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Stupid cover story.

He suffered a heart attack while he was seating on a chair. The immigration officers broke the door and found him dead on the chair.

Indonesia Immigration!!! Una well done o!

Abeg, I don't know what S & M means o.

I only know sadomasochism, and if that is what the op is implying, I think he doesn't know the meaning of it.

Obviously faked!

So they just conveniently followed each other?

7 babes just remembered you within the space of an hour on the same day?

Bros! Suffry dey lie na.

He is a sadist.

Talk2tobo:
taxify do me strong thing today... but I need to ask if it has happened to anyone here before or it my phone.. I picked up a ride at Ketu she was going to ajah.. we spent about 3-4hrs I Neva switched of my phone nor tamper with it except for playing music on it... finally I ended the trip and to my greatest surprise it was 1700 the app calculated 155mins trip

Which phone?

She is stil 16?

Na wa o. Since 4yrs now, her age no comot for one place.

luminouz:
Please can I see ur 6 packs??

Why? You gay?

The maths is easy.

It is getting the 1.3 that is the problem.

Na when you enter 15th day na im one stupid 1.20 team go draw for u.

Or one stupid o1.5 go play 1-0.

What do you mean "finally"?

This is the 2nd or 3rd time he has retired and I am sure he will be back for Copa America.

He is a confused fellow.

ifyeez:
Yes well said,
was speaking with one today, was asking him how many cars he has driven on the platform, he mentioned 6 . Why do you keep changing cars bro, haven't u seen a good deal n awesome car, he was beating around the bush, to me his just a bad driver, a good driver should fall in love with the car his driving thereby maintaining it to standard.

Simple!

As long as he met it in superb condition.

jayooh:
Here lies the problem, what is the assurance that the driver will be one that would maintain the standard of the toks? Driver could turn toks into dead in 2months oh

That is where luck comes in bro.

I have seen people use cars and it still looks like toks three years on after a good wash. Whereas some of my friends have totaled their cars in four months of buying it.

Ewwwwwwwww!

You get money and you young.

How hard can it be to hit the gym and eat healthy!

kokoboy:
Hello experts. I'm want to invest in Uber/Taxify, I have a tight budget which will only get me a Nigerian used car. Most people are saying I shouldn't buy Honda because of ball joint issues that Toyota is the better choice. Is there anything wrong buying an auto transmission Accord, Civic or City? Is buying a manual Toyota Corolla/Yaris going to be a good choice?

I won't be the one driving, I patiently might for honest opinions.

Bros I have never seen anyone buy a naija used car and "really" enjoyed it.

I might be wrong with the newer cars especially those "island used" ones, but the older ones that has seen three or more years on our roads just ain’t worth it in my opinion.

I might be wrong but it is usually safer to save a bit more and a toks and give it to a "good driver" who has a good maintenance culture. That way, you still have 2-3 years of cha cha life on it.

MicheyJ1:
fool someone that just completed the move last night

The deal has been expected for days now and last night is old news to some.

No reason to tag him a fool.

Why is this news?

He is not african.

He is not nigerian.

He is not a top player as far as I am concerned.

Why is his transfer of any importance to us.

u still have it?

Remove the cloth and I wonder how much meat is underneath them.

Wizzy stop smoking!

I really was expecting the post to be from oga navyforce abi na armyforce be him name.

chucsmoore:
Camry muscle is not really that fuel consuming. I used average 2k fuel to do 8-10k on daily basis, 4K fuel to do 17-20k on a good day. The way people come here to exaggerate how fuel consuming Camry is baffles me a lot. It’s very close to Corolla. It’s just d tank is bigger

Your car looks sharp but those figures do not sound too encouraging for someone on rentals.

Or are they after commissions have been deducted?

Nor be you talk say naija men are scum?

What's with the dyke thingy?

Who hurt you?

Didn't realize Sars had the power to freeze an account without a court order.

Trying to force a journaist to give up his source.

Failed democracy. Bunch of jokers!

Albinoflash:
i knew u guys will come 4 ma head the minute i launched that bomb,it's good for the guy.fyi i did not even finish jss1 before i left for the north and learnt a trade so u see while am not a grammarian.but i bet ma burnt left ass like afonja bleached face that u are not even better than me.huh.i dey ma cocoa farm,come and fight me.

I consider myself better than no one sir and I was just pointing out an obvious error. Didn't realize you'd take it so personal.

Have fun in ur cocoa farm.

Albinoflash:
Why are my not surprised is from the weistin world.afonja skull mining,now ass mining

The minute I saw ur post, i knew something was wrong with it but it took my brain 5s to figure it out.

Na ur type dey make person fail.

It is "why am I", not why are my.

Cech

Bellerin, Mustafi, Sokratis, Niles.



Aguero be like.

profjo:
Help a broda. i need a car, all the ones i see keep requesting for initial deposit and security levy. 08026868958 i can strt work as soon as uber link us together. I stay in magodo shangisha. Thanks

You sef show some commitment and drop the bar na.

It is security money.

Thank God it is omo Igbo!

Can u get this done?

Oloriburuku ni bobo yi o.

Obviously you have not come across a lady that stinks under before.

If you did you no go dey make mouth sy you go suck any girl.

Baba is prolly wasted already.

Na that time person dey do stupid things.

You fit start to dey read ingredients wey dey inside.

Imagine every celeb started paying for every gift they got.

They’d go broke soon.

HE didn't ask for it, you just gave him and he collected.

The portrait is prolly somewhere behind hidden layers of books as he might not even fancy it.

bishopkay:
5.5 what

Hahahahahhahaha

Venza, 2014 accord, 2014 camry money.