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buhari is too old jor, we need men of the 21st century.

I will nominate adams oshiomole. Wat abt u?

they should just scrap this bullcrappoo... its not worth it. any way if u are planning to work it to lagos, just know ure going to the classroom except u studied law, medicine and some other exceptional courses. you can still serve with any company though but during clearance u must present a clearance from the school u were posted to and that means u have to runs it with the principal. Actually u need to get ur connections right, but for me if i was in this situation i would go to port.

doofanc: Nice review by op. I'm thinking of getting a new laptop myself and was considering the popular Hp 630, that is, b4 i saw ur review.

Just wondering, Other than the fingerprint thingy are there any other advantages of the probook over the 630? I'm asking because of the price difference:

whats the price difference?

would you rather your child be extremely intelligent and less attractive or less intelligent and extremely attractive?

based on your current daily actions and routines where would you expect to be in 5 yrs?
based on my daily actions and routine i see myself as the head of FT in my branch with a lot of investment

ebamma: wetin u like do pass when u dey toilet, as for me i dey like take my books go read 4 exams inside my toilet, what bout u

are u sure ure ok?

Son: dad how was i born
Dad: your mom carried you for nine month in her stomach and you came out of his tommy
Son: so what was your contribution? and why do i look like you?
dad: ask ur mom
son: mom, how was i born?
mom: u came out of my tommy after nine month
son: wat was dad contribution? and why do i look like him?
mom: your dad is in a better position to tell you.

please explain to this son.

Me thinks NOI is just selfish..she just wants to climb and achieve without considering. As far as concern she no get naija for mind she dey pursue her own selfish interest. How can u be the finance minister of a country dat currently deteriorating in the area of finance and you want to leave. If she had rejected that offer with reasons that she wants to help the naija economy, she would have been my hero. This was the case witn d pharmacist dora who left nafdac for minister of information WTF how does dat concern her. Anyway just mt own quota

heat wan kill me for here, i dey vex oooh

Because dame patience came to VI today every where was blocked and for good 3 hours now all motorist were to stop moving. Imagine somebody having a very important meeting or has to pay money to somebody's acct..its just crazy really, because i doubt if obama would do thart.

salemdv: (am going raw on this)
na 2 part of lagos dey, 1 part 4 d rich and the other 4 d u know
4 rich man area u go hear bustop like adeola odekun, ahmadu bello way, ademola alakija, etc
bur 4 d oda part u go hear bustop like Pako church, moshahlassshiii, babatope babaoshi, iyatuwo, ogogoro junction,
cemetery. abbeeegi wetin person dey find for cemetery?
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Some should please translate this; "waka waka don carry beele"

moving about carelessly has got yu pregnant

lekanblaze: Lagos pple no dey gree at all .. U chop bread & pure water 4 mornin, minus afternoon, luckily 4 night u get ur once in 3 days dinner N20 garri afta u soak am so that d thng go swell up.. U drink am finish ur belle full, hunger inspire you..
(add to the stuff or finish it ) ..Thanks Wonderful People..

are u sure u are ok?

share with us what you have in mind

ok..how would you want it, on the ground, kneeling down, at the beach or just simply i want to marry you or would you be my wife or you expect something more complicated than these. Then lets hear you.

Please house I will be applying for uk student visa next year :PPlease house I will be applying for uk student visa next year for post graduate program after my service. I know I will need my waec cert. My grades on my waec cert doesnt show clearly or let m say has been washed away, I actually dint laminate it though and I have ignore this for a very long time now and I need to do sometin abt it now. My main question is I have the statement of result to support it, but will the british accept it or how will I get a new one. Thks for u reply

I finally got the cc and they gave me the code its *229*0*0#. But remember if u opt out of their plan ur 3g dissappears.

Ebuks: Dail *123#
follow the pop up menu....hope it helps Dail *123#
follow the pop up menu....hope it helps

says request not complete. Have tried million times....

I subscribe mistakenly to etisalat daily facebook plan with *229*1*1# and 50 naira was deducted. Now I subscribe to their monthly plan of 200mb and used this code of *229*0# to cancel auto renewal and it says have succesfully cancel my 200mb renewal. But 50 naira leaves my phone every day whether I browse or not. Even though I still have 156mb left. Please how do stop this..their customer care dint pick for like 3days now. Please anybody experience this.

@temmy how do I use the hdmi...my n8 comes with one cord bit there is no cord with my lg tv, though I see the hdmi port there. Is there a cord I have to buy differently?

mcnepow: do u know what explaining a joke imply??

hahaha badt guy

Clemzy16: I just checked mine wit my phone. I scored 197. Pls is there still hope for me?

yeah auchi poly

brainchild78: u r 95% correct wit d exception of free food. sum churches believe it or not actually giv out free food.

abeg tell me one of them make i attend this week.

there are perhaps so many difference between these two, but here are some few similarities between them
1. they both contain righteous and unrighteous people
2. Money is been made in both of them
3. They are both unsecure and prone to attack, anything can happen anytime
4. God is present in both places (abi God no dey everywhere?)
5. There is no free food service in both, except you pay ofcourse.
6. They are both attended to fulfil a need, desire or our conscience.
these are just few, you can add more if you like

For me i stop for a moment to think about my life and i will die one day and then i move on.

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]^^^Are you really sure you wanna see Baba Iyabo and Goodluck in suite ?[/quote]yeah i would love to

deshclones: you are a f0000000000000l..you don't know our native clothes look more glamorous and dignified than the suit your slave masters wear??

have you ever seen a western leader wear agbada or isi-agu traditional clothes??

people like you disgust me..always clinging and copying anything the whiteman does..believe in yourself for once.

i actually intended this post to be some kind of joke...but i will note insult you because i have never insulted anybody on this site and will not. remember he who calls anoda a fool is destined for HELL. A

Why cant they just wear suits for once? Is it because of their pot bellies. Are they afraid that they won't represent Africa well? Amaka why na....

If there can be a policy like some asian countries where a married couple or a woman is allowed to give birth to just one or at most two children we maybe able to.control population explotion. The rate at which the nigeria population is exploding is alarming. Imagine some people who cant even feed themselve having upto 6 to 8 kids, for what? should we fold our hands, sidon look until we explode like china japan before we creat meaningful policy to tackle this issue. I probablt dont know how to bring this point out is the best form, but if our government can look at this issue it could lead to a step forward in alluviating poverty and probably bring about better education for the few or what is the essence of giving birth to a child just to die. Birth control should be highly preach. DOES ANYBODY THINK OTHERWISE? just thinking out loud.