaining was heading so I played along.
one day she came visiting and changed into my boxer and cooked for me, after eating we proceeded to sexing. the day she tried to indicate we were now dating, I reminded her of her boyfriend and she started complaining about him, sha, I told her that "a lady start complaining about her present when she has her eye on the next. and that am not about to begin the cycle for her all over again"
once I ask my ex (while we were still together) why she was keeping some boys as her close friends, and she told me they are for insurance. "my substitutes" I said. when I broke up with her, she didn't see it coming. she later sent me a text saying she was sorry for all her lies and infidelity.
3.) she is careful about how much she gives and careless about how much she takes.
girls act so protective of themselves in relationships like the guys have nothing to loose. very often you hear them say "I can't cook for a guy am not married to" or "I can't wash or clean up for a boyfriend, he has to marry me first" well all these is acceptable, so long as you don't make such demand yourself.
these days the girls will make endless and stupid demands just as soon as you indicate interest in them. and if you demand from them of such little things as to visit your house, a kiss at the movies or a goodbye hug, then you suddenly have hideous intentions.
there was this course mate of mine back in school, who always come around to eat at my place. one day we had group assignment and our group agreed to meet at my place. when they arrived I decided to make indomie for them. two of the girls volunteered to do the cooking but Elohor did not even blink. one of the guys asked her to join the other girls and she said she cant cook for any man but her husband. so I said "all the food you have been eating from me nko? please if you can't cook for a guy don't eat his food too".
in summary, there are no rules that applies to all men collectively. for every individual providence place on our path we must first understand them and draw up the appropriate rules to best relate with them.
we should simply not do to others what we will not have them do to us and equally not take from others what we will not do to them.
do have a lovely weekend.

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Crime / Re: Man Beheads A Woman In A Park In Aba (Photo) by oyinkel(m): 1:44pm On Oct 26, 2016
mad woman sentenced you to death.....and to think you are normal.... Rip!

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Science/Technology / Re: Is This The 'almighty' Bush Baby? (Galago)...Photos by oyinkel(m): 10:44am On Oct 18, 2016
please where is the mat o,??

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Crime / Re: Ibrahim Auta Implicated In $1.3M Bribery Arrest - Sahara Reporters by oyinkel(m): 9:01am On Oct 12, 2016
please let no one come here screaming, propaganda, witch hunt and what have you. there should be no due process for those who are messing up with the very process. plus please let every of these accuse bear their surname, stop drinking panado on another's headache. enough of poor people coming out to shield rich thieves.
Education / Waec Examination Number Retrieval by oyinkel(m): 11:18am On Jun 10, 2016
Hello everyone, please my sister misplaced her waec print out and she cannot recall her waec exam number. Hopefully there would be someone on the forum, who can help with retrieval procedures.
Thank you all, in advance.
NYSC / Re: Batch A16 Cross-river State by oyinkel(m): 8:35am On Apr 21, 2016
izospindle:

i am taking road because from the airport to the camp is more than 3hours and its a 8 to 9 hours journey from abj
Sounds like you are very familiar with the state, what park are you going with?
NYSC / Re: Batch A16 Cross-river State by oyinkel(m): 6:04am On Apr 21, 2016
Am still considering whether to go by road or flight sha, wah abt you?
NYSC / Batch A16 Cross-river State by oyinkel(m): 1:08am On Apr 21, 2016
Let get to know each other before we eventually meet in camp.
Oyinkel
A16 cross-river stream1
Federal university of Petroleum Resources delta state
Geology.
Going from abuja
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by oyinkel(m): 12:13pm On Apr 19, 2016
And as for those who did not pay online, will they be collecting both green card and CUL in school?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by oyinkel(m): 11:52am On Apr 19, 2016
eaglevision:


bros tomorrow is here nw,dis ur anxiety ehn,well i relate sha.by 2am tomorrow ur CUL will b ready,come sleep for my cafe this night hehe.
Bros you suppose understand na, if shit dey catch person, na as you dey near toilet nai the thing dey para pass o.
Politics / Re: Senators Endorse Review Of CCB,CCT Act by oyinkel(m): 6:45am On Apr 15, 2016
Once the law is against the high and mighty, it must by all means be amended. #NGRSenate. Please my friend stay away from poverty, for only the poor commit crime.
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Denounces His APC Membership,Takes Side Wit Saraki In CCT Trial(Pics by oyinkel(m): 4:30pm On Apr 10, 2016
The motivation is of no consequence, but do they have a valid case?

"........The curse, causeless shall not come"

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Romance / Break Up Message.....what's Your Take by oyinkel(m): 7:11am On Mar 31, 2016
I got your text, and honestly if I had cash I won't have hesitated to send you the money, and when I have I will.
Fego I am not in anyway subdued by my mom or life troubles as you suggested.
Truth is, when I left warri I discover how much I didn't trust you. Am sorry because, even within me, I know all my suspicion maybe baseless but I feel awesomely useless to think so low of you. And then should I be justified to think so, then I still feel awesomely useless to have a replacement.
Either way, I gave up on the relationship for good but would not tell because I can't bring myself to say it, so I respond spiritlessly to your call or chat, and I am damn sorry.
What's even more is that am just hurt or jealous because you Femi boy friend had once slept with you, and stand the chance to do it again now that you are most vulnerable, plus you keep him so close like you guys didn't share a sexy past. Well I leave that to you and your conscience again this call about wanting to have a deliberate extension because of workload only served to strengthen my fear and the journey from church to church further prove your inconsistency.
I know you will have all the excuse, defence and explanation, what I am even more sure of is that you will tell me of how you are now ready to end every association with this and that. But again what do I know, you might just not care anymore.....which for me would be a preferred option....please don't bother, because we can never rebuild the broken wall of trust between us, so your outburst would only be an attempt to recover spill milk.
I wanted to just let everything die a natural death, but you won't just lemme be, with your calling continously. Worst is that all I hear in your voice is the sound of betrayal.
I like to judge you innocent so I walk the rest of my journey through this world feeling guilty that I throw your love and fidelity away.
Since my keeping to myself won't help you concentrate on your next promising relationship, I want you to know my stand so you can very well open up for something better.
GOD bless you.
Politics / Re: Breaking News......2016 Budget Has Just Been Passed Into. Law. by oyinkel(m): 1:38pm On Mar 23, 2016
May all the forces of good descend on the budget, so that it maybe executed to the edification of the nation. #i_stand_with_a_better_nigeria.
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Opinions by oyinkel(m): 11:53am On Mar 23, 2016
I just saw a post on front page of twin girls married to twin boys.....what could be more......you guys ain't family o.
Romance / Re: I Caught My Friend's Girlfriend With Another Man: To Tell Or Not To Tell by oyinkel(m): 4:18pm On Mar 22, 2016
90% of the girls commenting want him to keep quite about the scandal.....girls and their life of secret betrayals......if you are his friend, tell him. Because on the day it would burst by some other means, there's gonna be two people he is disappointed in. Besides there is the power of secret bro, very soon you will find yourself being tempted to use the information to your advantage

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