₦airaland Forum

eherbal:
abeg,wetin be PWD?

lol. Island guys spotted.

Uglymugg:
Faggotry is definitely a mental Illness that is developed in the womb of a mother. It has nothing to do with societal influence because if that were the case, I would also be gay because I get a semi boner when watching gay porn, infact, i get a boner when watching any sexual activity (I've seen two monkey's Bleep and got turned on, it's normal) but I could never sleep with a man as one would sleep with a woman; for one, I hate how men smell and how they look, so there's that.
Most gay people are naturally unhappy because even though they can't help themselves but be attracted to men, a part of their brain knows that it is not natural but then, they can't help it. It's like a curse.

You sound intelligent but it still doesn't make you right.

You are the one that fvcked up. She saw you and liked you and wanted to fvck you but you just had to do the dating thingy didn't you?

She wasn't your gf, she was always a prostitute and you were stupid enough to misinterpret a sex invitation as a dating call.

Let her get her things jeje before and before you see olosho madness o.

Since everyone has told you to flee, let me just give u an alternate option. Do it once and really suck at it. I am sure she wont bother u again.

Dovehorizon:
Vehicles of same engine capacity will use equal amount of fuel considering both cars are healthy.
Now lets see it in this light,
There are two corollas going towards same direction/distance.
One is filled with four passengers and a few luggage in the booth while the other had the driver and just a rider. Which do u think will consume more fuel?
Back to the corolla/matrix.
The corolla weighs more than the matrix and as such will consume more fuel.

Correct, but you are also forgetting one other variable; the driver. A good driver will get better fuel economy to a decent one.

No biggie here. The girl must have been fiercely loyal to him and still he went ahead to dump her after he got some cash.

Real men always reward loyalty, even if its not with a ring on your finger.

Stealth100:
You will be surprised Matrix has a slightly better fuel economy to Corolla. Google told me that

According to "google", using the 05 as base model, matrix produced 29city and 33 highway at 29combined average. Corolla did 28city/37highway at 31 combined average. Matrix marginally better in the city, corolla beats it hands down on the highway.

This man must know by now he is fighting a losing battle. Nigerians are not ready for his message and he needs to realize that soon else he loses touch with reality.

"A man trying to change the world fails for one simple and unavoidable reason. Everyone else!" - Lieutenant Mcgraw(1705).

OboOlora:
Baba, Na poor people get haters pass sef. Abi u nor de c as dem de hate airforce for Nairaland ni

Nobody likes a smart ass and a show-off.

There is a certain touch of destiny to England’s world cup run to the semi-finals. I have just been smiling inside myself thinking what it would feel like if they do win it.

I mean, they had Terry, Ferdinand, Campbell, A. Cole, Neville in defense, Gerrard, Scholsey. Lampard, J.Cole,W. Phillips in midfield, Rooney and Owen in attack and couldn't win sh!t but Stones, Maguire, Trippier, Alli, Lingard, Henderson, Dier, Sterling will be world cup winners? Like seriously?!

It is just inconceivable but I feel they have waited long enough.

XoshinugaX:
Coz England is bae

England are big underachievers and have not tasted success in a long while. If anything, they should be with Belgium, Croatia and co.

XoshinugaX:
Why sack the former manager when there's nothing wrong with him.
What Spanish Footballing Authority failed to recognise is that it's time for countries like Belgium, France and Croatia to rule the world.
The era of Brazil, Argentina, Germany,

England

, Holland and Italy is gone.
Meanwhile, awaiting the news of other top footballing countries of sacking their manager.

Why did you put England?

I love a girl with tattoos and would definitely marry her. But then again; I always love weird things.

You want it pushed to FP when there is no evidence of any wrongdoing so that he can be innocent and sue seun for defamation abi? You try!

Which kind video be this na?

nairamaniac:
RIP to the dead.

The Dogg needs to be killed, or else would be swallowing saliva each time it sees any human.


This should serve as a lesson to all you lots that downplay the importance of marriage.


If the man had a wife now, this would never have happened.

But on another note, if he was was bad husband, the wife&dog would have eaten the man together over some beastiality act.


This life sef,
I don tire!

Dogs are actually smarter than you know and he was just following basic instinct.

The owner was dead, he was starving and must have tried calling for rescue without success, hence, he took a bite.

They(dogs) differentiate dead tissue from a living one and would not simply start a biting spree on humans afterward.

The dog had no bad or good intentions here; just instinct to feed.

Is this not the ex governor’s daughter story?

Stealth100:
Matrix is as good as Corolla. The only difference is the Matrix's smaller cabin

And corrolla’s slightly better fuel economy.

Oh bloody hell! You are all thinking it so I will ask.

Where did you get all the money from in the first place?

“I have no regrets because I voluntarily, willingly committed the crime so it doesn’t make sense to say I’m regretting, it is between me and Allah,” he said.

You have my respect for that statement. You did the crime, now it's time to do the time.

kunyeo:
Absolutely. A Yoruba proverbs says ,a child that knows he doesn't have a mother would ensure he doesn't have his wound in a hidden part of the body.

Thank you. My mum would say "eni ti o lenikan kin daku" (a person that has no one to call does not faint).

aragonchuks:
How is it your business that he is in a club house

Another student who frequents clubs spotted.

Jesu! I thought it was 5 million until I read it again.

Billion with a B?

Premium times be like: Kukuma kill us na!

Blame the son! He should be in his dorm room and not a club house.

Naija police are who they are and will prolly never change but people always give them the chance to do whatever they want.

I am not surprised. Na so oluwa just dey shine light on all these boys wey we dey street together.

Dem go just disappear for six months and come back with big cars and loads of money.

Na still "oluwa shine light on them.

As if say we sef no know oluwa.

And people believe this poo. The most you can do is 25 a week. After that, you will struggle to keep an erection.

Sexual urge no go even come sef.

Omo na 3 slaps this guy chop o (that I know of) and he still dey beg.

Mumu boy! Quite obvious that girl is a yoruba girl.

She be like: Omu mi wa si biyi, ni waju gbogbo awon eyan yi lati wa dojutimi abi?