All these ones just spoil my ticket sha😑😑

Imagine being a wanted person for so long, then the day you decide to avail yourself for questioning, dem no kan see anything ask you. 🥴😳
sure for me say this man don go run some kyn fetish parole...maybe to cause confusion in their midst. Na now their eye kan clear, cos something is utterly fishy with this Bello story 🤔

as an army official's son..what would be the resulting fate of this young lad? Prison at a young age?

Hmmm, isn't this too much for a church donation..considering the level of corruption in this part of the world

Disappointed n disgusted at the same time...that I still blindly Stan this club despite their woeful display week in week out :

Make man yew no go start their rubbish o

JigsawKillah:
You've got plenty old lines, from 20-0-9
Your face is scary all times, first time I saw a mom condemn her own child

Boring old cat with his one life hanging by a thread../
say your lines are tailor-made for war, but still lacking the correct measurements/

Compliments of the season yal!

I'd have made mine before the year is done. IJN amen.

Op, every household or family has its own background story of black sheep/prodigal children and im a proud representative of my own unit just like your brother. Although, there are levels to these personalities and the offenses they commit, i think your brother's case is slowly hitting the red alert button, and might become worse if care is not taken. As for me, I'm the black sheep of my house but my actions are still very limited to the categories that can be overlooked. That's, they are still very petty when compared to other very sinister offenses you see or read of. Im just saying your brother's mental health needs to be seriously evaluated. Like, when he is not busy stealing or selling things, what kind of person is he asides all that? What kind of father is he when it comes to his babymama and children?

Some of these cases might just be straight up spiritual (omo, na only God go fit save am then), while some are psychological as a result of prolonged use of very hard drugs, emphasis on HARD DRUGS, not the cheap igbo wey i know say i dey smoke. In the end, your bro needs y'al support and love now more than ever, not total isolation when you guys have not exhausted all the help that can be rendered (spiritual and psychological). But if after all these, he still fails to turn a new leaf...then my gee, i think you got a serious problem on your hands. Trust me, you isolating yourself from him totally wont solve anything...his problems still indirectly affects you through the ones you both share a direct relationship with...your parents.

Fairmoney
Sokoloan
Okash
Palmcredit
Fast money

my brother, life no easy abeg

My gee..trust me when I say you won't die if nobody here comes to your aid. If possible, just prepare yourself for the worst case scenario. That’s my own little trick im telling you for free. As a fellow brethren in the gambling business, i understand your situation very well cos I've been there too.

Bro, you just have to make deliberate efforts to stop once and for all. Anytime the thought comes up, also remind yourself of all the bullshit it has caused you and all the good ones you've lost, that should be enough motivation to stop for real. ah no get money, ah for show you love, cos i understand the situation perfectly.

Like i said before, don't kill yourself with overthinking and just prepare your mind for the worst case scenario. You'll be fine!

Being an introvert sucks.
Being a broke one is worse.
Welcome to my world.

iamdapsyj:
Mine would be "LIFE", starring Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. I still have it on my laptop till date. It's a movie released in 1998 I believe.

omo, this movie made me cry the first time. I've seen it 3 times now. Very on point �

Pirates of the mo'fucking caribbean

This game be like wetin dey drag..kinda dull

• Opener - 1 point - kay9ine

• Rhymes - 2 points - Omminnent. . . at least he was a bit more consistent even though they were monosyllabic towards the end.

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Tie . . . not too impressed with what I read

• Punchlines - 3 points - Tie. . .

• Personals - 2 points - Nil

• Flow - 1 point -  Omminnent. . .

• Wordplays - 2 points  kay9ine. . . only wordplay that stood out for me was the "open homes like a detached roof" line

• Closer - 1 point -  kay9ine. . .

Omminnent 3 vs Kay9ine 4

MVGT - Kay9ine. . .

so after perusing both verses for what seemed like a long while. . . my final verdict goes thus;


• Opener - 1 point - Deepwaters,
simply because the ('kill Ian/Mbappe) wordplay was slightly better than Tempo's ( chef/Deepwaters/big fish to fry). . .could have easily been a tie though.

• Rhymes - 2 points - Tie. Both shooters cancelled out each other here, your rhymes weren't in sync all through your verse

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Deepwaters

• Punchlines - 3 points - IanTempo, the Moses/Split water apart punch was enough for me.

• Personals - 2 points - Nil

• Flow - 1 point - Tie

• Wordplays - 2 points . . . Deepwaters, cos he showed more wit to earn him this criteria

• Closer - 1 point - IanTempo . . . the punch was more direct and hence had a better sting

Deepwaters007 6 vs IanTempo 5

MVGT - Deepwaters007 just because he slightly outclassed his opponent. Generally, you both tried sha.

JoeWendell:


Nice idea Paayne.. That's how it'll be.


Battlers have already revieved death threats from me in their emails

So they'll definitely show up.. I've reached some old heads to help with verdicts too

If you're less busy.. help me coordinate this shit as well.. I've been working my socks off.. what you say pal?

May not be too free to help coordinate the threads... but I'll try and be around to vote.

Please bear with me.

JoeWendell:
Paayne.. I see you viewing this thread.. I'll need y'all to turn up with votes..

Lol, busted!

JoeWendell:


• BlessedMarshal Vs TechnicalRex - 29 Jan

• Deepwaters007 Vs IanTempo - 29 Jan

• Kay9ine vs Omminnent - 30 Jan

• RedBishop vs 100Barz - 30 Jan


There you go Fixtures all Set... Dates will be updated soon and also threads will be created for your battles.. You know your opponents start scripting for them.. you got time to loose



Judges will be active members of this section and certified rap battlers

Cc:
Mrkang
Paayne
ZachHugo
Absoul
Fluxmind
Whiz10
Hydrog3n
NastyNic
Souloho19
KidPaku
Redjohn2
Mikuz
Ibime
Emaprince
Jigsawkillah
Limerick
007Bruce
Teddybiyasi
Krone
Elymaxxiimus
Guykhena
Iceskidd
Dklef
Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Obesemf
Lyricist
Funlordjnr
Devilmaycry
Dj5Naira - Chief judge
Joewendell - Chief Judge

Lol, I'll be happy to judge if the warring parties don't pull a no-show! .

To spice it up a bit, I think each battle should happen twice (1st and 2nd leg....3 days in between the two bouts) just to give the loser of the 1st leg a chance to fight back, since you are very few participating.

Holla back if you are cool with it.

don't know why these rappers won't learn/ spitting same basic SHIIT like clumsy science students..

PING!!

Being an introvert can really suck sometimes!

Praise just dey lash ka3na

Don't blame trikytee..the guy don dey hustle current since

these guys are killing me with boredom

This kids don't know how to play

This kaisha is one very confused chicken!

ah swear, it's clear that these ones are still children..their mind never mature. Most childish set so far

na all these kyn mumu game kaisha dey like...