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Odunnu:
Who made NL a faceless forum?

i thought i would see ur pics wen i click ur username but no i dint. BTW how many people have pic (if thats their real pic ) on nairaland?

you met him on NL right?so in which section.and what lead to the likeness as we all know this is a faceless forum

dyt did you meet your bf or husband on nairaland? tell us about it

so many funny names

just wondering if any body has ever met a girl/guy through nairaland either through business trasaction they did on NL or through chatting on NL.

how did u apply for the FBN JOB?

a friend of mine needs a loan. he is actually a corper and needs a loan of 150k to pay in 4months. where can he get it in nigeria at good interest, weather corporate or individual. thanks

@yaris are u on unlimited plan or which network did u use?

lets have a little fun. you ask a question with a question. i will start by saying: what are you eating tonight?

whats the best offer of laptop i can get for that amount. Something strong, durable with good spec and great value for my money. please i need urgent advice. thank you

A 10-year-old boy decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a devastating car accident. The boy began lessons with an old Japanese judo master. The boy was doing well, so he couldn’t understand why, after three months of training the master had taught him only one move. “Sensei,”(Teacher in Japanese) the boy finally said, “Shouldn’t I be learning more moves?” “This is the only move you know, but this is the only move you’ll ever need to know,” the sensei replied. Not quite understanding, but believing in his teacher, the boy kept training. Several months later, the sensei took the boy to his first tournament. Surprising himself, the boy easily won his first two matches. The third match proved to be more difficult, but after some time, his opponent became impatient and charged; the boy deftly used his one move to win the match. Still amazed by his success, the boy was now in the finals. This time, his opponent was bigger, stronger, and more experienced. For a while, the boy appeared to be overmatched. Concerned that the boy might get hurt, the referee called a time- out. He was about to stop the match when the sensei intervened. “No,” the sensei insisted, “Let him continue.” Soon after the match resumed, his opponent made a critical mistake: he dropped his guard. Instantly, the boy used his move to pin him. The boy had won the match and the tournament. He was the champion. On the way home, the boy and sensei reviewed every move in each and every match. Then the boy summoned the courage to ask what was really on his mind. “Sensei, how did I win the tournament with only one move?” “You won for two reasons,” the sensei answered. “First, you’ve almost mastered one of the most difficult throws in all of judo. And second, the only known defense for that move is for your opponent to grab your left arm which you don't have.” The boy’s biggest weakness had become his biggest strength. Sometimes we feel that we have certain weaknesses and we blame God, the circumstances or ourselves for it but we never know that our weaknesses can become our strength one day. Each of us is special and important, so never think you have any weakness, never think of pride or pain, just live your life to its fullest and extract the best out of it!

A boy called one FM radio station and said, BOY: "I have found a lost Purse with $ 100,000, a Mastercard and I.D of one Mr. Ifeanyi Arato, Plot 4 park view estate, Ikoyi. PRESENTER: How Honest you are boy, So do u want 2 return d purse? BOY: Nooo, for what? I just want 2 dedicate a song to him. Play me, My HELPER OOOO, MY HELPER,

for me if i will marry, cant be more than 500k. THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS DOWRY HAVE EVER HEARD AND WITNESS WAS WORTH 4.3 million

WINDOW was a square hole in a room. APPLICATION was something written in paper. MOUSE was an animal. KEYBOARD was a piano. FILE was an important office material. HARD DRIVE was an uncomfortable road trip. CUT was done with knife and, PASTE was done with glue. WEB was the home of a spider. VIRUS was a flu. APPLE and BLACKBERRy,the best phones we have now were just fruits. We couldnt "UNDO" anything we have done. ~WHAT A CHANGE~

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under an helicopter. Ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to making sacrifices to make the world a better place. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men holding the rope started clapping. Looooolllz

nice one

Dad to Son! Why are you so Upset? Son- A Guy in My class always call me GAY. Dad- What?? Why don't you Punch him on his Face? Son- No Way Dad! He is so CUTE and his lips are captivating.

another reason why i dont want to marry.

why in jesus name are u rocking with ur happily married ex. Please let her be for life. wish u luck

start playing the game back with her. Try to flex around a little with some other girls (make sure she sees you), as we all know it gets to them, this will surely hasten up her response because when a girl realize she's your one and only, she wont hesitate to take you for a long long ride even if she will sucumb later.

My dad, mum's dad and dad's dad are no more. But the three women are still healthy, strong and kicking. I know of some other women, even examples from prominent nigerians. I just wonder if they got more life span than we do or is it because of our way of life, you know, we drink, smoke and do most hard work than the women or could there be a more reasonable explanation to this.

Do you realize that when ever you are being pursue in a dream and about to be killed thats when you wake up or when you are about to hit something big thats when your alarm or brother wakes you up for morning prayer. Truthfully who has ever being killed or concluded his dream movie when sleeping.

Girlfriend: darling, could U pls give Me 20k for Mγ bathing soap? Boyfriend: whaaaaaaat? Αяe U washing away Ur sins?

u sure say mallam and Boko Haram still mumu like this? I no think so oh!!! "mallam and his bodyguards are busy making letter bombs. One of the bodyguards: "I'm not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it." Mallam: "Well, then open it and look." Bodyguard: "But if I open it, it will explode!" Mallam: "Don't be stupid – it's not addressed to you"

Husband files 4 divorce in a local court, judge asked 4 reasons, and husband started; I nor c.um, she no c.um, pikin c.um, how come?

Husband files 4 divorce in a local court, judge asked 4 reasons, and husband started; I nor cum, she no cum, pikin cum, how cum?

@ranks007 by the end of february we will find out the supreme