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Car Talk › Re: 2019 BMW M2 Competition Arrives With 410 Horsepower (photos And Details) by pafo(m): 3:07pm On Aug 10, 2018

BMW is still missing it with this their interior.

Not daring like their MB counterpart.

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Culture › Re: Photos Of Yoruba Candomble Worshippers In Brazil. by pafo(m): 9:39pm On Aug 09, 2018

Patrioticooduan:
Get da hell out of my sight. Nigeria does not have a language or culture. Who coined the word 'Nigeria'? Who created this country? Was it Europeans or Africans? You are a f.ucking slave, but you are oblivious of this.

Going to school really doesn't really make someone educated.

Cheers!

Culture › Re: Photos Of Yoruba Candomble Worshippers In Brazil. by pafo(m): 8:49pm On Aug 09, 2018

Patrioticooduan:
Yoruba people share more in common with Fongbes, Ewes and Ajahs. Fogbe men and women dress like Yoruba. We don't share anything in common with Ibos and Hausas. Igbos look like central Africans e.g Congolese, while Hausa and Fulanis look Black North Africans e.g Malians. We should not be in the same country.
May Eledumare continue to bless Yoruba race.
Ashe.

But we do and it is always better to be tolerant of your neighbors.

No tribe is greater than the other.

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Romance › Re: My Plasmal Tv by pafo(m): 8:06pm On Aug 09, 2018

Abeg what is "plasmal tv"?

Romance › Re: Black Is Beautiful: Meet Busty Ghanian Dark Skin Lady That Broke The Internet. by pafo(m): 8:02pm On Aug 09, 2018

BlackPantherxXx:
LIAR. Swear your rod wouldn't harden if she was n.aked in front of you.

Na juju you go use swear, not Bible/ Quran so that your judgment would be instantaneous

The only version I have a hard-on for this chick is waking up at night to her ass staring at me.

But say we go do pre-intimacy? Lai lai!

Romance › Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by pafo(m): 8:00pm On Aug 09, 2018

Congratulations!

Its really not as repulsive as some girls make it.

Just start with the tip and lick like a lollipop.

It will grow on you eventually until you cannot do without some strong lolly! grin

Romance › Re: What Will Be Your Reaction? If Your Girlfriend Slaps Your Mom by pafo(m): 7:58pm On Aug 09, 2018

No girl of mine will try that.

I nor dey use my mama play wey one babe go come wash her like that.

Celebrities › Re: Davido And Mathias Pogba, Paul Pogba's Twin Brother Party Together (Photos) by pafo(m): 7:51pm On Aug 09, 2018

So Pogba na twin again?

All this nairaland news ehn.

E fit make person fail WAEC.

Family › Re: Lady Tried To Turn Off Gas In Her Kitchen. See What Happened Next. Photos by pafo(m): 11:46am On Aug 09, 2018

Reminds me of an incident in 2001.

They were doing thanksgiving in my church(cele) with perfume spraying everywhere.

They poured half of big ethanol based perfume on this man’s head and he was using lighted candle for thanksgiving.

Omo this man head catch fire o(blue one sef) in the middle of the service as he ran towards the alter where the fire miraculously stopped.

Christian version: His enemies sent an evil arrow that god sent back as soon as he entered the alter.

Real version: The ethanol based perfume caught fire and only stopped after it burned out.

Lesson learnt: Don't bring all this perfumed hair, wigs, clothes and stuffs anywhere near fire as even God no go look your side when you start to dey burn.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pafo(m): 11:42am On Aug 09, 2018

Khaytunechi:
Good evening senior men.
Please I got blocked on Uber this morning,, went to their center to complain and I was told my phone (HTC E8) isn't part of the listed phones for their service,, thereOubenji need to change my phone because they're suspecting illegal activities bla bla..

I have only been on the platform for less than two weeks and God forbid I do anything illegal just for quids..

Please has anyone had this issue before or is anyone currently having the same issue?? How do I handle this?? I've been unblocked but I fear to put my app on as I don't want to get banned permanently..

Bosses please,, what do I do??

Cc: Gazzuzz TheCar eherbal Tgiirl Gentlelife50 Oubenji and other experts

That phone is 4yrs old and runs on kit-kat.

Get a phone with a Marshmallow OS or newer and see your problems dissolve.

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Crime › Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For The Murder Of 71-Year-Old Woman In Edo (Photo) by pafo(m): 10:59am On Aug 09, 2018

Why blur the face of a murderer?

Okay, she has not been convicted but still, you got a confession already.

BTW, how are minors tried by our laws?

Romance › Re: Why Girls Assume You Are Dating Them When You Play With Them? by pafo(m): 10:54am On Aug 09, 2018

What kind of "play" were you playing with her?

Touching brezz?

Romance › Re: Black Is Beautiful: Meet Busty Ghanian Dark Skin Lady That Broke The Internet. by pafo(m): 10:43am On Aug 09, 2018

E be like say the internet dey mad.

As much as I like black cjics, this is a no-no for me.

She ain't sexy and she ain’t fine.

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Romance › Re: Pls Urgent Advice To Salvage My Situation by pafo(m): 10:05am On Aug 09, 2018

Oga this ur matter make me bring out book dey draw genealogy o.

This your line has been broken and she aint related to you if you ask me o.

But I know village people can be very primitive and will still tell you you are related in some twisted kinda way.

If you are civilized enough, the ball is all in your court and you are good to marry.

Romance › Re: Most People Go Hungry Everyday Because They Don't Say The Lords Prayer by pafo(m): 9:39am On Aug 09, 2018

E-diot! I hate people who are oblivious to the suffering & struggles of the human race and associate these said struggles with religion.

Very myopic reasoning!

Romance › Re: Parents Should Be Careful: See What An 8 Year Old Submitted On Her Assignment. by pafo(m): 9:32am On Aug 09, 2018

Mumu! Repackaging old tales.

Believe this sh!t at your own peril!

Besides, an adult clearly wrote that.

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Romance › Re: This Lady Caught Her Man Cheating Last Night And It’s Not Funny. by pafo(m): 9:23am On Aug 09, 2018

Any gir who loves you would not just leave that door without seeing what you were up to.

She looking for a chance to leave. The dude should grow some balls already and let her go.

Health › Re: Save The Vagina Now, It Is Your Treasure by pafo(m): 8:28am On Aug 09, 2018

Colourich:
Psycho.

Una still dey ontop this una matter?
Next time, just ignore.

Celebrities › Re: Roman Goddess Flaunts Her Hourglass Figure In New Photos by pafo(m): 7:40pm On Aug 07, 2018

Celebrities › Re: Simi Rock See Through Net In New Adorable Photos by pafo(m): 7:32pm On Aug 07, 2018

I like her, but I’m not feeling that first pix.

Celebrities › Re: Michael Jackson Daughter Rocks A Revealing Short Demin Jean (pics For Your Eyes) by pafo(m): 7:31pm On Aug 07, 2018

Oldest daughter ehn?

How many daughters him get?

Celebrities › Re: Amazing! Busta Rhymes Lost 70 Pounds.. He's No Longer Fat (see Pictures) by pafo(m): 7:29pm On Aug 07, 2018

He now weighs 70 pounds uhn?

That is what my 12 year old niece weighs.

Celebrities › Re: Actress, Chika Ike Looks So Flawless As She Shares No Make-up Selfie (photo) by pafo(m): 7:25pm On Aug 07, 2018

This is no make-up?

Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Tobi Bakre Receives Award For Most Oustanding Personality Of The Year by pafo(m): 7:19pm On Aug 07, 2018

Alagbole award dem!

Celebrities › Re: Davido Take Over A Suya Spot In Lagos - See What He Did "LOL" by pafo(m): 7:17pm On Aug 07, 2018

Why e come look like photoshop like this?

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Romance › Re: ‘Doggy Style Is For Side Chicks, Main Chicks Get Laid With Respect’ – Twitter Us by pafo(m): 7:07pm On Aug 07, 2018

When it is bae herself that will turn and pose doggy for you nko?

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Romance › Re: hello by pafo(m): 7:06pm On Aug 07, 2018

There is nothing wrong with it as long as it is consensual.

Just do to her what you would an adult lady too and don't break her heart cos it is quite fragile at that stage.

Oloriburuku somebody!

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Travel › Re: See Filthy Obalende Bus-stop (PHOTOS) by pafo(m): 5:53pm On Aug 07, 2018

Lagosians are the problem with Lagos.

Spend millions to clean that place up and watch it go back to its previous state in a couple of days.

It's really not worth it cleaning that place when the same people still roam these places.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested With Over 5kg Heroin In India by pafo(m): 1:00pm On Aug 07, 2018

MichaelSokoto:
Choii!

no need 4 OP to have included d name in da 1st place. ~~Seein d head alone speaks volumes.~~Seeing the topic alone

dis nah confaaaamed FLATified flatoski

NCAN Sakwoto branch

sai Baba/Fayoshe till 2023

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Crime › Re: Olumide Ayeni's Corpse, Killed By Damilola Ayeni, His Wife In Lagos (Graphic) by pafo(m): 12:31pm On Aug 06, 2018

Ishilove:
Lalasticlala, Seun, there has to be regulation on the depiction of corpses. What would the family members think if they are to log on to Nairaland one day and see the corpse of their beloved so boldly displayed without any recourse to their decency and dignity? Even if such rubbish is done on other blogs, Nairaland is not a blog and should set a standard, not stoop to the level of ignorant bloggers who don't know any better.

This is the first page I'm opening in Nairaland today and what do I see? The corpse of a victim of a violent crime. On a Monday morning!

As for you, Lautechgossip, I stopped modding years ago so please stop tagging me in all these kinds of posts!!!

God bless you for this.

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Family › Re: "My Wife Wants To Bring Her 7-Year-Old Girl She Had Before We Met To My Home" by pafo(m): 10:50pm On Aug 05, 2018

Sports › Re: Arsenal Launch £25m Offer For Croatian World Cup Star Domagoj Vida by pafo(m): 8:47am On Aug 05, 2018

wayne4loan:
Vida is a beast... A very good defender

World cup made average players look good.

Vida is very average which is why he is making waves at 29 and not earlier.

Good players make their names before 25.

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