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swave7:
Like seriously who's this vermin? Should I exterminate him Paayne?

dregmaster:
Actually, it's been showing the error message since last week before the strike action started.

vermaniace:
@Paayne

Finally someone for a victim //
I don't have a crossbow bur am hitting with some clothslines//
We be smoking weed while you weeding with your sharp lines and small team//
You feeling like a king while you just ruling(ruling) short lines//

you screaming like you could do this for a whole day//
you struggling to make a bar (bar) , hustling like an house boy and looking for network//
Making bars no be beans omo no be fowl play//
Am on H+ 4G you be begging for data,poor rapper so broke you ain't even got self worth//


More like a baby rapper spitting shii, Bro needs a mouth daipper //
My punchlines would fist through your skinny ass like we acting porn//
your one and half balls would even stand a battle with me ,cus you would be sitting and learning from me like you chewing corn //
your golden bars like onicha boys necklace, even aba can make it better//


While me and my boys sit in front ,
You will be on the last row//
I inspire you generations to come and the muderers in your geen//,I give few punchies (punchlines ) to your teeth and do u would be making a seen //
And finally a punchline for a knock out ,and I promise you wouldn't wake up to the c*ck crows //

Dig it !

MoElla:
Have u tried logging in with your password in capital letters? I had the same issue earlier on and it worked for me.

mzmee:
Dont log in through caps link itll say wrong credentials..go in through normal jamb.org.ng ...then keep all your details in small letter...i hope this helps

JigsawKillah:
Sunday Night Robbery

JIGS X FUNMIBI



it's a sunday night, the rain was drizzling

my girl cooked noodles, the dame was sizzling

she wore bum shorts, the same ol' seasoning

then I got a call, that the game was leaving me

black jeans on, sand shoes on

got my black shirt on, before the band moves on

time was slow like a sad blues song
the scene is scary, we've got bad dudes on

I hit the meet up, they gave me a shottie
with a dozen shells in case we gotta drop a body

then we lit up blunts, and smoked in the lobby

I oiled my tool, shooting is a hobby

then we got dressed, heavy bags yet
hung from my shoulder, and it's empty at then

things went wrong when they said the address

we've gotta hit a dome and somebody's home

a family's home, kids and wifey, a father

I careless for the man, try me, I'm harder

but I get messed up when I see kids crying

my fingers itchy, a little resistance and clips flying

my heart skips a beat, I'm sweating, I'm nervous

should've switched off my phone and dragged my girl to service

I called my cuz Funmibi for some advise he dropping me

told him my story, and I'm close to going insane on this Sunday night robbery
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My day wasn't fun been thinking cos i mustn't run

From the fact that I'm part Saint part demon

Hell way is where I'm coming from

Raised a baptist I'm good with the hymn books

Same me the sharp shooter the expert with the big tools

Knife game i ace that

Stab stab stab below the belly button then twist before pulling the blade back

Stuck between good and evil

I could just shoot a cripple

Maybe for his cash or maybe for a cripple i could just shoot a man with the cash
Damn! I'm losing it wish my relatives could help

It's not that simple but maybe some sedatives would help

Reluctant to go get the bottle

Looking at my gal sleeping she won't let a bro get the cuddle

Is aiiii...minutes later phone rings who's calling?l

Jigs!!! Yo cuz! Its late yo

I can hear Police chatter all over the radio

He said listen I'm in a tight corner

I careless about dropping the pa but I'm not a wife gunner

The kids crying

They keep eyeing

They so small a single punch gon leave they teeth flying

Calm down cuz! Grab the pa to the inner room

On some killer move

But no molesting
Leave him guessing what you gon do to his fam

If he resists walk straight to where the fams at grab the last son

If he screams! Good shit if he doesn't..drag on

Check on the pa how high is the hearts racing

If he begs good shit if he spits let em gatz blazing

Fore you squeeze wait till he reconsider

Does he care for a cigar

If he does good shit if he doesn't call the fam to witness the close kill

if he closes his eyes good shit if he doesn't don't squeeze hold still

Let his son do the killing help him aim right

Recoil the chamber point steady kneel so u both can have the same height

If he begs good shit if he doesn't waste him

But remember we need the cash and the cops are 10 blocks away and the sirens wailing

Phone beeps Battery low be smart avoid..jailing
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what the heck! but that was all I was getting

pocketed my phone, palms they been sweating

mind made up, arms I'm caressing

yo fellas. . . let's get this work! 

then we burst in, checked every purse

everybody better keep still or shells will spurt

we just gotta pick some shillings, then reverse

anybody who can't keep still, the gent we murk

paper, paper! told the pops lead the way

heard my man tell a kid that he could pray

hurry up mother eff - sirens be closer

I pressed the gun to his back, mind might be colder

the Fun effect, I'm fûcking deaf to kids whimpering

you dumb reject! hurry up before the gun ejects

whipped his back with the tool, he falls and wept

felt like I woke up with Eva by my side, and we had morning sex

move or it's your wife you'd be mourning next

interesting how I'd make her die a boring death

he kept mum and went, brought thousand bills from a cupboard

so much money! I really wanna take it all!

Heard tires squealing outside, police maybe

Rapid shots, a dying scream cut short: my Homie's JB

The whole crib shaking, kids crying loudly

The whole situation, clips flying, shouting

I've gotta get out, into the kitchen feels smartest

Unbolted the back door and ran into darkness

Shots from different guns kept ringing

I turned back none was behind, I'd left singly

They dumb niggas! These shotties can't stand rifles

Would never had went if I'd known they were suicidal

Screw that! Escape on my mind, I jet into the streets

Ran with my eyes backward until I fell into a ditch

Broke a few bones, lost my phone, my tools, what is wrong with me?

What else could go wrong on this sunday night robbery

afroduke:
i'm the CHAMPION, my flow accumen shines.. it shines like a DIAMOND, nobody tells me jack.. no body can tell me jack.. do you want to TRY gOD?, i am the AB and C you niggas not even in the D BLOCK.. keep it simple.. never show you MAMA SAY.. if you wanna show, show your APACHE.. self.. so they say brukutubrukutu MAMA YEH...

draker1994:
a god walks in. I am here to surmount and make known my impregnable and grammatical awareness. who dares, challenge me!!!

fluxmind:
I asked jiggy for a battle, he opened a thread/
He lucky I didn't bring needles to poke in his head/

Just kidding

Ayo Paayne let's start this shít...

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Paayne hit me up for a battle, I said chill ... gimme a break/
I hope you got yourself some pills , cos imma give you some aches /
I should get a gun, send shots from the Ruger, straight to this loser's face/
Leave of absence, he'll be on vacation/
I give this man Max Level of Pain ... & it won't be on Playstation /
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The way I'm popping with these bars, it's authentic/
Popping shots to his car, leave his windshield dented, him still disoriented/
Seeing visions, wondering if it's real or it's augmented/
He'll pop out the door & fall to the floor senseless/
Till paramedics or forensics have to make him come to his other four senses/
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I'll make him face the fact that he won't escape with his face intact/
He ain't a... Rider, His ąss shoulda got Smacked Down when He was faced with Zach /
Can't figure out how Hugo Lorries couldn't dispose & displace this waste in rap/
When he sees a shot coming, he won't be saving himself/
He'll be... boxed in something XXL , these magazines ain't for reading... cos I'm blazing em Shells! /
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Wonder why dog wanna mess with cat /
Bet during the scrap, Paayne was obsessed with having sex with that/
Emm... Who, Marshall? must really be Blessed with that/
It drove me nuts He didn't bring a ball to the game & make her test his sac /
He could've knocked her out like Ray Rice with successive slaps/
But went... over... bored, tryna nail her to the wall, she didn't feel Paayne ... like unimpressive raps /
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I play a Big role, here to bring this Brother man a Gift /
What's in the bag? Ain't nothing but Banana clips /
This monkey get a night cap , peel his top back like one of my grand Nana's wigs /
For acting ... like a Tupac thug, he'll get his toupé & bandana flipped /
Creep in homie's home , paint the walls Red with the blood, now it's Bad Santa's Crib /
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Giyazz told me... I'm supposed to be a vet/
Cos the rest of these rappers here ain't posing a threat/
If I was holding a Tec, I'd shoot till the missiles explode in your chest/
Nigguh full o' holes ripped open like I'm exposing your sex /
Have you gasping, holding your breath & choking to death/
All cos I left holes in your neck/
So niggas better recognize my work ethic cos my work epic, & show me respect in advance ... like you owe me a cheque /
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I smack the taste outta harder than a serve from Roger/
Make his top... spin so fast he could propel a emergency chopper /
He'll wake up with cravings thinking bout the bread & the butter/
When he digs around the dirt... Like that man who got his head in the gutter! /
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Sick with the script, I should try meditation /
He'll get hit with some shít, after the shots... He'll need a supply of medication/
Rounds in the Mag? NATO , the chopper gon give him a lift help em practice Levitation/
That's how I put a niggęr in a different Hospital... like we was talking Segregation! /
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I'm coming for every win here/
Y'all say this his home town? Watch me put holmes down, I'll bury him here/
Imma blow y'all minds away with no heavy wind here/
So many red dots on his face I ain't tryna get his skin cleared /
When I popz it , nigguh get washed out in blood ... the way Jesus get his Sins cleared /
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Call it Flip Tricks when I... name rappers /
I'll have Paayne shattered, with stains splattered/
Air his thoughts to the sky leave the ground littered with brain matter/
I'll be plain, very clear, it's a bloody hell when I find him I'll make it rain everywhere/
Split open his skull, then spread his brains everywhere/
Y'all gon see how I make Paayne feel pain everywhere/
When I toss the dullard he'll fall to pieces like the Naira that's how they... coined the phrase... "bringing change everywhere!" /
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Close casket nigguh!

fluxmind:
Ayy Paayne?