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zaynie:
1) Ozycy
2) Iffffffy
3) Zaynie
4) EverfaithfulGod
5) Justcurious
6) Virtuouswife
7) mamaboms
ijeoma2728
9) juwonesho
10) Kendlez
11) joilin
12) Wokeyim
13) Ummtwins2
14) happymama
15) Misen
16) tonneth
17) MissOpe
18) kendrallmai
19) toparie
20) ennyhollar1
21) smokeydrinky
22) gtkay
23) T4tunu
24) mbula
25) stadora
26) tyconcepts
27) Cynthiajay
28) Emioga
29) Niyyah
30) Chinwendym
If your name no dey, kindly see Ozycy our evermouthish class captain aka Breaker of the Jinx
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Thanks for helping me to edit the list

13 babies down. 14 more babies to go. October Mummy's una too much. Una no fall hand atall. Let's keep the birth and BS rolling.

tonneth:
Hello mama's just wanted to share my joy that I gave birth to bbg on Tuesday, thou through cs but mother and child are fine.thanks once again to all mothers for your prayers and advice.Make I rest small abeg.

Thank GOD for safest delivery. Quick recovery to you/us. She will be a source of joy to you and your household amen.

Emioga:
Gave birth to a bouncing baby girl on the 3rd of October. birth story later

Congrats mama, may she be a source of joy to your household. But you never pay your dues cos me no even sabi you ooo, untop that you come dey owe us birth story since 3rd Oct diaris.... zaynie pls hold her before she run away with our money plus including BS.

Chinwendym:
Lightedpath I no travel again o! My mother in-law and in-laws says no way will they miss the birth of their grandson!( my baby will be the first grandson for my hubbys family) I said okay everybody is welcome to accompany me to isiala mbano cuz in my fathers house there are many mansions and plenty Abacha! because me sef don't want my dad to miss the birth of his grandson due to ill health
For peace to reign! my mum got no choice but to leave my dad behind in the care of his sister so she could be here for me
The only issue now is my mil have moved in and I pray both women don't fight over who will care for me and this baby

You funny gan!. Abeg make dem maintain o, no fighting in 2face Idibia's voice. But wait ooo, why are they coming this early, are you not a prospective November mum? abi you no tell them your real edd

joilin:
my wonderful e family and my rocking october teammate how una dey.My lil prince arrived on tuesday morning 13/10/15. Birthstory later

Congrats teamie. May he be a source of joy to you and your household. Awaiting BS

ijeoma2728:
BS.
My edd was on d 14th but no show.the next day arund 4 i started feeling stronger contractions.by d tym i got to d Hospital i was 4cm.
Then d real pain started.it wasnt funny at alll.i started praying nd i told God dat my baby should come by 12,cos i had already tapped into our class captain Bs.
By 10 i was 6cm.before 11 7cm.jeez d pain was sometin else.
12 i was asked to push nd wit d second push i heard her cry with no tears nor cut.

Just same way I asked GOD for 6pm and I had her by abt 6:08pm. Our GOD is a faithful GOD. Let's keep talking to GOD about our needs and he will surely listen to our plea.

10 babies down, 16 more to go. Bring it on October mamas

ijeoma2728:
It all ended in praise.Had my princess by 12am 2day,got to d Hospital by 8pm.Bs later.make i rest

Congrats my Teamie, we dropping it like its hot. Thank GOD for safe delivery. It's not easy o, I can testify to it

shawlar:
Alright boss... autopilot in progress already...
I don't know oh, I'll have to go there tomorrow and find out

Any update?

Deezou:
BTW,does d pain decrease as d number of birthes increases?Cos am very afraid of dat pain o which makes me afraid of dh too.

I thought so as well, but this is my 4th baby, and those last minute pain were out of this world . Thank GOD it didn't last so long

tatacherie:
@ Ozycy Wow!!!!God is Awesome! No tear no cut.lovely birth story.do u mean u were not given d oxytocin kpatakpata?Thank God o

No I wasn't given oxytocin alias hot drip during labour.

shawlar:
I don't know oh, I'll have to go there tomorrow and find out

Update us when you do. Thanks

shawlar:
Thanks for sharing d info. Do you know if they'll issue the passports immediately, or maybe even the next day...??

Modified:-
Just saw @gaggle's response...., 1 month... !!?? Nope, not 4 me then...
They should jst bring their blue biro and give visa jare

Hahhahahhahaha, not for me too, don't have that tym to wait. Do you know if they can issue visa while they are here?

Nasadiva:
My dear, I did dat out of excitement. The babe don use leg waka the whole of Houston, even Usain Bolt cannot cover d distance

My BS.
Due date was on 9th Oct. On 10th, I had very light contraction (less Dan serious menstrual cramp) wch disappeared after abt an hour, on 12th morning, had same contraction early morning and it disappeared afterwards. I had doc appointment dat morning, I carried my small baby bag and car seat in d car to d doc office, I was ready to tell d doc to induce me ( me wey dey fear induction like say, even dou liver dey cut me). Doc said she can't induce me same day dat we Hv to book for d induction since it's not an emergency and ders likely won't be space in d hosp asap. Fast forward to when doc checked me, and was surprised to see I was already 4cm even wtout contractions. I told her my babies usually come very fast and I can't go home and be back later, she did membrane sweep and I left for d hosp. Got to d hosp & waited for some tym(walked abt) before I was admitted. All these while, I no see show, no membrane rupture. I was checked and was 6cm, my water broke while she was checking me, den d semi serious contraction started. At 8cm the serious contraction started, baby's heart beat was monitored non stop and she was doing fine. The nurse called my doc to come for the main thing dt i was 10cm(see hope), all these while, no be me dey der again na so I dey shout "JESUS I depend on you I have no power of my own " . I was shouting dat she shud call d doc bk dat I was ready to push. The doc still dey road but was close. Doc arrived,checked me $ said I was still 8cm( wat nonsense, my hope just dropped) she said smt lyk d cervix is still round. I was in serious pain and iasked if I cud push,after some tym I was asked to push wt d next contractn, I gave dem d poo and pee of life , dat kind of long piss ur baby boy will pee into ur face wen u wnt to change his diaper, everyone ran for cover. The doc said dey shud adminster oxytocin to fasten it, dt d contractn doesn't even last long when it comes, na em I begin rake " I don't want oxytocin(100tyms), I can progress on my own cos d pain am having rit now is d highest I can bear, see shouting ooo " I don't want oxytocin ". Thank GOD here if u decline anything, dey can't force it on you esp if it's not life threatening. If contractn comes I go hold d nurse hand dey do breathing in and out technique (omg dat thing dey work smh). After some mins, I started shouting again " I want to push ooo" dey no kuku ansa me, na em I carry my two laps up begin push, when dey saw I meant biz, dey rushed me and wt dat one continous push my baby was coming out, d doc brot scissors abi na wetin dem dey call am, I tot she wanted to tear me, I started shouting no no no . And d doc was like no for wat lol. She cut d cord and baby was out. No tear or cut. All glory to GOD

zaynie:
I hereby give you a grand welcome.....
Buh still you gats to pay your membership fee o....i fit give u discount as per my persin

She didn't even introduce herself well, na em you dey give her grand welcome. You don begin do ojoro ooo, make sure u collect her full fee. I rmber her name from your diary I think.

Trendy80s:
Sorry for that love

Hugs!

MissOpe:
@ Virtous wife and Captain Madam Ozycy, Congrats on the birth of your princesses, So glad everything ended in praiseeeeee .... Captain Ozycy this one wey u don drop and vigilante don start a beg who go mark register for the remaining of from the baby?

Don't worry, I got your back my October teamies, will update th list soon.

Virtuouswife:
My princess arrived yesterday 12/10/15 at exactly 11:05. God is wonderful. Beautiful BS Coming ur way soon.

Congrats teamie, Thank GOD for safe delivery

Deezou:
Sweet bs@niyyah
Mamas dat gave their birth stories recently,u r making me think of rewriting mine cos there are things i omitted cos i was very busy at d time and reading ur bs reminds me of them.stadora d start of ur labour is exactly like mine.

You can give us part 2 of the birth story, it's allowed

JUMAYIN:
I said it.....mamas in d house, make una throw me a grand welcome party o, I just got my BFP....i had a miscarriage in march, my preggy buddie deezou has put to bed, I pray we all carry to full term (amen)

Welcome back dear, you shall carry to term and deliver a happy and healthy baby

ozycy:
Some part of your BS got me laughing . Abeg make I no laf too much cos am coming with my own soonest.

I was already in the hospital when I posted this

Nigerian consulate passport services will be in Houston TX from 14th to 17th. Venue: Comfort Inn 11230 Southwest Freeway, Houston TX 77031. If you are interested in processing your baby's Nigeria passport. Abeg I just got the info and decided to share, I don't even know if sb Hv shared it already as I hvnt been able to read up new posts. Thanks for all your wishes, I appreciate.

firsttymum:
Lemme be the first to say congratulations to OZYCY on this forum.... October class captain don born.... Congratulations darling.... Yeepee

Hahaha, u don hear d gist already

I don get alert na GODWIN
A beautiful baby girl na GODWIN
Just abt an hour ago
My GOD is an awesome GOD.
BS later

Wow Nasadiva, you don reach here? Join me in praising GOD, I just delivered my beautiful baby girl at Oakbend abt 1hr ago. Mother and child are doing real good. My GOD is an awesome GOD.

Niyyah:
Bs(am gonna try and be very detailed)
the labour ish started after dh n i had a nyc n
Please have bin battling with constipation since i delivered n i dunno if there is any thing i can use to relief myself?

Some part of your BS got me laughing . Abeg make I no laf too much cos am coming with my own soonest.

IyeEjima:
Dis is my bday month n I wnt a BFP as my bday gift... Oya enof of d long epistle, let d laying of hands begin
Wishin all bellefull mamas a stress free pregnancy n supernatural delivery

You are blessed already. Wait for your goodnews

zaynie:
I don laff roll for floor here...my pupils dey look me o...

You dey press phone for class? I will report you.

Wokeyim:
Help me bless God for the birth of my princess last night. Delivery was smooth and safe and BS will come later, plus cry story lol. I really wanted a boy but God chose to give my daughter a Sister so who am I than to thank him for his grace?

Seems my daughter has a birthday mate here?

Wow, October mummies no dey carry last, dropping dem babies like its very HOT!!!. Everyday baby yeah!!!!. Congrats my Teamie. GOD bless you and your LO. Thank GOD for safe delivery.

Juwonesho:
Ko. BSt coming soon! Deezou 10x sis

Congratulations teamie, GOD be with you and your LO.
But wait ooo, na you get 2 monikers? Ummtwins2 and Juwonesho, @ Zaynie pls collect double fee from her and you have to pay me for wasting my ink and paper to write your name twice.