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Rap BattlesRe: ~ ~ ~ **** Hell In A New Dawn *** ~ ~ ~ GIYAZZ Vs FLUXMIND ~ ~ ~ *** by Paayne(m): 8:29pm On Jan 18, 2017
Lol. see blood 4 ground fa.
anyway, lemme first save this seat for my vote..
buh una try sha..
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 6:26pm On Jan 18, 2017
Cc : Devilmaycry.
Nigga, its too early to pull a no show.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 6:06pm On Jan 17, 2017
has anybody seen the devil?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 1:56pm On Jan 16, 2017
devilmaycry:
4bars ?
Lol, are u for real? lets make it 8bars nd we drop on wednesday by 8pm.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 9:00pm On Jan 15, 2017
devilmaycry:
Open CallOut....
hmmm. i feel like accepting sha.

how many bars?
Rap BattlesRe: //&********<<<the Nairaland Rapbattles Learning Thread>>>*******&// by Paayne(m): 4:59pm On Jan 14, 2017
I've seen these words often, buh i still dunno wah they mean.

"generic lines/words".

- of course i know the meaning of generic, buh when it comes to rap terms, i'm a bit lost. so,

Cc : Mrkang , Jigsawkillah , Fluxmind , Zachhugo , Joewendell , nd others concerned... this is also part of re-animating the rap section.
help a brother out here.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 12:02pm On Jan 14, 2017
richommie:
Hey dude fluxi/ Not that, am lazy to script/ Am not done with exams,so am facing book still/ I wl ve love to slay you within/ But my schedule "tight" like virgin pussy!/ I must commend your freestyle written/ It has improved, it got dis real nice lyrics/ But that shouldn't make you. . . feel like biggie/ Holl up?? Ohema didn't tell you how, I ripped her pussy/? After I sampled her body. . .with my big fat Dicky/ she twerked and pouted lips like insta-beetches/ Den I bankulize her. . .within 5 minutes/ Her skin tight. . .Chick start weeping/ Den she kisses and started "dancing for me " Mr Eazi!/
Lol, mvgt_ fluxmind
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 6:57pm On Jan 13, 2017
fluxmind:
I'm saying no one can really prove who's a clone. I don't care, I'd rather read some battle raps than people haggling. You, Kang & Zach, triple threat, that'd be fun.
now that he mentioned it..
ah think it will be really nice to have a regular 2 on 2 tag team battle here..
as in, e go make sense na... i'm talking about a fresh kind of battle for us, textcees. apart from the regular 1 on 1 fixture mode. at least make we 4 upgrade small.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 6:47pm On Jan 13, 2017
fake recognise fake.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 3:47pm On Jan 13, 2017
This kazna guy don finally get sense.
bro, thumbs up for acheiving that milestone. smiley
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 3:40pm On Jan 13, 2017
JoeWendell:
hehehehe grin Maybe your right grin but do I look like I care? huh
smh.. another patient of stunted mental growth.
bro, carry on. nothing do you..
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike: I Put Girls On Chain To Empower Women, Toke Makinwa Has Crush On Me by Paayne(m): 3:27pm On Jan 13, 2017
That guy yis really fvcked..!! shame to those girls who think they are being empowered or even promoting said "women empowerment" by being chained around. Its more like promoting woman slavery.

smh..
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 3:15pm On Jan 13, 2017
JoeWendell:
you are ungrateful,
how dare you call me jobless huh
I am saving my reputation? huh
What reputation? huh
this is the internet,
what happens here doesn't affect my life,
so what reputation am I trying to save? huh
instead of you to join me in my quest
of exposing kang for who
he realy is
a fake, okrika, aba made grin
you are here talking rubish
this guy is really brainsless. grin

as for you kang,
don't think this is over,
because am not done with you grin
I told you not to fork with me cheesy
the investigation has even gotten more serious
your interrogation section is coming up. very soon grin
you will soon face nl police grin


More evidence is coming! cheesy
SMH.. this is sheer joblessness.
so una no kan get any better to do again?? :-/
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 8:38pm On Jan 11, 2017
Lol... See film cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 5:16am On Jan 11, 2017
ZachHugo:
before going to Bed, I Just wanted to Point this out. . . . . .you are Accusing me of being Joewendell. . . .and yet you act like him in Every manner. . . . . .the both Of you Have so Much in Common. . . . you both Drop Emoticons in every Post and Your are both Trouble makers. . .if this is What hatred has turned you into, then am sorry for you!!!
peace
Lol.. I thought i was d only one that noticed the similarity. shocked
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by Paayne(m): 10:14pm On Jan 10, 2017
Opener - tie

rhymes,
flow
wordplay - fluxmind

similes & metaphor - joe

punchlines - tie

personals & closer - joe



mvgt _ Fluxmind (nigga swiped harder)..
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 9:52pm On Jan 10, 2017
Limerick:
NAIRALAND AUDIO CYPHER 2017 COMING SOON. Glads that are interested should let me know
Lol, i'm interested.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 9:33pm On Jan 10, 2017
Limerick:
NAIRALAND AUDIO CYPHER 2017 COMING SOON. Glads that are interested should let me know
Lol, i'm interested
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 5:57pm On Jan 09, 2017
fluxmind:
How bout we do this evening sef? Let's get it over with. Ayy Jigsawkillah, I got one, put me & JoeWendell
Lol..dis guy sha wan kill person pikin
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Whiz10 Vs Hydrog3n by Paayne(m): 12:30pm On Jan 08, 2017
If my vote will count, then here goes...

Opener _1 point - Tie (although whiz could have had this buh his end punch didn't connect well with the build up).

Rhymes _2 points - Hydrogen

Similes/ Metaphors _2 points - Tie

Punchlines _3 points - Whiz10 (obviously due to his better build ups)

Flow _1 point - Whiz10 (enjoyed his verse more)

Wordplays _2 points - Tie

Personals _2 points - None

Closer _1 point - Tie



Thus, mvgt _ whiz10


buh sincerely speaking tho, you guys should make room for adjustment. You can actually be better than what i saw here. I wont say much so as not to derail, buh pls let ur next respective battles show some level of improvement!!.

#peace
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 12:02pm On Jan 08, 2017
Cc: jigsawkillah, bro..pls come drop ur verd nd lets wrap this up, who knows!! Zach could still pull a Donald trump on me... Anything is possible.
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 11:57am On Jan 08, 2017
ZachHugo:
Jigs come close this ffucking thread already, It seems paayne already won
Paayne 3 . . . Zach 0
Lol..nd im just laughing in chinese cool
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 1:48pm On Jan 03, 2017
SMH. so, still no votes yet.
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 12:04am On Jan 02, 2017
ZachHugo:
King Reggie.........
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.This Scaramouch is gonna get hurt, even if I got his name Misspelt//....tha Proud Insect//...Had a shallow Win against Drisklef//....and now he's feeling like an Ill vet//...but no one recognises paayne, no one is feeling This Elf//...Only Paayne Feels Paayne.....When He's hurting Himself!!!!
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.This psycho Bbitch is in Mind Bondage//.....Smh for this Olodo aka, Almighty Dull brain//......he's too daft and Old school like my grams College//....I'll break the fools head with a Large Dog chain//......"Record Textbooks".....then drop it in his "Brain"...paayne will receive "Sound Knowledge"!!!!!
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.Paayne and his partners are gonna get bruised at Sight//..For their hatred towards this Knight//...whose showed his Might//..paayne, Kang and Flex are gonna turn gospel artist this Night//....once I plant the 'three' in Church, they'll be 'rooted' up in Christ!!!
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.Picture Today as Paaynes wedding day//......and he'll Feel this Rival Blades//......I'll Kill this ugly Dumb Sucidal ape//...and Leave tha fools Corpse Scattered all Over tha 'Rails'//....When I come swiftly and Crush him with his Wife's Bridal Train//..
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.Payne's Mom is a Slut from the Gutter//..he's screwed her over and over//.....he has 'Browsed' through all her Websites she's like his 'Personal Computer'//.....Son Ffucking mom, Abomination of the highest order//...Like the chief Executioner//..I'll come with my Blades and make 'P See' death, when am Killing his Mother!!//
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.I'll Call him out, He'll try to duck at first......But it'll do him No good//.....Cause I'll trouble the fool with threats....he ain't a Dope Dude//....he'll Loose his Mind and accept.....he'll Loose his 'Soul' too// ....once he picks the call...he'll be in 'Box'.....Like a Phone Booth!!
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.I'll make paayne a cripple, with Real Clips//....I'll visit England quickly//...and take the arsenal from gunners to shoot this weakling//...he'll be on a wheelchair once I land at 'Watford' this Evening//...with the 'Nine' at my back to take a shot at ' The Knee'//...
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.My punches will kill this cruel Light Bbitch//.....if he Fronts a Turd, I'll punch the Fools Eyelids//...am Destroying the slowpoke's face with Brute Tactics//....That'll Leave his Eyes Darker than a Cool Smiley!!!//.
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.The 'scratches' I left paayne the animation are the Strongest//...like that Video game, them 'Marks Pain' the Dumb head//...This 'Brainless' Nincompoop is a Total Nonsense//...Like an 'Uncompleted Duplex'.....this idiat has nothing 'upstairs'!!!//..
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. Am Battling the corpse of a Leprechaun, an Illl pauper//.....I already killed paayne before in the Freestyle zone...real proper//...Since am an Evil "Pirate" That got many Gold and can still Murder//....I'll stick my Blades in this 'Dead mans chest' and take his 'Soul' like a Real Cobbler//...he'll die again cause he 'Davy Jones' and am 'Will Turner'!!//
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Haaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 12:03am On Jan 02, 2017
Paayne:
Ah swear, and something is wrong wif my browser.. Don't even understand what's happening.
quick notice..

NL changed some of my words tho.

'gay' is posed to be 'fa ag'...

* in the first bar, 'person' is posed to be 'f ucktard' to rhyme wif drunkard.

* 3rd bar_ 'slow lifestyle' is posed to be 'reetarded lifestyle'

* 7th bar_ 'compromised video' was meant to be 'se x tape' to rhyme with other last words in the bar.


so, judges should pls read my verse well enough, nd if necessary, inserts the changes mentioned above.

so with that said,


LET THE BETTER MAN WIN.
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m):
Ah swear, and something is wrong wif my browser.. Don't even understand what's happening.

Cc : jigsawKillah votes needed bro
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 7:03pm On Dec 30, 2016
King reggie my ass!!!


Reggie's mutilation!!

Ladies nd gentlemen, I give you Zach the wanderer...
The dude wif skinny bow legs, the gay nd adulterer..
The one whose words never seem to mean anything, a scam nd a stutterer...
a nigga with no bloody agenda, a stan nd a blunderer...
The hapless oogboni disciple, son of amadi the drunkard..
Buh If you hear me clapping for this person, its the rounds from my revolvers!!..

Two shots to his chest will have him pleading for mercy...
Two more in this dumb prick will gladly rip out his testes..
One by one, with every bar I spit, I'll take out his senses..
Fvck rands n nairas, I'll Trade that for strepsils,..
Cos zach z like a worthless bible chapter ,
No one gives a shii t about his verses!!...

You will find him in local strip clubs, working 'poles' like inec officials...
Buh Don't blame the gay, his retarded lifestyle is clearly congenital..
You'll see him all dressed up like lady gaga, nd say he z searching for magas..!!
Now zach z become a ' little headache' , the type you kill wif alabukun or dagger!!.

Small words won't do him any good here, he z gonna get chewed here...
Nd the imp z getting a tooth cleared for boasting of crude gears...
we know the faggit z gon come claiming he z. Lines are the 'Bomb', buh who cares?!...
Not that they even atomic or nuclear!!...
I'll unleash these bullets on him for lying, Ilight the slime up like its xmas n new year!!..

That's cos I'm ah true vet, fine nigga with cool beards..
While zach is haggard n crooked, he looks like mama put's bed..
Nd He z only hope of wiinning me is if he drops a good verse,
one that doesn't look his C.V..
Cos that shii t be looking like, " hi, I'm zach nd my IQ is slower than 2G"!!...

" as for my working experience, I bagged a degree in attention seeking...
Nd ended up being a stripper in kuje prison...
Buh in other to make ends meet properly, I suck bigg diicks for a living...
Trust me, I'm very good at it, you can ask my best friend gbemmie, she z also my personal assistant!!.".

Zach z nothing but a wastrel, nd a candidate for ma death grip..
So I'll let ma techs dig in, body parts will spread round like his sex tape...
he z never been good at jumps, buh he z gonna try to pull a lame stunt aka my best clip..
But ah swear, that won't bother me, cos zach already lost this match b4 jig printed out the bet slip'!!..

Nobody cares about his stories, or his sober anthems..
Even his word-plays nd silly rhymes are looking older than him..
Talk about his punches, and metaphors? Worst shii ts I ever saw, there z nothing the loafer can bring...
He should keep on with his 'dirty' threats, I'll 'wipe the pothead clean', my jabs are like 'soda n vim'!!....

my blades are cutting him nicely, nd slashing his biceps..
ma whole verse is a mine field, he should follow in my steps...
Or get blown open, We can hear his confused screams, like "erm! erm! erm!, can someone 'provide help'!!..
Zach is so stupid, in duh club, he z duh type to order for 9 schwepps!!..

Smh!

Once again, Ladies n gentlemen. Meet zach, the caveman...
Half monkey, half human, he z zach d apeman..
Lacks contents in his 'messages', ma 'techs' will zap the mailman!!..
But I'll leave him with 'cut after cut' for 'attempted murder', the next time he z ever handling a real bar, will be in duh back of a 'jail van'!!


#peace.
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 6:51pm On Dec 30, 2016
ZachHugo:
Checks....... Paayne am posting my verse now...... post after I post
. No probs..
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 5:41pm On Dec 30, 2016
CHeckzIn.. Zachhugo, where art thou?
CelebritiesRe: Tekno Flaunts All His Awards In 2016 [PICS] by Paayne(m): 2:20pm On Dec 30, 2016
QueenHadiza:
Buh seriously Tekno who is your bae?
Lol, see as she ask am question like sey the guy get nairaland acct.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 12:25pm On Dec 30, 2016
Cc : jigsawkillah

paayne vs zachhugo.
posed to happen today. 10 bars as agreed.
boss, pls help create the thread. deadline z 8pm.

Lol, if it s not too much to ask, mayb the thread can also be hyped a bit. seeing as we are both battling for bragging rights here.

thanks.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 12:18pm On Dec 30, 2016
ZachHugo:
we'll need the thread bro....................the match is today.....deadline 8pm
cc; Paayne
no need to cc me, bro... i'm right here.

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