₦airaland Forum

You're lucky it's just the fridge. What if na de bed?

1.Worn out brake pads.
2.Burnt brake light bulb.
3.Hand brake not fully released.
4.Low hydraulic level.

They're even lucky as they are sitting in a classroom now, maybe the NEXT LEVEL of this administration will push them to under a tree.

Somebody somewhere is sacrificing his life to save a dog, but we are here killing our fellow human beings on a daily basis. I weep for my country, Nigeria.

Somebody somewhere said our youths are lazy.

He should go back to the barracks, they will meet him there.

fk001:
Shut up you fvcking bigot

Must everything be 50 50




I even saw a Yoruba and Igbo name on the list

Kaduna is a mini-Nigeria.

pautex:
OP take your time this morning oo. Man dey think of where to get food from this morning u dey talk about defective radiator part no be who get the money dey buy motor take your time oo

Don't worry my dear. God is in control. You shall eat to your full and car you shall own, by God's grace.

Hello "Jenifer" baby. I just love this madam.

I hope Buhari will not give him ambassadorial position, else he will be brought back in a bodybag.

It's very unfortunate that our society doesn't recognise such talents. The old brigade would rather use them to steal ballot boxes for them or engage them in thuggery.

ictjobber:
Hausa Dudes though. That's how one almost stabbed me in 2013 because i refused to pay him his complete fare because he carry me pass my bus stop


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Instead of you to pay him more for burning his fuel for the jara, but you wanted to pay him even less.

When their wedding card is out, you'll see Chioma weds Emma. Instead of Emma weds Chioma.

aguiyi2:
How ladies manage men of this size still baffles me.

Don't be baffled. It is natural for them to carry the load. One thing I am concerned about is the size of his third leg. Can he satisfy her? Cos slim girls are deeper and wider.

Women these days only feel complete when they go half clad.

thatigboman:
Where all those that entered gutter to celebrate the stolen mandate? None was invited?

Those ones na just suffer heads.

ebusnwaoma:
President Buhari who revealed who spoke at Karakanda Stadium in Katsina while rounding off his presidential campaign for Saturday’s election, disclosed that he is seeking reelection because of his pact with the poor. 

President Buhari who spoke in Hausa, stated that all his government programmes since he became the President were geared towards uplifting the poor and making their lives comfortable.  The Nigerian President who said he will continue with all the programmes and come up with more innovations that would further alleviate the sufferings of the poor if he was reelected, mentioned the fight against Boko Haram insurgents, the anti-corruption war and promotion of agriculture, particularly the ban on importation of rice as some of his achievements.

“My administration is making concerted efforts to liberate 17 local governments that were before under the Boko Haram insurgents.

“Before our election in 2014, the Boko Haram insurgents were confusing our youths, telling them that they were fighting because of Allah.

“When we were elected, we embarked on enlightenment campaigns preaching to the youths that they were being used to detonate bombs that kill innocent people. Islam does not support the killings of innocent people for no just cause,’’ he said.

https://unclesuru.com/2019/02/15/im-seeking-reelection-because-of-my-pact-with-the-poor-buhari/

When you came, you told them to kill because of cows. What's the difference? Killings na killings!!!

chivera018:
His pact to take them to the next level of poverty,
from poor to pauper, and then to beggars.

Buhari is too much of a failure, let him go back to Daura and rest....

Where would you even go to beg? You could vividly see people crying everywhere.

Onigastephen:
Oga Guru,

How u dey? If I pack my 2018 lexus LX 570 for my garage without use for 3 years and return to it.
Wetin go happen to the engine and the configuration? I want travel. Abegi!!!

Oga, 3 years is a long time. Why not just dispose of the car and do something with the money. When you return, God shall open doors for you to buy even a newer model.

Officialpdpnig:
Nothing to celebrate here. It is our money which he stole that he used.

We will get the rest back one way or another.

I wish you good luck.

mrvitalis:
If our educational system work ...who would attend his private university then

Don't worry, students will come from Ghana, Cameroon, Togo, Benin etc.

bid4rich:
As president to be?

Well, im voting for CHANGE but dont ask me the kind of change im voting for

We know. Change the change.

aralc:
How I wish neither APC nor PDP should win.

If wishes were horses!!!

The cabal ruling the country will not allow him.

This government has never been responsible for anything, good or otherwise. It has always been blame, blame, blame all through the years. God have mercy.

You can clear off, stretch and take a brief walk.

I would love to have it.

Maybe the parents will later sue him for the sleepless nights they had to have him.

Binikingdowm:
Katsina is always a PDP state, even yara dua defeated buhari in that state that year..

Won't be surprise a bit if atiku does the same

I don't understand. Can you please expatiate?

Judging from her mouth, it's like she's in to drugs.

RABOY:
I hope she's not pantless as well

How do you expect her to be PANTFUL, do you want her pant to be pantnapped?

Olakush12:
why is her nipple facing her toe

Because she snapped the picture in the evening. Let her snap in the morning, and you will see the difference.