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The girl don dey fat o.

Wetin she dey shop?

No mind her.

She know!

But wait sef. As you dey do am, she no open mouth, she no clench fist, her pupils no dilate.

You sure say u sabi the thing so?

Nairaland have come again with gossip sport news.

Make una leave sports news for people wey sabi na as clearly you are always wrong.

At least leave it out of FP until it is confirmed.

Simple sturvs!

Let the kid’s people find hot knife and place it on her bum too.

How hard can that be?

Trigger happy bastards.

Enter sambisa go shoot, na lie.

Na civilians dem go dey intimidate.

Democratic govt wey soldiers dey unleashed on citizens.

Doomed country, stupid lawmakers, animal president.

diadem10:
What are you even saying sef? How does this correlate with the point that Van gaal had an average sluggish midfield at his disposal yet revisionists like yourself would rather hammer on the boring display as if we had creative players in the team.

This was a man who had a midfield that comprises a 'past it' sluggish Rooney who knows next to nothing about midfield play apart from punting long ball to the wings. Not forgetting how same sluggish toad was leading our attack as the main striker until the emergence of Rashford in Feb.

Say what you want about Van gaal, the truth is he brought out the best in Rashford, Martial, Blind and even Bastian until he became crocked. How much more would he have done with Pogba or anyother pacey creative midfielder in his team. All these aforementioned players Mourinho has had difficulty integrating into his team.

In fact, I would say Van gaal winning the FA cup was a miracle if we factor in the lot of useless players in that team yet he worked wonders with them. Revisionists as yourself can keep hammering on boring display for all I care. Yeye.

That point was only countering yours saying we were top at November before Bastian got crocked. Read your own write up.

I shouldn't reply you but I will.

Van gaal had funds to shape the team. He brought in Di Maria, Shaw, Herrera, Blind, Falcao(loan). Schneiderlin, Depay, Bastian, Darmian, Martial for over 250 million. Only two players are good enough for a start in the team two years on.

Mourinho bought Pogba, Lukaku, Fred, MAtic, Bailly, Sanchez(swap), Mikhi, Lindelof. All these players are top players who can represent us for years to come.

Mourinho first buy was Pogba because he knew there was no ball playing midfielder in the team. Your van Gaal could not address that despite spending 250 million. A problem we have had since scholes retired.

I will tell you about respect for the team and manager. Look at Shaw, for everything Mourinho has said to him in public, do you see him sulking like a girl? NO! He is paid to work for the team and if the manager feels he is not dong hos best, he sits.

transfer that to Martial and the dude feels like MEssi. He is good but Mourinho say you are not giving him what he wants. You simply put your head down and work harder. But my guy sulks like a little girl and his body language is just so wrong.

Top managers control their team and no player is bigger than the club so Martial is to small to hold a manager like Mourinho to ransom. He has coached the best players in history and won everything there is to win.

The days of Van Gaal and Moyes were the worst I have suffered in 17 years of following United. Their body language was off and we struggled to make Europe. Mourinho has brought in belief which is the only reason someone like you is aiming high for the team. We had no direction then and FA cup win is the least of our worries; we only care about Europe and Premier league.

Mourinho is still the best thing to have happened to us since Fergie left. The football is not great yet but I go to watch our games with belief we can win. That was impossible during Moyes and Van Gaal and if you feel Van Gaal is better, bring their CV and compare.

dre11:
“And because of that, she was free to be with him almost all the time. As a result they became too intimate that they engaged in sexual relationship.

“However, Ramlatu later learnt that the victim planned to dump her for another girl since he has already known her as a woman. And that made her to plan and execute her attack,” he said.

At 17, you don dey commit on top prick.

Abeg give this one 8 yrs make she turn lesbian before coming out.

We don't need sore losers on the loose.

How many men have been dumped in such ways and we don't hear jack about it.

Just put the poor baby up for adoption 4 months early.

I am sure someone would come up for it.

Nonsense!

So there was web pages when the bones were buried?

E still dey pain this bros o!

La click, la bend.

If mods push this thing go FP, I no visit nairaland for 1 month.

And op still dey shout lala and mynd.

Of what importance is this news now?

Good and informative posts will never see the light of day, na yeye posts we go dey see for FP.

Nonsense and ingredient.

And how do we know that isnt your friend and you planned this just to put a content on your blog.

Again?

I thought we already trashed this points before.

Only God knows the kinds of holes the people who write this stuffs lives in.

Colourich:
Is it sexcapades with other nairalanders or with ladies that are not nairalanders? just so we are clear.

Amebo!

July 20 is long past na.

Either op developed a cold feet or is lying.

This girls get parents at all?

Omo jati jati ikeji aja!

I like to know what I am getting into in the spirit of full disclosure.

Who wants you wants you irrespective of your past.

If na so, all those celebs no go get husband.

diadem10:
Bore us to death with Rooney, Herrera, Morgan and Fellaini in midfield? Abegi, the poor man did his best with the stupid players he had in midfield. Give Van gaal Pogba and see if he won't work wonders like he did with Martial and Rashford. Not forgetting the fact that we were the first on the log with Bastian in midfield around nov until he became crocked as usual.

Seems you forgot how were playing last season too until Pogba got injured.

We were scoring four goals for fun.

And pls dont mention Rashford when talking of top players.

That guy is till a kid. HE has been for the past seven months.

Bibidear:
i prefer klopp though

Yeah good football is good, but put Mourinho CV against Klopp’s and you’ll see the difference.

Bibidear:
but i prefer van gaal to mourinho...

Jesu! Van Gaal?

That guy bore us to death.

We played aimless football.

80% ball possession, one shot at goal.

MobileGees:
I don't really think you watch football

those Pogba Martial Rashford you are bashing if they should leave man u to another club they would definitely shine. They are all playing nonsense due to the style of Mourinho, Mourinho don't know how to bring up good players and THATS A BIG TURN OFF


or have you forgotten how Ronaldo lost form under Mourinho? and this same Mourinho was the one that sold the Golden Salah out of Chelsea.

Mourinho is not a good coach at all

You that you watch football, hope you saw the first half?

That is what has been happening for seven months now.

Mourinho tells players not to make good decisions when with the ball?

Abi Mourinho did not coach at Chelsea and MAdrid and Inter?

Did they not play well against small teams.

Defending against better teams is just logical unless you want to get beat well.

Fergie did it well against City and Barcelona but your players have got to step up against the minnows.

BTW, I am not an indomie generation man U fan o.

Bibidear:
because of mourinho,always playing boring football

Dont blame Mourinho

The players are annoying on their own.

Have you not seen Pogba, MArtial and Rashford sometimes.

They make me wanna pull my hair out.

Its not like he sets up with just defenders in the team.

There is enough talent for them to attack well but after you see them play, he has no choice bet to tell them to defend whatever it is they have.

I remember the Moyes, Van gaal days and I like Mourinho better.

Better MILF!

Bibidear:
oh,thats true,i hope they play well

On paper, united are good.

On the field is another matter entirely.

Make I no talk my mind.

RIP woman.

Bibidear:
well,darmian shouldnt be starting

Valencia and Dalot injured.

Who else would you have him use?

Just hope we get a good start is all.

We still have the team to challenge City and Pool, and I have a feeling we will be making some statement signings in January.

Come on you lads!

What is this op saying?

Pogba, Fellaini, Lukaku, Martial all in the squad.

just not sure how much time they will get since they only trained four four days.

Get your info right abeg.

The pictures are from the Lowry hotel today.

Ati Enzo, ati Sergio, ati Pierro o, ori gbogbo wan to buru po!

Where are all the expensive champagnes?

With their fallen heroes!

A 2000 year old book tells you people what to do?

If you find masturbation gratifying and absolves you of fornication, is it not a good thing then?

Religion be causing problem since time immemorial.