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Ijogz K:
But she no get bobbi na

are u sure your phone can view image very clearly or u dont know the meaning of boobs. anyway the girl for that pic cute

Agybabe:
This place is hot.

agybabe are you the one on that pic? if you are then i wanna meet you if you are single. I swear i don no wat people mean when they say a girl is hot, but my dear u re on fire.

vb0mb:
Very easy

i sidon dey wait

you are given 9 balls of thesame colours and size.
8 of these balls weigh 9.8kg and the last one weighs 9.9kg thats a difference of 0.1kg.
RULES: you are given a weighing balance with two side of which you must use ONLY TWICE.
question: how would you pick out that one ball that is 9.9kg?

This question many of us were ask in 2007 back then on school. "You are driving home on a dark lonely night and your ride happens to be the last car that will pass that lane. You can only carry one extra person and nothing more. Now there are three persons on the road
1. An old woman in need of urgent medical attention or she will die
2. A girl you have been toasting and wooing for months, if you carry her she's yours
3. A friend who once saved your life   
Among this three person who will you pick?

can you tell us first the kind of educator you are. are you a lecturer, a teacher or a lesson teacher or probably you lecture at a professional organisation? this could help a lot.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=870076.msg10188336#msg10188336 date=1329150379][color=#000030]This dumb joke again? [/color][/quote]i know you are very frustrated about life, but you gotta take someplace else. thanks

God said to Adam, I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news, I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's cock and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.

There is this guy who has a 25 inch
dick. He goes to a witch in the woods
and asks her if she can make his dick
smaller because he just can't please
the ladies because it is just too big,
he hasn't found a lady yet who likes
it and he can't get any pleasure.
She tells him to go into the woods
and he will find a frog when he finds
the frog he is to ask it to marry him.
If the frog says no, his cock will
shrink 5 inches.
He goes into the woods and finds
this frog. He asks "frog, will you
marry me?"
The frog says "no" And his prick
shrinks five inches. The guys thinks
to himself, "Wow, that was pretty
cool. But, it's still too big." So he goes
back to the frog and again asks the
frog: "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog: "No, I won't marry you."
The guys dick shrinks another five
inches. But that's still 15 inches and
he thinks his chop is still just a little
bit too big. But he thinks that 10
inches would be just great. He goes
back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will
you marry me?"
Frog: How many times do I have to
tell you NO, NO, NO!!!

dani1luv:
This your grammar dey gimme headache

ok. what am trying to communicate to you is that being cute or not is not a prerequisite for getting into a serious relationship. i know you are just kidding
hope you can understand this?

ARareGem:
I laughed at the first post, cherished the second and found the third interesting. Impressive ones, poster.

thanks for your encouragement

thread should be locked by moderators please

qholar:
I have some names of nairalander ladies on facebook

NL User name Facebook Name                 Link

Scash                 Zyn Dahlia Baker         http://www.facebook.com/zynbaker
slimyem                 Ogunlesi Oyeyemmie Rashidat http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000207784852
freecocoa                 Cocoa Watson                 http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000586741745

More still coming,  Cheer's Kola Omomummy

oh no. why you just open people yansh like that now,

How can a girl send you boxers &
expect a BB?
A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet & expect iPad 2?
Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?
Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken republic? well, The Nigerian Association of
Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be
trade by barter this Val Oooh.
-Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.
-Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
-If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".
-She gives you cufflinks, give her
rubber band to tie her natural hair.
-If she shows up at your door empty-handed, put NTA or STV for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing).
-If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise.
-She gives you a flower, you sef give her igneous rock fr(all na nature).
anything she buys for you buy her the women equivalent. My guy no be stinginence girls own three much.

@mods i think this poll should include NO i have not met anyone here

haram boko or boko haram, whatever they are i dont care

the game goes like this, i make a sentence and the next poster use my last word to make another sentence eg i need a plate of rice. then the next post might say rice is full of starch. the next might say starch is good for the body e.t.c.
So i start by saying where are you going tonight

It is amazing how things have changed. GIRLS USED TO SAY: 1970: Love me But do not touch me.
1980: Touch me, But do not kiss me.
1990: Kiss me, But do not do any thing else.
2000: Do everything, But do not tell anybody.
2011: Do everything, Otherwise I will tell everybody that you can't do anything! ===>
I am wondering what would be said 5years from now.

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought: “What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring!” For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn’t want to cause a scene. When only one cookie remained, she thought: “ah… What would this abusive man do now?” Then, the man, taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. Ah! That was too much! She was much too angry now! In a huff, she took her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place. When she sat down in her seat, inside the plane, she looked into her purse to take her eyeglasses, and to her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, unopened! She felt so ashamed! She realized that she was wrong… She had forgotten that her cookies were kept in her purse. The man had divided his cookies with her, without feeling angered or bitter. “While she had been very angry, thinking that she was dividing her cookies with him. And now there was no chance to explain herself, nor to apologize.” There are 4 things that you cannot recover: The stone… after the throw! The word…after it’s said! The occasion…after the loss! The time…after it’s gone. Cherish Every Moment and Fill It With Love and Care For Everyone. This isnt quite a joke, but enjoy it though

Akpors father accompanied him to his school end of the year award party. As they sat watching and amidst great shouts and loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their award presentation. The following conversation ensued: Announcer: Best student in sciences, the winner is Inem. Father: (Applause and eyes Akpors scornfully) see correct children! Announcer: Best student in commercial studies, the winner is Ajoke. Father: (Hisses and eyes Akpors) see correct children. Announcer: Best student in Arts and the winner is Helen. Father: (fuming with anger) See correct children!!. And so, all the awards were presented without any going to Akpors. At the end of the event, they left and went to the car park but as his dad made to start the car, the engine refused to respond. He opened the bonnet and touched a few things but all to no avail. Then they resorted to pushing and just as they got to the exit of the school the rickety car parked up. Exhausted and profusely sweating, Akpors rested on the gate just as his mates were driving off with their parents in Hummer jeep, Sequia, Infinity, Escalade Bentley, Lincoln Nav and other exotic cars. All of a sudden, Akpors burst into laughter. His puzzled father asked,'what's so funny?' Amidst teary eyes Akpors responded 'SEE CORRECT FATHERS!'. Akpors is due for discharge from the hospital tomorow

dani1luv:
Nah, none,. . .I aint that cute, u wan find wife 4 me??

u are not cute only if u say so and wat has u sound as if being cute and handsome is a prerequisite for relationship. ( i no u re just kidding this is joke section of course so am kidding too)

dani1luv:
Seen all before.

Still good though.

are u married or let me say are in a serious relationship? dont ask me why am asking just answer

assuming heaven and hell was confirmed not real. Would you behave differently? what would you do that you are not doing now? do you think this world would be safe again? because many people avoid doing so many things because of the fear of hell. Jehovah witness always try to convince us there is no hell if its true what do you think will change in the world?

if you call all this laptop cheap, then you must be high on cheap drugs

your price for the hp probook is too much guy for 320gb.

vanity upon.vanity all is vanity says the preacher. RIP

o boy no take pics ooh i remember then in lagos nysc camp when we were made to do frog jump and roll on the ground some boys brought out their phone to snap and the soldiers got furious though they could not harm us. What am trying to say is that those force people like to excercise their power undercovered.

A VEDA LAPTOP with the following specs
2 Gb.ram
500gb hdd
dvd writer
NO BLUETOOH
webcam 2.0
3 usb port
2.0 GHZ price 60k, he ask me to advice him and i want your opinion. thanks

WebSurfer:
how can you meet such here when there are so much fakes

my reason for creating this thread

Dyt:
i met him ryt on dis board, nt a regular poster ere tho
u want 2 know his name abi?

no i dont intend knowing his name. what i want to know is was it through business trasaction or the way he wrote his point down or he just ask u for ur number after chatting and you gave it to him or he probably gave you his FB page to check him out and get his detail. I believe you now know wat i want

Dyt:
section ke?
~~He s everywhere jor~~
seriously i still ask mysef ow d heck he borrowed my hrt

dont think you want to say anything about it.