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Music/RadioRe: Download G'iyaz X Shaydee X Banky W_bad For Me (cover) by Paayne(m): 11:09am On Dec 30, 2016
Nice verse. Lol, thought you were gon do the whole cover?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 7:18am On Dec 28, 2016
Hydrog3n:
lol,na only to ban they sabi,watch as Stretch mark ban your ass for this.
Create thread I refuse,come vote I refuse,come ban see me they come.
Lol, so i'll get banned 4 stating the obvious?
abeg, make una no vex oo.. i didn't mean to disrespect anybody.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 12:05am On Dec 28, 2016
Wetin sef..!!

na only jigsaw dey sabi create threads 4 here?? where are the other glads in charge of thread creation? ahaan

they say they want to revitalise this section, yet only a few countable people are making actual steps in that direction.

-mods are scarcely available.
-more than a dozen threads are lacking verdicts including my last nd most recent spar.
- una say una be vet, so because of that, person wey dey try come up go need wait one year b4 dem create him thread, nd another 10 years b4 that same thread gets a good number of verdicts. ah mean, what's all this na?

some people are trying to make efforts to upgrade dia game as textcees, yet some other set of people who are supposed to be running the affairs of this section, are currently MIA..!!

nd if thats the case, then the mantle of leadership should as well be handed over to jig na, abi wtf sef ! , since he z the one everybody z calling on for a thread.
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by Paayne(m): 11:29pm On Dec 27, 2016
smh. this thread is still lacking votes.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 3:51pm On Dec 26, 2016
ZachHugo:
bro.. don't forget to create the thread for Paayne and I...
see how this one is just anxious to die. undecided
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by Paayne(m): 8:30am On Dec 24, 2016
Laveda:
I just thought I should point it out. If you posted the exact same lines required of the battle, then ignore that part of my post. It's all good.
okay dear. thanks 4 ur observation.
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by Paayne(m): 9:28pm On Dec 23, 2016
Laveda:
My verdict.

MVGT: Tie.

NB; Paayne, you have more lines than Kineticist and it tilts the advantage to you. So, maybe you'd take away one line to provide a level ground with your opponent.
Lol. no vex o, buh i guess the no of lines required 4 dis battle was clearly stated prior to the thread's creation. why should i be d one to cut down my verse?
even if i did, would it incite any change in ur verdict ?
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi Wins The HEADIES Next Rated Artiste 2016 (Photo) by Paayne(m): 9:17am On Dec 23, 2016
Let's be frank! If tekno han't pulled out, what's to show that he would have gon home with dat award?. There was absolutely no sure telling that he would have won, just as lengthened as his fame nd career is nd his huge no of followers, in d short space in which Mr Eazi broke out, eazi has also been able to garner almost d same, if not d same sef! Eazi's popularity now can almost be equalled to dat of tekno, nd I stamp this Fact!! It was like Eazi was already almost overshadowing bros tekno, if not that tekno on his own, was also very consistent, nd his songs were also topnotch. Buh ah don't think that wouldda been enough for tek to win. Eazi just blew nd seemed to be amassing his fans every minute. Me personally, I'm not that much of a fan of Mr Eazi, buh that doesn't mean him songs no dey try, his style seems to come to me differently, nd I think that is what would have still favoured him, even if tekno was still in d category.
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by Paayne(m): 7:38pm On Dec 22, 2016
Cc : Jigsawkillah. Bro, please tag ur judges!
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by Paayne(m): 6:38pm On Dec 22, 2016
Kineticist:
Pause ...Who's back/ He's that insane rude chap/
Paayne is about to get bodied in a few sec/..true fact/
.....even without Captain Demuren wife giving a round of applause .....you will get hit when the 'tools' clap/



I let the tec talk/ If I am ever in the mood for sex talk/
stomp his home,enter through his 'Windows'and tell his wife let's fu..uck/
If he disagrees, I hit him with the 'Mac' ..prolly leave him with head cuts/
....then take his wife inside..shift everything aside then fuc..k her on the 'Desktop'/




I've gat Street Credibility....so many goons on my tail/
pacesetter,no Photocopy...i keep it the original way/
I'll make the bullets hit you on your Wedding Day/
.....I'm a Rugged man...but still 'nice'...so it aint ironical when i say you gon get dropped like Toni Payne/





I'll blaze him with tecs/
while I rain his mom with pecks/
his sister gives me "head' when she is 'faced' with the checks/
.....shi.t is real,..i'm not faking these threats/
....Its like sex on a refuse dump.....you are about to get laid in dirt/
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by Paayne(m):
Demolition!!!

First of Stupid!!, this is not your regular 'chemistry' schooling....
so the only 'reactions' taking place here,
is that of the crowd, after I'm done serving this whooping!!
There'll be total chaos in the land of alphabets, the minute ah put him under ma Spell..!
Even 'Ijay' wants nothing to do with him, thus, the force from this first punch will bring 'K' closer to 'Hell'...!!
.......................

I'll leave him heavily Battered with devilish hammers!!..
Beat his face till we can't recognise him like feminine rappers!..
Punches 'landing' on him like his body was a bloody 'Runway'!..
Paayne is such a Beast, while I'm 'driving ma punches straight' at him,
Kineticist is doing the 'opposite', like Drivers taking 'one way'!!!..
......................

Fvckit! I'm just too sick for this salsa vet/ rap Noob..
Flow so hot, its becoming a 'problem'..for 'K' to keep up In ma 'alphabet soup'!..
Trust me boy, you couldn't win this match, unless I Let you..
ah no go LIE YOU tho.., I'm not that generous,
ma blades will 'split this baby in half',
call me the reverse 'king solomon in the BIBLE!!..
.....................

What I'm spitting here is clear nd Uncut...
So our dear kineticist can hear nd concur..
Nd you can tell ah ain't joking from d verse I concoct..
Ah don't do this for fvcked reasons like d cheers nd comfort...
So fvck the 'hair he z brought to support' his looks,
Cos when I put d 'heat on him' , his 'head will combust'!!...
.....................

This bout has served as the 3rd place fixture that never really happened...
So I brought horns to have him blown to 'states' where 'pain duly governs'.!!.
Poverty wz clearly rocking this fellow like a bvtch, you could tell by the way emanciation wz playing on his feet..!!
Buh I promised to end his hunger for a win, 've just done that, so I hope kine gags on his first taste of Defeat!!.

....

#Peace!
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by Paayne(m): 5:15pm On Dec 22, 2016
Kineticist:
nah!!...gets your guns up
Cc: Paayne
. Lol, I'm right here bro! Post n I'll follow.
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by Paayne(m): 12:21pm On Dec 22, 2016
I smell a no show.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 12:19pm On Dec 22, 2016
[quote author=ZachHugo post=52048765]Holdup!!!

Am I supposed applaud for this crap?
I know this is your Illest, Dopest and Sickest Raps.
Sorry how, they ain't shitt.... over two years of text rap, and yo still ain't adapt?
Nigga, take a break, get yo game on, if not, don't come Back..
Stay at home, Pick yo pen up, Crack yo Brain, and if yo Brain don't Crack...
Pour some dope in it, trust me Sshithole, you ain't gonna remain Wack!

This is Just a piece of Advice, am giving you...
and if you neglect them, then you probably a Fool!!!

It took you so long to script this sshit up.
your Nothing but arsewipes, your job is to clean sshit in the bbum!

I will shove this sshit in a toilet, am bullying this man.
Swinging blows that will make him cry 3tears, & am still holding a plank..
to break the head of this Stan..
it'll make him cry 4tear, and it'll Fill an Ocean Like Frank!!....

small talk from dumb folks.
bvtch!! i'm calling you out. lets kick it.
10 bars, to be dropped on friday 30th dec.
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by Paayne(m): 7:50am On Dec 22, 2016
Checks in.
Cc : Kineticist
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 4:21pm On Dec 21, 2016
Docs not ready yet? Paayne Vs Kineticist, posed to happen 2moro.
Cc : Jigsawkillah
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 9:16am On Dec 17, 2016
MrKang:
Lol,dude how do you feel about taking up Kinetic for a battle?
. I'm down with that! Buh its gon happen next week cos I'm busy now. Cool?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 2:14am On Dec 17, 2016
S hawts @ zachhugo


Yo! Ah could go on nd on taking shots at his face..
just to prove a point, nd have this sluggard disgraced..
he can keep arguing all day like its a Fvcking debate..
buh duh lad aint got bars, the closest he's got is some bloody Choklates..

Silly wanna_be bin-Laden, FYI, ma state of mind, you'll find hard to terrorize..
So talk silly all you want, buh in this game of swords, ur blades are blunt, same ones I'll use to shape ur life..
Talk about potentials, yours is no where to be found..
Don't come at me, looking like some tough meat, I'll have ur bones fed to ma hounds..

You should have learned from ur Loss to kang..
Rather than bicker with gods that can off ur clan..
Just a swipe of ma hand, I'm ripping off ur glands..
Ma bars will put zach in his place, nd that's in front of cams...

The only time zach shoots is when he s acting a script...
So why should we take him serious, plus he z actually a bvtch..
You see d cvnt in him, the way kang be pulling his legs..
If ah should strike at zach, ma shots will take out his drooling defense..

Mvfucker claims he'll come out flaming,
Do that ma nigga, nd payne will come out raging...
Ready to kill your fire, with the shots I'll be raining...
I promise to maim him,
Zach is far from what he z claiming..
Nigga fvcks with me again, no pain-killers will stop me from slaying him..

Nigga, fvck your call outs, first you gotta show me that you got it..
Plus you don't got d credits to call me out yet, you should borrow from your service..
Don't go around looking like a sickle cell bandit..
You re worth nobody's time, your death is not worth being tragic..

These lines are my warning shots to the wandering child..
and he should look around him, ah got hungry wolves running wild...
All poised nd ready to have a go at the limping prey..
Its a bleeping shame,
If he keeps pressing on,
I'll bring heat from d sun nd have his bars melted down in a milky way...

#Mvfuckingg tap_mouthed loafer

#Peace off bvtch..You got zilch to say.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by Paayne(m): 10:54pm On Dec 14, 2016
nd i just so happen to loathe unproductive arguments.
so gbemmie, if its my attention u seek, sorry buh my corner is off limits to ill-mannered beings.

ah mean, what is there to gain from marauding?

yo. for futuristic purpose, pls refrain from tagging ma name in ur unsolicited jargon.

ah said ma own.
RomanceRe: "Bae" &"tho" The Most Abused Words Of 2016 by Paayne(m): 4:50am On Dec 13, 2016
AlexCk:
Those words aint annoying

Have u ever been "k(ed)" and "hmmm(ed)" b4??
Infact the k don get twin, it's now "kk"


No matter how interesting u make the chat to be, the "kk" don kill d vibe
I BIGLY CONCUR.
InvestmentRe: Mmm Warning- Make Your Decision Now by Paayne(m): 11:23pm On Dec 12, 2016
Lol, see correct BLASTING!!!
na wa o, buh some nigerians no just get joy sha.

mimzy, ah woulda backed u up oo, buh as e be so THE FEAR OF EARTHQUAKES like this, is the beginning of wisdom.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by Paayne(m): 4:34pm On Dec 12, 2016
ZachHugo:
..smh... and you deserved finals?
you must be mad!!! I have no time for lunatics like you.
nigga, don't get it twisted... i didn't say i deserved to be in d final, all i said was you managed to sneak ur way up to that point, when u clearly didn't fit innit.

stop acting up mahn! the melodrama doesn't fit you.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by Paayne(m): 4:27pm On Dec 12, 2016
Gbemiie:
^^^ But you aren't any better na. sad
yea, nd i already stated it. thank you for magnifying.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by Paayne(m): 8:54am On Dec 12, 2016
Lol, just as i expected.
shalla to mr kang for winning the tourney tho. twas well deserved.

nd to broda zachHugo,
nigga, jes drop the act like right now...kill dat role u playing mahn. doesn't fit you.
you'v lost nd its HD clear to everyone.

nd frankly speaking bro, how u managed to creep ur way to the finals is still a wonder to me, with all that junk u squirted out in your first match up to the finals...
guy no lie, u use juju??

like wtf mehn!! kang vs zach was an unlikely final match fixture right from the start. zach shoulda been eliminated on the first day.
S.M.H for his opponents that didn't see the goldmine in him.

no hate tho, jes a glass of truth.
i'm not even saying im dat good sef, buh dis back n forth between kang nd zach is going on longer than required, nd zach will be feeling like one formidable opponent now.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 6:41pm On Dec 06, 2016
...nd it better worth duh hype.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 11:27am On Nov 29, 2016
MrKang:
Nigga that's the deal. Don't worry,you shall be welcomed gracefully in Valhalla.
Thumbs up. youv won.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 8:46pm On Nov 28, 2016
MrKang:
Yo.

After this bout. . .
.
.
*I'll advertise his death ,it'll be done madly | ran acrosss the world with his corpse like the dude Barry| took him to Americans ,the sight was too gory | kicked his body to Asians,with a good volley | but charity begins at home, so I'm not in a full hurry |
to bring "Paayne To Nigerians" . . . Muhammadu Buhari |

*Paayne's insane, a maniac at best| family docs can't help him,the medics are stressed | dad made a 'Portrait' of his Disappointments ,his father attest | that the 'Painting' was based off tha pest | it was just 'Paayne in the ART' . . Who made his father die of CARDIAC ARREST |

*here's the bars I'm mending | I'm here to maim him | dropped Paayne on the floor,he won't be fending | my fists falling on his face ,but that's not the ending| see the blows & punches MrKang is sending | giving Paayne eyes 'SO MANY VIEWS . . . Leaving his brain on TRENDING |

*Without his consent | My female assassin has not be long sent| to fucck him up, as swords with long length | thrusts into the gay a$$,to make him ORGASM before he takes his last breath| ..now.. y'all wondering ,what don's the torment? | well. .my assassin is Mother Nature ..who's just following her rule ..that 'Paayne CUMs Before Death' |

*now my machine gun's been fastening | unleashing the bullets like its partying | have their 'money gone' ,as its 'spraying' his family| now 'Paayne's feeling pain' ,he died masturbating, which is saddening | that a nigga Uzi brought the 'End To Paayne' . . . .the bullets were laced with ASPIRINs |


Fear MrKang .
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 8:19pm On Nov 28, 2016
Shots @ Mr kang.

ALL BARS/LINES DIGGABLE nd SIMPLE.



Who Duh Fvck is Mr Kang? Ah don't know, mayb he z a KANGAROO...
Buh imma Lion in duh Jungle, giving this nigga KANG A ROAR..
Cos he z a Loser nd a Fake, nd I'm so RECKLESS nd CRUEL..
Each shot z constricting the APE, cos he z so FECKLESS in DUELs..
This bout will leave MARKS ON KANG, like we taking DAILY ATTENDANCE IN SCHOOL../

Kang can't 'WIN HERE'? even if we made this a GAME OF BODY PARTS...
Kang is lame, plus he can't even scribble a GODLY VERSE..
And ah feel his pain, cos ah shaved d manes off his BRITTLE nd LUMPY BACK..
Ooops! Ah must have CUT HIS AIR while doing that,
Now kang is a BALD-HEADED gay, nd he looks like his CRIPPLE nd GRUMPY DAD...

Ah swear, I'll kill dis LAD TODAY...
Middle finger down his throat, Bleep wah he HAS TO SAY..
Ma BARS are HARD TO ESCAPE..
Nd kang is more STAN than a FAN of SUCRE..
So if he thinks he z got a PLAN to have me DEBASED,
ah aint talking DSTV TERMS, buh I'll barge in with techs nd we will gladly BOO K...

Buuh kang is welcome to try, he won't be duh first to GO...
Cos his SHOTS ARE WEAK like TODDLERS PLAYING FOOTBALL...
They got no effect on me, the dolt is too slow to know,
Or realise that his life is so fvck'ng STUNTED,
Ts why kang's TOO SLOW TO GROW...

This last Bar will surely MAKE HIS BODY SHAKE...
When I grab my goons, nd INVADE THE DUMMY'S PLACE...
cold-hearted killers, call us ENZYMES the way we BREAKDOWN HIS SOLID GATE..
We fvck him up, nd spill cum on his MUMMY's FACE..
Buh give that a hoe no attention jhoor, as we tryna enforce a NO KANG POLICY here,
Nd have this animal escorted BACK TO THE ZOO in his BLOODY STATE...//

Sh!!
Peace hommie!!!
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 8:12pm On Nov 28, 2016
MrKang:
Paayne ,your deadline is here,come drop your shii while I drop mine.
. Stay put. Lemme breathe in
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 5:20pm On Nov 28, 2016
MrKang:
Paayne why are you in a hurry to die?

8pm is close,chill till then. 8pm has been the deal of the tourney, why don't we respect that aii?
Wah evs mahn.
buh someone z gotta die between me nd u.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 3:49pm On Nov 28, 2016
*barges in
yo, mr kang.. mention me when u come online, nd lets rock this beach b4 8.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 7:40pm On Nov 26, 2016
MrKang:
That's not parental,that's a family curse,and it has a strong effect on liars like Hydrog3n .

Clear now undecided
Wat Evz... mahn
Both y'al should jez stop fooling yourselves.

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