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Romance › Re: Your Best Physical Features by Pain(m): 11:05am On Dec 06, 2007
Where is @HotStepper. Her Last Post Was February 27. Hope Shes Okay. Where Are U?

I Hope U havent, embarassed. U Used To Be A Regular. What Happened.?
Romance › Re: If Your Wife Likes To Have A Drink by Pain(m): 6:24am On Dec 06, 2007
Im sure u saw its efx on Ofunneka on BB II tongue
Romance › Re: Me And The One I Love by Pain(m): 3:51am On Dec 06, 2007
Invasion of Privacy. This is Unfair. embarassed
Politics › Re: Bush Visits Nigeria by Pain(m): 2:24am On Dec 06, 2007
I hope he visits Lagos. What the World needs is a War on Poverty not a War on Terrorism.
Romance › Re: Dinner Date by Pain(m): 2:12am On Dec 06, 2007
You Can Contact this Guy, His Name is Doom and He Lives in the Deeps. lucie@hothell.com
Politics › Re: Yoruba As Official Language Of Lagos House Of Assembly! by Pain(m): 2:09am On Dec 06, 2007
Another Retrogressive Action by A Selfish Few who Have Their Kids Studying in Foreign Lands. The Fools Amongst Us Will Support Them.
Webmasters › Re: Websites: Latest Release! by Pain(m): 9:22am On Dec 05, 2007
The guy is doing a "great job" with his templates. Hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,looks familiar.,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Travel › Re: Pictures Of The Week (Ugly Side Of Lagos) by Pain(m): 5:38am On Dec 05, 2007
It Prefer U Call It The "Real" Side of Lagos, Because 86% of the City is Like This. What Do U Think undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Stuck In The Elevator by Pain(m): 5:36am On Dec 05, 2007
ThoniaSlim:
i can see you have been watching a lot of nollywood movies, keep it coming. grin grin grin grin
Is NollyWood This Creative? I Doubt.
Politics › Re: What If Ibb Did Not Kill Dele Giwa? by Pain(m): 9:42am On Dec 04, 2007
How Many of U Know the Late Col. Chris Oche. He Was Executed in the Vatsa Coup. He Was A Military Intel Officer. He Is The Only One That Can Categorically Tell U Everything About IBB's Covert deals etc. The Problem is that he is No More.

At least U Now Know Where the Details Lie. Okay? One Day this Pain Shall Make Even
Science/Technology › Re: Do You Believe In The Existence Of Aliens? by Pain(m): 2:18am On Dec 04, 2007
How will u feel the day you realize all the vastness, distance and sights are nothing but illusions? What u see is what your brain interprets. Lets not forget the duality of matter. It can either be a wave or particle depending on how u observe it. If u can measure its position then it becomes a particle, but when you focus on its momentum it becomes a wave. Doest this tell you something? Remember the The Heisenberg uncertainty** ? ( See Below if u have the patience) Also read on the Einstein, Podolsky, and Rosen (EPR ) paradox. I know im becoming a Pain as Usual.


The Universe and all you see are vibrations. If I can distort the frequencies before they get to your optic lobe then I can make u see anything. How do you think drugs and hallucinogens take their effect?

Lets stop relying too much on this wrinkled mass upstairs. Learn to see with your mind. Believe me the Mind is Distinct from the Brain. A lot of us only learn to use this when we transit to the virtual domain. Those who learn it early appear to be sick or esoteric among men. But that is where u heading. My very born again friend who died in a crash late 2006. Actually played a trick on me on my System before I got the news. But it was a usual saying (Joke)we both used back at the Univ. I understood that he was just passing by. He told me I was right after all. They guy lost his life but not his sense of humour wink ( Tell Yahoo IM they need a Patch. There is a backdoor to the V-Domain lol ! )

Please don't attack if you have never had the experience of the use of the mind over matter because what it tells me is that you only use information made available to you by the same books written by the "selfish ones". You cant keep appearing smart with the limited vocabulary and knowledge u have derived from "Highly Edited Sources".

My fellow Christian brothers argue this, but still go further to say "In the Beginning Was the Word". We were created from the very "Words of God" ( The Sounds-Vibrations of the Most High).
- Please I am Not an Eckanker Guy. In fact II Hate Religion, because some use it to derive Worship and Reverence for themselves and keep the Simple Minded bounded through doctrines of Fear and Prediction of Future Doom shocked They even never wanted anyone to realise the earth was spherical. They hanged many for daring too let open the "hidden truth"


Anyway. let the doubting ones keep on. It helps to keep the chasm wider.



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The Heisenberg uncertainty principle, or HUP, gives a lower bound on the product of the standard deviations of position and momentum for a system, implying that it is impossible to have a particle that has an arbitrarily well-defined position and momentum simultaneously. More precisely, the products of the standard deviations in each of the three spatial dimensions are bounded by

(\Delta x)(\Delta p_x) \geq \hbar/2

(\Delta y)(\Delta p_y) \geq \hbar/2

(\Delta z)(\Delta p_z) \geq \hbar/2

where \hbar is the reduced Planck constant; Δx, Δy, and Δz are the standard deviations of the three coordinates of position; and Δpx, Δpy, and Δpz are the standard deviations of the three components of momentum.
Romance › Re: How do I get out of this Fix? by Pain(m): 3:29pm On Dec 03, 2007
You Will Be Deep in Something Worse Than Shit By The Time The "Ho" Liday is Over. Better Dont Go Anywhere With Him. Hes the Regular Selfish Guy.

Try This And See. Disappoint the Appointment. I Bet His Reaction Will Help In Washing Clear Your Eyes. I Swear You Will Ask your Self What The Hell Uve Been Doing With Him After You Give Him The Shocker, That Would Reveal His True Soul.


Girls, Girls, Why Cant You All Read The Signature of Players Till You Are 33. Most Girls Only Wake Up At 33 (My Hypothesis)After Several "Plunges" Why?

Y Cant You keep Your Legs Closed Till Marriage. Most Guys are Only Out For Adventure Especially When They Are Gainfully Employed. This is the Truth My Sister. Shove off that Guy and Go Back to the Guy That Has respected Thy Virginity So Far.
Romance › Re: How do I get out of this Fix? by Pain(m): 10:28am On Dec 03, 2007
candies:
Then, if he insists on sex, I'm going to tell I can't share him with any woman. (That's true and I'm sort of a virgin too.)
Can You Xplain the Highlighted? " What Do U Mean By "Sort of a Virgin". Is their anything like "Partially Virgin"? God Help Me!
Career › Re: Joining The Military: Solution To Unemployment? by Pain(m): 4:27am On Dec 03, 2007
ishmael:
@pain

Hey, so you know Seun kuponiyi and Emeka Oraeki?? They are my friends; they are in 301 FTS now for Transport pilot flying. What about Suleiman idris? Do you know him? What about Fauziyyu Ma'aji? You know him too? They are all ex-boys in the NAF.
Suleiman Idris Was In Echo Coy. Fauziyyu Ma'aji Delta Coy ( Smart Guy ). I Love Smart Guys. My Regards to Them. Tell Them Pain Sends Them Warm Xmas Greetings. From Singapore With Love! I'm Sure I Know You Too. But the Fun of Nairaland is to Remain Covert. Under Cover. Seeing Without Been Seen. ( Tactics 101 !) cool
Christianity Etc › Re: God Said Nigeria Will Be The Greatest Nation In The World - Adeboye by Pain(m): 3:06am On Dec 03, 2007
See Why I Hate Religion? When Will People Open Their Eyes to See That A Bulk of Nigerian Pastors Are Just Swindlers Who Have Come To Understand An Age Old Trick of Extorting From the Simple Minded Through the Use of Fear And Esoteric Bull Shit Sermons?

These Tricks Are As Old As Babylon. What Tha F*ck!
Romance › Re: I Cought My Girl Friend With Voodoo by Pain(m): 3:29pm On Nov 29, 2007
Why is it that all these dreamers with cock and bull stories usually have less than 20 posts on Nairaland?
Romance › Re: Can't I Marry My Girlfriend? She's Fifteen by Pain(m): 3:56pm On Nov 28, 2007
Pedophile

ped·o·phile [péddə fl, pdə fl]
(plural ped·o·philes)
noun
Adult with sexual desire for children: an adult who has sexual desire for children or who has committed the crime of sex with a child.



-ped·o·phil·ic [pèddə fíllik, pdə fíllik], , adjective
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Family › Re: Twice Unfaithful And Lazy Husband: Should I End This Marriage? by Pain(m): 3:46pm On Nov 28, 2007
@dot2002. Do u still have mo of those pictures? Looks like u got a great collection in yo hard drive. By the way are u married? I have a friend whos been praying all his life to meet a sadist with a sense of evil humour like u. Maybe I can hook u both up

Dont be shy. You can mail him on lostsouls@hothell.com. "Stake" Care. Okay. cool

And Hey Lest I 4get. @Poster, Pls Dissolve that Marriage b4 its too late. His Insecurity May Consume U Soon. I dont know why im saying this. But I just have bad feeling about this.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Day Dreamers Association by Pain(m): 3:07pm On Nov 28, 2007
"I Had A Dream And I Think I Saw Doom" - Ghetto Boys (1993)
TV/Movies › Re: big brother africa 2 Is Over, What Happens To Our Ofumama? by Pain(m): 2:56pm On Nov 28, 2007
You Mean Ofu[b]mama[/b] or is it Ofu[b]nama.[/b]

Nama is Meat in Hausa. I Bet She Was't Too Tough to Chew. Ask Richie Rich.
Science/Technology › Re: Do You Believe In The Existence Of Aliens? by Pain(m): 11:38am On Nov 28, 2007
There is a rumour making the rounds that Santa can't fly his Sleigh in America this Xmas because The Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) has seized his Flying Licence due to Safety Issues and Terror Alerts.? cry.


How true is it huh
Romance › Re: I'm 23, Neva Dated, Kissed: by Pain(m): 8:48am On Nov 28, 2007
Clap For Yourself. sad
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: EWL Job by Pain(m): 7:06pm On Nov 27, 2007
Do I Smell Identity Theft? lipsrsealed
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by Pain(m): 2:37pm On Nov 27, 2007
If You Want to be shocked follow this link. Maureen and code had sex in the penthouse!

http://bbafrica2./uncut/groupmixed/

The so called Richards Gazunga is not so Big after all cheesy

http://bbafrica2./uncut/richard/


Titiana says she doesnt care because she used a condom. She also says she and richard are not in the same class. That his background his too poor !

http://bbafrica2./2007/11/26/yes-we-used-a-condom-tatiana/#more-1195

God Help Africa
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Women Want To Introduce Guys To Their Families First? by Pain(m): 7:46am On Nov 26, 2007
Its Called "BlokeBaiting" It Happened To Me Once. cry

I Didn't Know What I Was Getting Into. But Thank God I "Escaped from Sorbibor"!
Romance › Re: With by Pain(m): 7:20am On Nov 26, 2007
I See You Are A Fine Guy. Why Not Just Fire Her. Get Yourself An Angel And Marry Immediately. Ask Your Mum to Shop 4 One 4 You. My Mum Just Got Me Mine 2 Years Ago. Make Sure She Is As Fine As You. ( Dont Waste Your Talent cheesy). Come You Even Look Familiar. We Must Have Met At The FinebOyz Club!

Thats What My Mum Did. Watch Out For The Next Miss Nigeria in About 18 Years! cheesy I'm Going Home Soon. I Need to Settle And Keep These Zombies (Blood Suckers At Bay) Luckily for Me Shes Someone Ive Always Known. shocked shocked !

I'm tempted to Post Our Pics But You Know What? No Need. I Have Caused A lot of Pain Already. Ive Always But Its Not My Fault Its My Mums Angel Eyes I Took. Thats Why I'm Called The Pain grin
Science/Technology › Re: Do You Believe In The Existence Of Aliens? by Pain(m): 6:58am On Nov 26, 2007
These Sightings Are Sightings of Fallen Angels and Beings from Higher Realms. Forget All That Crap of the Vastness of Space. What You see Is What The Brain Was Wired To See. I Know I May Sound Silly, But Our Brains Merely Interpret These To Be Vast. In Reality There is No Distance. Its Like A 2D Man within a Video Game Trying to Understand The Vastness of The CyberSpace In Which He Was Created.

You and I Can Understand His Limitations, But He Can Go On And On Not Knowing Hes Just In A HardDrive! He Keeps Battling Against Forces Created By Manipulations In The 3rd Dimension. He Wrestles Not Against His Form But Against Spiritual Manipulations In The Higher Dimensions.

Once In A While He Perceives the Shadows of a 3D Man But The Form is As Flat As Him (2D). A 3D Man Casts A 2D Shadow So He Sees You in His On 2D- Image. But We Aren't Exactly 2D. Hope You get the Point? We too interprete the Shadows of Higher Beings as 3D because our brains are 3D. They Cast 3D Shadows on Our Realm.

Cling on to the Higher Law. The Word That Defies the Laws of Gravity by Ascension and The Laws of Flotation by Walking on Water. ( Food For Thot undecided )
Career › Re: My Boss Wants To Have Me In Her Office Or Sack! by Pain(m): 3:39am On Nov 26, 2007
Fantasies. Well They Help Sometimes, But Not Fantasies Like This. This is Destructive undecided

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