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Romance › Re: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by Pain(m): 1:39pm On Jan 27, 2007
When You Tell Her Its Over. Her Reaction Will Tell U. embarassed

I Swear! It Works. Tell Her Its Over. If She Bursts U After A Week. Then U Know It Wasnt Real. Or She Never Probably Realized How Much She Could Live

Without You.

Here Is The Progarm:

#include<iostream>
#include<string>
#include stupidity;
using namespace std;

using your head?;


void main() {

string U="I Dont Love You Again;
string Comment;

Int   No_of _Beg _Days;

cout<<"Please enter no of beg days :";
cin>> No_of_Beg_days;

for (Comment==U; Comment>0; Comment--){

if (No_of_Beg_Days >=7){

cout<<"She Loves You!!"<<endl;
{

else

{ cout<<"She Never Really Loved You"<<endl;

system("Pause and Think"wink;


return to market;


}

Hope this would solve your problem? huh huh huh huh
Politics › Re: College Of Petroleum Technology Kaduna by Pain(m): 1:10pm On Jan 27, 2007
Welcome To Nigeria.

The Land Of Blunders. Ive always posited that our bane is Leadership.

We sincerely Lack Direction. God Help Nigeria!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nigeria Girls In The U.S: Cute Or Ugly? by Pain(m): 7:01am On Jan 22, 2007
@Amobi1.

What's this question all about when it seems u have already made your judgement.

Any Solution to the problem? What do we do about it?

How do we get them to b fine?

How does that add a quarter to my wallet?

I don't kno thats y i ask shocked
Food › Re: The Cowbell Milk Advert: Is It For Cows Or For Human Beings? by Pain(m): 6:06am On Jan 19, 2007
snazzydawn:
I am sure you have seen the cowbell milk advert where cows advertise the milk?I mean we know that milk is from cows, but do they have to do that kind of advert? Can't they use humanbeings?Why cows?
Anyway, any one here who likes that advert?
Humans Are Expensive.
Food › Re: The Cowbell Milk Advert: Is It For Cows Or For Human Beings? by Pain(m): 6:04am On Jan 19, 2007
I Remember A Girl Called "Cow Bell".


I Miss Her. cry cry cry
Romance › Re: The Perfect Valentine's Day Gift by Pain(m): 6:02am On Jan 19, 2007
U say u want something that would throw her off her feet?

Get Her A Rugby Boot. or A Base Ball Bat.

Hope My Suggestion was helpful. undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Girl 'Friend' by Pain(m): 5:58am On Jan 19, 2007
Go Get Yourself A "Ho".
Crime › Re: Nigerian Youth Sentenced To Death In Singapore! NairaLanders Do Something by Pain(op): 5:55am On Jan 19, 2007
U Guys Are So Sure He Was Guilty. What Kind Of Empty Citizenry Do We Have.

I dont really know this Guy, but my heart goes out to him. He is Human and has not done waht most of us havent done. i.e " Hide Things".

One day all our own "Hidden Pet Sins" would be exposed under the Light of The Eternal Host. At Least, then we would know who was "Holier Than Thou".

Its Just a matter of time.

Its A Shame.
Romance › Re: Ugly Girls: Eyah by Pain(m): 9:42am On Jan 13, 2007
Bigjay:
Eh yah, i've got the liver to post my pic, u don't. cheesy
embarassed embarassed cry. Its Seems Uve Been Believing Your GirlFriend Too Much Recently. C'mon Go Back To The Mirror. embarassed embarassed cry

Like Hes One Fine Boy. cry cry cry cry cry

No One Has The Right To Call Another Creation Ugly.

Being Handsome has Been Part of My Existence. Its Nothing New To Me.

But I Have Earned Fulfilment from Other Qualities That Emanate From Within.


Wake Up Wake Up. And Get To Work
Business › Re: Transnational Corporation of Nigeria Plc (Transcorp) by Pain(m): 9:20am On Jan 13, 2007
Trans_Corrupt? shocked

How Many Changes in The Manlte of Leadership of Its Short Short History?

Well Life Is A Risk. I Wonder What Death Is?

Just Wondering, Though undecided
Romance › Re: Ugly Girls: Eyah by Pain(m): 6:28pm On Jan 08, 2007
Bigjay:
Then u must be ugly grin.Olboy leave o, so u havnt seen people who have been ugly all there lives. Hm i sorry for you.
U Mean Lkie The One On Your Profile?
Romance › Re: Love Never Dies: Na Today? by Pain(m): 10:50am On Jan 05, 2007
I Thot "God Is Love"?

If The Bible Is Correct. Then Apply THat To Your Question. Thank You.
Romance › Re: Ugly Girls: Eyah by Pain(m): 10:47am On Jan 05, 2007
I Cant Believe This Kind Of Question Can Still Prop Up. Not In This Age.

Cant Remember When Last I Came Across An Ugly Girl.

There are More Ugly Guys Out There Than Girls. Sometime I Give It To Gals For Being Able To Cope With The Demeanor of Some Guys.

Im Sorry For My Submission. but Is A Fact. Some Girls Dey Try.

If I Was A Girl I Couldnt Stand Some Guys. Imagine [AT et OBJ]

Mind U I Didnt Call Names But Acronyms lipsrsealed

Some Titis et Stellas Sure Try shocked shocked
Romance › Re: What Would You Hide From The One You Love? by Pain(m): 10:39am On Jan 05, 2007
,
Romance › Re: Lepa Or Orobo? by Pain(m): 10:27am On Jan 05, 2007
None Of The Above.

I Need A Girl With A Good Heart.
Romance › Re: In Love With One Pregnant For Another by Pain(m): 4:01pm On Jan 04, 2007
@Mckren
U Mean The Whole Narration Is A Hoax?

Whatver? Who Cares?

It Would Make A Good Home Video. So Lets Just Go With The Flow.

At Least Naira Land It Self Is A Box Office Hit.

I Hope She Comes Up With Part #3. I'm Waiting. I'm A Fan shocked

@Titi. Any Autographs? embarassed
Romance › Re: What Would You Hide From The One You Love? by Pain(m): 12:21pm On Jan 03, 2007
Happy New Year Dear.

I Missed You. Funny UUuh?
Career › Re: Do I Relocate Abroad Despite Having A Bright Career Here In Nigeria ? by Pain(m): 12:11pm On Jan 03, 2007
Stay In Nigeria.

Your Kids Cn Vaction in The US. They Can Have Their Under/Postgrad Here.

You And Your Wife Can Holiday Elsewhere. There Are A Lot More Cheaper And Better Locations Than The US.

I Assume You Are Above 28 years. Any Relocation After 28 Can May Only End U In Regrets.

Believe Me Or Ask The Leprauchaun If U Have His Email: "All That Glitters Aint Gold" shocked
Romance › Re: Love Hurts : A Lot by Pain(m): 7:29pm On Jan 02, 2007
Look For " Let It Go" By TD Jakes.
Romance › Re: What Can I Do To Make Her Marry Me? by Pain(m): 7:07pm On Jan 02, 2007
Youve Said It All. Shes Cele. Shes Waiting for A Vision From Her Prophet.

I Pray The Prophet Doesnt Prphesy Doom.

"Cos I Tell U, Thats All They Ever Get To See. Doom Doom Doom. [b]Cele[/b]bration Of Doom
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls After Me? by Pain(m): 6:55pm On Jan 02, 2007
Talk About Being Polite. embarassed embarassed embarassed

All I Wanted Was You. But Never Mind No More. shocked
Romance › Re: How Will U Feel U If Fall In Love With Someone Unlovable by Pain(m): 6:51pm On Jan 02, 2007
Id Feel Unloved. Thts All.
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls After Me? by Pain(m): 6:44pm On Jan 02, 2007
You.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls In The U.S. Are Lonely by Pain(m): 6:43pm On Jan 02, 2007
Hope Someone Heard Her Right.

Naiija Gurls Aint Lonely in the USA.

There Are Enuff Mechanics To Grease Their Engines.

Besides These Mechs Know Their Cars Well 'Cos They Are Of "Same Stock.

Okay? shocked shocked

Can This Thread End Now angry angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls After Me? by Pain(m): 6:37pm On Jan 02, 2007
Coco29:
why is it as soon as some one on Nairaland talk about some thing like this, everyone assumes he is boasting, prob the guy genuinely need to understand why women are so attracted to him.


@topic just try to control ya self around the opposite sex.

and maybe some time out would help you see clearly.
Aaaw!! Im So Touched!! Tears Im My Eyes.

How Empathic. Miss Oprah Coco.
Romance › Re: Help, My Galfriend Says Am Too Short At 6ft. by Pain(m): 6:33pm On Jan 02, 2007
jaybaby:
C me see diz midget way i dey even pity dey call me 4.5ft can u imagine?--common fly away with your fake story.
Thanks JayBaby. Seems U Took That Right Outta My Keyboard.

More Cream To Thy Milk Bowl kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Looking 4 A Girl Urgently by Pain(m): 6:29pm On Jan 02, 2007
10Pm To 6am.

why The Unholy Hours. Mr Busy Right.?

Never Worry There Are A Lot Of Street Girls Out Within Those Hours. Its Port Harcourt Isnt It.?

Or Have The Militants Changed The Scheme of Things. Thereby Accounting For Thy Loneliness?
Romance › Re: Do Guys Know What They Really Want? by Pain(m): 6:19pm On Jan 02, 2007
No.

You See,,,, Guys Really Want Girls. But Girls Are Difficult To Know.

I Mean,,,,,,Understand. Therefore Guys Never Get To Know What They Really Want [Girls]

I Hope That Answers Your Question? shocked
Romance › Re: Help, My Galfriend Says Am Too Short At 6ft. by Pain(m): 6:14pm On Jan 02, 2007
Shes 5.5Ft and U R 6ft. Are U Not Taller Than Her Already?

What Does She Want? Or Did U Misinterprete her Message.

Maybe 6inches is too short for her. She Probably Needs a 12 inch Tool.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Where Are The Good Girls? The Good Guys Are Here by Pain(m): 6:07pm On Jan 02, 2007
I Heard They Are In Shanghai. huh

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