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grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time

I had similar experience in my 400level days in pharmacology exam.
I asked all urologist I have come across during my surgery posting last year and they really were not sure what it was and the actual cause. having ejaculation in anxiety unlike during sexual climax that is known to all.

Brendaniel:
110 billion for 18 schools, that's less than 10 billion per school, yet Tinubu budgeted 10 billion for only solar power in Aso rock, 21 billion to renovate Shettima's house and over 250 billion to buy new plane for himself, he throws crumbs as help for media propaganda and praise while lavishly spending billions on nonsense for himself and his cronies..

250billion for plane.are u sure of this figure boss

braveboi4life:
The North Means Business

I’m a full-blooded southerner, but I couldn't care less if they succeed in unseating PBAT. In 2015, he was their rallying point to remove a southern president, despite several pleas to allow Jonathan to finish his second term — he refused. Now he expects other southerners to rally behind him.

Anyway, most of the few southern leaders we have are driven by their stomachs. Ask them how his presidency has favoured them — nowhere! They have no courage; they are like the wind, very unstable.

lol 😂😂 na just one counter attack them give them last week that made PDP and other opposition abi coalition parties confused

Omeleyi:
A whole owerri rick ross

Baba forming important call....

AfonjaPriest:
Chai!
This woman is brutal.
This legislative ballistic missile will surely bruise Akpabio's erection.
Next time, before he put head into any political issue and he sees a woman, he must not allow his erection to stand gidigba in front of his election.
With what this woman has done, Akpabio don buy market wella, and this one he go pay with pain for hin body join am.

Omo The woman sensed people had forgotten in a way. She is trying to refresh our minds.

How we Nigerians quickly forget things

malali:
The latest ECA balance proves beyond debate: this administration is racing Nigeria to poverty at breakneck speed.
In 2021, our Excess Crude Account had $72.4 million.
In 2025, it’s now a pitiful $473,000 — almost completely wiped out.
Add the mountain of reckless borrowings and it’s clear: Nigeria is being hollowed out financially right before our eyes.

hmmm weldone. It said March 2023 not 2025 sir

was watching it on arise tv earlier.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Is this not the woman who was reading a poem as her achievement in office

Now she's taking photoshots?

🤣🤣🤣 exactly wat I was telling my friends earlier today. any time the citizens are complaining about most ministers non performance, fiam Hannatu will quickly release her poem as usual.

On top money wey u no too spend.
How u for wan spend am before oga.

Oceanfl0w:
Absence of development? Wow

By the way, there are alot of goods you can't import through onne.

nice idea

The sole administrator won't like this at all at all

KingAzubuike:
Obi cubana is richer than femi ote$ and adenuga combined

lol.money na water gang.
Even otedola , he no reach 1/10th

AMINDA:
It's quite clear to the discerning that the President and the Vice President are not in good terms. Hakeem Baba Ahmed served under the Vice President's office and when you juxtapose that with the opposition coming from the Borno bloc ( Zulum, Ndume, Monguno), you will begin to get the picture.

By the way, what happened to the Tax bills? The government seems to have lost interest in it after Shettima and the governors had their way. So the major reason for wanting to pass it in the first place was the increase in VAT and the derivation sharing formula? The President and his Vice's relationship went downhill ever since that episode, perhaps even before then. Shettima might fight Tinubu by proxy if rumours of his replacement turns out to be true.

them put banana peel for Tinubu in 2023 election just so Atiku can win but Tinubu was still able to outsmart them.lets know the game they will play this time again

SapaProMax:
Damn

A system that keeps you perpetually chained in debt so deep you still gotta hustle your meals at 77.

Cheers to the American dream

Omo this is deep.u summarize am wella

maureensylvia:
Let me show you one of the ways I spotted the 2.1 million fake alert

1. The fonts
2. No session ID
3. Under the beneficiary, they messed it up too

The two receipts looks alike right?

Well, it's same Joe...minor difference

Ok now let's go deeper

Aside from the session ID

Check the font of the access bank beside the logo

Compare the original with the fake receipt

Secondly

Did you all see the space between the Transaction receipt and generated from access more?

The space in the fake is closer than the original

Did you grab it?

when u realized it was fake , hope u pepper the idiot small by telling him his load is on the way make anxiety injure am small

SensualMan1:
Lol. A house divided against itself cannot stand.
APC will disintegrate before 2027

it has been disintegrated even before 2023 election and Tinubu was still able to maneuver his way.this same cpc caucus cause the fuel scarcity as well as naira scarcity in connivance with the CBN just to ensure Tinubu does not win. We all witnessed it then nah.

People that always go out to sign contracts for projects and their own personal gain from the contract is what they are all after than what such project will do for the country is the reason we are stagnated as a country because of people's greed

Hiss.una with saraki you are talking about are just there for personal interest

id4sho:
Agbadorians reset 101


Nothing dey sub, immunity sure 👌💯


The arrogant Emperor of FCT is next 😌

All 2027 riggers will be lynched 📌

dey talk immunity cover until they use federal might make am fear small the same constitutional immunity wey u dey ginger say em dey enjoy now , them fit use federal might come up with an aspect of constitution to remove security details from am for just a day oo make e fear small. U know most of our political class reason anyhow. they only follow constitution when it favors them

Dexy4yah:
I thought he did nose surgery?
Is this an old video because I'm seeing thesame flat nose.

😂😂

Omo shot fired .
Make i take cover see reactions

ddippset:
Na by force to endorse Ibas?
NBA has said it and it's final..

Ibas as the Governor is unconstitutional, illegal and an aberration.

Ibas and Wike should stop being bitter about it.

Just like an 8; year old girl who tells her friend when she's offended,,,
"Where is that my sharpener that I dashed you?, give me back."

Ibas is an interloper who should be redeployed to keep peace and order in Plateau state.
That's where he is needed.

the Adegboruwa I know isn't an APC supporter and he is saying the obvious truth.this is the way political class are wasting tax payers money and people are suffering

idahme:
Same wike gave same amount to Lagos state women and gave sokoto state 500m. Sponsored Tinubu with billions of Rivers money, at least fubara own is for professional improvement in the legal system unlike the touts whose aim is to share to other politicians to wreck havoc in the state

oh in this case it's isn't for the legal body to having a soft spot for him but if na wike em dey do am to buy there conscience. Tor no wahala..at East it's on record now 300m exchanged hand in form of gift.i hope other professionals bodies too will be given there own share of the cake

Chinjo2:
Nigeria's justice system is dead. It is being controlled by Wike. He will definitely get the appeal and supreme courts to vacate this judgement.
Nigeria is nothing but a crime scene.

am sure it was wike that also dash the NBA 300M naira .300M give away just by one governor ooo and we are doing selective condemnation of political class.tor

Mrfeel:
It was a donation to the association not a business deal

na we go still complain tomorrow how fraudulent political class are.
300M just by one state governor to an association.nawao

ProudlyLagos:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bitte obi as pdp candidate will be the easiest election to be won in Nigeria if that ever happens.

I am sure Pdp won’t make that costly mistake the best showing Obi will ever have as gone with 2023 he would be lucky to win any state outside SE come 2027

Courtesy of Ipobidient online mob, who have finally succeeded in making more enemies for him and thereby losing some of his supporters.

If you think Yorubas in Lagos will vote for him in 2027 riding on the Muslim/Muslim propaganda then you are still sleeping on the bicycle bitter obi will never be president of this country, know this and know peace

as it is now unity is lacking in PDP and without uniting they can't win.

MaziObinnaokija:
like TAMBUWAL for OBI ? Obi own don finish be that.

🤣🤣🤣 it is well

RichBoy247:
That unity is what we the APC will make sure never exists

😂😂😂

VnAhunnaPl:
Dele Momodu is making a lot of sense here.

so we can as well narrow PDP chances of winning 2027 from say 70% down to 35%.
Why can't they choose Obi then look for a strong politician like Tambuwal or someone stronger from the north to be his vice.
All PDP need now to win is just unity which is lacking at the very moment because of majorly Atiku attitude of it must be me.

Leboska:
Niece reply don't mind the idiot on a stolen mandate

Omo 300million just from one state.All this our leaders dey overdo things Sha.

Ironbull:
Imagine all these fools Hell Rufai son, Atiku son it's now Bala son

first son isn't left out.

Bluntemperor:
Sebi,your Brothers from the East - IPOB-says,he is an El- Sudan ,so why Una de interested in him again!
It is Not good to be Confused 😕!

I hope all is well sha.ask instead assuming.my own ozo isn't an igbo name.its "Ozovehe" a North central name precisely from senator Natasha senatorial district.thanks