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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CRIMINAL|


so i'm at home one morning, watching this dumb game show on ma

own..|
thinking how the heck did i just smash these shawties on ma

bed, when a call comes in on ma phone...|
fvck its Thompson!! buh why's this motherfucker calling me, ah

dunno, it must be important|
see, he ma nigga, nd we go way back, so ah guess that oughta

make him ma G right?, but no, the truth is, ah dont trust him|
sorry, but thats just how the game goes, ah already played my

turn and copped the new mindset from a fallen|
he was my brother, gunned by another ...reason why ah can

never trust nona these niggas|
call it paranoia, cos ah seen more blood flow under these

sewers,
more red stains on white shirts, there aint christmas with one

of these niggas|
deepest shiit i'll ever script, so i hope ma mind comes alive

this one time..|
as i double back on ma life to seek out these punchlines| see

ah been tagged the king of these rhymes from time|
serving up my cold lyrics for y'al to sip lines in this warm

clime|
"sup hommie...this one wey you call me, ah dont get, ah hope

everything's good?|
and whats that noise im hearing in the background? it sounds

like sirens blaring in ur hood|
this call's getting violent, and ah aint even heard a single

wording from you|
hello, hello... you better start talking to me, fool!|
by now im wondering, how come am the only one talking?

thompson! thompson! motherfvcker say something|
hello!, then an utterance, 'hello! hello! the cops have cuffed

him o'|
something about a robbery| buh uncle, i think you need to

hurry o!!|
im sure they're coming for you, cos tommy inked you as his

accomplice|
yo! tommy, dundee, had to be the fvcking pvssy|
couldn't even hold it down properly, thanks for being bloody

stupid|
now ah got the cops on ma tail, ah know ah gotta move quick|
i'm thinking to maself, i'm hoping that ah dont lose it|
truth is, ah hate the cops nd ah prefer to fvck em all with a

toothpick|
buh who we kidding? im bouta to be surrounded, might as well

go drown myself in the thudding music|
thats playing in the background, but now its all just useless|
ah got the metal in my hand, nd im gonna use it|
call it self defence| lets pretend| i had a bullet for like 20

men| tell me then, how do you propose i ex these fiends?|
its scary when, you lose ur ability to think cos you've been

hit with a deadly bend|
but anyway, not today.. cos dem no go see me catch| thanks to

my informant|
now ah got a head start thats longer than 50 cars parked in a

straight line, you sef see distance|
qnd if it comes down to letting the gat speak, then fvck it!

amma let my gat speak|
at worst, it'll be like djs having an off day from work, when

ah leave the gun fight without a scratch, bitch!|
talk about the nerve, you should put that on ma mind state nd

blatant misuse|
ah mean, i've been on medication for 5 days| im all drugged up

like patients in LUTH|
buh dont get it fvcked up, i still got the shotgun with me,
im getting all these positive vibes like a couple of aids test

reviews|
im raged, vexed nd bruised| hatred infused| tell me, what the fvck would you do
when there's cops raiding ur hood?|
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STAY TUNED...
Cc jigsawkillah.

2 Lines to diss the man above, i'm the matador nd your shits ccock n bull!|
i point ma gun at you, nd leave you shell shocked like you touched a fuse!|

is it me, or is there a ghost kid standing at the back of jazzy's mum?

Back with the type flow.. Like arrows...
something out of this world, I mean its astro..
nomic or nautic...
you act a pvssy..this the type of flow to fvck it...
ah promise..
No ones gone this far, but I'm beyond it...
amma be honest...ma dearly beloveds..
Forgive my grammar...its merely a subject...
Don't try to judge me..got niggas dat'll object..
like lawyers...in a court room..
you know im wavy like a monsoon..
crazy like a sworn loonatic..
Ur baby is ma board room, and I'm her company!..
She shine tit like she's watching ah comedy..
concurrently..
currently, ah got her in position for the currency...
now she calling me, stalking me..
Every time we alone, she like "baby, I want your ccock in me"..
amma real gee, ah don't chicken out when its up to me...
front and back...god of mars!..
ah pop the zip, and she ride ma dicck, like her love for cars..
in a world of ours..
but enough of that and more of bars..
less of the tec talk, lets wheel out the guns..
the best of your ex gods are still on the run..
and I'm just the one god!, the rest are ma sons..
be scared of your father, but beg for your mums..
king of the syndicates..I'm bloody with tecs..
fists of fury, bitch my punches the best..
and ma wrath is the end..
you're a flop in defence..
like something off a movie stand, amma watch you descend...
to the ground..
with a frown..
I put the grin on ur face, its not the dollar or the pound..
I'm ah hound, and a big one in fact..
but you're just a dog, and a street one at that..


[ BIITCH, GET THE FVCK OUTTA HERE..]

you're not even on ma level..
be humble..
don't go acting like a rebel..
in ma jungle..
I'm king kong to all you little monkeys..
and if you're looking for me..
I'll be at my kingdom fvcking with your fickle blondies..
or brunettes..
immah true vet..and the rudest..
don't test ma spirit, that's not the bullet..
you're used to..It'll fool you..
like a spoon in the mix, it'll scoop you...
its a foolhardy move, to go against me with your crude tools..
you'll lose you...
No folktales, I'm the real deal..
ah hit you in the eyes like I'm big chill..
ma lip sealed.. so I aint saying shit, like an intel..
I come through with a roar to get these motherfvckers displaced...
disgraced, replaced...
anything just to fill up this space...
ma only regret is that time won't let me..
but spare me..all that sermon and dare me..
then it'll be your death I show clearly on your 14' inch tele...


and I'm out!
Its P_DOUBLE A ..

007Bruce:
call out

beat you up till your teeth fall out
you talk loud, but records say youve never been featured in a tough bout!

so walk out, or get your ass sprayed in a rampage!
mac, gauge.. talk tough, you'll get popped if you think you're a champ, Payne



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Idiot!
Call out accepted! and your dumb ass better not pull a no show on me.

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Rappers and their dry flow...abeg, make una try grow up..!
see that one still taking shots at me, another wack bastard that I know of..!
He z a blind show off.. small rapper wey dey try incite dope war..
with a vile grown up..!
my bullets will make the guy porous..!
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when I leave him with holes of different sizes..!
Immah living cactus schooling this kid like its teaching practice..!
silly mantis..,
never even been in a clean fight, now he gon diss me with his filthy verses..?!
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Mehn, I hate this grasshopper..! Fucking ass crap talker..!
my bars will turn this ass lover to a bloody star stalker..
cos he lacks lustre..!
that's why he z always tryna steal shine like a wack robber!
Nigga tryna act tougher..!
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But we all know he z weak like bases..he z too lightweight..!
reason why he ain't getting this beef like Catholics on good Friday...!!
and the tools I sway will bring him to his knees like its family reunion for this tooth-eyed gay..!
the truths I say..!
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No gimmicks..!
so be a good lad.., choke on these dope lyrics..!
I'm in the flow spirit..!
can't test a king in his zone when its a throne business..!
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I'm gold spilling..!
ma flow ripping through this hoe like I'm soul seeking..!
He a broke heathen..,
Bones missing in his whole system..
but I won't diss him..!
and so he shouldn't think it, or even risk it..!
cos killing him will be too easy... sorta like chewing biscuits..!!

_peace!!

To who it may concern, keep dissing your king..but you can never be like him!!

They don't know what its like, living in ma mind state...!
they don't even know the risks that I take.. or things that I say...
They don't know the feelings that I've faked...
Just to make an impression on the last date...!
Something like a migraine...!
and these mind games don't stop until I'm past the ninth stage... !
Even with spy shades, these blind cranes still couldn't see the realness behind this...!
ma mind is in clear view, like my hairdo...
so F you, if you still fronting me from a rear view..!
but i dare you, to dare me to fear you...!
You're sick cos you got da bird flu, Bitch! I'm slick when i ball with the stealth crew...!
Take a beer fool, don't get expelled too...!
Ya niggas never held tools, so y'al never felt what its like to shell dudes...!
Wack rappers everywhere like aboki wey dey sell food..!
anybody talk silly here, amma let the tec lose..!
so excuse me if I'm never in my best mood...!
that's cos I've seen more sh1t than a soak away..! I dey tell you..!
immah goal away from being on the score sheet, so just go away! don't wanna be near you..!
Two kills in a row, ah bet da third one is lurking...!
Three and half men against me, ah guess da fourth one is watching...!
Scared of what immah do to his friends, the thoughts will have him convulsing..!
cos when I step in a thread like this, you know that losing ain't an option..!
Still gotta teach myself these ropes...!
same time ah still gotta bleep my girls, in quote..!
Wonder why these pussies still prefer rich blokes...!
Is you bitches broke..?!
Is that why y'al can never get this CLOTHES/ CLOSE..?!!

peace_flow!!

nd ifu ennada be looking like the LovePeddler i'd wanna Bleep with right now!

this miracle just dey waste him fine boy! smh

i swear, this leo dude should leave the party b4 i order my househelp to goan sweep him away! the guy z swaglessness right now is jes so annoying!

see as vendora dey dance like one olosho ring leader 4 abule egba! wtf!

This party wack die! tobi, cee c, alex, bam bam nd teddy killing it, even ifu-ennada wey i think sey na jesus christ cousin still dey try pass some people!

its either this dj is wack or the housemates are the ones killing his vibe! party be like one zombie rave!

dafuq jes happened! where is my ahneekah?

Abeg. big brother get cough? wtf was that?!

Coyotejack:
I don retire to here jawe

my brother! the Lord is your strength o! lol see as we dey flex light 4 here

this alex nd bitto don already dey vex me! talk meets annoying!

Akshow:
This alex gal is gonna be very annoying

i concur!

see oga miracle just dey form cool, calm nd collected! weh done sir!

Coyotejack:
Nepa ooooooo thunder

show neva even start, diswan don dey complain 4 nepa!

see as big brother housemates be like 100level students 4 one university! house kan be like one onitsha market!

shadrach77:
I'm sure the make-up was initiated by Davido. Davido has always seen Wizkid as a friend. People forget Davido was in Wizkid's PAKURUMO video.

Wizkid has always been the one with the superiority complex but with his career dwindling, he now realises he needs Davido more. Such is life!

Oga! Were you there when they were negotiating the make up? Who said wizkid's career was dwindling and he needs Davido now to revive it?

Na all these mumu posts dey cause their fight in the first place.... Comparing and contrasting people wey just they hustle their own jeje

vermaniace:
you that have better things to do ..What are you doing ......??..lol you sound like you avoiding the battle ....If you not let me look for a wordy opponent jobless like me na. .am just tryna have fun and learn more ....stop being cocky. ....dumb fvvk

Idiot! I'm not being cocky, I'm being cautious!
I don't want you to infect me with your wackness.
You dig?!

vermaniace:
I bet I would flow better than his sisters menses//..Castrate the he goat and leave him helpless and crying of reproach//..will shut him down like a computer done with his purpose ..disable his senses//..and make him scream like he has seen a real ghost//...vermani would make payne (pain)scream mercy!!//...

This one still dey throw shades?
Boy! Don't you have better things to do?

sweetetlove:
Baby driver, mummy, boy choir, perfect match and devious maids (was sad when season 5 was canceled )

Boy choir! Lol, coman hear voice of life.. high notes that can tear mouth! buh nice movie sha, i almost cried at the end.

Dunno much about most of the songs mentioned here, buh mehn! CASTING CROWNS by nathaniel bassey is more than enough for me!

song literally makes me want to be born again, Lol.
something about nathaniel's composition sha, on point stuffs!

F.Y.I - i'm not ur typical saint, but sometimes i could jes be in the mood to vibe to some nice gospel tunes..

these ones will jus be using their fellow human being to practice the most gruesome ways to kill a man!
all because sey dem be "armed robbers".
mtcheeew! this is jes pure rubbish, nd sheer abuse of power!
opportunity to practice nd perfect their jungle justice tendencies on we the seemingly average nd vulnerable civillians, which makes me wonder sometimes, are these ones animals or what?
armed robber or no armed robber! our bloody courts were obviously not created for only EFCC cases, or for decoration either! they should have taken these folks to court at least to fufil all moral, human nd judicial righteousness! after complete nd proper investigation would have taken place.
but no! these highly incompetent nd blood-thirsty demons would rather take laws into their own hands, and expect us to believe in their fake nd seemingly angelic activities? HELL BLOODY NO!!
why these govt still they waste time na, we say we no want again!
#EndSARS.
put a stop to these bloody tyrants!

Lol. see chronic stalker alert!

e sure for me sey, even vic-O no go waste time b4 e kill am!