hmmm aiit thank God for him

hmmm really

[size=20pt]XTUPID ARGUMENT

VERY RUBBIXHHHHH POST

THE OP SHOULD BRING HIS SOURCE FOR ALL THIS GIBBERISH HE TYPED OVER HERE

UNILAG FOR PETROLEUM

COVENANT FOR BANKING AND FINANCE

BROTHER WAKE UP FROM YOUR SLUMBER

I FEEL U MUST BE DRUNK

GO AND MAKE YOUR RESEARCH AND STOP UR DUMB ASSUMPTION

GO AND FIND OUT ABOUT THE SCHOOL CALLED PTI

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frankben:

Sat Guru Maharaj Ji, the Head of the One Love Family” Ibadan, on Sunday predicted victory for the Super Eagles ahead of their clash with the Blues of France in the ongoing FIFA World Cup in Brazil.

His prediction is contained in a statement signed by Wole Oladapo, the Minister for Media Links of the One Love Family.

The Super Eagles are billed to take on their French counterparts on Monday in the Round of 16 of at the Mundial.

Victory for the Eagles in the match will qualify them for their first quarter-final berth, while a defeat will see them knocked out of the tournament.

He reminded the Nigerian Football Association, Super Eagles Supporters Club, players and coaching crew to be obedient to his earlier divine injunctions, such as avoiding the colour Blue and abstaining from sex, smoking and drinking.

This is, however, the time for the whole world to know and realise the fact that Nigeria is where the light of the world resides. Victory is for Africa,’’ the statement said.

It said predicted a win during the Nigeria versus Bosnia match, an encounter that largely contributed to Nigeria’s qualification for the Round of 16. (NAN)

Source :http://dailyindependentnig.com/2014/06/nigeria-vs-france-maharaj-ji-predicts-victory-super-eagles/

[size=50pt]NA GOD GO PUNISH THIS MAN KAI

MAN PUT HIM MOUTH FOR WATING GOD DON ESTABLISH

GOD GO PUNISH ALL THIS EVIL PASTORS

IDIOT BASTARD MAN [/size]

ax2xb:

Ehen, oya gimme the list to wife you . . A 2015 Lamborghini Aventador , i guess?

[size=30pt]FOR YOUR MIND

YOU GATHER MATURED MEHN LIKE US THEY GIVE US ZOBO DRINK

THANK GOD YOU DON MAKE FRONT PAGE

ANY OTHER WISH

MUMU LIKE YOU.......... [/size]

data good

xwolverine: Nice one Flavour

pls what site are u streaming 4rm

tellwisdom: Abeg which match una dey watch?? ...who dey lead??

ATTENTION SEEKER

AND YOU THINK U ARE FUNNY

tellwisdom: Abeg which match una dey watch?? ...who dey lead??

ATTENTION SEEKER

AND YOU THINK U ARE FUNNY

[size=50pt]I LOVE MEN LIKE THIS[/size]
[size=20pt]
THE FALL OF GEJ/PDP/ALLCORRUPTLEADERS[/size]

jumzzy448: Na wa oo. So a man can't allow his wife drive his car. Nothing wey we no go hear for nairaland. In my house, there is nothing like my car or your car. If I want to go out, hubby will even be the one to ask which car are you taking.
I don't think car should bring problem in marriage.

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YOU WISH (IYAWO OBAMA)

BETTER SIT YOUR ASS DOWN [/size]

WHAT

Its Jonathan: Here are the 17 foods that helps you burn fat off your body:
1. Plantain (Green)
2. Lemon (Zap some of it in water to drink daily)fresh-fruit-and-vegetables
3. Red & Green Pepper
4. Water Melon (Juicy!)
5. Ginger
6. Beans
7. Soy Beans
8. Grapes
9. Nuts (Cashew, Peanuts & Walnuts ) Contains Omega 3 healthy fat
10. Mushrooms
11. Sea foods (e.g. Sardine, Crabs, Cray fish, Crustaceans)
12. Olive Oil
13. Onion & Garlic
14. Wheat & Oat based food (Wheat bread, Wheat meal, Quaker Oats)
15. Bananas
16. African Mango
17. Brown or Ofada Rice (healthier than white rice)
There you go with the seventeen foods. However, While writing these foods down, I came up with two other bonus Foods:
1. Egg, plus the yolk.
2 Avocados (Popularly called Pear in Nigeria)
Add these foods in your daily food intake. They are readily available for you here in Nigeria and you can source them from the market.
http://naijaweightloss.com/17-surprising-nigerian-foods-that-kills-belly-fat/
source- wearemales..com

[size=20pt]OKAY TIME TO PROOF YOU WRONG.....

1. Plantain (Green) -------- PLANTAIN GREEN ONE MEANING (UNRIPE PLANTAIN OP YOU WELL SO.........)
I WOULD LEAVE RIPE PLANTAIN AND EAT UNRIPE PLANTAIN HA...... THOSE ARE FOR MEN THAT WANT MUSCLE .......

2. Lemon (Zap some of it in water to drink daily)fresh-fruit-and-vegetables ------- LEMON WHAT LEMON GRASS OR LEMON FRUIT.....
LEMON VEGETABLE I NEVER HEAR OF THAT ONE BEFORE (AND I HEARD THAT VEGETABLE MAKE YOU LOOK FRESH)

3. Red & Green Pepper ----------------- YOU MUST BE VERY HEARTLESS OOO BECAUSE I WANT TO SLIM DOWN I SHOULD
EAT RAW PEPPER (BOTH RIPE AND UNRIPE)

4. Water Melon (Juicy!) ---------------- HAHAHAH WATER MELON ------------ JUICY INDEED (THANK GOD IS NOT UNRIPE ONE)

5. Ginger: -------------------------- NAWA OOOO WHAT OF BITTER COLA

6. Beans ---------------------------- BEANS BODY BUILDING FOOD BURNS FAT---- ABEG TRY ANODA FOOD U ARE CONFUSE

7. Soy Beans -------------------

8. Grapes ----------------------- GRAPES------TANGERINE NKO OR MAY BE APPLE

9. Nuts (Cashew, Peanuts & Walnuts ) Contains Omega 3 healthy fat ----------- SOMETHING WITH FAT BURNS FAT
HOW ??

10. Mushrooms ------------------------- I DONT KNOW WHY ALL THIS FOOD DOCTORS LIKE Mushrooms IT WHITENS THE TEETH
NOW BURN FAT'S STORY STORY........
11. Sea foods (e.g. Sardine, Crabs, Cray fish, Crustaceans) --------------------- FAT AND OIL IN SARDINE------- TELL ME SOMETHING


12. Olive Oil ------------- NOW YOU RAN OUT OF OPTIONS ( MAKE I THEY DRINK AM)

13. Onion & Garlic ---------------- I KNOW SAY GARLIC GO THEY THERE................ AS LONG AS GINGER DEY THE TWIN MUST FOLLOW

14. Wheat & Oat based food (Wheat bread, Wheat meal, Quaker Oats) -------------- OK I HEAR

15. Bananas ------------------ KAI THIS GUY IS CONFUSED

16. African Mango -------------------- LOL EUROPEAN MANGO NKO ...... OR JAPANESE ORANGE

17. Brown or Ofada Rice (healthier than white rice) -------------------- BEING SINCERE WITH ME NAIRALANDERS HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
SEEN THIS RICE BEFORE (EHN..........)

EGG, YOKE BLAH BLAH BLAH

STORY THAT TOUCHES.........[/size]

[size=20pt]they don go give the house money

he don finish......

THE POWER OF MONEY

THE POWER OF WOMAN

STEADILY AWAITING THE FALL OF PDP/GEJ/ALL CORRUPT OFFICERS OF THE STATE

ONE BY ONE

TILL THE VERY LEAST....[/size]

bennyraz: no I would not allow her drive my car, I will simply buy her own car.

[size=15pt]bros what if no money yet hmmm....... [/size]

bennyraz: u have ur own car to drive so why must u chuk eyes on my own car? dat is what we call oju kokoro (long throat).

but what if she does not have her own car

she go they trek ni till you buy her own

hello this question goes to the men would you allow your wife drive your car to work, market, or any where

a friend of mine was actually saying he would never allow his wife drive his car he would instead get a car for her than allowing her drive his car

i asked the reason and he said and i quote " A CAR IS A PERSONAL ITEM AND ARE NOT TO BE SHARED"

ME NOT GIVING MY WIFE MY CAR DOES MEAN I DON'T LOVE HER"

so i am throwing the question out would you allow your wife ride your car....

ehn..... please i never get motor oooo and i never marry ooooooo

[size=20pt]so my own answer would be lets wait till then [/size]

#teamlovewarriors abeg make una no attack me oooo

[size=40pt]I SWEAR[/size]

[size=20pt]IF I WAS A MODERATOR I WOULD BAN THIS GUY

FOR THIS RUBBISH POST

AND IF I WAS A ADMINISTRATOR I WOULD BAN THE SHITTY

MODERATOR THAT BROUGHT THIS POST TO THE FRONT PAGE

ALL THIS MODS SHOULD BETTER RESPECT THEMSELVES OOO

ITS NEW YEAR BETTER CHANGE TO A NEW SYSTEM OOO [/size]

[size=40pt]NO BE JOKE[/size]

[size=20pt]no need to comment......

as long as it is GEJ and his CREW

THEN I WOULD SAY IT IS AS EXPECTED

BOTH GEJ AND PDP ARE HEADED FOR DOOM

LET THE SHOW GO ON

I WOULD JUST WATCHING

TILL WHEN ALL COMERADE WOULD COME AND MATCH TO THE HORN OF WAR

(OCCUPYNIGERIA)(REVOLUTIONNIGERIA) TILL 2015

WE ARE WAITING.... PATIENTLY [/size]

Lilimax: hmmmm...we are just happy for her. If you rejoice with someone, yours will come.

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I PRAY THAT GOD GIVES YOU OWN

AND MOREOVER

I 4GOT AM STILL SINGLE NA......

ANY THAT WOULD AGREE TO MARRY ME

WOULD BE GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY TO

MODERATE NAIRALAND

YEA I CAN SEE ENTRIES COMING

YES MODI...CH...E..K
YES LILMAX

YES C........... U KNOW UR SELF

LY................... YES

KEEP APPLYING YES

THE CUE IS LONG U CAN SEE IT

I JUST A LADY NOT ALL OFF U [/size]

Adaobi12: U don't have to be rude bro. HE JUST SAID THE BITTER TRUTH. Take it,or ignore it.

OK SIS I GET U

HOPE THE FASTING IS NOT AFFECTING SENSE OF REASONING

COS I DON'T SEE THE RUDENESS IN MY COMMENT

Pastor Olu T: So much will be happening in the church, but its not as much as important than for us to realize that we are in the final phase of our life on this side of eternity.

We are in the last lap of our race on earth and would soon give accounts of our sojourneying on this side of eternity. The bible says we should be wise as serpent and gentle as a dove, also it says it is required in stewardship that a man be found faithful.

Let us all arise from our slumbering and receive the light and life of Christ running with focus and perseverance the final lap of the race we are called to!

Seeing wherefore brethren that we are compassed around with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us do away with every sin and weight which easily beset us, and running this race with perseverance that is set before us. Looking unto Christ the author and finisher of our faith, who for the joy that was placed before Him endure the cross, despising the shame and has sat at the right hand of the throne of God.

Hebrews 12:1-2

Stay blessed and remain rapturable

we have heard but we never asked for all dis preaching
please try to live ur life as positive as u can

and stop bounding ur self with unnecessary act

and next time don't derail my thread

its the first Sunday of 2014

and its the first Sunday of the month

in my church today is anointing service for the year 2014

we receive special anointing today

whats happening in your church today

wat

[size=30pt]hmm rilly[/size]

[size=20pt]blah blah blah

their sound quality is awful

i have gotten close to 10 ear piece

yet all the same

techno techno techno

abeg

NOKIA SHOULD RELEASE THEIR

ANDRIOD CANT WAIT TO SWITCH

AS FOR Bread & Beans (BB)

NA OLD STORY

OTIKPARI [/size]

[size=20pt]SEUN: HEY BABE DO YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

Tjskii:YEA SURE ITS BECAUSE I MODERATE FOR FREE

SEUN: WHAT!!!

Tjskii: DON'T BE VEX !!!

SEUN: YOU ARE BANNED

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Pimples:

In other words, are u telling me u are so Hopeless?

[size=20pt]IN OTHER WORD YOU ARE MORE THAN HOPELESS

AS A MATTER OF FACT YOU ARE

USELESSSSS

SENSELESSSS

AND THOUGHTLESSSSS

ANIMAL IN FORM OF HUMAN [/size]

ChEkWaS IyKe :
A close frnd of mine, very close to the Propriator (the owner) just revail dis to me nw, so I tot it wise to post it here. A newly appoved private secondary school (Queen's College Secondary School, Aba) 11 Omuma Road Aba, Abia State to resume this January needs qualified Teachers to fill in the various positions.

Mathematics
English Language
Frensh
Igbo Language
Economics
Computer
Religious Knowledge
Commerce
Agricultural Science
Physis
Chemistry
Biology
Physical and Health Education
Lab Technicians
Gate Man
Geography
Technical Drawing
Fine Art
Home Economics
Administrative Officer
Lady Secretary
Messager
Clearners etc.

Send ur CV to Queenscollegerecruitment2014@yahoo.com or send ur cv in person.

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OP YOU ARE VERY FUNNY.....

QUEENS COLLEGE ...... EHN/ IF GOVT. CATCH YOU AND THAT SCHOOL

YOU WOULD SMELL YOUR NASH.....[/size]

cleaner

OmoPastor: [size=38pt]His birthday wishes could not make the frontpage but his picture 17 yrs ago did
who says these so called moderators are not out to ridicule the MOG.
if the mods plan is to ridicule my Pastor, they have met their doom! [/size]

[size=20pt]
SAME WAY YOU ARE ACTUALLY MEETING YOUR DOOM

RIGHT NOW

YOU ARE BANNED FROM NAIRALAND FROM TILL 2020 [/size]

[size=30pt]WHAT

OK I HAVE READ IT

BUT I HAVE SOME QUESTION FOR THE OP

1. ARE YOU STILL A STAFF OF GLO

2. AND IF YOU ARE A STAFF WHATS YOUR REASON FOR YOUR COMPLAIN (70 - 30)

3. WHAT DO YOU GET TO GAIN FROM ALL YOUR WRITE UP....

4. WHY TRYING TO PATRONIZE HIS CHILDREN

5. WHO ARE THIS OGA ON TOP

6. AND WHY TAKING ALL THE STRESS TO WRITE A (70 -30) PAYMENT MODE

7. TRY CALCULATING 4M PER ANNUM

8. HOW MUCH DO YOU STILL EARN +(70 - 30)

PLEASE I STILL HAVE MORE UPON MORE QUESTION TO ASK BUT PLEASE FINISH ANSWERING THIS ONE

AND I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHY NIGERIAN ARE ALWAYS NIGERIAN'S[/size]

[size=20pt]GOD MODERATORS THIS IS NEW YEAR OOOOOO

WHAT RUBBISH POST......

INTIMACY

SO IF I DONT LOOK INTO MY SISTER EYES IT MEANS

I AM <FUUUUUCCCKKKKKINNNNNG> MY SISTER

IF I DON'T PLAY WITH HER IT MEANS I WAS PRESSING HER BREASST..

MAY GOD PUNISH THIS OP......

AND THE MODERATOR THAT SENT THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE

BETTER BAN ME OOOO COS WHEN I BECOME AN ADMINISTRATOR

I WOULD SURELY REMOVE BOTH YOU AND ALL THIS KIDS ON NAIRALAND

IF THIS KEEPS UP I SEE NAIRALAND FALLING

JUST LIKE THE SO CALLED GLO.....[/size]