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Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Is Dead - Emeka Ike by Pain(m): 11:01am On Dec 10, 2010
I Disagree. Nolly Wood Is Not Dead. Emeka Ike's Career is Dead.

Good Riddance To, !
Politics › Re: Pastor Tunde Bakare Vows To Mobilise 12m Nigerians To Campaign Against IBB by Pain(m): 8:37am On Nov 01, 2010
Since from Days Yore Prophets Have Spoken Out Against Tyrants. I Leave the Quotes to those Versed in Bible Verses undecided This is No Exception
Celebrities › Re: Exclusive Pictures Of P-square's N500m Mansion by Pain(m): 4:30pm On Oct 28, 2010
Beef Baggers are Hating
Education › Re: Your Bizarre Experiences In Boarding School by Pain(m): 9:05am On Oct 15, 2010
Nigerian Military School, Zaria. Hmmm, No Comments.
Honestly,Better Experienced Than Gisted.
Nairaland General › Re: Facebook Or Fakebook? by Pain(m): 8:17am On Oct 13, 2010
Yeah Right undecided Just as I can brand this thread as "Hate Thread"
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by Pain(m): 1:18pm On Oct 09, 2010
It depends on the "Type" of "Angel" U Mean. I presume you mean "Angel of Goon"
Politics › Re: Dokpesi Arrested For Abuja Bomb Blast by Pain(m): 9:36am On Oct 05, 2010
Question IBB? I doubt If They Have Enough Evidence To Rope in the Prince on the Hill Top.

Intrigue and Deception is His Stock in Trade. He Is A Master of the Art , The Evil Genius. God Help Nigeria!!
Politics › Re: Abuja Bombers Text Messages by Pain(m): 9:32am On Oct 05, 2010
People Should Stop Being Too Emotional About The Bombing Incident.

My Take On This Text Issue? A Big Lie! All Coined Up. The Real Perpetrators Will Never Commit Such A Blunder,

By The Way Those of You Scanning For IP Addies, Save Urself Some Shit And Go Do Real Intel Work. The Enemy is Within.

Shine Yo Eyes,
Politics › Re: Abuja Naija @50 Bomb Blast In Pictures by Pain(m): 4:44pm On Oct 03, 2010
The Time is Now.

I had A Vision The Country Was Left Desolate. Many Fell, From the Carcass Rose A New Society. What Scared Me Most Was That My Partner Had The Same Dream , Same Night.

Mark My Words. The Time Has Come.
Politics › Re: Igbo Leaders Summit: Ohakim Prevents Igbo Leaders From Holding Meeting by Pain(m): 2:16pm On Sep 29, 2010
Jonathan Will Be No Different From the "Rest". I Stand Here To Be Corrected! He is the Unseen Hnad Behind,
Crime › Re: Lover Boy Crushes Okada Rider Over Girlfriend by Pain(m): 1:38pm On Sep 29, 2010
They Guy Allowed His D*Ck to Rule Over His Head. I wonder what thesis He inetnded defending with His Murder(Motha) F8cking D*ck since it does all the thinking for him. BTW look at the OOgly Shrekish Gooon that two lives went down for. Could it be the Cow Jugs? I bet the only thing he will milk out now is misery!
Food › Re: What Is Nigeria's National Drink? by Pain(m): 1:30pm On Sep 29, 2010
Nigeria's National Drink is Undoubtedly Star Lager Beer.
Politics › Re: Buhari Visits Adeboye To Seek For Electoral Support by Pain(m): 11:53am On Sep 23, 2010
How much is the consultation fee now?

I heard it has been increased to account for inflation
Music/Radio › Re: What Are The 50 Greatest Naija Songs Of All Time? by Pain(m): 11:51am On Sep 23, 2010
Sweet Mother-Nico Mbarga
Osondi Owendi- Osita Osadebe
Celebrities › Re: Project Fame Stage Got Burnt? by Pain(m): 3:06pm On Aug 24, 2010
project flames!
Politics › Re: Us Grants Nigeria Direct Flight Permit ! by Pain(m): 3:04pm On Aug 24, 2010
And So What?

As If they just got approval for direct flights to HEAVEN!
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Unveil World’s Largest Cake ! by Pain(m): 9:30am On Aug 03, 2010
Idiots! I heard there are Plans by MEND to Wire the Cake With Explosives?

The plan is to replace the 50 candle sticks with 50 dynamites each 10 grams of TNT. So watch out all you "Ijeku-Iges" and stay away from the Venue of Mediocrity .

Your Long Throats may lead you to Cut Throat Island 5 Degrees Latitude of Hell!!!!!!!

Dont ask me how I know ask the OCTOPUS!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply And Earn 5200 Naira Everyday With Mtnonline Jobs by Pain(m): 10:13am On Jul 09, 2010
Moderator!!!!! Where art thou?

Pls take this thread own. This is another attempt to scam. Albeit from an amateur.

Very poor poster work indeed!
Politics › Re: Hundreds Flock To Nigeria In Search Of Food by Pain(m): 9:59am On May 24, 2010
Could this be a plot to beef up population of voters ahead of the Elections?
Culture › Re: What Is So Wrong With Being Left Handed by Pain(m): 8:46am On May 19, 2010
I wonder why the human mind is so easy to manipulate with just a little dose of information.

Has any one here pondered a little to come up with the Endless list of Successful Right Handed People?

The list of Left handed US Presidents is made up of only 8 out of 44 a mere 18%

You can carry out further statistics if you have the time and skills, but may I ask? Where is George Washington? Was Einstein Left Handed? Was Isaac Newton L.H?, Was Max Planck? etc

The Point is that you we have both dumb and brilliant lads on both "Sides of the Arm"

Enough of This. Besides, Im Ambidextrous, and I dont think im a Genius. Im just brilliant.
Jokes Etc › Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by Pain(m): 11:26am On Apr 29, 2010
Welcome to MonkeyLand
Politics › Re: Adenuga Pays Beyonce 2 Million Dollars For Daughter Wedding by Pain(m): 10:51am On Apr 21, 2010
Yeah Right. I also heard Oprah is the proposed MC. Lest I forget to Chip this in, Bono is in charge of the catering/drinks
Politics › Re: Jonathan Goodluck - The Miracle Man by Pain(m): 10:46am On Apr 21, 2010
Is this a precognitive report?

Which year are you calling out from? 2066?

How's my Grand Son Faring? My regards to him.  embarassed
Politics › Re: 2011: A Presidential Candidate Will Die! T.b. Joshua by Pain(m): 4:15pm On Apr 20, 2010
I just cant get myself to believe any of these so called prophets. It appears all they do is to make amorphous predictions that can be fitted into the closest possible local or global event. I think they and their cohorts are just a bunch of gifted "retro-fitters"

Id like to make my own prediction for "all u all".

Here it is: "You will all die someday"

I hope i pass the test of prophesy by 100% if this happens.
Career › Re: Nigerian Company With Highest Number Of Official Cars by Pain(m): 5:25pm On Mar 24, 2010
No Arguments , Nigerian Breweries Plc owns and maintains the largest fleet of status and functional vehicles in Nigeria
Business › Re: US To Assist Nigeria On Nuclear Power by Pain(m): 2:30pm On Mar 24, 2010
Nuclear Option for a country that has been unable to effectively manage and distribute Hydro electric power in the last 50 years?

I think the subjectof this thread should be modified to " US To Assist Nigeria on Her Quest for Self Destruction"
Politics › Re: REPORT: President Yaradua Is Dead? by Pain(m): 2:53pm On Jan 11, 2010
The President is Alive. He is hale and hearty.
Infact he just had a meal of the Arab delicacy called Homos and a glass of Wine.

According to Turai there are positive signs of recovery, e.g he just had his first "Hard On" in 50 days.
Family › Re: Lecturer Wants To Sleep With My Wife by Pain(m): 8:53am On Jan 08, 2010
Send Him A Parcel Bomb, but if you are lilly livered to send him one you can send him a well packaged threat letter, 4get whatever people tell u on this forum. Every environment has its own unique solutions to unique problems. In Nigeria where the rule of law has collapsed and anything goes, these are the most viable options.

PS, Also if u belong to a fraternity, you may contact them, If you need access to all these solutions, break this CODE: )&wink#!%%@@)^ and contact some consultants.

We feel thy Pain,
Politics › Africa May Split - In A Few Days! by Pain(op): 1:14pm On Nov 05, 2009
Source: http://www.physorg.com/news176486243.html

Volcanic activity may split the African continent in two owing to a recent geological crack in northeastern Ethiopia, researchers said on Tuesday.

The 60-kilometre (35-mile) split in the desolate Afar region, which was the result of two volcanic eruptions in September 2005, has enabled scientists to further examine the earth's tectonic movements, said a report published in the Geophysical Research Letters.

"The significance of the finding is that a huge magnetic deformation can happen within a few days like in oceans," Atalay Arefe, an Ethiopia-based university professor who was part of the study, told AFP in an interview.

Researchers say faults and fissures, which normally occur deep down on the ocean floor, are the main processes by which continents gradually break off from each other.

They cite Africa, which underwent a similar phase when it split from America millions of years ago.

"Normally, such phenomena happens beneath the ocean, which is inaccessible, expensive and very difficult to make experiments. But in Afar, it's quite a natural laboratory for us to carry those out," Atalay explained.

Atalay, who was part of an international group of scientists who have been undertaking studies since the eruptions, said the event indicated what was likely to happen in the mainland.

"The ocean's formation is happening slowly, likely to take a few million years. It will stretch from the Afar depression (straddling Ethiopia, Eritrea and Djibouti) down to Mozambique," he said.

The Afar region, known for its salt mines and active volcanoes, is one of the lowest and hottest places on the planet.

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