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Crime / Re: Unbelievable! See Reason Why Young Couple Commit Suicide By Hanging(photos) by oyonu(m): 5:49am On Mar 19, 2018
grayht:
Bangladesh 1000 ways to die ... No 876 sad
Death no 876 Lovecide

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Romance / Re: "They Made Delilah Look Like A Harlot Because Samson Was A Powerful Man" – Lady by oyonu(m): 5:37am On Mar 19, 2018
She even looks like Delilah that's why her ancestors came to her

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Company Is Elbrid Global Resources, Portharcourt by oyonu(m): 9:21am On Mar 14, 2018
I also received an invite to the interview though I applied but the message is to sudden; interview is thur and you just informing applicants on tuesday
Crime / Re: An Indian Share Photos And Advices People To Stay Off Dairy Milk(graphic photos) by oyonu(m): 8:52am On Mar 14, 2018
This is serious o but I doubt if it is true. It may be the work of competitors to take down someone's business
Crime / Re: Policeman Kills Okada Rider In Benue State, Residents Go On Rampage (Graphic Pic by oyonu(m): 8:50am On Mar 14, 2018
RIP to the dead but seriously what is really happening to our country?

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Religion / Re: If God Is All Powerful, Why Does He Allow Evil And Suffering In This World? by oyonu(m): 2:07pm On Mar 04, 2018
Geesaintagape:
Do u mean nigera chose death or sufferng
� by voting the wrong people into govt
Religion / Re: If God Is All Powerful, Why Does He Allow Evil And Suffering In This World? by oyonu(m): 8:08am On Mar 04, 2018
chemystery:

You mean all the 7 billion+ humans on earth today all chose the path of death and suffering? undecided

The choices you make today does not only affects you but also those in your sphere of contact.
Health / Re: Masseuse Calls Out Men For Not Wiping Their Butt Before Coming For Massage by oyonu(m): 6:54am On Mar 04, 2018
I can't even imagine asking for butt massage or opening my yansh so that she can see my shithole�. If a lady sees my nude, infact she can't except we shagging eachother

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Religion / Re: If God Is All Powerful, Why Does He Allow Evil And Suffering In This World? by oyonu(m): 6:42am On Mar 04, 2018
That's a choice made by man. He chosed the path of death and suffering

Deuteronomy 30:19 "I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life, that both thou and thy seed may live:"

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Crime / Re: Woman Killed By Hit And Run Vehicle In Lagos(graphics) by oyonu(m): 6:30am On Mar 04, 2018
kabrud:
Too bad.
My people, let us get our PVCs, we must vote out the dullard. Imagine, okada man hitting an innocent woman and running away. This is something that has never happened in Jonathan administration. We must vote out the dullard cheesy grin

So you mean during Jonathan era, there was no domestic or vehicular accident? Na wa for you
Travel / Re: 13 Places With Funny Names In Nigeria. Add Yours by oyonu(m): 6:50am On Mar 02, 2018
Erinje (Ondo) ~ elephant chop
Igodan (Ondo) ~ bottle shine
Igbotako (Ondo) ~ bush tangled
Ode Aye. ~ town of life


those are colloquial meaning that I made of these names and they are all in okitipupa LGA
Celebrities / Re: Blac Chyna Goes To The Police After Sex Video Leaks by oyonu(m): 7:20am On Feb 21, 2018
purem:
Where is tha fvckin video

Black Chyna head game is wack. Kim did it better. you can check out the sex video here https://twitter.com/mieishea/status/965713261160226816
Crime / Re: Look At What Fell In My Compound Today by oyonu(m): 11:04am On Feb 15, 2018
No message. It probably fell out and died out of hunger or tiredness. Even animals are feeling the hunger in the land
Politics / Re: Ambode’s Lagos Is Getting Dirtier Than Ever by oyonu(m): 1:31pm On Feb 13, 2018
it's getting terrible everyday. Everywhere is just dirty and smelling. The LASG need to reconsider their decision
Politics / Re: The Canal Along Alapere Through To Iyana Oworo Is Blocked Everywhere Is Flooded by oyonu(m): 1:22pm On Feb 13, 2018
Jesus christ! LASG pls help out with this situation. I can only imagine how the mosquitoes in this place will be making a feast everyday due to this.






Lagos state is overpopulated, overrated and goosh! too dirty... u people should try the sunshine state, clean, peaceful and lovely

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Romance / Re: Do Women Get Tired Of Same Dick? by oyonu(m): 7:00am On Jan 24, 2018
If u treat them well and give it to them as they never had it, they will never get tired but will rather be addicted.

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Travel / Re: 10 Most Popular Yoruba Cities In Nigeria by oyonu(m): 11:44pm On Jan 14, 2018
your list is not complete. you did not include okitipupa in it. it is the best Yoruba city ever
Crime / Re: Man Shot In The Head By 6 Cultists While Drinking In Imo State (Graphic Photos) by oyonu(m): 4:14pm On Jan 13, 2018
Jeez! this is graphic. Crime does not pay and cultism is bad. I hope you find rest at the other side.

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Education / Re: Funny Pics You Could Relate With As A Secondary School Student by oyonu(m): 10:14am On Jan 06, 2018
MaestroJhay:

Exactly man, he was my french teacher den. Did yu attend birchfreeman 2?

Yes. Graduated in 2006

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Education / Re: Funny Pics You Could Relate With As A Secondary School Student by oyonu(m): 6:42am On Jan 06, 2018
MaestroJhay:
1. When your class offends a teacher, and she be like go and call Mr Fakeye (the teacher who can beat most)

Mr Fakeye the French teacher. sounds familiar from birch Freeman high sch

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Politics / Re: I Didn't Hand Over A Collapsed Nation To Buhari - Dr. Goodluck Jonathan by oyonu(m): 7:17am On Jan 05, 2018
You can only do your best and leave the test
Romance / Re: Romantic Pictures Of Me Hustling In My Shop by oyonu(m): 11:08am On Jan 04, 2018
DeadRat:
ROMANTIC! You Say!
So You Are Romancin That Worwor guy's head Abi undecided

Hair Be Like Wetin Rat Chop
oh my God grin
DeadRat:
ROMANTIC! You Say!
So You Are Romancin That Worwor guy's head Abi undecided

Hair Be Like Wetin Rat Chop
oh my God
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Hit By Yahoo Boy With His Car In Delta Dies (Photos) by oyonu(m): 7:17am On Jan 04, 2018
He don use the poor woman as juju. He intentionally killed the woman; na so them dey do. Feat sapele G boys

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Family / Re: My Father Talks "Nonsense" by oyonu(m): 10:03pm On Jan 02, 2018
spot on
Education / Re: 15 Beautiful Places You Need To Visit Before You Die by oyonu(m): 1:11pm On Dec 31, 2017
TimmyPapa:
Lols how many of those av yu bn to oo
I will not quote where have not been to
Education / Re: 15 Beautiful Places You Need To Visit Before You Die by oyonu(m): 12:34pm On Dec 31, 2017
TimmyPapa:
Reallyyy
Yes ke
Education / Re: 15 Beautiful Places You Need To Visit Before You Die by oyonu(m): 8:19am On Dec 31, 2017
false list. Beautiful place to visit
1) Araromi Beach Ondo
2) Idanre Hill, Ondo
3) Erin Ijesha Water fall, Odin
4) River Ethiope, Abraka
5) Obudu Cattle Ranch

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Nairaland / General / Re: Accident Kills Lady 5 Days To Her Wedding On Onitsha/Owerri Road (Graphic Pics) by oyonu(m): 8:11am On Dec 31, 2017
Rip to the dead. Quick recovery to the injured.

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Politics / Re: Ministers, Governors Should Undergo Drug Test, Says Sanusi by oyonu(m): 7:08am On Dec 19, 2017
They should not only be tested for drugs, they should also be tested character wise if they can be trusted. In fact, this naija the test results will be manipulated

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Politics / Re: Buhari Hosts H.E Marcel De Souza, President Of ECOWAS Commission by oyonu(m): 7:18pm On Dec 15, 2017
nice and to what do we owe this visit?

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Politics / Re: Railway: FG, Lagos Agree To Demolish Jibowu, Costain Bridges by oyonu(m): 7:33am On Dec 13, 2017
ok o. I pray that the project is finished as soon as possible but for the short period that jibowu bridge will be demolished, the traffic will be very bad

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