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PunFuMonQ:
I see niggas talking dirty bout my resume
like I ain’t get it out the mud, go dig it up, exhume em
First it was shreder then vermanaice. Ha! they was both jinxed, no strings, I flossed maybe
Boss baby, in kindergarten my school shorts had ‘deep pockets’ enough to float Inc.
No kidding, I’m fluid, these niggas rhymes can’t be sublime
Fvck punchlines, check the material and time I spent online
Back in the day, I carve my raps on sheets with crimson blades
Today the lead pull through, think Deadpool two, how bullets wheels in wade
He a bit tense, I don’t need a sixth sense to know wade into chin hair,
One smack he fade into thin air like literally . . . ‘waltz outta existence’
MonQ runna president, inquiry has it my buzz inspiring
Paayne don’t wanna vote chk! chk! he thought I was Aspirin’
this ain’t a democracy, don’t make me go crazy, either ye go voting
or its ya hemoglobin, nah?! baa! baa! I killed paayne like Ibuprofen
I ain’t give his top 5, but he dead not alive, R I P to B I G, n TUPAC
I split absoul nomenclature, but what I did with yours is drugs, no IUPAC

MonQ

this little joker thinks we're in comic... hitting back with these weak bars..
you feel like a doctor or a trickster.. treating me to some shitty internal rhyming display, that really won't do the trick, sir!...
you'll think this is Halloween or Christmas when I gift ur left cheek with a big slap..
till you've learnt to hold ur ground in a fight, or stay away from me, either way, monQ must learn to keep his diss stance..

you silly riffraff, didn't nobody tell you not to ever spar with a vet..son!
blades dangle and swing in all directions..
is how I create the city's intersection..
this bald nigga's got nothing upstairs...not a single story building, all his ideas seem to have hit the sky..
like who sent this guy?, ah know I dissed you first, but ah wasn't counting on you hitting back with a dead reply..

You say you're a vet, it's starting to look like the animal type.. are you just a god in your dreams?!..
you talk shit, ma bullets'll wreck ur spleen.. I land in his plane just to vent hangar on him..
for being so stupid.. I'll make PFM dance to gun music, when my rounds fill up his playlist..
go bananas on him, everyone knows monQs only thrill with nothing but ape..shit!

you want to trade words with a beast, aiit.. lemme come down to ur level..
this guy no be priest, so if he say he preys on warships, my bullets do quick to adorn his temple...
party up in his cell, monq is behind bars tryna dance shaku shaku with the devil..
buh this guy no get potential..ur battle ethics don't seem to fit the norm, nigga.. you're unsettled..

ah make this cat dilly-dally on the runway, till he falls and wrecks the whole set..
he's the true reason why you reap what you sow.. this lousy tailor couldn't even do a professional job on his own dress..
his condition's hopeless.. so dense, he's no threat..
I'll give him an aerial lashing, that'll wow his fans in the process..
plus he's homo..so hence, the soap verse..

!Ehis

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someone called exterminator, told me there was bugs in ma district... fuccin'with ma business!
I refused to believe it at first, till I caught me a monQ and killed it, not stopping to think..it was instinct..
Adrenaline rushing through my veins, my mindset's switched to that of murder in a couple of minutes!
ma whole mind's filled with thoughts of a slaughterhouse, so I move to decimate beats and a couple of rejects..
patrolling my land in search of Intruders, only to find a monQ and his mistress!

lost and in distress, obviously misled, to think that he's a god, buh he's a midget..
tecs oughta clap for him like he did something different...
I see the tricks up his sleeves when I cut off his hands, there's nothing to miss..
it's clear to see he's a big fuccin' clown, he's not even a freak!
all that gun talk and he can't even squeeze! Nigga's got no style like homeless pigs!..
He says he's the best, but y'al come see this fucca, all he does is say shit concurrently..
I heard the stories pound's telling yen in China, something about monQ not getting the currency!

last line was a double Entendre, so this dude cannot afford to comprehend.. he's foolish at worst!
this niggas the type to beg other niggas for compliments, just to prove he's absurd..
his guns getting laid off when ma uzis at work!.. no cap, I'll shoot his hats off..
through this artwork, I'll prove the dude is a prick, and a toothless cactus..

he best heed warning signs, else these shots crop him out the picture..
I invade his home just to see what this lad has to offer..then ah leave monQ badly injured..
proceed to rape his wife with a sharp description of my motives! it's too much for her to bear,
like she delivered thirty children in one sitting..so that makes thirty-one children, yes?

back up a bit,

I said too much to bear
like she delivered thirty children and one sitting, so that makes thirty one children, yes!
the whole situation is fucc'd up, there's blood everywhere!
I'm painting pictures of a gory murder scene with monQ's family tree..what's the worse that can happen!
I'll knock his engine off with an electrifying defeat just to jumpstart his blabbing..
he's now got two seconds to diss me...or get the fucc out my land, gee..
buh if I C/o this punk, I'm not tryn to diss monQ, I'm just tryna verify his Certificate of Occupancy!!

!Ehis

JayPeeOham:
Where's the lap dance kwanu

ah just watched the video now and this was the same question I asked myself.. I didn't see one grain of lap dance in it.

KmniAutos:
A lot of comments up here simply shows that an average Nigerian can be very stupid,halfwitted,bitter,unreasonable and very myopic,I can imagine how they are comfortable typing trash from their empty skulls and reasoning from their drenched evil mind.

This is 2020,do people still kill their selves on other people's life styles?.

Take it or leave it,he rose to fame as a fashionista with a crazy dress sense

Tufiakwa ! to hypocrites

same thing I said to myself... its funny how the human mind can quickly switch on itself
Hypocrisy is like a default setting in the human psychology.
goes to show that loyalty is really a rare commodity in this part of the world.

Lol, soul why did you make it so long! , buh nice write up bro! Deep.

It is no longer news that I'm well suited for this rap, but then.. it's time I made this fadin' landscape my office..
keep d case, brief.. hold the game down with just my bare hands, no cuff links..

don't test me when I'm upset, or test me when I'm happy..
even my smile is a known killer.. you could turn up dead like your papi..

but I'm scared of my antics, and what they could do, tragic..
only one spitter out here.., and that's me... the rest you'll find in the whole of mozambique...

rappers still acting childish like fela in his time, all you do is talk abnormal..
but leave trash for Lawma..
you couldn't cross me, even if I pulled up in your corner...

Punch for Punch, ur bars weigh nothin' on a scale of 0 - 100..
how ironic, these so-called heavyweights can't even break the same records that they once set..

it's pointless, dissin' a bunch of unprecedented fucck ups and bugbears, in a bloodless coup..
but then, what's rap without lame-brained crack heads and your distorted moves..

I look at you and I see bits of myself... one more reason why I ought to wriggle free from my shell..
I'm a little sick and I'm vexed..
keelin' all these crooked ship, like we're in a beefing contest..

you try to swim in my depth ...
buh couldn't, you niggas ain't Michael Phelps.. or Esther williams..
best y'al started spitting shit proper like pregnant women..

before I lose my temper... or my tools will pester..
you fools to tender... ur weakest scribbles ever..
lame attempts at spreading the word , but y'al ain't saying shit like some toothless vendors...

so quit the theatrics and step up..
like you got served hot beverage from ur mentor..
put that effort.. in your next verses..
make good use of the references..

you silly urchins.. i wish I could stop myself from cussing..
but every time I sleep and rise, im constantly reminded of your devious concoctions..

ur feeble attempts at instigating a murder..is really getting you niggas clobbered...
and these bars that I secrete..feels like im letting out the skeletons in my cupboard

if you like doubt me like thomas.. or try to attack me with your dumb plots..
it's only gonna compound ur whooping, when I'll be landing my fists on your buttocks..
your time is ticking like stopwatch.. don't ask me, if I'm on drugs..
this is simply me setting the records straight, like a producer on a rough work..

piece!
hashtag _nofucksgiven!

Sup y'al!

mikuz:
No battle threads for now, you all should just go back and forth and show stamina.

dude, pop our doc... I'm officially calling you out!

mikuz:
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I spit plays thats intense/ to break ya defence/
You wacks ain't in my level, cos you won't still be in M CLASS . . if you own a MERCEDES BENZ!

Paayne is a clown/ your verses only trill sissies on aprons and gowns/ Watch me leave your face with a frown/ as I slaughter your TRIBESMEN for tryna develop KIN interest in taking the crown!

When I table my cyphers/ I get rated as higher/ cos I spit what faithfuls admire/ plus you get thoroughly beaten when facing my fire/ till you seek 'redress' . . like you 'changing attire'!

I got my clippers intact/ to stop this wack in a sizzling attack/ we could fight through the night, but I ll have a 'field day' tearing this Paayne nigga apart!

I woo ya bride/ soon as I cruise my ride/ she better keep secrets of how we smooch aright/ cos like the 'army general', I ll dispatch my foot soldiers if your 'Boo rat I'

The jabs that I wave at the nigga/ is leaving him paler and weaker/ but it's not an 'irresolvable situation' . . call it a 'logjam' when I hit Paayne with a timber!

I leave her bust flapping/ why I give her raw shagging/ but the way she clutch my D, UEFA could mistake her for Ronaldo and ban her for crotch grabbing!

You don't 'convince' anyone with your forced rapping/ you re just a back to back liar/ so even if voters had a flat tire/ you still won't 'change their will' . . like a quack vulcanizer!

so he's still alive!

Riptider:
Paayne
One of da very best
Can't help but confess that your lines are bombastic
And for mikuz, that guy is good but Paayne is a thriller any time he drops
I love you bro

Lol, thanks bro!

mikuz:
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I ain't ffucking with him/ he ll got shot from within/
Blast him to Ibom state, and make him see AKWA, MAN . . without watching the film!/

is that the best you could come up with? those nursery school puns!/ guy, you can do better than that, hit me with something cool, son/
...after all that gun talk, you can't even shoot a fucking good one!/
an abomination! your words are cheap like they were bought with coupons!/

it's clear this dude is out of steam, he's got nothing to drop/ see how ma blades cut through him like a surgical doc!/
...you not even tough/ but if somehow, ma stomach should hurt!/ don't even think you cracked ma ribs? must be your comical talk!/

your dreams of a win has got you falling asleep/ you're so full of yourself and its clear from the rubbish you spit!/
...if I checked your 'nuke lair', I still wouldn't see the bombs that you speak... of!/ you're too wack ma nigga, no wonder bitches dont 'feel you up' like a tea cup!/

talking all that grammar, like all that shits gon save you?/ negro, you outta your mind, all your cult themed talks ain't true!/
...brag about how you got aiyes and baggers everywhere, you're just another fake dude/ nothing real about the stunts you pull, like all of jet Li's famed moves!/

it's obvious my bullets are dissecting you quickly!/ ur verses look filthy/ it's getting you sickly/
...while your chic is out here getting rude quickies!/ you still dreaming of dissing me, good luck to you in 3250!/

that's the time it'll take you to see me before you can beat me!/ cos for now, I swear 'you no reach' like you in poor people city!/
...spit the sort of bars that are worthy of a read, and don't use rubbish to diss me/ who you think you're talking to fool? one of your bitches?/

negro, you'll find that I'm different, so don't be mistaken/ you can't get a win here, you've fumbled your ratings!/
...no one treats you with respect anymore, like doctors and patients!/ I'm giving you your last chance to run like governors campaigning!/


Pdouble_a!

souloho19:
I'm sure fluxmind is the guest viewing

Paayne the floor is yours

Lol. thanks Bruv!... hope you'll be there when I destroy that boy they call mikuz!

mikuz:
Paayne is a fool, the cats dyslexic/ 90 percent of his bars generic/
. . . ffuck 'panadol' . . one uppercut and I ll take Paayne out like an analgelsic!/ Lol

shots fired!!

God bless his soul, nd his folks at home/ I hope they all watching as i break him bone by bone/
...hurl typhoons, until I make his throne my own/ amma go straight for his cells, I'm not talking bout mobile phones!/

ah gotta kill him..., i need to put him out of his misery/ I see him dreaming.., someone tell this fool this land isn't Disney!/
...his rapping is shitty, fvck around nd get bagged in a giffy!/
Mr mikuz got bars? he must be high on his whiskey!/

didn't nobody tell you not to get in a spar alone with me/ but you had to be silly/ took your phone, and started to diss me/
...ma target is mikky, ah swear I'll make you die for your gimmicks/
bro, your game is so lame, you're still not getting points in your dream League!/

see Mikey, I'm not sure you really want me to diss ya/ check my stat, fool... I'm 'always ready' like a club in Bolivia!/
...this fucker's no leader/ just another fagg with holes that run deeper/ when you see this spotted creep with a black eye, don't mistake the dork for no cheetah!/

He's getting beaten for being a mod with fish-brain thinking/ an ingrate heathen/ I know just how to deal with his type, it's my innate instinct/
...see im the one that's gonna put you under without a detailed digging/ cos mikuz is really a king with no crown, actually.. he's a female chicken!/

the guy ain't useful/ plus he's got a nightmarish look too/
...a famished crude fool/ old school like his grand dad's new school!/
the fagg has no tool, so dissing him will do his wack ass no good/ shout out to the fat man obese, cos he beat him black and blue.. ooou!/

That last line must have stung the ape/ a born mistake/ all i wanna do is get the mod disgraced/
for all his grave... errors and the ill luck he's brought upon this place/ I'll make M c hammer just before I get his coffin nailed!/

I'm still the king/ and to be honest, there's no beauty in what you pen/
...ur verse is thin/ it's lacking all the necessary vitamin!/
you think you're fly? wait till my blows start crash landing ur plane!/ even with an electron microscope, there's still no sign of potential in him!/

Pdouble_a!

mikuz:
After I battle Paayne

Lol... Ready to stake your title on our brawl?

mikuz:
Enter ring lets see who's a better rapper!

Lol, so it has taken a couple of bitter words to bring out the lost cat.. SMH!

ELYMAXiimus:
Is textceeing dead?

These days, I prefer audio, but the truth is you just can't get the same feel you get from reading baaaaaarrrrs!

In audio, substandard lyrical creativity is often masked by instrumentals and studio work. You can't hide your wack ass behind a beat when you drop undiluted bars. This makes it fun .

I wish I still had time on my hands like I had before. Airmark and mikuz, why not hand over the mod status to others who are less busy?

Mehn, Bro... It's good that you even pointed it out now, cos tbh... the current mods of this section are really under performing their duties right now.
Just look at airmark for instance, that one is ready to talk and rant about football related issues for daaaaaaays!! ah mean, what the heck man!, even if you need to be active in other sections on this site, why neglect the very one you are supposed to be in charge of...?? that's just plain crap, bro. cos I don't think anyone forced the position on you, and so I don't know why anyone should be begging you to perform your obligations to this group. And if you feel like rap section is no longer the way it used to be when you were still very active here, then is it not your duty to also look for ways to revive it? Rap section died, and so the mods should die with it? airmark, pls pass on the baton of leadership to someone who is a bit more relevant to us at the moment! You and mikuz have done your bits, now it's time to relinquish your titles and move on... If rap section is dead to you, well it's not dead to the rest of us who think it can still be revived!

and as for mikuz, SMH... was he even a rapper in the first place

BAN ME FOR SAYING MY MIND!

pdouble_a.

Yahoo Boys ke?? with this their ancient swag that I'm seeing!

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okay, amma need y'al to exit the thread now, put ur pens in the air...
cos death's engineer just about stepped up in the lair,
bout to give your dead cells a repair...
wreak tears of despair...
when I spit here, it is clear...
that I'm savage with the flow..
nd ah bring carnage to this dome..
I'll kill a man in his home, if he stepped within a mile of this throne...
then ah pile up his bones...
leave em out in the sun to dry like his jokes...
man! I'm so savage.. it's what I've been told...
so ah don't need you to tell me shit, ah never said that assholes could talk..
but unlike big Shaq, bi-atch you know this man's flow is hot...
nd ma rap's the type to play you like casanovas looking to stack broken hearts...
buh cash over rap, ma swags over dap...
nd ah don't mean to walk over genres they set down for me when I say I pass over trap...
you're no match for my craft...
I'm too fast for you like Hamilton on the tracks...
you wouldn't catch up even if y'al revised all these verses in a class..

pdouble_a! I'm an icon, behold...
spitting fire worldwide, watch how I light up the globe...
spiked from the womb, like i'm some balloon..
so it's only right that I blow up, like mines on the moon..
bitches getting attracted to my verses, I'm getting pussies in triples...
see how they quick to wanna work the pole like strippers and inec officials...
lines like they're missles... fired at your piss tools..
got y'al sweating ma shiit like Davido and chefchi's food..
but it's cool..ah got every reason not to be rude..
I'm just tryna rap all my tenses. past nd present...
beat these rappers to pulp nd senseless,
take em out like vas deferens...

*drops pen
pdouble_a.

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from this day until the day I make it...
ama keep on pushing the limits til I'm all out of ways to break it..
forsaken! by the same gods that created us...
man is left to navigate his steps on earth, from birth to death..
until he's fell and lost his tent on this serrated turf ...
sometimes, not even Faith's enough to get us to our well of wealth... without an angel somewhere getting hurt...
so I'm sending messages to gods that don't even read...
I'll say it as it is, cos lately I've been feeling too lazy to believe...
it's crazy, what ah feel...
I'm wavy, I can't be still...
put the odds against me, might break the will...
and maybe, if I should make it to 80.. then ah might stay for real...
just pay ma bills... no time to indulge ma thoughts...
cos time is always on the move like ma dope rhymes, so anytime it comes, I bust...
you can never be too prepared, sometimes you just gotta know how to take your shot...
without aiming at all..
and it ain't ma fault.. that I'm twisted...
but then, I like to think that im gifted,
with the knowledge of the deep end..
Richard cypher when im seeking... out the rivals hidden deep in..side ma little garden of Eden...
ma river of thoughts, too deep for all lo y'al to swim in...
Buh im not tryna brag about depths...
or yap about sex like its Kama Sutra...
nah! I'm tryna lead a straight life for myself, one fit for ah ruler!
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Lord, let me die a legend, and not a loser..

I'm thinking of a tourney for you guys! *2019 BRAGGING RIGHTS*

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you know it's the winter talking, every time ah log on to spit these cold murder notes.. flow from the dome..
ah call em the bold slaughter codes...
no comments though, when this bro z gotta post.. gotta let em know that ah been dope from the go...
You can't fvck with.. the volts running through... this dope border flow...
that's all the demarcation i need from these pole rockers, yo!...
buh just so you know,
ah been the king of this whole gory shi*.. no bunny things.. buh right here's ma own toilet toast..
and im quick to eat all that yummy beef, like a hungry thief in a talent show... so tally ho
broken bodies all around the tardy floor like I'm cracking jokes... tragic though..
massive like a banging tune, all ma lines well addressed like letter heads... and then it's bang on you...
showing that excess strength, nd ma lyrical depth's like a thousand feet...
ah dare you to take a dive.. ah go 1 2 3 4 5, and you'd be dead by the count of 6...
you don't even need a calculator to count on this...
by all lyrical standards, im the baddest rapper here, the rest of you are just counterfeits!!
you banter freaks... talk a lot Buh got nothing to show like ya outta clips..
and I'm ah beast buh fvck that gist.. wack rappers all dead on ma watch, you can tell from the blood on my wrist...
I'm from a realm where niggas don't fight fair... cos out there, it just slam nd choke.. rams nd goats...
Igniting fear in your hearts when I strike a pose....
Damn! I'm out.

• it's pdouble_a

Lol, is iceberg still hitting that?

is it just me, or does anyone else here feel like this baba is trying to kick start his rapping career!

who else noticed his rhyming?

JigsawKillah:
Ha! You're trying!

Lol, thanks bruh! i'm learning how to script this sorta sh!t like you, sire!

LucemFerre:
If rap was a school, you'd be in class nigaz just frolic

You don't have to caps the rhymes, you're trash and they just saw it

okay! i should have known that you still LEARNING THE ROPES|
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judging from the way ur bitchh opens her TIT when you speak, nigga.. you're CLEARLY A JOKE!|

chai, see as them just fall him hand.
if he knows what is good 4 himself nd his music career, he should really just keep his mouth shut nd let the politicians do their thing!

wetin concern rat with where cat dey chop?

LucemFerre:
You're supposed to drop just two lines
And even with the whole sh!t you're still behind

boy... you better keep ur mouth shut, and QUIT THE TALKING ASAP|
dont wanna waste my TIME on you like REALLY CLUMSY CATERERS!|

007Bruce:
you're soft, not a tough rival/

I would have offered we kick it in the ring, but you're not Sean Michael

i'm not a PARTY to your RAP... nigga, why you rapping like u USED FOIL?|

pussi aas motherfucker!, step in that ring with me, nd amma have ur ass DRILLED like i'm searching for CRUDE OIL!|